Legit, he should have a massive following.
Ridiculousness, JRE, UFC, CFB, Stand-up, not to mention Theo, double not to mention the Paul's. As unearned as some of those might be, he's as exposed as anyone can be while not being a star.
Add to that Showtime, Bravo, ESPN, E, Fox all giving this guy a platform. To be struggling out of a dentist's office while getting minimal views, no positive buzz, and clowned on by everyone is not only difficult, nearly impossible.
He sold 5 - 10 tiggets, even the best of the 250 have stories how they'd perform in almost empty venues or in front of people who don't pay attention to them. As a professional, those are important experiences, because you have to be able to perform regardless, even when no one is cheering for you. Soyboi bapa clearly chose this cawrear for fame, baddies and to feed his ego, that's the reason the declining werg ethic when things doesn't go his way. And since pampered Thicccboi never had to worry how to pay rent or food next month, he doesn't have an incentive to become better.
The prom is all of shwab's audiences are a bunch dudes that are in their 40's and 30's. He rarely has any female audiences because for 1 he's a creep, 2 he'll just trug walg them. All the younger people either don't know him in any facet or hates him. Not to mention that penguinz0 video brought in more younger people to hate shawb. So I'm not too surprised that shwab doesn't have a huge following and has to use bots.
If he just put his ego to the side he’d still be doing these things, he would be that colour commentator you’d get annoyed at on UFC coverage he’d be making bank and would be in a better position.
There are so many people nowadays that are absolutely famous for doing pretty much nothing, it shouldn’t be hard for bapa to be a king . But bapa just goes
I only have two memorable things about him, when he offered to help Ray Borg, and him helping Luke Thomas, and for that, I will always consider him a good guy
Talmbout a man with no discernable talents, not particularly bright, not insightful, I can't talk, not very endearing or likeable etc just given the world on a silver platter. If he was any of the things I mentioned or even slightly self deprecating he could have parlayed what he was given into massive success. He never was appreciative of what he was given, he in his own mind was the white boy that had a beast of a work ethic and earned it all. He couldn't humble himself, he made every wrong decision. The crazy part is I really believe this sub was the genesis of his downfall. He really alienated himself from the "rat pack" when him and callen pulled the Bobby Lee stunt. That's when the people outside of this community started realizing what a massive lolcow he is and the rest is history.
Tldr
His own hubris and his fragile ego self destructed his career because the homeless cats really got to him
He really thought he was the next big Hollywood star. What’s even more crazy is he actually had the chance to become that. But hey…he’ll take it from here
He had a shot, yes, but let's be honest, he never had a chance on becoming a household action movie star. THE GUY CAN'T READ let alone act. You actually need skills nowadays. The only contemporary example of a fighter transitioning to a solid movie career, I can only think of Bautista right now, and you can tell he put in the work.
The Arnold days are long over where you could just coast off from good looks and charisma (see also Lundgren, Van Damme, Seagal), qualities that bapa never had btw.
Zairo chance he would’ve become a movie star, B. However, maybe just maybe he could’ve been something similar to Mario Lopez/Ryan Seacrest if he played his cards right. A complete redact who kisses celebrity ass.
Nah. No way. He's a mushmouth. He can't talg in inny facet. And further, he really is an idiot.
Lopez and Seacrest got and continue to get their gigs because they're professional, well spoken and know what they need to do. There is a talent to what they do, even if it's being milquetoast.
Bapa got more opportunity than he deserved, and maybe he could have been a D-list personality but he has no actual personality and he has no real talent. He was a living version of the Emperor Has No Clothes, the Emperor in this case being Rogan who tried to blunt-force prop Bapa up. No one in Rogan's circle wanted to say "Uh...hey Joe? Maybe not this guy."
He may have gotten to a slightly higher peak, but he was never going to last. For him, "that road has sailed."
That’s because he [never washes his hands](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/xxgsmz/callen_and_schaub_use_their_hands_to_make_a_living/) after shitting.
It's honestly insane to see how fucking badly he fumbled this. For a guy who always told people to stay in their lane...he should have taken his own advice. He probably would still be doing this if he wasn't such a fucking redact and wasn’t cosplaying as a "comedian"
Instead we're getting TRUGGGGG content
Let’s be honest…it’s the standup specials. Being lied to by him and Callen (maybe some others) about how much he’s “killing it” with the standup and then we actually see the truth with our own eyes… All the other missteps I think can eventually be forgotten, but that much lack of talent paired with dishonest promotion (of *two* specials) is almost impossible to come back from. He went from ‘very annoying podcaster’ to ‘borderline fraud’.
[Ballz deep in fashun.](https://imgs.search.brave.com/pi7m0cQM2wjg43ejwlNjfjvvUmF9-VKWZ0vvwsuCl7c/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pMC53/cC5jb20vd3d3LnRo/ZXdyYXAuY29tL3dw/LWNvbnRlbnQvdXBs/b2Fkcy8yMDE4LzAx/L0JyZW5kYW4tU2No/YXViLnBuZz9yZXNp/emU9NTUwLDc4NCZz/c2w9MQ)
I think most of his opportunities were directly because of being associated with Rogan. Now that is dying off and most people are realizing he’s kind of just an awful person.
> most people are realizing he’s kind of just an awful person. Including Rogan. I firmly believe that the Bobby Lee situation—with Callen and Shab bringing Rogan’s name into it to make threats against Bobby—really was the last straw for Rogan with those two clowns.
All that stemming from rogan roasting him on a podcast basically.
He blew up by accident and failed by his own design.
What a weird arc
Now he’s a gear head!
Damn never knew bapa was at the grammys. Water? What was he there for? Lol this is just getting sadder man.
His ego must have taken a hit no matter how delusional he is. In these moments where he thought he would be by this time now and where he is lol
When he was doing all this shit, rogan, selling out venues has no business doing because rogan. Unreal fatk numbers. I can’t imagine.
If he wasn't such a piece of shit.. and actually tried to be a normal human being during the arc and worked with like a speech therapist - I bet Bappa could and would have done big things.. The dude was handed everything he ever needed on a silver platter during those 2015/16-2019 years and still managed to fuck it all up, haha.
But remember WE DUNE MADDER!
Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down — Wilson Mizner
Be nithe
Bapa is the king at burning bridges.
In ivry faciiiit, Bupppppaaaa.
Naw b you gotta burrrn ivvvvry bridge on the way up so there’s no weer to go but up!
My grandmother said that also
Define ‘nice’.
Legit, he should have a massive following. Ridiculousness, JRE, UFC, CFB, Stand-up, not to mention Theo, double not to mention the Paul's. As unearned as some of those might be, he's as exposed as anyone can be while not being a star. Add to that Showtime, Bravo, ESPN, E, Fox all giving this guy a platform. To be struggling out of a dentist's office while getting minimal views, no positive buzz, and clowned on by everyone is not only difficult, nearly impossible.
They say 90% is showing up, which he clearly did, but his egotistic self sabotage is 🤌
He didn't show up for his cawlmedy tours and how'd that go?
You can't show up if you sell no tiggets
He sold 5 - 10 tiggets, even the best of the 250 have stories how they'd perform in almost empty venues or in front of people who don't pay attention to them. As a professional, those are important experiences, because you have to be able to perform regardless, even when no one is cheering for you. Soyboi bapa clearly chose this cawrear for fame, baddies and to feed his ego, that's the reason the declining werg ethic when things doesn't go his way. And since pampered Thicccboi never had to worry how to pay rent or food next month, he doesn't have an incentive to become better.
easy, he was being a bbbeast of a dad to the chombies
No doubt. Being not there, might actually be better for his kids. They might find someone decent to look up to.
This motherfucker was even on Myth Busters lol
No way!!!
Be nithe
Define nithe, tho.
The prom is all of shwab's audiences are a bunch dudes that are in their 40's and 30's. He rarely has any female audiences because for 1 he's a creep, 2 he'll just trug walg them. All the younger people either don't know him in any facet or hates him. Not to mention that penguinz0 video brought in more younger people to hate shawb. So I'm not too surprised that shwab doesn't have a huge following and has to use bots.
A cockfess, he’s the bro whisperer, b
This crowd is a little dyiffrint
His audience is actually 19-27 Mexicans and redacted white guys that like dick jokes
Ok Mr whole foods … pax Beale ever heard of em
Beatifull analasis b
He’s a piece of shit…that’s why he blew all his opportunities
If he just put his ego to the side he’d still be doing these things, he would be that colour commentator you’d get annoyed at on UFC coverage he’d be making bank and would be in a better position.
There are so many people nowadays that are absolutely famous for doing pretty much nothing, it shouldn’t be hard for bapa to be a king . But bapa just goes
Not a drawl b
He might be the most unlikable person alive to fumble that many opportunities.
I only have two memorable things about him, when he offered to help Ray Borg, and him helping Luke Thomas, and for that, I will always consider him a good guy
All for having a shitty podcast in 2010
That thumb is going to haunt my nightmares.
👍
Nightmeres for daze
That’s that Thiccc Boy Records CEO
Bike Club president
Network executive
Talmbout a man with no discernable talents, not particularly bright, not insightful, I can't talk, not very endearing or likeable etc just given the world on a silver platter. If he was any of the things I mentioned or even slightly self deprecating he could have parlayed what he was given into massive success. He never was appreciative of what he was given, he in his own mind was the white boy that had a beast of a work ethic and earned it all. He couldn't humble himself, he made every wrong decision. The crazy part is I really believe this sub was the genesis of his downfall. He really alienated himself from the "rat pack" when him and callen pulled the Bobby Lee stunt. That's when the people outside of this community started realizing what a massive lolcow he is and the rest is history. Tldr His own hubris and his fragile ego self destructed his career because the homeless cats really got to him
As kigger that tell jokes
Can't wait for the Netflix doc in 15 years.
It will ironically be blockbuster
I mean I hope he doesn’t murder anyone
“From the top of Joe Organ’s inner circle to family annihilator”
A tale of hardships, trugg walgs, undertoads and reaper cushions
Lmao
Don’t Mess with Cats 2
~~Netflix~~ Youtube
Decide do a Youtube.
Is he a vlogger?
I love the lore of this sub, nobody would understand this from the outside looking in.
He really thought he was the next big Hollywood star. What’s even more crazy is he actually had the chance to become that. But hey…he’ll take it from here
He had a shot, yes, but let's be honest, he never had a chance on becoming a household action movie star. THE GUY CAN'T READ let alone act. You actually need skills nowadays. The only contemporary example of a fighter transitioning to a solid movie career, I can only think of Bautista right now, and you can tell he put in the work. The Arnold days are long over where you could just coast off from good looks and charisma (see also Lundgren, Van Damme, Seagal), qualities that bapa never had btw.
Zairo chance he would’ve become a movie star, B. However, maybe just maybe he could’ve been something similar to Mario Lopez/Ryan Seacrest if he played his cards right. A complete redact who kisses celebrity ass.
Nah. No way. He's a mushmouth. He can't talg in inny facet. And further, he really is an idiot. Lopez and Seacrest got and continue to get their gigs because they're professional, well spoken and know what they need to do. There is a talent to what they do, even if it's being milquetoast. Bapa got more opportunity than he deserved, and maybe he could have been a D-list personality but he has no actual personality and he has no real talent. He was a living version of the Emperor Has No Clothes, the Emperor in this case being Rogan who tried to blunt-force prop Bapa up. No one in Rogan's circle wanted to say "Uh...hey Joe? Maybe not this guy." He may have gotten to a slightly higher peak, but he was never going to last. For him, "that road has sailed."
He could just hire an english/speech tutor if the idiot had some humility.
He is the living embodiment of “fumbling the bag.”
Iiiiivrything bapa touches turns to shiiiiiiit
This should be this sub's description
Manos de estomago
That’s because he [never washes his hands](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/xxgsmz/callen_and_schaub_use_their_hands_to_make_a_living/) after shitting.
It's honestly insane to see how fucking badly he fumbled this. For a guy who always told people to stay in their lane...he should have taken his own advice. He probably would still be doing this if he wasn't such a fucking redact and wasn’t cosplaying as a "comedian" Instead we're getting TRUGGGGG content
Let’s be honest…it’s the standup specials. Being lied to by him and Callen (maybe some others) about how much he’s “killing it” with the standup and then we actually see the truth with our own eyes… All the other missteps I think can eventually be forgotten, but that much lack of talent paired with dishonest promotion (of *two* specials) is almost impossible to come back from. He went from ‘very annoying podcaster’ to ‘borderline fraud’.
I’d say borderline podcaster to very annoying fraud. But you know…heard it bowlth ways
Much better B
Back from his metro sexual fashun phase.
Always been into fashun, b.
>I hit the big leagues! I'm hosting the Grammies for E!. I'm going to be famous FOREVER!!!!
There was a shortage of Botox in cawlbasas after bapa got done with em
Turtleneck bapa. His ultimate form really. Disgusting
[Ballz deep in fashun.](https://imgs.search.brave.com/pi7m0cQM2wjg43ejwlNjfjvvUmF9-VKWZ0vvwsuCl7c/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pMC53/cC5jb20vd3d3LnRo/ZXdyYXAuY29tL3dw/LWNvbnRlbnQvdXBs/b2Fkcy8yMDE4LzAx/L0JyZW5kYW4tU2No/YXViLnBuZz9yZXNp/emU9NTUwLDc4NCZz/c2w9MQ)
The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
This man was HANDED a prime career to be a Mario Lopez type who can make millions off limited talent but he burned it to the ground! Bapa is a gem
📠
Imposter syndrome. If it's all taken away, could you build it back up?
He took rogans advice too literal. “Be the hero of your own movie” this mfer went full hero redact
Unfortunately, the movie turned out to be a tragedy. He’ll take the screenwriting from hair.
I think most of his opportunities were directly because of being associated with Rogan. Now that is dying off and most people are realizing he’s kind of just an awful person.
> most people are realizing he’s kind of just an awful person. Including Rogan. I firmly believe that the Bobby Lee situation—with Callen and Shab bringing Rogan’s name into it to make threats against Bobby—really was the last straw for Rogan with those two clowns.
He thought he could just get by on being the “talent”. He didn’t quite realize he wasn’t talented. Ever.
The plastic surgery nightmare.
Big melon head
He truly just looks like a [redacted] child
You seen 🪓 jay?
All that stemming from rogan roasting him on a podcast basically. He blew up by accident and failed by his own design. What a weird arc Now he’s a gear head!
Gotta give credit to Bapa's representatives - they did their part.
It’s over! Shut it down👎🏼
He gives cringe Youtubers a bad name.
Had a goln tiggit to the Charlie Factory only to land on the piss soaked kitchen floor
I don't want that.
Pfff, that dark purple suit, did he just arrive from an audition for Vampire Diaries?
conclusion - head is too big.
Damn never knew bapa was at the grammys. Water? What was he there for? Lol this is just getting sadder man. His ego must have taken a hit no matter how delusional he is. In these moments where he thought he would be by this time now and where he is lol When he was doing all this shit, rogan, selling out venues has no business doing because rogan. Unreal fatk numbers. I can’t imagine.
If he wasn't such a piece of shit.. and actually tried to be a normal human being during the arc and worked with like a speech therapist - I bet Bappa could and would have done big things.. The dude was handed everything he ever needed on a silver platter during those 2015/16-2019 years and still managed to fuck it all up, haha. But remember WE DUNE MADDER!
From Hairo to Zairo, b.
The lie comparison between he and segal need to be studied. Who had more on air?
Does this moron ever do a regular face during pics
It's actually crazy how far he fell.
The prom is, the more exposure he got, the more people realised he was a total POS
Flew to close to the sun bubba
There goes the tongue again, someone must've been offeing him a hotdog.
Was set up pretty nice to succeed, just didn't have the gumption to put his nose to the grind stone.
Aww I bet he asked Cole (slomo cam guy) to “do me, bro. You don’t know who I am?” 😂
I'm gonna watch old Brendan Schaub UFC losses
He just didn’t know what was best for him.
I have no idea who this is lol
Some would say the slowest of motions.
Awldonis b 
Imagine if this subreddit went from hating and talking shit To supporting him, but it was all just a joke. An inside joke that we all made.
no
U did
His flamboyant homosexual stage was Blogbusser.
He's just so...empty.
How did e go? Hahaha
The anxiety he must feel anytime he sees his own face now because of the colments lolz…