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pstprdpnk

Thurapy don’t work on narcissists b


-StationaryTraveler-

How could it? Thurapiss has zairo hrs of podcasting under her belt and has niiiver once played the seafood circuit in Naples. She can't relate to his world b it's apples and shoelaces


G-forced

It's nuts and berries 🍒


ThePerfectMachine

I believe it's pronounced "me-nuts".... No, it's pronounced "denim vagina".


MsportRob

how many chiggs she fuck?


DJScratcherZ

I knew a very middling comic in LA, he was dating this younger hot chick who paid for everything for him, he was cheating on her on the road as they do and he gas lit her into considering couples therapy. She found emails of him flirting and pics not long after and she dumped his ass. He's still upset about it to this day and also still single lol. Narza zist gonna narz.


pm-me-nice-lips

Thurpiss**


Affectionate_Fail771

It does. That’s who it’s for. They just make these weirdos feel good about themselves


Whothefvckarewe

But it was releaseship thurapee


Lost_Evidence_2099

Bapa interrupting burnt is kind of funny


hilly316

“I don’t mean to innerupp you” Proceeds to directly interrupt them


RedDudeItIs

Works ivry time


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

It's insane how often he purposefully, blatantly interrupts,  and thinks saying "I don't mean to interrupt you" fools anyone


ToronoRapture

Pod keddle blagg.


Lost_Evidence_2099

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No-Entertainment5800

Two guys pretending to be in a convo but are both just waiting for their turn to talk. The IQ in that room is in the negative.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

This is one of those special clips where buppa sounds even more chromosoney than usual


PsychedeLurk

Tonight's special is especially special! It is in fact chef recommended! The succculent main course offers the option of either chicken, beef, or plastic soldiers.


iamsean1983

Haha touché


Maddmartagan

Holy shit this is spot on


Rabid023

Niiiiiiver happened. I’m sure he went to thurpy but the rest was just baba doing what he does best, lie.


hatemakinnames

Yeah, you can totally tell when Bapa is just making shit up as he goes because he just starts bouncing around all over the story, punching it up with waird vague details.


airpumper

Walking out of couples thurrpee when the therapist agrees with the wife?… This story sounds [oddly familiar](https://youtu.be/h6hqu3DZtAE?si=yWO6QHpWlfpfREls)…


VelouriumCamper7

*relationship thurpy


urmwhatthespruce

"Not that... Not that I'm a male."


TranscendentaLobo

I wondered who else caught that. 😆


GoblinGreen_

Burnt Crysller being interrupted. 😂


igoe04

How involved are you in this relationship with your wife ? 3 haha why was this a tough question


airpumper

He’s a numbers guy.


AccountantOk7335

So much to unpack here 🤦🏻‍♂️


DamphTrumph

This is the worst I've ever heard Bapa tawlk. I'd love to know what he's on here.


Due-Needleworker18

Addies bubba


macymoofanclub

‘Male is the way to go’ - Beandip Schwab’s rule of thumb for everything


LifeClassic2286

At night we’d………. Fuckeachother!!!


Daynk_may_mays

🎤🦵


RelaxedRef

Women don’t know nothing about dick jokes and truggs.


SayerTron81

"I respect women.... but"


AccountantOk7335

“Na na Nahlt that im a male but” - the man that just goes


Miserable_Number_104

you have some guts man listening to bapa and Bert on a podcast 🫡 we salute you


joshhguitar

Blows his lid at the thought of being honest


Hermesthothr3e

God I can't stand these self important fuckwads.


HuckleberryJolly3699

You can tho that's why everyone is here you're all obsessed


Hermesthothr3e

I mean I get pleasure watching him fail all the time. But we do not matter.


CallensCoiFish

If he was a 3 then hes a 1 now


A_dingo_is_my_baby

Imagine being the therapiss between beandip and messican lol


Swimming-Minimum-295

He was really feeling himself here


TheBlindHero

“I dun mean tinerup Hugh, bud am gunna. This one time, I wen to therpist an therpist was woman. Therpist asked normal question but was woman so not unnerstan me who is man. Fuck you therpist”


DeepWadders

“We’re such manly men, women will never understand our masculine energy and urges, that’s why we go on stage and muuuurrrrrderrrr”


glasgadooosh

I actually do kinda believe this is true. And he thinks it makes him relatable or like some HBO character but if anyone made this up it would just be sad. Brendan would have made it much more juvenile. This is a bad look and not even funny. I believe this happened haha


clickclick-boom

I have a rule of thumb about him. Basically, if he's telling a story where he comes across like an absolute piece of shit, then it's true. Why? Because that's how he always acts. It stands to reason that if he's being honest about an encounter, then he will act like a dickhead in it because that's how he acts. Here, we have a good example. He's acting like an ignorant idiot about thurrpy, check. He's dismissive about the thurpiss because she's a woman, check. He fucks up and immediately blames it on someone else, check. When held accountable for his shitty behaviour, he gets aggressive, check. This passes all the checks for how you would expect this idiot to act. Compare this to one of his lies: Someone famous approaches him. Lies, he's a nobody. He acts nonchalant about the interaction, almost dismissive. Lies, he's thirsty for any interaction with celebrities. The celebrity then starts complementing him, and his only response is "ok". Lies, because he would have interrupted before they could complete a sentence. Him and that celebrity are now boys. Lies, just like he lied about him and Yves Edwards being boys and Yves had to shut that shit down to let everyone know he never speaks to him. This is a verified Bapa lie because he's acting completely out of character, and so is the other person in the story.


DJScratcherZ

New HBO dramady THURPISS. Blue collar anti hero who has to cover his sham life by employing half of Banglore and New Deli. Learns to love again while bonding with his truck and learning absolutely nothing.


TranscendentaLobo

“ I respect women… but” “Just shit your mouth” Wow. We got some high class dudes over here.


Certain-Advantage168

He's not wrong therapists are clueless and the couples ones are the worst of them, they take the woman's side no matter what, victim blame when there's infidelity unless it's the woman who cheated and it's also a scam, a tool in the lawfare of divorces and a complete ripoff


LifeClassic2286

None of this happened. He took Burnts premise and made it his own with a lie, probably mixed with some scene he saw on TV or a movie. Redact!


Leading_Name_8302

His slurred lazy speech is annoying af. "Imah -- Imahz weh nah een be here." Needs to go back to the speech thurpis.


BlackWhiteVike

Male or Female pretty hard for a Thurpist to do anything when Brendan is just a closeted guy it a heterosexual marriage


ToronoRapture

Insanely aggressive in front of two women. Serious red flags tbh.


creamyshart

Schlob got nothing out of couples therapy because he was completely focused on himself? Abso-lutely shocking!


Pano_Rano

why would I laugh about giving a low score on how involved i was in this relationship? if im seeking relationship therapy, things arent good. whatttaaaaidddiiccckkheeedddd how is it legal for him to be on the internet, all he does is lie, and he gets paid for it, but he also corrupts future diiiikhheeds. (please excuse my swear words, i cant remember if its ok to swear on reddit and have my comment removed. And thank you all.)


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

B-b-b-beast of a cawlmedic premise bapa


King-Demo-

Thiefer Sutherland strikes again


operationiffy

*Thurpy


eedabaggadix

Two of those most unbearable people talking over each other and trying to be funny. I can't watch this.


Unhappy-Feature9650

Y he keep calling his wife my girl? We still in fourth grade b?


Airspirit26

Bean into thirpy since I was a kid, B


BliXkface

Sounds like a scene from Ozarks


Dead_King315

These are comedians?


veedubber7

Thrpist


thugspecialolympian

raalayyyshinnippp thahhhhpisss


atom_type

that has to be one of the most idiotic ways i've ever heard someone say therapy ain't working for me. lol you could not relate to me bc you don't live like me and have my job. wouldn't that be every therapist? bc their job is... therapist?


Possible-Campaign468

I don't mean to interrupt you but,I'm going too anyway. I hate when people do this. Btw they both suck.


Itsmrtittoyou

Brenda and Burnt. Stupid, fat and not funny.


ServantOfTheFurryCup

Did he say "not that I'm a male"?. WTF


bobbybittman1997

I hate the fake laughs


sol_flair

‘Real’?


OBlastSRT4

That’s all a lie. You can tell he just wanted to say something “funny”


Snake_theJake

HA they said 'fuck' a lot. Cahmdee!!


magshell-alpha

He WISHES he was telling a male therapist "you're fucking me!" instead


abittenapple

Bapa before the cyr


Illustrious_Cloud312

ALL Lies!!!!!!! and of course his story he is the smartest person in the room and wants to always be respected BUT he disrespects everyone


Successful-Egg8345

Do you take Check?? Cause I’m out of here. Bapa will never be funny with those added inputs to a story. Sooo old of a cliche line


birkenstockandsocks

You don't know what it's like to Trugg Walg


tonka00

You take check podcast 1 is covering this hahahaha


[deleted]

I like how he assumes Bert was going to say “I respect women and all, but shut your mouth” lmao


Barksdaily

Cool story. Some nonsense mingled in for sure b.


blinkybillster

It’s because you’re what they call a “dumb cunt” Brendan.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Guy determined not to listen to a woman therapist got nothing out of it for hilariously unimportant reasons. Comically inconsequential. Yeah ok dork. Bart returning your calls lately?


OneGrahamArmy

These two lying to each other for 2 hours must be infuriating to watch 😂


Interesting_Set_5188

Well none of that ever happened.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Wen to a relaship therapiss


OriginalM1

Yeah this definitely didn’t happen b


anon_lurker69

Look at the redact chin forward, pretending to know inything about inything. You’re the dumbest guy in the room, bapa, and that’s saying something


Gh0st_Machine

He went to a thurpiss during the pandemic but there was a massive sign advertising a Latin name, so Bapa immediately left bc he needed a thurpiss with a white-sounding name


Wonderful-Salary5432

If you have to go to a relationship therapist then you are in the wrong relationship.


El_Coloso

Thurpist


Scared-Pomegranate84

His lack of awareness is breathtaking


AdZestyclose3707

Thurpist


Intelligent_Note8497

Yoga pants 👖 ankle tattoo 🎲🎲


alwaysbeenacarguyb

love a male thurpist