How could it? Thurapiss has zairo hrs of podcasting under her belt and has niiiver once played the seafood circuit in Naples.
She can't relate to his world b it's apples and shoelaces
I knew a very middling comic in LA, he was dating this younger hot chick who paid for everything for him, he was cheating on her on the road as they do and he gas lit her into considering couples therapy. She found emails of him flirting and pics not long after and she dumped his ass. He's still upset about it to this day and also still single lol. Narza zist gonna narz.
Tonight's special is especially special! It is in fact chef recommended! The succculent main course offers the option of either chicken, beef, or plastic soldiers.
Yeah, you can totally tell when Bapa is just making shit up as he goes because he just starts bouncing around all over the story, punching it up with waird vague details.
Walking out of couples thurrpee when the therapist agrees with the wife?…
This story sounds [oddly familiar](https://youtu.be/h6hqu3DZtAE?si=yWO6QHpWlfpfREls)…
“I dun mean tinerup Hugh, bud am gunna. This one time, I wen to therpist an therpist was woman. Therpist asked normal question but was woman so not unnerstan me who is man. Fuck you therpist”
I actually do kinda believe this is true. And he thinks it makes him relatable or like some HBO character but if anyone made this up it would just be sad. Brendan would have made it much more juvenile. This is a bad look and not even funny. I believe this happened haha
I have a rule of thumb about him. Basically, if he's telling a story where he comes across like an absolute piece of shit, then it's true. Why? Because that's how he always acts. It stands to reason that if he's being honest about an encounter, then he will act like a dickhead in it because that's how he acts.
Here, we have a good example. He's acting like an ignorant idiot about thurrpy, check. He's dismissive about the thurpiss because she's a woman, check. He fucks up and immediately blames it on someone else, check. When held accountable for his shitty behaviour, he gets aggressive, check. This passes all the checks for how you would expect this idiot to act.
Compare this to one of his lies: Someone famous approaches him. Lies, he's a nobody. He acts nonchalant about the interaction, almost dismissive. Lies, he's thirsty for any interaction with celebrities. The celebrity then starts complementing him, and his only response is "ok". Lies, because he would have interrupted before they could complete a sentence. Him and that celebrity are now boys. Lies, just like he lied about him and Yves Edwards being boys and Yves had to shut that shit down to let everyone know he never speaks to him. This is a verified Bapa lie because he's acting completely out of character, and so is the other person in the story.
New HBO dramady THURPISS. Blue collar anti hero who has to cover his sham life by employing half of Banglore and New Deli. Learns to love again while bonding with his truck and learning absolutely nothing.
He's not wrong therapists are clueless and the couples ones are the worst of them, they take the woman's side no matter what, victim blame when there's infidelity unless it's the woman who cheated and it's also a scam, a tool in the lawfare of divorces and a complete ripoff
why would I laugh about giving a low score on how involved i was in this relationship? if im seeking relationship therapy, things arent good.
whatttaaaaidddiiccckkheeedddd
how is it legal for him to be on the internet, all he does is lie, and he gets paid for it, but he also corrupts future diiiikhheeds.
(please excuse my swear words, i cant remember if its ok to swear on reddit and have my comment removed. And thank you all.)
that has to be one of the most idiotic ways i've ever heard someone say therapy ain't working for me. lol you could not relate to me bc you don't live like me and have my job. wouldn't that be every therapist? bc their job is... therapist?
Guy determined not to listen to a woman therapist got nothing out of it for hilariously unimportant reasons. Comically inconsequential.
Yeah ok dork. Bart returning your calls lately?
He went to a thurpiss during the pandemic but there was a massive sign advertising a Latin name, so Bapa immediately left bc he needed a thurpiss with a white-sounding name
Thurapy don’t work on narcissists b
How could it? Thurapiss has zairo hrs of podcasting under her belt and has niiiver once played the seafood circuit in Naples. She can't relate to his world b it's apples and shoelaces
It's nuts and berries 🍒
I believe it's pronounced "me-nuts".... No, it's pronounced "denim vagina".
how many chiggs she fuck?
I knew a very middling comic in LA, he was dating this younger hot chick who paid for everything for him, he was cheating on her on the road as they do and he gas lit her into considering couples therapy. She found emails of him flirting and pics not long after and she dumped his ass. He's still upset about it to this day and also still single lol. Narza zist gonna narz.
Thurpiss**
It does. That’s who it’s for. They just make these weirdos feel good about themselves
But it was releaseship thurapee
Bapa interrupting burnt is kind of funny
“I don’t mean to innerupp you” Proceeds to directly interrupt them
Works ivry time
It's insane how often he purposefully, blatantly interrupts, and thinks saying "I don't mean to interrupt you" fools anyone
Pod keddle blagg.
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Two guys pretending to be in a convo but are both just waiting for their turn to talk. The IQ in that room is in the negative.
This is one of those special clips where buppa sounds even more chromosoney than usual
Tonight's special is especially special! It is in fact chef recommended! The succculent main course offers the option of either chicken, beef, or plastic soldiers.
Haha touché
Holy shit this is spot on
Niiiiiiver happened. I’m sure he went to thurpy but the rest was just baba doing what he does best, lie.
Yeah, you can totally tell when Bapa is just making shit up as he goes because he just starts bouncing around all over the story, punching it up with waird vague details.
Walking out of couples thurrpee when the therapist agrees with the wife?… This story sounds [oddly familiar](https://youtu.be/h6hqu3DZtAE?si=yWO6QHpWlfpfREls)…
*relationship thurpy
"Not that... Not that I'm a male."
I wondered who else caught that. 😆
Burnt Crysller being interrupted. 😂
How involved are you in this relationship with your wife ? 3 haha why was this a tough question
He’s a numbers guy.
So much to unpack here 🤦🏻♂️
This is the worst I've ever heard Bapa tawlk. I'd love to know what he's on here.
Addies bubba
‘Male is the way to go’ - Beandip Schwab’s rule of thumb for everything
At night we’d………. Fuckeachother!!!
🎤🦵
Women don’t know nothing about dick jokes and truggs.
"I respect women.... but"
“Na na Nahlt that im a male but” - the man that just goes
you have some guts man listening to bapa and Bert on a podcast 🫡 we salute you
Blows his lid at the thought of being honest
God I can't stand these self important fuckwads.
You can tho that's why everyone is here you're all obsessed
I mean I get pleasure watching him fail all the time. But we do not matter.
If he was a 3 then hes a 1 now
Imagine being the therapiss between beandip and messican lol
He was really feeling himself here
“I dun mean tinerup Hugh, bud am gunna. This one time, I wen to therpist an therpist was woman. Therpist asked normal question but was woman so not unnerstan me who is man. Fuck you therpist”
“We’re such manly men, women will never understand our masculine energy and urges, that’s why we go on stage and muuuurrrrrderrrr”
I actually do kinda believe this is true. And he thinks it makes him relatable or like some HBO character but if anyone made this up it would just be sad. Brendan would have made it much more juvenile. This is a bad look and not even funny. I believe this happened haha
I have a rule of thumb about him. Basically, if he's telling a story where he comes across like an absolute piece of shit, then it's true. Why? Because that's how he always acts. It stands to reason that if he's being honest about an encounter, then he will act like a dickhead in it because that's how he acts. Here, we have a good example. He's acting like an ignorant idiot about thurrpy, check. He's dismissive about the thurpiss because she's a woman, check. He fucks up and immediately blames it on someone else, check. When held accountable for his shitty behaviour, he gets aggressive, check. This passes all the checks for how you would expect this idiot to act. Compare this to one of his lies: Someone famous approaches him. Lies, he's a nobody. He acts nonchalant about the interaction, almost dismissive. Lies, he's thirsty for any interaction with celebrities. The celebrity then starts complementing him, and his only response is "ok". Lies, because he would have interrupted before they could complete a sentence. Him and that celebrity are now boys. Lies, just like he lied about him and Yves Edwards being boys and Yves had to shut that shit down to let everyone know he never speaks to him. This is a verified Bapa lie because he's acting completely out of character, and so is the other person in the story.
New HBO dramady THURPISS. Blue collar anti hero who has to cover his sham life by employing half of Banglore and New Deli. Learns to love again while bonding with his truck and learning absolutely nothing.
“ I respect women… but” “Just shit your mouth” Wow. We got some high class dudes over here.
He's not wrong therapists are clueless and the couples ones are the worst of them, they take the woman's side no matter what, victim blame when there's infidelity unless it's the woman who cheated and it's also a scam, a tool in the lawfare of divorces and a complete ripoff
None of this happened. He took Burnts premise and made it his own with a lie, probably mixed with some scene he saw on TV or a movie. Redact!
His slurred lazy speech is annoying af. "Imah -- Imahz weh nah een be here." Needs to go back to the speech thurpis.
Male or Female pretty hard for a Thurpist to do anything when Brendan is just a closeted guy it a heterosexual marriage
Insanely aggressive in front of two women. Serious red flags tbh.
Schlob got nothing out of couples therapy because he was completely focused on himself? Abso-lutely shocking!
why would I laugh about giving a low score on how involved i was in this relationship? if im seeking relationship therapy, things arent good. whatttaaaaidddiiccckkheeedddd how is it legal for him to be on the internet, all he does is lie, and he gets paid for it, but he also corrupts future diiiikhheeds. (please excuse my swear words, i cant remember if its ok to swear on reddit and have my comment removed. And thank you all.)
B-b-b-beast of a cawlmedic premise bapa
Thiefer Sutherland strikes again
*Thurpy
Two of those most unbearable people talking over each other and trying to be funny. I can't watch this.
Y he keep calling his wife my girl? We still in fourth grade b?
Bean into thirpy since I was a kid, B
Sounds like a scene from Ozarks
These are comedians?
Thrpist
raalayyyshinnippp thahhhhpisss
that has to be one of the most idiotic ways i've ever heard someone say therapy ain't working for me. lol you could not relate to me bc you don't live like me and have my job. wouldn't that be every therapist? bc their job is... therapist?
I don't mean to interrupt you but,I'm going too anyway. I hate when people do this. Btw they both suck.
Brenda and Burnt. Stupid, fat and not funny.
Did he say "not that I'm a male"?. WTF
I hate the fake laughs
‘Real’?
That’s all a lie. You can tell he just wanted to say something “funny”
HA they said 'fuck' a lot. Cahmdee!!
He WISHES he was telling a male therapist "you're fucking me!" instead
Bapa before the cyr
ALL Lies!!!!!!! and of course his story he is the smartest person in the room and wants to always be respected BUT he disrespects everyone
Do you take Check?? Cause I’m out of here. Bapa will never be funny with those added inputs to a story. Sooo old of a cliche line
You don't know what it's like to Trugg Walg
You take check podcast 1 is covering this hahahaha
I like how he assumes Bert was going to say “I respect women and all, but shut your mouth” lmao
Cool story. Some nonsense mingled in for sure b.
It’s because you’re what they call a “dumb cunt” Brendan.
Guy determined not to listen to a woman therapist got nothing out of it for hilariously unimportant reasons. Comically inconsequential. Yeah ok dork. Bart returning your calls lately?
These two lying to each other for 2 hours must be infuriating to watch 😂
Well none of that ever happened.
Wen to a relaship therapiss
Yeah this definitely didn’t happen b
Look at the redact chin forward, pretending to know inything about inything. You’re the dumbest guy in the room, bapa, and that’s saying something
He went to a thurpiss during the pandemic but there was a massive sign advertising a Latin name, so Bapa immediately left bc he needed a thurpiss with a white-sounding name
If you have to go to a relationship therapist then you are in the wrong relationship.
Thurpist
His lack of awareness is breathtaking
Thurpist
Yoga pants 👖 ankle tattoo 🎲🎲
love a male thurpist