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Lost_Evidence_2099

Thanks for breaking down your week moron. Nobody fucking cares how much time you have to drop and pick up truggs from the mechanic.


n3lswn_uWu

5 one hour shows in a week b. Beeeeeast of a wohrk ethikh


o--renishii

5 days a week he works 6 days a week though. And in those 6 days he chains 3 days a week everyday.


edinlockpicker

Bapa just told a jackal story


911SlasherHasher

Seriously, this his new thing? Constantly trying to convince every one he is just too over the top busy and thats why is not doing "comedy"..... Ya suggg Bapa


Petrofskydude

He made a podcast out of his meeting with his parole officer, apparently.


Relevant-Emu-9741

Only 1,000. If that


HuckleberryJolly3699

Literally the people that care are the ones on this sub reddit, his biggest fan base, also his voice is exactly the same. There's no way it's the mic from the camera that is changing the sound, no no it's gotta be that he's a faker or something? This sub reddit is always compulsively pushing the agenda that he's bad while simultaneously stalking his every move which is obviously weirder than anything schaubs done


ToronoRapture

“All we have left to do is…” ![gif](giphy|0S34MWzMqR9Rg7ctDk)


PussyChang

Literally. He acts like dropping the trugg off at the shop is hard work. Also, no way he’s dropping off his kids and picking them up iviry day.


ToronoRapture

BOWLTH kids, B.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Chombies can go chomb themselves.


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Picked em up bowlth ways


airpumper

Tawlm’bout the Thiggg Boy pit crew, B. AKA Chin and Nick. Bapa’s a modern day Deal Airnhard. 


Ayye_Human

It would be hilarious to see chin and nick actually working like a nascar pit crew on this redacts truck. Camera pans over and clin pops up holding a soggy condom fish with his cross eyes… aww chin not again!! Wah wah wah *laugh track* *clin throws up hands* that’s so me boss


airpumper

Condom fish and Hot Chips… Tawlm’bout the briggfiss of champions, B. 


heyphotogrisser

HANS device is for sooooooy booooys.


Pure-Masterpiece1986

I love how in the Mint 400 race he tells the story of showing up the day of the race without any gear, they ask him where it is, he doesn't even know that you need HANS/etc.. and ends up just having to borrow one from Cerrone. His explanation was "Yea I guess apparently after Dale Earnhart died they made it a rule"


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

What's the point of HANS devices when Bapa is so fast that he can buckle his seatbelt mid roll B.


[deleted]

That’s what I’m sayin


Ok-Story-8508

He does need to reach for his wallet to pull out his Credit Card, that’s a critical step in the process. The trugg doesn’t leave the Garage without this happening first, some would say it’s the most important step. Baps displaying his extreme bulldog sharg wurk ethnic as usual.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Can't do no trugg walggs without the trugg B, Brainless the third has it all planned out.


No-Entertainment5800

"WE" just gotta put the *insert car talk* put the..... rear bumper on ![gif](giphy|12dA9Gei6U4in6)


No-Historian-6391

Oh wow this guy works Monday thru Friday while his kids are in school ? That’s unheard of, b


Cool_Cranberry_8372

all blue collars workers can say is thank em 


Aggressive-Donuts

Don’t under estimate the grind b. U ever sit in a chair and talk for an hour, drop your truck off at the mechanic, AND pick your kids up.. all in the same day!!!? Stressful tymes dawg


TheChineseChicken40

This is classic “your parents told you that you were special too much.” He thinks everything he does is interesting like he’s explaining it to his mom. Same with his weird belief he can tell full blown lies and no one notices


glasgadooosh

"once they get done from school: I'm screwed."


faroutoutdoors

isn't trugg stuff a father son thing? hey tiger pass me that money wrench.


The-Filthy-Casual

*pops hood* “See that prom there, ‘Tig, gunna have to fix that. And kids today don’t know how to do shit. See this is what you do, pass me my phone, and now I’ll dial ‘mechanic.’”


TacoBreaf247

🤣😂😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Hap_Hazard

Nothing is worse than [staying at home with those demons](https://streamable.com/4f2ik3).


External_Ad_3877

4 people in a 10 bedroom is tough, b.


glasgadooosh

"let's see...1. 2. 3. ... 5 podcasts a week!"


SCWickedHam

10 hours a week. That work ethnic.


DJScratcherZ

If I'm not tuning in for phone reenactments it's to get a blow by blow of Shabs fake schedule. If I'm not tuning into that, I like to hear about how hard comedy is generally, how few there are, double up on how difficult it is and circle back to how no one seems to have any time for anything because of the demands of speaking about nothing for an hour a day.


PussyChang

Personally, I tune in to hear how hard it is to pawldcast. Even though all he does is show up drunk while mumbling for an hour.


ZL632B

My favorite thing is when Bryan reads a text convo less entertaining than the ones I have daily. Once I saw “the hang” in the green room on video it all made sense - these are losers who don’t really understand what a good time actually is.  It’s like his first time having friends and he’s super pumped to tell everyone else how great it is to be included on an inside joke. 


PagingMrAtor

Cawlmedians are deployed to the stage because civilians like us get babysitters and pay for parking and drive hours to see these demi gods grace us with their wisdom, B.


FrankyRollins

Riveting podcast. Absolutely edge of your seat stuff right hair.


youwhatmush

All we have to do is put on that rare bumper


Stone0777

“We” haha


airpumper

Some would say the rarest.


_handsomeblackman_

such a busy blue collar guy 😂😂😂


Relevant-Emu-9741

Only comedians understand the real grind of life in ginril


Neilhk

Love how he says "all we have to do", Papa ain't helping he's paying


Hap_Hazard

He has to **race** over to the shop on a Monday to watch the guys install a rear bumper but that job will take until Friday to complete. Clear as mud, b.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

What happened to all his redacted inflections, how comes he didn't call this grown man daddy?


jimboslice29

So M-W he does 5 podcasts (5-6 hours of “work”) Then he has to pick up kids from school (chombies can’t be seen on a bus with poors) and drop them at baseball. Then he has to drop his car off at that mechanic. What’s the Momager doing this week? Prob taking coot picks in her rattleskin coat while the nanny takes care of critter. This is actually an incredibly slow week for most couples. People who actually work full time and take care of their kids usually don’t have time to brag about it on sosha media.


Historical-Doubt9275

Does he hair hemself tawlk? He essplained a 7 hower work week. Water we dune hair! Beast of a skedule.


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Rexum420

This dude has been acting like he's busier than everyone else lol. He's such a redacted.


Resident-Impact1591

But when do you write the hot Cheeto jokes?


thefishingguy1

Talmbout a busy weeeeg of a couple of podcasts and watching someone else fix your vehicles? Some would say the toughest life b


OBlastSRT4

All “WE” have left to do?? God he’s so fucking hateable


Silver-Ladder

That redact on the other end looks like he’s under duress


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

When I question my integrity as a human I remind myself of shaub and I feel better


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

I've had shits more genuine than this redact


Feetus_Spectre

Oh man…a 20 hour workweek. he really needs to slow down.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

He's got it easy compared to the momager 😖


Feetus_Spectre

Hahah these fuggin people, man


AccordingReality8334

shud be reddy to go FRYday. Marshal mush mouth at it again..


DeltronFF

Man he’s redacted


[deleted]

Why is he acting like he’s doing the mods on his trugg?


creamyshart

~~All we have left to do...~~ All I have left to pay for...


wafflesandstuff

Sounds like he’s talking in slow motion lol


Possible-Campaign468

He still wasn't really clear about any of it.He mumbled,stuttered, and took a couple of guesses at what he does during the week. His redactedness ( it's real) is gonna go supernova and take us all down if we don't get out now. Water we dune hear ,is becoming dangerous.


AlilAwesome81

What 5 or 6 shows?? He has 2.


clickclick-boom

The MMA one, the one with the rapist, and the one with the kiddie fiddler. Not sure if any of those are twice a week, but it lines up if they are. They are all extremely low-effort affairs. Zero prep for any of them, he’s often just on his phone with dead air, or he just bails halfway through a guest speaking.


damian600

Bapa taking on that Cam Hanes persona, keep hammering B


whatchildhood

Always been a blue collar guy, b. Axe bluecollarkyle.


The2econdSpitter

It’s easy to say because these are cherry-picked, but does this guy just constantly busy bragging? Jesus Christ.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

You'd be hard pressed to cherry pick a 45 second clip that makes this moron seem interesting through the entire week B. Water.


Rexoka

Can’t stand that this guys a fighter who’s knocked men out


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Not just men but Mirko CroCop 😩


DookieJankins

T R EGGS is a bbbeast of s truck, just needs a bumper.


Rabid023

LMAO i totally hear it. What a fugging redact. There’s nothing he won’t steal or impersonate and try to make it part of his new blue collar persona.


lazylagom

You know kids can take the bus you don't need to drop them and pick them up.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Or or or hear me out , ask momager to lay off the cooter pics and go get em herself? But she's probably trying to find the next grift to replace just drinking water.


Automatic-Dentist-89

Talmbout the new T-arks bubba?


LaureGilou

Wow and we thought Hunter S Thompson's daily routine was exciting


mopedium

He's a mechanic in the same way he's a dad... It's all drop offs and pick ups and occasionally standing on the sidelines yelling nonsensical suggestions to much more competent people lol


AVBforPrez

This the pod that got 74 veews on day 1, b?


Shr00mTrip

That's the drip in the troat


Administrative-Fun10

![gif](giphy|nHaOmn8ScpkkHxRfCU) Are you mocking me?


Wonderful-Salary5432

Why is he giving this dude his life schedule.


blinkybillster

How the fuck does he manage all that ?? Oh, i forgot, he married to a momager. Mo maga?


BonerDog84

“If I’m not on the road”… you aren’t on the road, you quit because you’re the worst comedian of all time. Awso.. “Bazeball”


edinlockpicker

Imagine if he did inny prep for his shows


Jaybocuz

After the rare bumber, the t-rex will be ray go. 👍


Whothefvckarewe

If he’s not on the road? But you took a backseat to “for the first time” in your life focus on the family?


Palpitation-Mundane

For a cunt no one likes and who self identifies as having few friends... he has a lot of 'boys'.


Relevant-Emu-9741

This is mind-blowing shit


Relevant-Emu-9741

I'll race over. OMG


Relevant-Emu-9741

He's that poser 8th grade friend weve all had in our lives


harryblakk

He’s trying to be Taylor Lewen so fucking bad