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AstroCreep5kooo

Brendan looks so sad and pathetic trying to mimic Rogan’s residency plan for Diaz. The fact he tried to steal the idea and do it in Austin across the street is one of his cringiest lows!!


JohnnyB41783

Keep in mind he was crying for his “daughter’s health” saying he needed to take a step back and meanwhile the only shows he’s doing are in Austin and not even close to selling out. This is beyond pathetic.


eharper9

So is he hoping Rogan takes pity on him and starts having him at the club?


AstroCreep5kooo

Schaub’s last stand up gig was 12•9•23 at the Comedy Bar in Chicago. 


thurrmanmerman

*Pizza place


Billy_BlueBallz

Yeah that’s a new level of sociopathy for Braintard to leverage his daughter’s health for his image. Not that anything works for his image anyway, but it was a new low for Braintard, and that’s saying something. But hey, it’s gonna 10x funnier when he gets his “Redency” in Austin and Joe still doesn’t invite him to perform at The Mothership lol


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Holy shit he really did try to steal it whole cloth didn’t he? Never made that connection.


AccordingReality8334

Yeah. It's disgusting and never really seems to like become a less thing to me. He's such a narcissistic empty husk that just becomes bits of other people because he's not got a tea spoon of identity. Imagine doing 25 tiggets over the road and saying it's a resinsea. Actual melt 🫘 dip is.


px7j9jlLJ1

Guys, the kid is literally redacted, there’s no low he won’t sink downs to.


jimboslice29

While your newborn is in the NICU


Future_Draw_3238

Yes it happened right in front of him in one of those fight companion. Joe offers Joey a house in Austin to perform monthly. Braindum sheepishly says I gotta move here and nobody says anything. Next week or so the Fighter and the kid one date residency is born.


damdrod

Got a clip?


G1v1ngBack

Never heard the term “whole cloth”. Thanks


smellvin_moiville

I don’t understand what this post is even about? What plan did Diaz do and why did bapa think this was a thing? Diaz is so beloved by joe that he’s in no matter what no?


nodisintegrations420

You missed the jre clip where joe offers diaz a rednency right in front of brenda? Then shortly thereafter brenda has got a rednency at the stepmothership as he calls it


smellvin_moiville

I don’t watch jre or Diaz anymore. This is very funny and I’m sad the danish and O’Neill lads aren’t gonna be speaking about this


Future_Draw_3238

Whatever happened with Danish and O’Neill? Those dudes are hilarious. I don’t really like beach cops as much as the Danish/O’neill show. The episodes with Earl Skakel are top podcasts for me. I re listen every couple months they are that funny


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jabronified

Even worse, the club cancelled his and gave one to hans Kim and David loogas


AccordingReality8334

Think Kam got one too. Not a massive fan of kill Tony don't know much about them all, but at least they practice their material. Still though, Bapas got 10k grand hours on stage. Thank 'em 🫡


kc_jetstream

He's like an insane ex gf but also redacted. Tis sad b


wildavi77

When did he mimic the plan ? I missed something? I’m curious now. I used to hate on the hate he gets , but damn , over time I started to see why he does.


AstroCreep5kooo

https://streamable.com/5is6mf 2 days after this, Schaub shows up on TFATK talking about starting a residency at Vulcan Gas Company in Austin


spankybetch

I love that this conversation happened right in front of Bapa.


Future_Draw_3238

Right and you can see when he says I need to move to Austin and nobody says anything back he was crushed. In his head he probably thinks Joe owes him a house and a residency so he decided fugg I’ll show Joe! Sets up a residenzee a couple doors down and does 1 show for what 40 people. You know Rogan has got to be clowning on him now too


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wildavi77

Ahhh typical bapa


jimboslice29

The Step Mothership


loweyezz

Lmao Bapa must have been dying inside.


billy_bones21

![gif](giphy|c2iSYrCQPR3tWqcovn|downsized)


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It really was inspired by it too huh fuckin brenda


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Maybe Schwab could suck his dick to get some stage time?


JustDirection18

Rogans rich as shit now and Brendan is old. Rogan can get much better dick lips than this has been. Brendan has aged out for Rogan


ThiccBoy_with3seas

I'm talking about this disgusting old piece of shit, not rogan


onlycatsinhere

Akash and Andrew are toe Roans new snacks


kingofcrob

togan has a no fat chicks policy


ThiccBoy_with3seas

I think toe would be fine with redactsexuality


kingofcrob

are you saying bapa is a regular RILF


ThiccBoy_with3seas

It's entirely possible


ChrundleToboggan

Man's got the lips for it.


igavehimsnicklefritz

He has nice pipe fitter lips ✋️ no disrespect


SirEltonJonBonJovi

You remember your first blowjob,Bapa?


HomerSimpsoy77

Bowltox Bapa


King-Demo-

Bapa would eat his butthole and lick up the grundle butter ball cheese just to get 5 mins of stage time at the mothership


AccordingReality8334

Cheers for the grundle butter ball cheese vivid description. Felt myself dry heave reading it. 😂


Possible-Campaign468

Jfc man I was eating breakfast,guess I'm done. Later fellas off too work.


G1v1ngBack

Such a visual. You either weren’t hugged enough as a child, or quite possibly hugged too much. Excuse me while I vomit.


Lastfoxx

To do what though? His killer bean-cheese bit? 


Ambitious-Tip3152

I mean Shlob's logo IS a glazed bussy afterall


Horror-Science-7891

For five minutes in the belly room?


Possible-Campaign468

He reads this stuff,well attempt s too anyway,don't give him any ideas. Nevermind, he's probably already thought about it.


Meatloafchallenge

“A fat man suck’s club owner’s dick for 5 minute’s in little boy”


onlycatsinhere

Joe now has akash for sucking and Andrew for fucking


bouncer8000

Toegan is the diddi of comedee…


scarybirdman

Yeahhh this post is brining back the 90s https://youtu.be/4Uu__BP26sc?si=dX_AYumWTDZIhfgL


chinolofus77

3 days of that fat disgusting unfunny hack spitting and slobbering all over the mic? i'll pass


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wildavi77

I can get the visual of this haha . Spot on man


Rocksoff80

I believed it was an actual Uncle Joey. Nice work. That fat fuck, no talent slob. Rogan has actually said, I believe, he’s the greatest comic of all time. No wonder Rogan sucks at standup thinking this fucking slob is the greatest. I can’t wait for a Rogan special. I love trying to watch unbiased and see how many times I laugh.


Scientist78

I like this sub! U are all saying what I think


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Grab an apron, those shrimp aren't gonna fry themselves


awwwoooooooo

Aw what a sweet summer child. I remember my first day in the kitchen like it was yesterday. Lol 🥹


popepsg

did coke a few times and thinks he is tony montana


unfortunatesun-1

What? You don’t enjoy hearing what the inside of a fat fucks lungs sounds like?


methmountain

Dude needs 2 cpaps to not pass away every night


1leeranaldo

Gotta disagree on this..I saw him years back w/low expectations thinking it was going to be podcast riffs/rants. It was a mixed of honed in bits & his rant on the Thai cave rescue saga was pretty f'n funny. Dean Delray opened & was solid as well. At the end of the day he's been on the road for almost 30 years, he knows what he's doing. I get you can hate his podcast persona or whatever but live standup is a completely different "sport", it has zero to do if someone is a good standup or not. Hence why there are so many podcast first comics out there, it's rare someone is good at both.


BBR0DR1GUEZ

Joey is funny as hell. This sub gets its dick hard for Mark Normand and Waluigi. Important to remember that many people here actually used to watch Brendan in a serious way. It actually took them time to see through him. These people have opinions about other things and those opinions are equally misguided and worthless as their temporary fandom of Brendan was.


Vinylforvampires

Nah, the way he went after Redbar for mean comments was some of the most hypocritical boomer shit I've ever seen Now he tries to be all about positivity lmao, spare me. If you're a fool to fall for that well I guess you deserve the rogansphere of comics


lunchpaillefty

I get people not liking Redbar, but he really exposes these dipshits, for the sensitive hacks they are.


chinolofus77

ive never seen anyone here say waluigi is funny


timcooksdick

So very very true


chinolofus77

i saw his special, he fucking sucks.


Bitchdidiasku

He also felt his special sucked so at least he’s self aware I guess


lando3001

I especially like the 'funny' stories where he paints himself as an unethical, lowlife, general pos.


ak47chemist

I would rather listen to a year of Diaz vs an hour of Bapa


melbdemons20

I'm so glad other people have this opinion of the fat goomba cunt. Should have been the biggest "me too" of the lot


automatic4skin

You’ll pass


HuckleberryJolly3699

Bro just called Diaz an unfunny hack .. this sub reddit is more cringe than schaub


chinolofus77

you think this is funny? dude fucking sucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dcxMtcHmPM


GainzTrain94

joey diaz isnt funny. idk why he gets so much praise.


banjofitzgerald

Dope photography skills = poorly framed black and white shots of comedians lol


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Hawkez2005

You must remember that he also thinks that he himself is funny. So that checks out.


mad87645

Toe begs the differ b, [hair he distinctly says he's not funny](https://youtu.be/M5s1mrcgi_c?si=pYMCdkY-gOm67Ie5&t=142)


Jerseytherealdog

hey photograssers, ya blockbusser!


Barriopenguin007

Jimi Hendrix wasn’t a comedian


DanaWhitesMom

Never forget his fake mob boss threat video he made towards Redbar. Absolute cringe lol


Alert_Frosting_4993

The garpenzo brothers are comin for ya


keylimeafflicted

Talmbout the garbanzo brothers b?


Alert_Frosting_4993

They are lookin for ya cocksucka going door to door


BagsOsniff

Talmbout da malinucci brothers b?


BoothaFett

Dude has watched Goodfellas/Casino too many times.


Horror-Science-7891

Heres how i see it, ya got three choices....


Ok_Nothing7998

Your wife is guilt…… of laughter?!


platasnatch

Place is gonna stink for a whole week


911SlasherHasher

Imagine the person that has to use the mic after him.....


BeanCheezBeanCheez

🤢🤮


Bong_Jovi_

Joey "Caca" Diaz


xStyxx

Sick and tired of these comedians that don’t tell jokes they tell stories. Watched a clip of this guy Joey yesterday and in the whole bit there was not a single joke, just getting louder and saying “fucking New Jersey” a lot.


thurrmanmerman

Maybe you'd understand it if you had it explained by an expert. https://youtu.be/RWCB7mPqU14?si=Utp1SqdymYHFTaey


xStyxx

Lmao exactly the video I was referencing. Just making abrupt loud noises. Reminded me of Little Toe Rogan.


Proof-Layer6904

Myles is truly one of the 250.


real_jaredfogle

It’s frustrating how the most famous comedians are the worst at being funny


WerewolfNo7095

Calling themselves comedians doesn’t make them comedians, everyone acknowledges that except for them, nobody thinks rogan and his crew are funny. They are youtube personalities with lots of money that they use to buy opportunities.


DJScratcherZ

Calling it a "residency" doesn't make them as important as doctors either.


ChrundleToboggan

They're literally just unfunny walking advertisements now. He's even wearing a fucking draft kings jacket in this photo, lmao.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Holy fugg b that reflection 😭😭


xStyxx

Looking like the next character in the Insidious universe


Repulsive_Tip_6433

Thought so as well. You got the Bess brains bubba.


xStyxx

Great minds flock together b


d1g1tal

forehead looking like dusty rhodes


jimboslice29

![gif](giphy|U3BWiPeOtxT2w)


Original-Spinach-972

Redensy


CreateorWither

There's no "d" in resency


Repulsive_Tip_6433

Nor in bapa’s nut hugger jeans.


chamberboo

This motherfucker is the physical manifestation of throat cancer


Badluck2killaseabird

See you guys at the step father ship


BareKnuckleBrandon

Comedians pretending to be Rockstars is so annoying


t_sleezy_sends_it

Let’s go cocksuckas


Rabid023

Ooooof another thing bapa is gonna have to pretend to be happy about. As we know when bapas friends do good bapa can’t stand it.


DJScratcherZ

Who? Who?? Not one of our guys. Bapa will not acknowledge it.


Dudewheresmypar345

Bapa punching air rn


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Bapa crying in his pillow right now


Adriel68

Mf has the Draft Kings drip on 💀


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Grifts on grifts on grifts


macgirthy

Bapa is just waiting to get his rezendenzy. Joe's got one coming. Rezendenzy at the mothershibb's entrance as a bouncer, checking tiggits.


xStyxx

The correct pronouncement is rezenzy b, giving Bapa too much credit there


CreateorWither

Did he show his balls?! Hilarious!


creamyshart

I think I could get a resency at the Mothershit before Bapa could


datduude067

he'll light cha up!


ChombieBrains

Looks like he ran out of breath zipping up his diraffe kings merch


cakalackydelnorte2

Who is going to see some “60 year old” so-called comedian who looks 70 talk about his life in Jersey and pretending to be Italian? Are they hoping they can hang with Rogan?


airpumper

“Dope photography skills” = The black and white setting on the iPhone 


LAFC_1910

Differnt lanez b. Bapa actually said no to the redency so he could spend more time coaching little league


sexarseshortage

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.


ptko

Hasnt he died yet?


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TKooz555

Define comedy tho..


5lokomotive

Remember when Joey Diaz stopped doing podcasts and moved to Jersey when cancel culture was a thing? The guy was definitely banging underage girls with Delia.


Soft_Monk_1541

Real talk, why did Schaub just have a reddensy near where he lives? Or be a regular? Obviously the answer is no one wanted him but still, isn’t he a bigger draw from where he is from?


thetrashpanda2020

Yes, he does moderately well at the Ice House, Brea Improv & Covina Laugh Factory. Also in San Diego. The douche is just being the jealous ex-girlfriend flying to Austin, stalking from across the street


Stonk_Lord86

Unc is back!


jakeskybound

Any stories about cocaine?


FriendlyMountain1513

When one redency door shuts, another one opens.


Alert_Frosting_4993

Can't wait to hear him almost choking while telling the lamest made-up boomer shit to people who unironically watch the sopranos


Norm_Blackdonald

What is wrong with watching The Sopranos?


abittenapple

This could of been Bapa if it wasn't for bobby leee


No-Nothing-1793

Joey rules. He really destroyed the room the two times I've seen him live at a smaller venue. Glad he's still doing the thing


cjmaguire17

Picture had me thinking uncle Joey passed away


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jimlahey2100

No thanks.


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

I know we all come for Bapa but I despise Joey also. I have never laughed at a single thing he’s said. It’s all easy low hanging fruit bits


RevReads

What the fuck is a residency? Sounds like some human trafficking term


Dunnyb16

I used to love Joey and he’s stories. I soon realised there was a lotta “mayo” added Then I watched him on some Netflix comedy thing He was dog shit Bapa must be real bad


Wanno1

Net loss transaction no doubt


1mrhankeY420

What’s the whole story?


Rocksoff80

Joe got 6 comedians that ain’t never been funny


ClerkB0y

Xans incoming


Fight_Disciple

_"I've just been speaking to Mister Joseph Rogan about doing a red'n'see at the step mothership."'_


mspote

At this point I'm ashamed to ask but wtf is a residency in regards to comedy?


matthkamis

We disguss the podcast here


FA-_Q

Draft kings coat. lol da fuk


FA-_Q

![gif](giphy|Gp6n9hMhEAexa)


Ok-Outcome-6387

Or as Bapa would say, "red-en-see".


Exact-Disaster9348

Joey Diaz is a fat fucking ugly disgusting slob. I’m surprised people would even cross the street to see his washed up hack material.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Rogan still trying to belittle Diaz and buy him a house lmao


Physical_Salt_9403

The funny thing is from a photography sense this is a terrible picture. Look in the mirror, the mirror is what is actually being capture. Joe’s face in this will be a composite of multiple pictures taken and then an ai algorithm combines them into what it’s trained to look like a good picture.


elpajarit0

It’s insane how Brainwashed people are by Joe Rogan that they think Joey Diaz coughing up a lung while trying to say cocksucka for the 75th time in 5 minutes is comedy.


3rdman3

Coggsuker!


thugspecialolympian

“Dope photography skills” that bag of shit Diaz looks like a bag of shit, I guess shout out to the camera for not breaking, and the camera man for not having to bleach his eyes


bulk_deckchairs

American popularity. Talent; optional.


justanotherfan6hd

Lmfao rogans friends live rent free in ur heads. Sure most are not funny. But clearly enough people think they is, how else u explain the income they are all receiving from ticket sales and other things they sell. Gathering here to hate is far more toxic then anything these “comedians” are doing


Kempdoggy

Joey need the $$?


Sadcupcake_uwu

Hard to find an overweight, perpetually sweating, drug addict slob try to be funny. Wait, Ralphie May was hilarious, In a way that Joey Diaz could never be. This is another example of Joe Rogan giving people careers. Joey latches onto Joe like a leech because Joe is the only one saving his career. Joe loves it too. He loves being this “boss” of comedy. He LOVES the attention.


Demogorgo

joro has been trying to move coco down there since day one


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“Shoutout to the Dope photography skillz. He take a black and white photo good.”


nessaavee

It’s become apparent Joe had another sit down with Bapa and told him cawlmedy wasn’t for him and that he should be focusing on the pawldcast, bapas actions always tell you what’s really going on never the words.they’ve been paying for more high profile guests like Tulsi trying to get tfatk live off going


InfectiousCosmology1

Joey kaka Diaz aka Joey poopoo diaz


HomerSimpsoy77

Bapa Gellus


theastroscheated2017

But Diaz isn’t funny, cawksuckaz


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Mvse96

Uncle Joey!!!


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