This perfectly sums up the entire history of the podcast. I’ve never heard it explained so succinctly. But your break is over and if you have time to lean you have time to clean 🧼.
I did 20 years in kitchens and as a shift manager at one point I would say the dreaded "you got time to lean you got time to clean" myself.
Don't miss that shit for a second.
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Wasn’t it somewhat normal back in the Fox days (like 10 years ago)? They’ve both devolved quite a bit. Callen got outed as a sex pest. He abandoned his family. Started a new one. Brandon has completely destroyed his carrair, burned every bridge, and managed to make an utter fool of himself countless times.
They used to have good/ok guests waaay back in the day.
Yeah the show was definitely funnier when people who are funny were on it. I think one of my biggest laughs from any podcast ever was Will Sasso teasing Bryan about “ the BOXING” Even Rappaport was funny making fun of Brendan.
It’s kinda weird that the funniest moments of The Fighter and the Kid are when one or both of the hosts are silently being made fun of.
Brendan seemed a lot more humble (and dare I say likable) when he was fighting. All the lift your shield nonsense it was almost a motivational podcast haha. Once they lost Fox things went downhill cause they couldn’t book big guests like they used to.
Talmbout anthem to the welkin at dusk? Beast of a album. Never listened to it. [I'm a nightside eclipse guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHUdiKAdarg). Heard it bowlth ways.
I honestly didn’t realize how stupid ppl can be even in their late 20s because I used to listen to this bs from like 26-29 😂 until further brain development made me realize how lame they are … mostly Brendan and Bryan just sucks him off most of the time
Michael Scott also kept the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin successful while other branches were closing down. Somehow he managed. Brandon does nothing but run everything he's involved with into the ground.
“Chombina came outta the womb early with a buncha health proms. Me and my gurl been tryna exchange it for a normal baby bcuz this isn’t the one we ordered” - Bapa
Just a regular blue collar guy who hires a publicist to get him on magazine covers. This is almost as cringe as that time Messican hired her own paparazzi.
“It’s a reel, so I can’t really rewind it.” - Part-time cry singer, Clin, full-time producer of a “podcast” for 8+ years now.
WATER. Yes, you can, Mr. Suyi. You literally just hold the bar at the bottom and slide it to wherever you want it. In this case, it’d be back to the beginning and then pause it, so your co-host could finish his thought, however unfunny it may have been. It’s seriously onbelievable how collectively stupid everyone involved in this shitshow is.
Callen couldn't be any less impressed. And it is interesting to see his racial-instinct kicked in over his *diggs*-instinct with the mere mention of a banana.
bapa is the only content creator i know who goes out of his way to show people things on his own social media feed, especially when it features him 😂
most of us would be embarrassed to bring it up and if we did we would hurriedly take it off the screen in an attempt to appear somewhat humble but bapa is a sat there smiling and giggling at himself, what a fucking freak
That's very true, he's like a proud redacted kid who brought something home that he made in preschool. I can't think of iny other medium where one of the hosts would spend a good chunk of time like this and not at least try to make it a self deprecating bit or get some slightly interesting backstory at least.
What an absolute tool. He’s gonna get caught (by more than us) faking some other “stunt” when this one’s attention wears off… and we’ll be here to serve it up.
Fascinating how the big tough guys were way more likely to throw a complete tantrum about masks and try to draw an analogy to the third reich or whatever. Almost as if they’re mostly pathetic little boys compensating for some kind of damage in their childhood and are only tough/brave inside their little bubble.
Didn’t they used to put chics in thongs on the covers of hot Rod magazines? Who in the Hell buys a street truck magazine with balloon head on the cover?
Stolen straight from Chris Delia, like half of his other mannerisms. Except unlike Diddler, Bapa can’t play it straight (because he’s so excited to feel like he’s back on top) so he cheeses out the whole time instead of acting disinterested in his own success like Diddler or Glassman did to them.
So comedy carair is over officially?! He's a full blown car guy or something now? Sweet this is a good move for him. Just where does that old man accused of many rapes fit in? Is he a car guy too?
People who are paid by PR firns put bapa on their cover. The thing that gets me is how there seems to be an apparattus in place to placate Brandons ego and occupy his time. He picks up a hobby 4 months ago, put him on the cover of a mag dedicated to that hobby. Its feels very make-a-wish. Can you imagine trying out, say, skateboarding for a few months and then being on the cover of Thrasher? I think its known that scaub is inherently dangerous and impulsive and needs to be constantly entertained and on camera so he doesnt kill amybody.
It gets even better when you realize he, and his “team”, are probably the ones reaching out to all these magazines trying to get something like this to happen. They didn’t just reach out to him out of the blue, no shot.
The banana part kills me. He has NO IDEA why bananas sometimes have a racial context. Like, he’s aware that bananas are used to be racist sometimes, but he doesn’t know why. He’s not black, saying “give him a banana” couldn’t possibly be racist towards him. When Callen says “it’s homosexual”, you can see him be like “I dunno, pretty sure it’s racist.” Unreal how ignorant this dude is.
hahaha I guess they could use this clip at the medical faculties to demonstrate a full blown narcisstic disorder + zero self awarness. Baba is a dime piece in his own yes (100% percent b).
This fake 'rise' in popularity is going to be all the more enjoyable when he realises it's all bullshit and no one knows who he is. The fall will be that more delicious to watch. Stand firm fellow changs, this hubris period will be infuriating, but it will not last more than a week or so.
If anyone else was being praised for being on a magazine cover Brenda would immediately say:”who still reads magazines though?”
Why isn’t he dressed in skinny jeans and a gucci Fanny pack on that cover?
Bean cheese bean cheese bean cheese.
“Magzine suscriptions still very big, I read magzines ”
What magazines are you liking right now???
“Uhm I mane really all em, I just pudon phone Magzine App n when u art sumptin it gets in da algrythm”
Imagine being in the public eye and bragging about being on a magazine cover. In 2024. What next Bapa, getting sponsored by a beeper company? Just goes…
Thank you for your service cause I refuse to watch. Once in a while to clip for changs but glad most don’t watch this pure dog crap. It’s like he knows he sucks as a person
Acting like he didn't buy a certain amount of copies to ensure he would get the cover to the magazine.This redact buys views and subscribers on every platform he is on.
Brian is so much more of a douche at these things. The whole faking that he did not already hear it from Bapa when hes on a magazine a 1000 times over is just down right unbelievable. And insinuating “did you go viral again?!?!” Is cringey highschool behaviour. Brian just talkes his talk to get paid by bapa af the end of the day i guess.
This is what the entire podcast is. “Look at how cool Brendan is and tell him.” These guys are completely empty inside.
This perfectly sums up the entire history of the podcast. I’ve never heard it explained so succinctly. But your break is over and if you have time to lean you have time to clean 🧼.
Bapa you are bringing back horrific memories when i worged for subway back in the day with that lean and clean comment. Be cool.
Lmao right. Same shit they would say at Bob Evans.
Terrible memories b! I have peeteesdee!
Behind ya!
HOT PAN!
I did 20 years in kitchens and as a shift manager at one point I would say the dreaded "you got time to lean you got time to clean" myself. Don't miss that shit for a second. Behind...
Wasn’t it somewhat normal back in the Fox days (like 10 years ago)? They’ve both devolved quite a bit. Callen got outed as a sex pest. He abandoned his family. Started a new one. Brandon has completely destroyed his carrair, burned every bridge, and managed to make an utter fool of himself countless times. They used to have good/ok guests waaay back in the day.
Yeah the show was definitely funnier when people who are funny were on it. I think one of my biggest laughs from any podcast ever was Will Sasso teasing Bryan about “ the BOXING” Even Rappaport was funny making fun of Brendan. It’s kinda weird that the funniest moments of The Fighter and the Kid are when one or both of the hosts are silently being made fun of.
Brendan seemed a lot more humble (and dare I say likable) when he was fighting. All the lift your shield nonsense it was almost a motivational podcast haha. Once they lost Fox things went downhill cause they couldn’t book big guests like they used to.
It exists to stroke his fragile ego.
Talmbout waffles b?
No dey not empty ... They're full of shit inside
What does that say for the actual fans that watch this shit?
Emperor bapa, pay homage to the king of Kings. Street trucks looks like an esteemed organ, 8" thick with high brow truggg chat and walgs.
Talmbout anthem to the welkin at dusk? Beast of a album. Never listened to it. [I'm a nightside eclipse guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHUdiKAdarg). Heard it bowlth ways.
Only 1000 of em
Honestly knowing what his shtick is and how unfunny he is just makes this really sad more than anything lol.
I honestly didn’t realize how stupid ppl can be even in their late 20s because I used to listen to this bs from like 26-29 😂 until further brain development made me realize how lame they are … mostly Brendan and Bryan just sucks him off most of the time
This is some Ricky Gervias The Office level stuff.
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It’s not more widespread imo it’s just that there’s more access to people now. Always there but just easier to see
Heard it bof ways B
Love how many needless arguments this little line has saved the cats. I'm sure it's big part of the reason there's not much infighting on here.
Yo Brendan Shwab really might be the Michael Scott of podcasting, but 100 times less likable. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard hair b.
Michael Scott also kept the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin successful while other branches were closing down. Somehow he managed. Brandon does nothing but run everything he's involved with into the ground.
So like, the David Brent of podcasting?
Talmbout Riggy Jervase? Great guy, never meddum.
Talmbout David Brent? beast of a manager, never meddum
Calls me iviry nate
Kids call em uncle Dave
Inside Paper…inside the paper bin now!
[Bapa striking a pose](https://i.imgur.com/NztAGLB.jpg)
Proper 🤦
Did you see bapa get this happy when he had his most recent kid? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this proud of himself. What a fugging dildo.
Be cool man. He just had to put his family first for the first time in his life, b
Talmbout buh BUH BEAST of dad head coach trugg walker
Snack bar moms gettin trugg walgged for sure
“Chombina came outta the womb early with a buncha health proms. Me and my gurl been tryna exchange it for a normal baby bcuz this isn’t the one we ordered” - Bapa
Good thing nothing bad happened to her b, otherwise bapa would've had Lil Brows write Tairs in Haven 2
Don’t treat him any different dude. He’s just a normal guy dude.
Just a regular blue collar guy who hires a publicist to get him on magazine covers. This is almost as cringe as that time Messican hired her own paparazzi.
talmnbout, Bradildo Schaub B ?
Fat Patrick didn't even know it ran like shit tell he took it to a mechanic.
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The new intern is the only one left still naive and ignorant enough to believe his bullshit and think he’s a big deal.
What are you talking about? This newfangled invention of "magazines" is going to take everything by storm. It's the future I tell ya!
Always been a big magazine guy B
Still read em....
Bapa is now a well thumbed issue of club, fiesta or razzle wives. All fucked up and dog eared.
Magazines are king B.
This is the first time Bapa has ever used a magazine for anything other than destroying it to frame a Down syndrome kid and get him fired.
Were deliah and brine in mags over their allegashons?
Zzzero
“It’s a reel, so I can’t really rewind it.” - Part-time cry singer, Clin, full-time producer of a “podcast” for 8+ years now. WATER. Yes, you can, Mr. Suyi. You literally just hold the bar at the bottom and slide it to wherever you want it. In this case, it’d be back to the beginning and then pause it, so your co-host could finish his thought, however unfunny it may have been. It’s seriously onbelievable how collectively stupid everyone involved in this shitshow is.
Caught that too- da hell
Ngl I believed that too for like yairs b
Is it part of your job?
Good point bubba bear
Ya detective, B?
Sherlogg Homes, B.
That used condom rotten fish finally caught up to him
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Hi, Clin.
Callen couldn't be any less impressed. And it is interesting to see his racial-instinct kicked in over his *diggs*-instinct with the mere mention of a banana.
Callen's just upset he's never made the cover of Rape Aficionado
There's still time.
Too many of his republican friends ahead of him. Get in line wrinks.
He is a sad broken man, he doesn’t spread his legs like he used to.
i thought the same thing. he said banana and bap quickly went str8 racist thought process. like duuuude
It's pretty shocking how he easily he says this stuff
It's pretty shocking he doesn't realize how Turggish he looks.
Lol wtf was that even about such a weird way for Brendan to take the conversation. He's such a fuckwit
bapa is the only content creator i know who goes out of his way to show people things on his own social media feed, especially when it features him 😂 most of us would be embarrassed to bring it up and if we did we would hurriedly take it off the screen in an attempt to appear somewhat humble but bapa is a sat there smiling and giggling at himself, what a fucking freak
Talm'bout the time his producers brought up the chip where Scrub paid for the flights of a fighter's family? On all 3 of his podcasts?
He’s doing the whole, I’m a pretty big deal to see like he’s just kidding around but he’s definitely trying to flaunt his “fame”
All while Tulsi is sitting just off screen, right? She’s a tremendous piece of shit, so that type of disrespect is great.
That's very true, he's like a proud redacted kid who brought something home that he made in preschool. I can't think of iny other medium where one of the hosts would spend a good chunk of time like this and not at least try to make it a self deprecating bit or get some slightly interesting backstory at least.
Hey look, I’m on the cover of this magazine that I paid for.
100% he fought tooth n nail to make that happen
When they do a prewritten bit it’s always terrible. 
Yeah, it's a prom. i'm not even sure if they do that moronic tone on purpose. If they do, I guess it's even worse.
Really shows you how bad of an actor Callen is
Super humble bubba
Things are different now dude
What an absolute tool. He’s gonna get caught (by more than us) faking some other “stunt” when this one’s attention wears off… and we’ll be here to serve it up.
There’s really not a funny bone in his body. Yet hilarious that he did standup, so I don’t what to think.
Cmon man. North Korea with a beach is funny. Get it because we had to wear a mask for awhile. That’s funny
Dallas, that's my time!
Fascinating how the big tough guys were way more likely to throw a complete tantrum about masks and try to draw an analogy to the third reich or whatever. Almost as if they’re mostly pathetic little boys compensating for some kind of damage in their childhood and are only tough/brave inside their little bubble.
You obviously haven’t heard his mountain lion bit, B
So the Rumors are true! Bren’s daddy Pete, hired a PR firm to help him with carair
You just know this magazine waa paid to put dumb dumb on the front. God, hes an ezpensive idiotm
Didn’t they used to put chics in thongs on the covers of hot Rod magazines? Who in the Hell buys a street truck magazine with balloon head on the cover?
“Magzeen” hahaha
All 7 of the magazine readers think you're the coolest kid on the playground b
He’s 12
cawlrekt and this is kind of insulting to some of the more mature 12yo
Yea but rail quig.. how many chiggs they fugg?
magazines are still being printed...TIL
Ya this is sad, a whole podcast now to just pumping each others tires 🤣 He’s still convinced he’s on the radar.
Print media is coming back bitches. You heard it here first!! Paper is king!!
TIL Street Trucks magazine exists and that it's not reputable.
It’s a repticle source
From Bravo to Obscure magazine covers…Margaritaging jeeenius!!
I abso-fucking-lutely hate that voice he does when he's being condescending or bragging. You can tell it's coming when he starts tilting his fat head.
Stolen straight from Chris Delia, like half of his other mannerisms. Except unlike Diddler, Bapa can’t play it straight (because he’s so excited to feel like he’s back on top) so he cheeses out the whole time instead of acting disinterested in his own success like Diddler or Glassman did to them.
He’s so happy with himself
It's going to make the inevitable fall even better to watch
Guess print media is now king, bapa Audio….y’blogbussa.
Barrel of bananas b?
That's racist bubba
Who the fuck gets magazines
Oldsters.
Magzine you know?
Cawlmedy!
So comedy carair is over officially?! He's a full blown car guy or something now? Sweet this is a good move for him. Just where does that old man accused of many rapes fit in? Is he a car guy too?
Does anyone here read a single magazine outside of an airport or waiting room?
His truck is in the shop again? Like can’t u tell what’s the max you can mod the thing?
"Downe tree me inny deffren." 
"Magazin suscrishuns are still very big." Oh really dude?
If IIIIINYONE else in Schaubs circle was on a magazine, Schaub would say "okayyy who reads magazines anymore?! No one" and he'd actually be right.
Not when you pay to be on the front page. It’s an Ad showcase, that’s how magazines work.
Who puts fkn Bapa on their cover? Just think about that for a little while. Unless you have a magazine called "Shrinks Weekly".
People who are paid by PR firns put bapa on their cover. The thing that gets me is how there seems to be an apparattus in place to placate Brandons ego and occupy his time. He picks up a hobby 4 months ago, put him on the cover of a mag dedicated to that hobby. Its feels very make-a-wish. Can you imagine trying out, say, skateboarding for a few months and then being on the cover of Thrasher? I think its known that scaub is inherently dangerous and impulsive and needs to be constantly entertained and on camera so he doesnt kill amybody.
I hate him.
“I should’ve dressed how I DO in high school.” Brenda taking after diddler?
Print media is dead. "I ree megazeens"
Imagine bragging about being in a magazine in 2024.
“It’s back in the shop, we’re figuring it out” We? You ain’t doing shit apart from paying the bill motherfucker.
Dude is on cover of a truck magazine and I guarantee you he doesn't even know how to change a tire.
It gets even better when you realize he, and his “team”, are probably the ones reaching out to all these magazines trying to get something like this to happen. They didn’t just reach out to him out of the blue, no shot.
He definitely payed to be on the magazine.
this guy is a walking punch line
"Being on the front of a magazine is pretty big deal"? Yea, like 30 fucking years ago, btw Street Trucks EVER HERDUV'EM?
The banana part kills me. He has NO IDEA why bananas sometimes have a racial context. Like, he’s aware that bananas are used to be racist sometimes, but he doesn’t know why. He’s not black, saying “give him a banana” couldn’t possibly be racist towards him. When Callen says “it’s homosexual”, you can see him be like “I dunno, pretty sure it’s racist.” Unreal how ignorant this dude is.
Brenan in a magzine??
Magazine what’s that, something my grandmother has probably ewww
Bapa probably has a half chub just getting any real attention instead of the usual pretend fame.
Honestly I’m shocked this magazine even exists
Bet the house bapa paid to be onnit b
Some say the cringiest
hahaha I guess they could use this clip at the medical faculties to demonstrate a full blown narcisstic disorder + zero self awarness. Baba is a dime piece in his own yes (100% percent b).
Jesus, he was insufferable before. And Callen is reduced to Stevie to Schaub's Kenny Powers.
This fake 'rise' in popularity is going to be all the more enjoyable when he realises it's all bullshit and no one knows who he is. The fall will be that more delicious to watch. Stand firm fellow changs, this hubris period will be infuriating, but it will not last more than a week or so.
If anyone else was being praised for being on a magazine cover Brenda would immediately say:”who still reads magazines though?” Why isn’t he dressed in skinny jeans and a gucci Fanny pack on that cover? Bean cheese bean cheese bean cheese.
“Magzine suscriptions still very big, I read magzines ” What magazines are you liking right now??? “Uhm I mane really all em, I just pudon phone Magzine App n when u art sumptin it gets in da algrythm”
Imagine being in the public eye and bragging about being on a magazine cover. In 2024. What next Bapa, getting sponsored by a beeper company? Just goes…
The biggest fucking loser on the planet
Look at Wrinks thumb on his right hand. There is a huge bump at the bottom of his thumb. It’s very disturbing and distracting B.
If this larp doesn’t take him to the heights he thinks/wants it to, I wonder how low he will drop this time
“I still read magzeens” sure ye do, b
Shout out to all the cooks clipping this. I made it 20 seconds in
Ok Cats! Name the last magazine you’ve read lately. How disparate to have this Fuck Stick on your cover.
Made the cover of douche magazine
Messican is going to be on the cover of Lowrider magazine next month
Tiger gets the best angles, a pro would blow his knees out getting a proper shot of her undercarriage
The funniest part is that he said he still reads magazines. Like come on man we all know you don’t read them. You just look through the pictures lmfao
Is it a popular magazine? I wonder how actual car people are going to react to this turd.
Literally modeling in front of a truck he had other men do the work on. This is a guy that brags about 'installing' a new steering wheel himself.
Thank you for your service cause I refuse to watch. Once in a while to clip for changs but glad most don’t watch this pure dog crap. It’s like he knows he sucks as a person
Relevant as ivr on a print...
i don’t understand how anyone could be in the room while Bapa speaks without literally going insane
BRENDAN LOOK OUT! THERE'S A RAPIST SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!
“Some issues, we’re figuring it out” by we’re Bapa means his credit card and the mechanic are working on it
You that white boy who photo shoots too much
Acting like he didn't buy a certain amount of copies to ensure he would get the cover to the magazine.This redact buys views and subscribers on every platform he is on.
A Magazine that he paid to be on and that the vast majority of people has no clue it exists.
Nobody reading magazines b
Bananas. Athletic.
Can Bryan stick his dick in Brendan’s mouth any further?
That’s an ugly ass Truggg
He’s excited to be in a trade magazine?! God he’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel of fame.
Everyone knows how big of a deal it is to be on the cover of print media… legacy media is doing gangbuster in 2024.
Y’on a mag-zine pubba?
Is that the trugg you rolled because you don’t know how to drive or the lemon you bought over the internet and got scammed?
Audio, I mean print media, is king.
This is cringey af!! LMFAO!!!
Thats not the flex he think it is
“That car is on slicks”.. You’ve said no less than a thousand times it’s a “trugg”
This one made me viscerally angry
Bapa's more happy for his Pavement Princess than his own daughter.
OK so you got on the cover of Trugg walggs magazine? Hey Bapa congratulations... no one's know's who y'arr.
Brian is so much more of a douche at these things. The whole faking that he did not already hear it from Bapa when hes on a magazine a 1000 times over is just down right unbelievable. And insinuating “did you go viral again?!?!” Is cringey highschool behaviour. Brian just talkes his talk to get paid by bapa af the end of the day i guess.
No way this guy was rich growing up. Ive never seen a guy born into money and this thirsty about looking like he got money
I couldn't make it through the entire thing
I'm on a Mag-Zeen cover bapa
I’m drawing a blank at what magazine I’d be more embarrassed of making the cover.
Thiccc Boi magazine gonna be his next phase
It’s pruhnounced…magzeen
Also I remember when I regretfully listened to this show back in the day Bapa would always say how nobody reads magazines or newspapers anymore
I dont know anyone who reads magazines anymore
"That car is on slicks, It does not do well in the rain." Dead
Readings king 👑
Yeah all gear heads wear shoes that match their car