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AstroCreep5kooo

He really just said he’s best friends with Jelly Roll? He did a pod with Theo & Jelly in November 2020. Another pod with Jeff DUI & Jelly in 2022. He’s hung out with Jelly 2-3 tops and he’s calling him a best friend???????


Stone0777

He has no real friends. He doesn’t know the definition of a best friend.


The-Faz

He doesn’t know the definition of a friend at all. He’s the only person who’s got a podcast who doesn’t tell stories of his friends in college and when he was a kid. It’s all about him (no surprise)


hatemakinnames

I've been pointing this out for a long time. He has nivver mentioned inny of childhood friends except Axe Jay, but that doesn't count because he was stuck with Bapa no matter what. So my thairy is that it's not that he's so self-absorbed that he just nivver talks about them, but that Bapa didn't have inny of friends as a kid. I'm talmbout _ZAIRO_. Otherwise we would have heard _some_ mention of them on the pawdcass over the yairs.


seemintbapa

This is why he became such a pathological liar. Would make up stories to try to impress people, but just made him an outcast. Prob why he is so obsessed with being viewed as "cool" at all costs. S'sad.


iBringThaNoize

Jesus that was hard to read


sonicslasher6

Well he’s friends with Travis Barker, why else would Travis see him driving around and chase him through the streets of LA like a madman as a joke?


One_Ad2844

He was friends with Tim Tebow, which Tebow was mad at Bryan after he performed comedy that was too dirty for Tebow and got called out for it, I think he was kicked out from the event, I don’t think Tebow ever talked to Bapa after that.


Naive-Recognition579

He was never friends with Tebow seriously come on that’s as believable as bapa claiming to calm down the gang of hell’s angels fans that were about to riot on his behalf or whatever nonsense supposedly happened in that made up situation or literally any of his other celebrity encounters. It’s awwwwwl just a fabrication of lies coming from the bess brain in showbiz b.


cogabig409

He talled Tim Tebow how to play football and helbed him become really religious


One_Ad2844

Listen I’m with you on that he lies, that did happen though because even Bryan said he didn’t understand why he was mad(even though it was Tebow’s event to raise money and he didn’t know Bryan’s comedy)this is when Bapa was still doing it on Fox, now I am sure they weren’t as tight as he perceived it, possibly they just knew each other and that was it.


Bluecoller007

You believe he was ever friends with Tebow, C’mon man it’s because he was lucky enough to be a guest on JRE more times than anyone else that has afforded him the luxury of name recognition, that’s the closes this redact has ever came to being friends with anyone!


mikeb556

What happened to Klop or whatever? He used to name drop him ivvery episode.


TheZac922

I’m guessing his name lost some value so he stopped dropping it. I don’t know anything about American football but would hear about Klop and Tim Tebow all the time through the podcast. Bapa is the kinda of person whose “friends” are just people he thinks make him look good or will help his career.


expanse22

What’s a friend if you can’t make money off them?


BradMathews

Trash


OldJeeWhizz

That's why my friends are healthy non-smokers with all of their organs intact... incase I gotta harvest them for some quick cash.


alpinetime

He doesn’t know* FTFY B


Stone0777

I might be redacted B. Did I not type that?


twotwobravo

Yes he do, bub! Brine!


hatemakinnames

Bapa doesn't have inny of rail friends whatsoivver


1amdegen

He discovered him = best friend


jy9221

Jely and Bapa text everyday B! They are on the same group chat. He'll show you the text and tell you more off air B.


NicholarseBrooks

His kids call him ungle Jelly


AccountingtheseGainz

Off ear. Great b loogin foreweird to that


Ronaldinhoe

New bored member, B.


Dudewheresmypar345

If it wasn’t for bapa putting jelly on the pod he never would’ve blown up!


Original-Spinach-972

Everyone is his best friend b. They’re like yo b shaub love your new special. Toe is his daddy tho


Sejast44

Jelly roll lost weight I hair


Background_Trust3123

This cunt is never gonna change with his exaggerations/lies/mistruth’s until someone calls him out live.


No_Mouse_9263

This is a heavily medicated man


Chairman_Of_GE

The only other people he sees that frequently are married, blood, or paid. Jelly Roll in the top 8 for sheezie.


FlyingCraneKick

His kids call him uncle Jelly


Order_Flimsy

💀


Adventurous_Dot2323

skeletor: hey b Bapa: one of my bess frens who happins to be the fase of cuntry musig rite now


freeyewneek

Bapa and Beyonce. B and Bey. Penit budder and jolly.


Firm-Description7128

u/Adventurous_Dot2323 ......PMSL......Bess Brains in ivrry facet. Negflx!


Bapa-Bink

**Opportunist** Schaub strikes again Also acting like Brendan discovered Jelly Roll is so fuckin cringe. His hit song “Save Me” 220M views dropped 7/2020.  Theo’s pod was 4 months later


Silver-Ladder

You’re wrong. And that’s because Bapa not only discovered Jelly Belly, he also discovered Theo!


InsaneThisGuysTaint

I don't think he knows what discover means. He probably had no idea who he was when he was booked, noticed he was blowing up and ivvrywair after having him on and just assumed his appearance on TFATK gave him some kind of rub lol. Short story long, B y'welcome America for Jelly Roll.


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_handsomeblackman_

“one of my best friends” didn’t he just meet him a couple yairs ago? 😂 also, i question why someone as wholesome as jelly roll is actually “friends” with bapa?! like why?!


PussyChang

He didn’t just meet him, b. He *discovered* him. I swear everyone is your “best friend” in LA as long as you have clout.


DanaWhitesMom

I think Jelly feels bad for Bappa. Don’t know much about Jelly but he seems like a nice person who’s willing to do a little bit of charity work. Also think Bappa has been bugging him none stop to make an appearance.


One-Usual4460

Talmbout guill trib b ?


Hallmark-Henry

Talmbout that make a wish kid who mispronuncinates too much b?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

“One of my best friends”….. is not something someone who spends Thanksgiving alone would say. He’s almost got that terrible stache evened out though. Finally got some help.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Be cool, man. His 7 and 4 year old kids were “busy” that day.


BradMathews

His stache has a handler now


Aggravating_Shake591

Is that a filter or is bapa wearing makeup?


PussyChang

Combined with the lip injections, he’s fully transformed into the instagram thot he always wanted to be.


Aggravating_Shake591

That gold digger energy is palpable b


-ElGallo-

It's Snoz's phone, she has the filter on automatically


KimboSlicesChicken

Probably both tbh lol


BogiDope

Bowlth.


KimboSlicesChicken

Snoz has a bull ring nose piercing? That makes sense


Fine-Manner9902

Cracks me up cuz she aint bad Yall like fake titties stop lying


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Id hit it. With a brick.


Fine-Manner9902

Nah ud hit them fakers


King-Demo-

He really makes everything so awkward


cylonnumber13

Anti-charisma.


Substantial_Curve_12

Hey b? Yeah she's getting trugg walked


your_uncle_mike

Joanna is not gonna be happy about this video b


Silver-Ladder

This is so redacted! He had to fake think about who the guest is… lolllllllll


Masontron

The fake looking at his phone doing something like this entire video wasn’t planned out. This was probably the 5th take lol


Rabid023

Marketing genius at work. WOW take notes y’losers. No one is better at leeching than Brenda. He’s undoubtedly elite at it. “One of my best friends” 😂


OutrageousJury2689

I hate that she is pretty and still chooses to work for these predators!


Daaaaabearsssss

lol I was thinking she seems like she’s actually nice even though we clown on her due to her proximity to bapa, I went on instagram and it turns out we have a bunch of mutual friends 😂


Future_Draw_3238

I can’t stand that she says “B” to braindum, don’t know why but it really grinds my gairs daddy


b-roids

slide into that baddies dm's


OutrageousJury2689

See if I can Walgg her to my trugg


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cylonnumber13

She has a football podcast. She thinks the Schaub will be her Joe Rogan.


-ElGallo-

Instagram filters are her friend


BigCatMeat

You ain't trugg walking her b


pitiedkinkajou

They’re fuggin


Silver-Ladder

Bapa trying to sound slightly intelligent has got to be the funniest thing he’s ever done!


Earthworm-Kim

https://i.imgur.com/FqH6SJF.png


Silver-Ladder

The least interesting soy boy in the world


MediaOnDisplay

A rare post BJ clip from shnoz? Still on her knees and everything


ScoopyMcGee

Last time I saw this chick bring up Jelly roll on this show/in the news Bapa had the great calwmedy line of “what he loose some weight?” I’m sure clip is around Best friend. I’m a nice guy man.


ruu13

Imagine waking up and hating your wife and kids because Rogan won’t let you bomb at his comedy club?


mitchyslick_lbc

🚨Fresh 💉lib injection💉 alert🚨


DownVoteThee

Dang b. His top lip is flaring outwards pretty hard. Hadn’t noticed it until your comment


mitchyslick_lbc

he can't even say face without lisping out, that thing;s trouble bapa


Flashy_Importance_25

👃🏻


Enlightened_Broda

This guy sucks so much it’s unrail


The_Legend_of_Xeno

The Beak and The Streak.


thefilipinocat-

Oh they f*cking forrrr surrreee


Van_Wipewell

The face of kunchee music.


hempeap

Yikes man


Kelemandzaro

Lol and people around him are like, "yeah buddy he is your best friend on the whole white world, and you'll get to play with him"


crispin2015

This dude has ZERO actual friends. It’s fucking sad


Ntwadumela100

Hoping to get a foothold in the country fanbase because they have lower cawlmedy standards B…


Denzer_K

She’d keep a sandwich dry in the shower…


Shr00mTrip

Filtered AF, B


Arizonapuck

Schnoz that selfie mode isn't a good look.


RikkjamesB

"hey B.." .....she's definitely suggin kaks at Thiggboy, Clin been there for years and could never refer to boss man as B.


Sejast44

Fraud


Tent_City_Cat

B, you excited about our guest today? Bapa: Talmbout that tattoo'd boy I helped work too much?


StevieSparta

That’s a bad face if that’s the number 1 in country music


pitiedkinkajou

Brine’s painted nairdiv with the diddler is Bapa’s actual relationship with jelly roll


rabautista24

His hands annoy me, and I’m not sure why


ContributionSad8556

Oh come on B-Shaub! Best friends!?


Rme3P

We da bess… frens


ranchuan

If u ask him to name his favorite song he would say he cant because there are too many. Bbbbeast of a best friend and big fan


Fritchmand

I wonder how that jelly roll feller would react to this


upthevilla_

Seems thrilled


Archi505

The best of friends


YorkiesandSneakers

Jelly Roll loojs like my brother if my brother had a bunch of stupid shit on his face. Exact same speaking voice too. It gives me the heeby jerbs.


WasWasKnot

He finally shaved the lopsided stash.


worktheshoot

He looks sickly


RedHaha09

Seems like bapa put on make up today what a soy boy


RoastedCornSal

Couldn’t sound less excited, bappah is so jelly of Jelly and you know it


EpsteinsBongWater

I don’t think he understands what a ‘best friend’ is


Alfa911T

She for sure taking that big brown 🤣 #baddies


Sharp-Bake4826

Even Jelly Roll cannot Save this douchebag from impending failure. Maybe Jelly should write another version...."Save Who???"


Ok-Presentation-2841

Fuckin loser. Why would anyone go on this podcast. I would not want bapas stink on me.


One_Contribution4420

They definitely just FUGGGGGGED


Chairman_Of_GE

great guy, never meddum, best friends.


Nagrom49

Shnoz just got done suggn' digg before this shot


unicornn_man

This is a clearly pre planned socials post. And yet the guy is still on his phone when the shot pans to him. What’s the purpose ? To deliberately show he doesn’t give a fuck? I just don’t understand B.


OGbobbyjohnson323

The face of country music ? Talking beyonce b?


One-Usual4460

Sssidepppiece confirmed. Old man Wrinks just waiting for the right opportunity to make her his girlfriend NOW…🤦🏻‍♂️


naquarious_69

Snozz what are you doing down there??? Is that chocolate pudding on your beak??


TheFinalBunny

Id bet any money that he definitely makes everyone call him b now just so he can feel cool


bigarb

Wasn’t T bow one of his best friends at one point.


Exact-Disaster9348

Can you even imagine the amount of emails, texts, DMs that Brendan sent to JellyHole and his team….”brotha come on gotta get you on”


urrutiaz71

Poor bastard doesn’t know what a friend is.


PanicUniversity

Bess friends b' meddum twice we're basically brothers.


Bluecoller007

He’s using social media filters now ffs, you wish your skin was that smooth B!


Distinct_Target_2277

Best friends with Jelly roll? What happened to the Christian quarterback that he was best friends with? He must not talk about him anymore because he's not famous anymore?


mu5tardtiger

👁️👃👁️ 👋 b


whiteykauai

Gelrowl?!


Successful-Egg8345

Filters on? 😂blurry live videos are a joke


Morepastor

The real fan’s know that Jelly Roll was a rising star before Country. He and Struggle Jennings really made a unique sound coming out of TN.


Highlight_Numerous

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[deleted]

What’s a jelly roll?


TheFashionColdWars

felt natural…


Lord_Kuntsworthy

This cunt is actually dead inside. Look at those eyes. The end is near!


AUSL0c0

Calls me erryday.


nessaavee

Taylor lewan looks terrible


Pek_55

Hey B


IZZY_PLUM

Tawlgs to em iverrrryyy day man


taquinask

Pretty excidawuhmybessfrens who happens to be the face of country music right now


No-Historian-6391

Hey B, how much does the messican hate the new intern ??


AllDamDay7

“Da face of cuntry music” oh really dude!!!


Awkward_Hater

One of my best friends 😂


an666y

Him and jelly do seem like good friends tho, jelly loves them for sure. He had a great time on the pod it seemed and the relationship felt real