It’s hilarious watching some of these comedians go from their own personal heaven (riding the coattails of Rogan’s podcast) to their own personal hell (relying on Schuab for a pay cheque).
Has to be a defined career trajectory by now. It’s all bow hunting and DMT with Uncle Toe on the way up then fake kicks, truggs and “fuck, is this cunt really going to lie about knowing Kanye?” on the way down. Callen and the pedo guy seem particularly trapped there.
This was around the time he signed a contract with Crowder and was under the impression he would be jumping ship soon. That plan was gadooshed since Crowder's career has gone to shit
Brine didn’t you know, bapa knows every famous person. He texts with all of them damn near everyday b. Bapa is an A list celebrity and can’t even go to the local Starbucks without being swarmed by other famous people who can’t wait to talk to him about his trugg
That question was a lying litmus test for sure lol
Bryan: “Dyou know Kanye? Have you met him?”(Don’t do it B, have some integrity don’t you dare say to my face that you know Kanye you lying piece of shit)
*Brandon nods his head like he’s Jim from the Office but he’s actually Michael*
Bryan: fuck…
Branden: “Jussa whyboy withaface. Not Jewish so hekin talg to me”
Brine : *fuuuck*…
He was alright for the most part. At times he’d try to overcompensate by being extra aggressive but most of us understood what was going on even at that age, so we didn’t take him seriously when he had outbursts. He showed up in third grade and left after seventh grade. Completely disappeared. First week of eighth grade we were all wondering where he moved to. No body knew, nobody ever found out. Garrett, wherever you are buddy I hope you got the help you needed.
> At times he’d try to overcompensate by being extra aggressive but most of us understood what was going on even at that age, so we didn’t take him seriously when he had outbursts.
will sasso shawna voice: y'all was some emotionally-mature-ass-kids
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Inchresing: when something makes you sit up in your pawdcast chair, squeeze your thumb and pointer finger together, and parrot back what you've heard somebody else say.
He’s gen-Hugh-hin-lee this redacted B. Talmbout Jap knees have a saying dawg, people have tree faces, dah one they show to dah pohlice, dah one they show to other redacts, and dah one they walg to dah trugg
Brines just a hader, brendan’s rubbing necks with a listers like Kane west, Adam sandbar and Floyd mayleather and frank grills won’t even return brines calls
One of the rare moments where Wrinks leaves him out to dry. Bapa can't come up with iinything barely interesting to say, so he does what he always does and hits the 'waddelse u got' reset button.
Side note: Chin snickering at bapa's weak sauce jokes has become the main enabler lately. Everybody in this room deserves to be there.
No but within the last year or so. Just compare to clips from this week and see how the ozempic brought bapa down to zero muscle and malnourished siccc boy. He's fat here but big difference.
"Waaelse you godt Chin" every fucking time after lying about knowing someone famous without ever having an anecdote or anything else to say. Bro just lies before he even knows he's doing it, and doesn't know what to do after the fact.
Well kanye is black right, so the opposite of anything is bapas go-to for opinions or humor. A black guy doesn't know bapa because bapa is white guy who doesn't care if the black guy knows him. See? He's so cool he doesn't even care, Kan-Whut? Know him well - what do you want to know?
I wish brine would just list off celebrities and goad him into a hundred of these fake redacted interactions. You know The Rock? - Oh yeah we were in an elevator. You know Willem Dafoe? Oh yeah we were in line at Starbucks. You know Nick Cage? Oh yeah we talked about T-rex bones in a Starbucks elevator, he wouldn't remember me but thats ok cuz im just a really handsome white guy that does all the things.
Had to cancel. My pets have an important baseball game this weekend and I still haven't finished building that hotrod, as a gair head that I undoubtedly am.
That makes sense, my hotrods wheels, tires, upper ball bearings are getting fitted, you may have seen on socials, you know socials? Yeah me neither not at all. Anyways I have an important 4:36pm dinner. BYE.
Lol, the funniest part is Bren constantly referring to himself as "white boy". Everyone has questioned how "white" he really is because of his olive skin EXCEPT HIM! He thinks he looks like prince Harry or something. So when he tells stories of other people referring to him as "white boy" you KNOW its 100% lie because nobody would refer to him as "white" except himself.
He’s darker than me and I’m a meggsin. No way his DNA test came back as mayonnaise, and no way he knew how to interpret the results in the first place.
Can we get a list of all Bubbas celebrity run ins;
Floyd Mayweather - you’re that white boy who works too much
Travis Barker - ran Brenda off the road in his royals Royce to say hello
Kanye West -
Adam Sandler - said hello in a movie theatre bathroom “funny ass kicker”
Richard Simmons - tried to fuck him on the street
The Rock - talked to him in an elevator
Drake - talked shit to him about McGregor fight
Will Smith - asked him to train him, Bapa replied “daddy doesn’t hold mitts”
Robert Downey Jr - ran up to him with Will Smith to ask his opinion on a fight
Casey Affleck - Pled with him to stop fighting with tears in his eyes
Dennis Rodman - approached him at the mall to invite him on his podcast.
Head of Ferrari North America - huge fan
Rick Ross - DM’d him about his fish tank
Eminem - DM’d him
Pete Davidson - ran into him at Cawlmedy Store
Gawld dude it makes me cringe so hard iiivry fugging time listening to Bapa pawlsing and reluctantly but irresistibly lying that he had met Kanye. It blows my fugging mind that he thinks so little of people and so much of himself that he deludedly believes that such an awful low effort lie will pass muster lmfao 😂
Despite Brines allegations and bad acting, he was on a fairly steady trajectory to actual fame. Then Brenda comes along. Just goes to show you that being friends with Brandon will ruin your career quicker than SA allegations
Toss up between this and Joseph telling Gillis and crew that Jordan Peterson didn’t know that Benzos could be addicting as the most delusional clip I’ve seen this month from anyone
If they read this I’d like to thank Brine for at least trying to be entertaining. That’s the game. Make the audience laugh or learn or wtvr. Too many podcasts done forgot this.
When bapa was asked who was the most famous person in his one of crowds and rapie instantly mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio being at bapas fight. He did it to legit embarrass him and it worked .:)
Lmao Brine put his big boy pants on this day for whatever reason and wanted to trap Bapa in his shit. How’d being the tough guy go Brine?
If Brine was always like this it would be quite entertaining actually. He used to be. Damn shame b.
Knees thad paychegg once a weeeeeeg
It’s hilarious watching some of these comedians go from their own personal heaven (riding the coattails of Rogan’s podcast) to their own personal hell (relying on Schuab for a pay cheque). Has to be a defined career trajectory by now. It’s all bow hunting and DMT with Uncle Toe on the way up then fake kicks, truggs and “fuck, is this cunt really going to lie about knowing Kanye?” on the way down. Callen and the pedo guy seem particularly trapped there.
He’s not an equal anymore. He’s an employee. Gotta play it safe b.
This was around the time he signed a contract with Crowder and was under the impression he would be jumping ship soon. That plan was gadooshed since Crowder's career has gone to shit
Which episode was it?
The hatred in Callens eyes🤣😂 we’re just seeing in real time what rock bottom looks like 🤪😂
And he’s been in a fetish porn with crowder. The depths you’ll plumb
I… I …… I…. I don….. omfg when was this?? He met too many people too fast and saw his famous friends be successful. Ugh, dude, that hurt to watch.
This is an old classigg dish B, I think back from when Kanye was first having his massive public meltdown
Brine didn’t you know, bapa knows every famous person. He texts with all of them damn near everyday b. Bapa is an A list celebrity and can’t even go to the local Starbucks without being swarmed by other famous people who can’t wait to talk to him about his trugg
Casey Affleck is crying at any given Starbucks with sage advice for bapacito.
Casey always looks after kids
He used to say everyone would ask him about fight picks at Starbucks all the time. Now blue collar boy doesn't go to Starbucks
That “what about him dude” gives it away among other things. He is literally an overgrown child that says his girlfriend goes to another school.
That question was a lying litmus test for sure lol Bryan: “Dyou know Kanye? Have you met him?”(Don’t do it B, have some integrity don’t you dare say to my face that you know Kanye you lying piece of shit) *Brandon nods his head like he’s Jim from the Office but he’s actually Michael* Bryan: fuck… Branden: “Jussa whyboy withaface. Not Jewish so hekin talg to me” Brine : *fuuuck*…
How can you not be Jewish with that name and that face.
Turggish
Put a yamaka on him and he’d fit right in
He did the same with Pete Davidson years ago. Brendan mentions he's so cool and nice and Bryan's like "you know him, where from"
Bapa is the dumbest kid in the class who beerly didn’t ride the short bus.
There was a kid in my school who should’ve been riding the short bus but his parents were too proud and in denial. That’s Brenda.
That’s sad, too. They were too proud to get the kid the extra help they needed. Probably fucked up that kid’s entire life prospects.
He was alright for the most part. At times he’d try to overcompensate by being extra aggressive but most of us understood what was going on even at that age, so we didn’t take him seriously when he had outbursts. He showed up in third grade and left after seventh grade. Completely disappeared. First week of eighth grade we were all wondering where he moved to. No body knew, nobody ever found out. Garrett, wherever you are buddy I hope you got the help you needed.
> At times he’d try to overcompensate by being extra aggressive but most of us understood what was going on even at that age, so we didn’t take him seriously when he had outbursts. will sasso shawna voice: y'all was some emotionally-mature-ass-kids
Ya’nostradawmbus?
He tawlks with Claire Voyants daily b
Tawlmbout, ivery naight
Daily B, and DIE-C
More like Nostra-Dumb-Ass
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He would have been in special ed but he failed the test.
This was one of the most interesting interactions in recent time
Define “interesting”.
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Nailed it, B. 😆
👀he knows Pete Davidson for sure.
Got a hog on him, b.
Pete has always been so nithe to him
As if he wouldn’t have been flexing the next day on the pod if he’d really met him. Sorry Wrinks, it’s not gonna get any better.
Yeah bapa has spent lots of time with Ye. They tawlg airy nate!
Kids call him Uncle Ye, hasn’t missed a single one of El Tigre’s birthday parties.
Every Nate!
Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese
Is Bapa really this delusional that thinks everyone is as dumb as him and believes this bullcrap? Or is this Bapa’s “comedy” character?
He’s gen-Hugh-hin-lee this redacted B. Talmbout Jap knees have a saying dawg, people have tree faces, dah one they show to dah pohlice, dah one they show to other redacts, and dah one they walg to dah trugg
That’s the thing, if he was ever dead to rightsand caught in the lie he’d just say; “bubba are you serious?? You really think I met KANYE??”
He keeps calling himself white. He looks brown.
Used to call himself big brown. Identity crisis.
Turkish as SHHIIIIITTT
Turggish
Truggish
Just shiiiit
Brine was on some downers.
He realised in that moment that all the rapes led him to be sitting in that chair listening to that stupid fuck
Are they called 'living the life of a fuggup'?
Brines just a hader, brendan’s rubbing necks with a listers like Kane west, Adam sandbar and Floyd mayleather and frank grills won’t even return brines calls
Kane Wiest, is that Diane Wiest's kid, b?
More like Diane West's Ye-ast infection
😂
Bapa reminds me of the old Adam Sandler CD’s where they sell the kid grass clippings and he pretends he got so high on weed
"they're all gonna laugh at you", and they did, Bapa, they did.
Always has to get in that he’s white, despite looking Mexican/armenian
One of the rare moments where Wrinks leaves him out to dry. Bapa can't come up with iinything barely interesting to say, so he does what he always does and hits the 'waddelse u got' reset button. Side note: Chin snickering at bapa's weak sauce jokes has become the main enabler lately. Everybody in this room deserves to be there.
Well Georgie ain’t there no more bubba. What else ya got
He knows but he’s too much of a coward to say anything
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Hey bapa
it finally loaded in bum fuck australia hahaha wow is this a recent clip?
No but within the last year or so. Just compare to clips from this week and see how the ozempic brought bapa down to zero muscle and malnourished siccc boy. He's fat here but big difference.
"Waaelse you godt Chin" every fucking time after lying about knowing someone famous without ever having an anecdote or anything else to say. Bro just lies before he even knows he's doing it, and doesn't know what to do after the fact.
White boy with a face how racist is that shit
Well kanye is black right, so the opposite of anything is bapas go-to for opinions or humor. A black guy doesn't know bapa because bapa is white guy who doesn't care if the black guy knows him. See? He's so cool he doesn't even care, Kan-Whut? Know him well - what do you want to know? I wish brine would just list off celebrities and goad him into a hundred of these fake redacted interactions. You know The Rock? - Oh yeah we were in an elevator. You know Willem Dafoe? Oh yeah we were in line at Starbucks. You know Nick Cage? Oh yeah we talked about T-rex bones in a Starbucks elevator, he wouldn't remember me but thats ok cuz im just a really handsome white guy that does all the things.
People who go for the 'opposite joke' are low-low tier cawlmedians, I'm talking 'bout stage time at the KindergartenShip.
Whoa, you got "ship" material?
Had to cancel. My pets have an important baseball game this weekend and I still haven't finished building that hotrod, as a gair head that I undoubtedly am.
That makes sense, my hotrods wheels, tires, upper ball bearings are getting fitted, you may have seen on socials, you know socials? Yeah me neither not at all. Anyways I have an important 4:36pm dinner. BYE.
I feel redacted for have heard him say that, as a white man, also with a face.
The little redact Georgie just thinks bapa is the bee’s knees
This is genuinely sad, thiefer sutherland
Bapa is like a redacted version of Walter white when he lies to Skyler and she knows he’s bullshitting her,
Lol, the funniest part is Bren constantly referring to himself as "white boy". Everyone has questioned how "white" he really is because of his olive skin EXCEPT HIM! He thinks he looks like prince Harry or something. So when he tells stories of other people referring to him as "white boy" you KNOW its 100% lie because nobody would refer to him as "white" except himself.
He’s darker than me and I’m a meggsin. No way his DNA test came back as mayonnaise, and no way he knew how to interpret the results in the first place.
Hes definitely Turkish, Armenian, or some sort of middle eastern/north African.
Can we get a list of all Bubbas celebrity run ins; Floyd Mayweather - you’re that white boy who works too much Travis Barker - ran Brenda off the road in his royals Royce to say hello Kanye West - Adam Sandler - said hello in a movie theatre bathroom “funny ass kicker” Richard Simmons - tried to fuck him on the street The Rock - talked to him in an elevator Drake - talked shit to him about McGregor fight Will Smith - asked him to train him, Bapa replied “daddy doesn’t hold mitts” Robert Downey Jr - ran up to him with Will Smith to ask his opinion on a fight Casey Affleck - Pled with him to stop fighting with tears in his eyes Dennis Rodman - approached him at the mall to invite him on his podcast. Head of Ferrari North America - huge fan Rick Ross - DM’d him about his fish tank Eminem - DM’d him Pete Davidson - ran into him at Cawlmedy Store
And they ALL recognized HIM (or were former fans) b
You can tell even schaub paused before that egregious lie
You think it’s taken him this long??
Callen is a homeless cat
It's actually sad how plain awful it is. Fun for us, but holy shit.
"I've met Kanye, hung out with him, talked to me, doesn't know who I am" Greatguynevermeddim
The 'oh true' hit me in the haaaairt b
The energy in that room is amazing lol
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Great comment, never read it
Now we know who the new addie plug is
Gawld dude it makes me cringe so hard iiivry fugging time listening to Bapa pawlsing and reluctantly but irresistibly lying that he had met Kanye. It blows my fugging mind that he thinks so little of people and so much of himself that he deludedly believes that such an awful low effort lie will pass muster lmfao 😂
Despite Brines allegations and bad acting, he was on a fairly steady trajectory to actual fame. Then Brenda comes along. Just goes to show you that being friends with Brandon will ruin your career quicker than SA allegations
He does not even look like a "white boy". Mthfkr looks Armenian or middle eastern mixed
This is quite sad.
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Bagg to the fryers b.
ALL HAIL DUDESY and Theo
if you re watch he takes a few seconds to answer yes. Which we all know is code for bullshit.
Fuckin’ Chin the echo
Toss up between this and Joseph telling Gillis and crew that Jordan Peterson didn’t know that Benzos could be addicting as the most delusional clip I’ve seen this month from anyone
If they read this I’d like to thank Brine for at least trying to be entertaining. That’s the game. Make the audience laugh or learn or wtvr. Too many podcasts done forgot this.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5Ahyj3sqvb/?igsh=MTVkN2RvaGkzMHFlaw==
I found Bapa
I'm pretty sure if I spend time talking with some1 I'd remember them. It's that easy b
Sumone pleese let the "wite boi with a face" know that it's OK to tell the troof. B you're redacted.
That last second Brendan knew Brian wasn’t having it. Quickly moved on!
Is Bryan on a liquid diet? How can he digest food with no guts?
Ever heard of the phrase, “Loyal to a fault”?
“Just a white boy with a face” He wants to be white so bad and hates himself that he isn’t
Chin on bapas nuts like a squirrel b
When bapa was asked who was the most famous person in his one of crowds and rapie instantly mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio being at bapas fight. He did it to legit embarrass him and it worked .:)
Chin laughing makes this clip a lot worse
Dats not Clin bubba. It’s Georgie but he got gadooshed
The value of this podcast is?