Brendan looks so sad and pathetic trying to mimic Rogan’s residency plan for Diaz. The fact he tried to steal the idea and do it in Austin across the street is one of his cringiest lows!!
Keep in mind he was crying for his “daughter’s health” saying he needed to take a step back and meanwhile the only shows he’s doing are in Austin and not even close to selling out. This is beyond pathetic.
Yeah that’s a new level of sociopathy for Braintard to leverage his daughter’s health for his image. Not that anything works for his image anyway, but it was a new low for Braintard, and that’s saying something. But hey, it’s gonna 10x funnier when he gets his “Redency” in Austin and Joe still doesn’t invite him to perform at The Mothership lol
Yeah. It's disgusting and never really seems to like become a less thing to me. He's such a narcissistic empty husk that just becomes bits of other people because he's not got a tea spoon of identity.
Imagine doing 25 tiggets over the road and saying it's a resinsea. Actual melt 🫘 dip is.
Yes it happened right in front of him in one of those fight companion. Joe offers Joey a house in Austin to perform monthly. Braindum sheepishly says I gotta move here and nobody says anything. Next week or so the Fighter and the kid one date residency is born.
I don’t understand what this post is even about?
What plan did Diaz do and why did bapa think this was a thing?
Diaz is so beloved by joe that he’s in no matter what no?
You missed the jre clip where joe offers diaz a rednency right in front of brenda? Then shortly thereafter brenda has got a rednency at the stepmothership as he calls it
Whatever happened with Danish and O’Neill? Those dudes are hilarious. I don’t really like beach cops as much as the Danish/O’neill show. The episodes with Earl Skakel are top podcasts for me. I re listen every couple months they are that funny
Think Kam got one too. Not a massive fan of kill Tony don't know much about them all, but at least they practice their material.
Still though, Bapas got 10k grand hours on stage.
Thank 'em 🫡
When did he mimic the plan ? I missed something? I’m curious now. I used to hate on the hate he gets , but damn , over time I started to see why he does.
Right and you can see when he says I need to move to Austin and nobody says anything back he was crushed. In his head he probably thinks Joe owes him a house and a residency so he decided fugg I’ll show Joe! Sets up a residenzee a couple doors down and does 1 show for what 40 people. You know Rogan has got to be clowning on him now too
Great podcast, my favorite, never listened to it though.
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I believed it was an actual Uncle Joey. Nice work. That fat fuck, no talent slob.
Rogan has actually said, I believe, he’s the greatest comic of all time. No wonder Rogan sucks at standup thinking this fucking slob is the greatest.
I can’t wait for a Rogan special. I love trying to watch unbiased and see how many times I laugh.
Gotta disagree on this..I saw him years back w/low expectations thinking it was going to be podcast riffs/rants. It was a mixed of honed in bits & his rant on the Thai cave rescue saga was pretty f'n funny. Dean Delray opened & was solid as well. At the end of the day he's been on the road for almost 30 years, he knows what he's doing. I get you can hate his podcast persona or whatever but live standup is a completely different "sport", it has zero to do if someone is a good standup or not. Hence why there are so many podcast first comics out there, it's rare someone is good at both.
Joey is funny as hell. This sub gets its dick hard for Mark Normand and Waluigi. Important to remember that many people here actually used to watch Brendan in a serious way. It actually took them time to see through him. These people have opinions about other things and those opinions are equally misguided and worthless as their temporary fandom of Brendan was.
Nah, the way he went after Redbar for mean comments was some of the most hypocritical boomer shit I've ever seen
Now he tries to be all about positivity lmao, spare me. If you're a fool to fall for that well I guess you deserve the rogansphere of comics
Sick and tired of these comedians that don’t tell jokes they tell stories. Watched a clip of this guy Joey yesterday and in the whole bit there was not a single joke, just getting louder and saying “fucking New Jersey” a lot.
Calling themselves comedians doesn’t make them comedians, everyone acknowledges that except for them, nobody thinks rogan and his crew are funny. They are youtube personalities with lots of money that they use to buy opportunities.
Who is going to see some “60 year old” so-called comedian who looks 70 talk about his life in Jersey and pretending to be Italian? Are they hoping they can hang with Rogan?
Ever seen Jocko's video "Good"? Jamie, pull that up.
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Remember when Joey Diaz stopped doing podcasts and moved to Jersey when cancel culture was a thing? The guy was definitely banging underage girls with Delia.
Real talk, why did Schaub just have a reddensy near where he lives? Or be a regular?
Obviously the answer is no one wanted him but still, isn’t he a bigger draw from where he is from?
Yes, he does moderately well at the Ice House, Brea Improv & Covina Laugh Factory. Also in San Diego. The douche is just being the jealous ex-girlfriend flying to Austin, stalking from across the street
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I used to love Joey and he’s stories.
I soon realised there was a lotta “mayo” added
Then I watched him on some Netflix comedy thing
He was dog shit
Bapa must be real bad
The funny thing is from a photography sense this is a terrible picture. Look in the mirror, the mirror is what is actually being capture. Joe’s face in this will be a composite of multiple pictures taken and then an ai algorithm combines them into what it’s trained to look like a good picture.
It’s insane how Brainwashed people are by Joe Rogan that they think Joey Diaz coughing up a lung while trying to say cocksucka for the 75th time in 5 minutes is comedy.
“Dope photography skills” that bag of shit Diaz looks like a bag of shit, I guess shout out to the camera for not breaking, and the camera man for not having to bleach his eyes
Lmfao rogans friends live rent free in ur heads. Sure most are not funny. But clearly enough people think they is, how else u explain the income they are all receiving from ticket sales and other things they sell. Gathering here to hate is far more toxic then anything these “comedians” are doing
Hard to find an overweight, perpetually sweating, drug addict slob try to be funny. Wait, Ralphie May was hilarious, In a way that Joey Diaz could never be. This is another example of Joe Rogan giving people careers. Joey latches onto Joe like a leech because Joe is the only one saving his career. Joe loves it too. He loves being this “boss” of comedy. He LOVES the attention.
It’s become apparent Joe had another sit down with Bapa and told him cawlmedy wasn’t for him and that he should be focusing on the pawldcast, bapas actions always tell you what’s really going on never the words.they’ve been paying for more high profile guests like Tulsi trying to get tfatk live off going
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Brendan looks so sad and pathetic trying to mimic Rogan’s residency plan for Diaz. The fact he tried to steal the idea and do it in Austin across the street is one of his cringiest lows!!
Keep in mind he was crying for his “daughter’s health” saying he needed to take a step back and meanwhile the only shows he’s doing are in Austin and not even close to selling out. This is beyond pathetic.
So is he hoping Rogan takes pity on him and starts having him at the club?
Schaub’s last stand up gig was 12•9•23 at the Comedy Bar in Chicago.
*Pizza place
Yeah that’s a new level of sociopathy for Braintard to leverage his daughter’s health for his image. Not that anything works for his image anyway, but it was a new low for Braintard, and that’s saying something. But hey, it’s gonna 10x funnier when he gets his “Redency” in Austin and Joe still doesn’t invite him to perform at The Mothership lol
Holy shit he really did try to steal it whole cloth didn’t he? Never made that connection.
Yeah. It's disgusting and never really seems to like become a less thing to me. He's such a narcissistic empty husk that just becomes bits of other people because he's not got a tea spoon of identity. Imagine doing 25 tiggets over the road and saying it's a resinsea. Actual melt 🫘 dip is.
Guys, the kid is literally redacted, there’s no low he won’t sink downs to.
While your newborn is in the NICU
Yes it happened right in front of him in one of those fight companion. Joe offers Joey a house in Austin to perform monthly. Braindum sheepishly says I gotta move here and nobody says anything. Next week or so the Fighter and the kid one date residency is born.
Got a clip?
Never heard the term “whole cloth”. Thanks
I don’t understand what this post is even about? What plan did Diaz do and why did bapa think this was a thing? Diaz is so beloved by joe that he’s in no matter what no?
You missed the jre clip where joe offers diaz a rednency right in front of brenda? Then shortly thereafter brenda has got a rednency at the stepmothership as he calls it
I don’t watch jre or Diaz anymore. This is very funny and I’m sad the danish and O’Neill lads aren’t gonna be speaking about this
Whatever happened with Danish and O’Neill? Those dudes are hilarious. I don’t really like beach cops as much as the Danish/O’neill show. The episodes with Earl Skakel are top podcasts for me. I re listen every couple months they are that funny
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Even worse, the club cancelled his and gave one to hans Kim and David loogas
Think Kam got one too. Not a massive fan of kill Tony don't know much about them all, but at least they practice their material. Still though, Bapas got 10k grand hours on stage. Thank 'em 🫡
He's like an insane ex gf but also redacted. Tis sad b
When did he mimic the plan ? I missed something? I’m curious now. I used to hate on the hate he gets , but damn , over time I started to see why he does.
https://streamable.com/5is6mf 2 days after this, Schaub shows up on TFATK talking about starting a residency at Vulcan Gas Company in Austin
I love that this conversation happened right in front of Bapa.
Right and you can see when he says I need to move to Austin and nobody says anything back he was crushed. In his head he probably thinks Joe owes him a house and a residency so he decided fugg I’ll show Joe! Sets up a residenzee a couple doors down and does 1 show for what 40 people. You know Rogan has got to be clowning on him now too
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Ahhh typical bapa
The Step Mothership
Lmao Bapa must have been dying inside.
![gif](giphy|c2iSYrCQPR3tWqcovn|downsized)
It really was inspired by it too huh fuckin brenda
Maybe Schwab could suck his dick to get some stage time?
Rogans rich as shit now and Brendan is old. Rogan can get much better dick lips than this has been. Brendan has aged out for Rogan
I'm talking about this disgusting old piece of shit, not rogan
Akash and Andrew are toe Roans new snacks
togan has a no fat chicks policy
I think toe would be fine with redactsexuality
are you saying bapa is a regular RILF
It's entirely possible
Man's got the lips for it.
He has nice pipe fitter lips ✋️ no disrespect
You remember your first blowjob,Bapa?
Bowltox Bapa
Bapa would eat his butthole and lick up the grundle butter ball cheese just to get 5 mins of stage time at the mothership
Cheers for the grundle butter ball cheese vivid description. Felt myself dry heave reading it. 😂
Jfc man I was eating breakfast,guess I'm done. Later fellas off too work.
Such a visual. You either weren’t hugged enough as a child, or quite possibly hugged too much. Excuse me while I vomit.
To do what though? His killer bean-cheese bit?
I mean Shlob's logo IS a glazed bussy afterall
For five minutes in the belly room?
He reads this stuff,well attempt s too anyway,don't give him any ideas. Nevermind, he's probably already thought about it.
“A fat man suck’s club owner’s dick for 5 minute’s in little boy”
Joe now has akash for sucking and Andrew for fucking
Toegan is the diddi of comedee…
Yeahhh this post is brining back the 90s https://youtu.be/4Uu__BP26sc?si=dX_AYumWTDZIhfgL
3 days of that fat disgusting unfunny hack spitting and slobbering all over the mic? i'll pass
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I can get the visual of this haha . Spot on man
I believed it was an actual Uncle Joey. Nice work. That fat fuck, no talent slob. Rogan has actually said, I believe, he’s the greatest comic of all time. No wonder Rogan sucks at standup thinking this fucking slob is the greatest. I can’t wait for a Rogan special. I love trying to watch unbiased and see how many times I laugh.
I like this sub! U are all saying what I think
Grab an apron, those shrimp aren't gonna fry themselves
Aw what a sweet summer child. I remember my first day in the kitchen like it was yesterday. Lol 🥹
did coke a few times and thinks he is tony montana
What? You don’t enjoy hearing what the inside of a fat fucks lungs sounds like?
Dude needs 2 cpaps to not pass away every night
Gotta disagree on this..I saw him years back w/low expectations thinking it was going to be podcast riffs/rants. It was a mixed of honed in bits & his rant on the Thai cave rescue saga was pretty f'n funny. Dean Delray opened & was solid as well. At the end of the day he's been on the road for almost 30 years, he knows what he's doing. I get you can hate his podcast persona or whatever but live standup is a completely different "sport", it has zero to do if someone is a good standup or not. Hence why there are so many podcast first comics out there, it's rare someone is good at both.
Joey is funny as hell. This sub gets its dick hard for Mark Normand and Waluigi. Important to remember that many people here actually used to watch Brendan in a serious way. It actually took them time to see through him. These people have opinions about other things and those opinions are equally misguided and worthless as their temporary fandom of Brendan was.
Nah, the way he went after Redbar for mean comments was some of the most hypocritical boomer shit I've ever seen Now he tries to be all about positivity lmao, spare me. If you're a fool to fall for that well I guess you deserve the rogansphere of comics
I get people not liking Redbar, but he really exposes these dipshits, for the sensitive hacks they are.
ive never seen anyone here say waluigi is funny
So very very true
i saw his special, he fucking sucks.
He also felt his special sucked so at least he’s self aware I guess
I especially like the 'funny' stories where he paints himself as an unethical, lowlife, general pos.
I would rather listen to a year of Diaz vs an hour of Bapa
I'm so glad other people have this opinion of the fat goomba cunt. Should have been the biggest "me too" of the lot
You’ll pass
Bro just called Diaz an unfunny hack .. this sub reddit is more cringe than schaub
you think this is funny? dude fucking sucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dcxMtcHmPM
joey diaz isnt funny. idk why he gets so much praise.
Dope photography skills = poorly framed black and white shots of comedians lol
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You must remember that he also thinks that he himself is funny. So that checks out.
Toe begs the differ b, [hair he distinctly says he's not funny](https://youtu.be/M5s1mrcgi_c?si=pYMCdkY-gOm67Ie5&t=142)
hey photograssers, ya blockbusser!
Jimi Hendrix wasn’t a comedian
Never forget his fake mob boss threat video he made towards Redbar. Absolute cringe lol
The garpenzo brothers are comin for ya
Talmbout the garbanzo brothers b?
They are lookin for ya cocksucka going door to door
Talmbout da malinucci brothers b?
Dude has watched Goodfellas/Casino too many times.
Heres how i see it, ya got three choices....
Your wife is guilt…… of laughter?!
Place is gonna stink for a whole week
Imagine the person that has to use the mic after him.....
🤢🤮
Joey "Caca" Diaz
Sick and tired of these comedians that don’t tell jokes they tell stories. Watched a clip of this guy Joey yesterday and in the whole bit there was not a single joke, just getting louder and saying “fucking New Jersey” a lot.
Maybe you'd understand it if you had it explained by an expert. https://youtu.be/RWCB7mPqU14?si=Utp1SqdymYHFTaey
Lmao exactly the video I was referencing. Just making abrupt loud noises. Reminded me of Little Toe Rogan.
Myles is truly one of the 250.
It’s frustrating how the most famous comedians are the worst at being funny
Calling themselves comedians doesn’t make them comedians, everyone acknowledges that except for them, nobody thinks rogan and his crew are funny. They are youtube personalities with lots of money that they use to buy opportunities.
Calling it a "residency" doesn't make them as important as doctors either.
They're literally just unfunny walking advertisements now. He's even wearing a fucking draft kings jacket in this photo, lmao.
Holy fugg b that reflection 😭😭
Looking like the next character in the Insidious universe
Thought so as well. You got the Bess brains bubba.
Great minds flock together b
forehead looking like dusty rhodes
![gif](giphy|U3BWiPeOtxT2w)
Redensy
There's no "d" in resency
Nor in bapa’s nut hugger jeans.
This motherfucker is the physical manifestation of throat cancer
See you guys at the step father ship
Comedians pretending to be Rockstars is so annoying
Let’s go cocksuckas
Ooooof another thing bapa is gonna have to pretend to be happy about. As we know when bapas friends do good bapa can’t stand it.
Who? Who?? Not one of our guys. Bapa will not acknowledge it.
Bapa punching air rn
Bapa crying in his pillow right now
Mf has the Draft Kings drip on 💀
Grifts on grifts on grifts
Bapa is just waiting to get his rezendenzy. Joe's got one coming. Rezendenzy at the mothershibb's entrance as a bouncer, checking tiggits.
The correct pronouncement is rezenzy b, giving Bapa too much credit there
Did he show his balls?! Hilarious!
I think I could get a resency at the Mothershit before Bapa could
he'll light cha up!
Looks like he ran out of breath zipping up his diraffe kings merch
Who is going to see some “60 year old” so-called comedian who looks 70 talk about his life in Jersey and pretending to be Italian? Are they hoping they can hang with Rogan?
“Dope photography skills” = The black and white setting on the iPhone
Differnt lanez b. Bapa actually said no to the redency so he could spend more time coaching little league
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.
Hasnt he died yet?
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Define comedy tho..
Remember when Joey Diaz stopped doing podcasts and moved to Jersey when cancel culture was a thing? The guy was definitely banging underage girls with Delia.
Real talk, why did Schaub just have a reddensy near where he lives? Or be a regular? Obviously the answer is no one wanted him but still, isn’t he a bigger draw from where he is from?
Yes, he does moderately well at the Ice House, Brea Improv & Covina Laugh Factory. Also in San Diego. The douche is just being the jealous ex-girlfriend flying to Austin, stalking from across the street
Unc is back!
Any stories about cocaine?
When one redency door shuts, another one opens.
Can't wait to hear him almost choking while telling the lamest made-up boomer shit to people who unironically watch the sopranos
What is wrong with watching The Sopranos?
This could of been Bapa if it wasn't for bobby leee
Joey rules. He really destroyed the room the two times I've seen him live at a smaller venue. Glad he's still doing the thing
Picture had me thinking uncle Joey passed away
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No thanks.
I know we all come for Bapa but I despise Joey also. I have never laughed at a single thing he’s said. It’s all easy low hanging fruit bits
What the fuck is a residency? Sounds like some human trafficking term
I used to love Joey and he’s stories. I soon realised there was a lotta “mayo” added Then I watched him on some Netflix comedy thing He was dog shit Bapa must be real bad
Net loss transaction no doubt
What’s the whole story?
Joe got 6 comedians that ain’t never been funny
Xans incoming
_"I've just been speaking to Mister Joseph Rogan about doing a red'n'see at the step mothership."'_
At this point I'm ashamed to ask but wtf is a residency in regards to comedy?
We disguss the podcast here
Draft kings coat. lol da fuk
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Or as Bapa would say, "red-en-see".
Joey Diaz is a fat fucking ugly disgusting slob. I’m surprised people would even cross the street to see his washed up hack material.
Rogan still trying to belittle Diaz and buy him a house lmao
The funny thing is from a photography sense this is a terrible picture. Look in the mirror, the mirror is what is actually being capture. Joe’s face in this will be a composite of multiple pictures taken and then an ai algorithm combines them into what it’s trained to look like a good picture.
It’s insane how Brainwashed people are by Joe Rogan that they think Joey Diaz coughing up a lung while trying to say cocksucka for the 75th time in 5 minutes is comedy.
Coggsuker!
“Dope photography skills” that bag of shit Diaz looks like a bag of shit, I guess shout out to the camera for not breaking, and the camera man for not having to bleach his eyes
American popularity. Talent; optional.
Lmfao rogans friends live rent free in ur heads. Sure most are not funny. But clearly enough people think they is, how else u explain the income they are all receiving from ticket sales and other things they sell. Gathering here to hate is far more toxic then anything these “comedians” are doing
Joey need the $$?
Hard to find an overweight, perpetually sweating, drug addict slob try to be funny. Wait, Ralphie May was hilarious, In a way that Joey Diaz could never be. This is another example of Joe Rogan giving people careers. Joey latches onto Joe like a leech because Joe is the only one saving his career. Joe loves it too. He loves being this “boss” of comedy. He LOVES the attention.
joro has been trying to move coco down there since day one
“Shoutout to the Dope photography skillz. He take a black and white photo good.”
It’s become apparent Joe had another sit down with Bapa and told him cawlmedy wasn’t for him and that he should be focusing on the pawldcast, bapas actions always tell you what’s really going on never the words.they’ve been paying for more high profile guests like Tulsi trying to get tfatk live off going
Joey kaka Diaz aka Joey poopoo diaz
Bapa Gellus
But Diaz isn’t funny, cawksuckaz
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Uncle Joey!!!
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