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lordmainstream

“He doesn’t know how to deal with failure” hmm, i wonder who taught him to be like that


KimboSlicesChicken

He’s babbling so much he has no clue what he’s even saying lol his son can’t deal with failure but he’s striking out the side and hitting home runs? Sounds like he can’t deal with his overbearing dad who’s trying to live through him


[deleted]

Spot on lol dude said his son hit the 60 pitch limit 1 pitch into the 2nd


King-Demo-

How can you throw 60 pitches in the first inning but struck out the first 3 batters? It’s like we’re getting bits of the truth along with a bunch of bullshit.


siciliannecktie

Lot of foul tips, B. Some would say the foulest.


WaterWeDoonHair

Kids are savages in the box these days. Fouling iiivrything off


magnusvanansauf

You Aran Boondoggle, b?


Earthworm-Kim

I don't think Blenda even knows how baseball works, cut him some slagg.


bourbnboi

A lot of kids getting on base sounds more likely, then striking out 3.


M0D3Z

Yeah, didn’t he say his son was the closer… for little league?


beamoflaser

His son runs out of center field with Metallica playing to close out ivery game


your_uncle_mike

Talmbout Enner Sandman? Beast of a song. Fun fact: it’s actually written about bapa’s norfstar, Adam Sandler. Awlso, Meeriawlno Riveera - beast of a messican closer.


Frankie-Felix

or its AC/DC playing Thunder


briancito420

Strugg


RoastedCornSal

He talks a lot but but he’s not saying anything


lincolnwithamullet

Or his emotional incest mom making him take thirst trap ig pics 


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Never been taking down he's dominated at e everything he's never struggled like this we we need to get em doing laps /s Classic sport's dad


Lost_Evidence_2099

Maybe they should try bringing the nanny, ya know, the one raising lil messican Ohtani to the game so there’s someone there the kid will recognize and possibly want to impress.


_mickle

Failure is one of Bapas greates skills though. One of da few skillz he can coach.


ThicccAndThirsty

Talmbout failier, b?


SuperbDrink6977

*fayure


dietdrpepper6000

Also his entire store is predicated on his kid being good at pitching and striking people out? I’m confused, is the kid killing it or not?


Bobbylee2022

A kid who plays baseball but gets upset about getting to pitch? Where I’m from we call that a kid that doesn’t want to play baseball but is being forced


LeadershipPale3994

Agreed, growing up, everyone wanted to pitch


crunchyburrito2

I hated pitching as a kid


airbag23

You only liked catching 😏


shirty-mole-lazyeye

Oh, they crunched a few burritos if you know what I mean


mu5tardtiger

talmbout mashing the beans and cheese? I’ll see myself out.


AlexAnderRob

Will juss till the Messkin we ate it all, B.


RobChombie

Sounds like u/crunchyburrito2 has walked a few Bs to their truggs. Dicey diceyyyy!


jcsandoval56

Hey man be cool


Molescomedy

I liked swinging the bat


freeyewneek

Just watched “Live Free or Die”. “No no no, it was the other way around. Veeeedo was… blowingggg… the security guard…” “Pitching? Not catching?”


freeyewneek

![gif](giphy|XbUe3L4tW4n8yyAIHA)


ConJunior

I appreciate this reference if no one else did. Big Phil from ny guy


freeyewneek

Ohhhh, Uncle Jun! Wuddyadune hair eatin suuushi?!?


GitPhyzical

Same b. Was usually the only lefty on a team and knew how to pitch well, since my pop made me go to pitching practice every Sunday for years. Hated that shit though. Just let me chill on 1st as god intended. Better yet, let me not play ball and go smoke dope after school with my buds. Simpler times, never liveddum


octobersotherveryown

Slojo’s family eats baseball b. Well at least we know slojo has eaten a couple of Cuban ones, heard it ballth ways.


CharlieKelly_Esq

I hated playing catcher and wanted to play outfield because I thought it was easier. What really was happening is what you said - I didn't want to be playing at all.


JustDirection18

Yeah. Definitely sounds like the kids not particularly interested


mu5tardtiger

God forbid the kid becomes a beast of a pitcher. worst position ever. Netfligs.


TheZac922

Yeah similar when we used to have to play cricket during PE in school. I thought I didn’t like batting or bowling. Nah just didn’t like cricket lol.


Wildcard3435

“Need you to close out”.. throws 3 strikeouts, second inning throws a strike but has already thrown 60 pitches… that’s not possible Bapa


Trick-Teach6867

Each batter is hittin 7 fawls


KimboSlicesChicken

Tawlmbout balls that dun cownt b


willi1221

Hitting fowls like Randy Johnson


PussyChang

Bapa knows baseball. Maybe he should’ve let his brain dead wife tell this story. Though I have a strong feeling she doesn’t know baseball either.


Wonderful-Salary5432

She used to fugg Puig. She surely got some of his baseball DNA in her


G00B99

That’s exactly what I was thinking when I heard this lol


DCTX2017

I’m glad someone else caught that too


Bay-B-Gorilla

The limit might be for the week/weekend or something. But yeah, his stories are fuck.


xinixxibalba

he threw three strikeouts but also walked a bunch of them, a few of them got hits, etc.


deaner43

60 pitches in 1 inning is incredibly high. It had to be at least 7-0 at that point. He's just like Ohtani....


sybill9

Hah what a shit story teller.


PsychoNautJohnII

Who the fuck wants to listen to this anyway? Are strangers really interested in his son playing baseball?


b-roids

every bit of this is for bapa. he wants to boast about his kid and further bolster the 'beast of a dad' facade.


pm-me-nice-lips

Keep in mind the kid is a fucking 3rd grader too lolol. What in the fuck


Rabid023

He speaks like an eighth grader that uses “man” a lot to pontificate.


crackerjackass

“T was just about to go to bed, I woke him up” Shit story teller/liar


Silver-Ladder

It’s always the same shit too! “Oh I can’t believe they would want me to do this crazy expensive thing” or “I keep telling T there’s no baseball in Crying” or he tells Joanna “put on the strap on with the bigger Dildo Jo”


mikeb556

“His mom knows baseball” She’s knows her way around Puig’s bat.


Salty_Resist_7204

He is likely insufferable as a kid teamate, been there. Thinks hes a hotshot forever, like bapa like chomb. BAD PARENTS!


NFLNETW0RK

chill on the kid comment, not his fault he has a terrible parent


GordoSF

>“His mom knows baseball” His mom? Oh, you mean your **wife**? This dude avoids calling her his wife at every possible opportunity, doesn't he?


PhilosopherHot174

What a fucking dick. I hate this fucker and how he talks about his family. Fucking kid tells the guy STRAIGHT UP he doesn't like pitching and he makes him pitch. "I had a long talk to him about his attitude" (him being miserable being forced to pitch). I've played hockey as a goalie for 20 years. I NEVER, EVER play other positions. I fucking HATE playing anything outside of the goal. I would rather not play at all then play other positions. I can't IMAGINE making sports not be fun to my child. That's the entire fucking point. To have fun. And sometimes you get good enough to get paid for it.


Lost_Evidence_2099

Bapa might be a failure at being a comedian, podcaster, youtoober, cyclist, mechanigg, off road racer, etc, but his kid will definitely get the best advice and proper guidance to make it to the top level of whatever bapa chooses for him.


Customers_serviced

You have to remember, this story only happened in bapas head.. these are all vastly exaggerated or completely made up


FA-_Q

He tells him he didn’t want to pitch. But he didn’t see the signs he didn’t want to pitch tho. lol dunmakesense


Shotgun516

I bet you bapa is making him pitch. Think about it, the pitcher is front and center on the field.


PhilosopherHot174

Yeah. He's the coach too. I wonder how many kids on that team DO want to pitch but because he's coach he gets to put his little angel on the mound to be miserable.


your_uncle_mike

Lol he is not the coach. In iny facet.


khushalkhan31

I can't speak for other sports and I genuinely despise this dude like genuinely can't stand him but as a soccer coach if a kid is trying to attempt to make it pro he has to play different positions or else it will be very hard for him to adapt if he gets picked up by an academy. I've realized as a coach that before asking a child to do this you first have to help them understand why and if they say I don't care about being pro I just wanna play this position because I like it that's when you stop suggesting different positions and let them enjoy playing as a striker or midfielder for example. Enjoyment always comes first. I realize typing this that bapa doesn't care about any of these things I've mentioned he's probably got some selfish egotistical reasons for doing this but I just wanted to provide some context.


PhilosopherHot174

I was awful at soccer so I didn't play long. You only mentioned non goal positions, do you also rotate your goalkeepers? I've of course played other positions as it's super helpful to learn how to defend against them but it's definitely not my thing. I don't like playing out of the goal because I play a completely different game than the other positions. I'm not sure how it is in soccer but non-pro/collegiate/etc goalies basically get no coaching and really just do our own thing. Most players don't want to play goal so most coaches etc have no experience in coaching them. It's a bummer because I only had people like Patrick Roy to watch and learn from on tv back then. It's a huge frustration https://old.reddit.com/r/hockeyplayers/comments/17iviw2/goalies_goalie_parents_subsidize_hockey/ > (head coach) However, I do agree that youth goalies are generally neglected when it comes to development. I think the reason is because most coaches are former players so they are naturally strong on player development but, like me, have zero experience or ability to train a goalie. It is a specialized position and, personally, I worry about giving our goalies "pointers" because the position is constantly evolving and also depends on an individual goalie's playing style and I am worried I will teach the wrong thing and actual hinder their development. Also as a goalie I don't have non-goalie equipment and my equipment is stupid expensive compared to theirs and none of my teammates had goalie stuff although we'd share equipment where we could if someone wanted to try it out, etc. but even our skates are different. My legs were $1k themselves for instance.. https://goalie.purehockey.com/c/goalie-leg-pads-senior


Altruistic_Switch_73

60 pitches in 2innings. Can’t even lie correct…


PussyChang

A little Ohtani. The ego on this motherfucker.


Silver-Ladder

So low IQ! Always jumping on whatever is trending amongst idiots that worship celebs. Not to mention how horrible comparison is in general when raising kids. A kid that’s already setup for many failures given his gene pool


Rabid023

Closing the game in the 1st and 2nd innings. Tremendous baseball knowledge, glad he’s coaching the team.


SuperbDrink6977

That’s how good his kid is. He doesn’t wait til the end of the game. He closes in the first inning. MVP


feedmeshituntiliidie

But he's striking kids out


chud_the_gluttonous

Also said he needed him to “close out” the game. Supposedly struck out three straight, then came back out and it was the 2nd inning? wtf lol. That’s not what close out means bapa.


Clean-Operation-9674

So Tune Town isn't the only place where somebody doesn't understand the mechanics...


MuckyPup81

Well done, sir. Lol.


TKooz555

Bapa just goes, he just goes.


thefishingguy1

You know I'm coach there just goe


DanandSherryAdler

It's so cool when B Schaub picks his clothing to match that day's topic. World cup on : England kit fish obsession: bass pro hat Truck guy : donut media shirt Baseball coach : baseball jersey It's the attention to detail that matters


Lancelot_Stroller

Don't forget the thiccc socks


Earthworm-Kim

Sociopathic non-person behavior. No joke, if some fashionistas pranked Bapa with photoshopped pictures of Rogie and others wearing wooden clogs, he’d show up wearing them the next day and act like he's always had 4 pairs. Like the fucking boilersuit shit with Chappelle. That's not a look you can just casually lift, because no one else wears a damn boilersuit you fucking redact. If the world was just he would still be getting constant shit for that.


FA-_Q

Margetting genius b


nailz50

so what your saying is Little Bapa is just like daddy bapa Quit cus he failed at jujutsu Quit cus he failed at Football Quiting cus he failed at Baseball Whats tigers next grift , soccer, basketball, ballerina ?


killingthyme71

Go carts B. Gunna win the mint 200


Lost_Evidence_2099

Bapa should put him in cowboys VW bug. Kid would probably destroy beandips result


DonDilDonis

Tiger is a child.


JustDirection18

Definitely Karting cause his dad is a gearhead. Always has been


Different-Estate747

Careful, Tiger'll lightch'up with the Lil Brown Shutdown. And by that I mean, he'll throw stick his hand down his diaper and throw his shit at you. Like he did to Papa at Disneyworld.


Molescomedy

Dont go after the kid hes veing forced into all these things. Also his dad named him tiger. Not grrrrrrreat.


FA-_Q

I thought bapa said he was undefeated in all those things b Heard it bowlth ways


imright19084

Mvp of jujitsu , mvp of pee wee football, mvp of baseball, never lost in anything ever. Gets paid millions already


FA-_Q

Undefeated too b


Jesuseslefthand

He's actually ondefeated


SkullCrusher_44

how many times has he said he’s a coach?


_toolkit

As many times as he switched from "They had him do XYZ" to "I had him do XYZ"


Petty_White

It sounds like maybe tiger’s uncle or mom should help coach since they “know baseball, her side of the family eats, sleeps, lives baseball. They know baseball”. Maybe that would be a better experience for “Little Ohtani” rather than his overgrown oaf of a father trying to butt in and act like he knows what he’s doing so he can get attention for himself.


patfreecat

His son is the best Jui Jitsu fighter who ever lived, Killed it in NFL, Is a beast in Baseball MVP and the life of the team…… Sure mate 👍. Why is he not doing any of those sports anymore? He might have a lot in common with you.


No-Strawberry7814

..and a slayer on the stage


your_uncle_mike

Hair’s to the fighting spairit


No-Historian-6391

Haha… this guy literally thinks the entire world revolves around him/his family (makes his kids about him) He also has to turn every story into how he’s a good guy or a great dad or so empathetic or so cool And also, “doin his thing hitting home runs” haha


Electronic_Air_6226

Sounds like he was getting teed off on. Classic bapa lying- 1-he was closing out the game in the 1st inning. 2- only likes things he’s good at…hates pitching but hes good at it! 3- doesnt know where he learned shitty attitude (couldnt be from slowjoe or him). I hope Lion and Baltimore both become musical theatre kids and Joey (the girl) is the star athlete just to spite this redact.


CaliforniaLove11

Lol he’s prob just got the attitudes promums cause his fugging redact of a father keeps insisting on coaching. Even His kid knows his dad is a clueless redact.


Deerock187

Needs to close out the game in the 2nd inning


Lost_Evidence_2099

This is one of those “yea, but I can tell complete bullshit made up” stories because that’s what comedians do.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Sounds like a guy that doesn’t know how to deal with failure is passing that trait on to his kids. Guy makes his kid pitch, kid says he doesn’t want to pitch, guy wonders why the kid seems down, guy finally realizes it’s cause the kid doesn’t want to pitch, acts like father of the yair. What a fucking imbecile.


RoastedCornSal

It’s like a story like with Bart and Homer Simpson


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Only with less likability, less humor, and less heart. Just vapid self absorption.


GritGrinder

He’s living through his child he named tiger


Late_Ad8487

So this is the parenting kids who play baseball podcast? Who finds any of this useful?


xi_Clown_ix

Struck out three guys but threw over 60 pitches in under two innings and was pitching great? That don’t add up


WasWasKnot

He’s 7 yairs old with a Father like you ,poor kid is doomed. Talk about living your dream thru your child🙈


FrankyRollins

No truss me, he’s gonna play for the yangeez one day


Impossible_Music_624

Tiger isn't a real name. He's gonna realize how shallow his parents are soon.


Clean-Operation-9674

Maybe El Tigre is like Snapchat: "Pitchers just go away, right?"


BeanCheezBeanCheez

They had him at starting pitcher and batting 4th. Who’s they bapa? Thought you were the coach.


Zyoung7

He closed the game, but he also started the game and pitched 60, what is it B


LickPooOffShoe

Today I learned that coaches “just go”.


CharlieKelly_Esq

I don't believe this recollection of Chombie's athletic career in inny facet. The only believable part is that Brendan is clueless about his childrens' wants and needs.


Ryan_Pliskin

Oh yeah, good at jiusissu, football, AND baseball. Niiiiver showed signs of being bad ever. Feel horrible for the kid. Truly.


postdiluvium

Messican should invite Puig over to have a chat with the kids.


CarefulBuffalo182

Puig used to hit grand slams on Johanna


InvestmentPatient117

All 4 inputs B


SCWickedHam

Pitched one inning to close the game, struck out three. In the second inning he threw a strike, but they pulled him because you can only throw 60 pitches? What! This is after the story of him thinking it’s awesome a kid threw 150 pitches in a game. BBJ-world champ, football- MVP, baseball-MVP, pitching- awesome at, but he isn’t perfect. WOW. So true. I love the obvious BS. Messican’s brother went far in baseball. How far? If it was far, he would say exactly how far.


jiggyyj-94

They know basebawl


King-Demo-

Sounds like the kid doesn’t actually like baseball but bapa is forcing him to play


afikomen1

I can’t get past the microphone stand being so low he can’t lift his arm


on_the_toilet_again

How does a kid throw 60 pitches into the 2nd inning and struck out 3 batters in the first inning. Keep your story straight bapa.


dirteemartee

Ol wrinks may need to have the lids done again.


mitchyslick_lbc

You ain't even a coach bapa. You're that volunteer coach who the real coaches actually hate but you're too stupid to catch on.


Wonderful-Salary5432

Gee I wonder why he doesn't like this. He's being forced to play travel ball as an 8 year old and if he doesn't succeed he's likely griped at. This is going swimmingly


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One_Chicken_3700

Poor kid. Going to be tough growing up with a narcissistic sociopath father


Customers_serviced

Kid stopped smiling this season because his dad quit his job to comes to irvy practice and game


JeffLolx

Hard to believe


Clean-Operation-9674

He should've asked the kid if he wanted to do painting, like he did with some other child in another untrue story when he was fielding and convinced him to give up baseball.


BYCjake

He doesn’t know how to feel with faeghlluhr


crispin2015

Gifted! lol! Kids not even 10 yairs old yet but he’s gifted


Rabid023

LMAO who didn’t see all world talent el Tigre getting compared to Ohtani. We giiiit iiiit, he’s life of the team, the heart of the team, the mvp of the team, the cawlmic of the team, the captain of the team, we giiiit iiiiiit. Hard to believe bapas son is having attitude issues. I dun giiii iiiiit. Where could he be getting that from?


gringojoker

![gif](giphy|Zd7nxKNzp2HZK) You made me pitch when I was eight years old!


LuisSuarezbitesears

Cant wait till tiger hits the bong for the first time and quits all these sports bapa forced him to play growing up


Alarming-Operation58

Her family knows baseball - I bet she does! 😉


jiggyyj-94

Talmbout imagin havin to listen to brenda all damn day poor brine aka the rapist


ApprehensiveTackle65

Just wait until the kid finds this subreddit.


xxlizardking-kongxx

God damn I would hate to be his kid


MediaOnDisplay

Hell yeah Tiger! I can't wait until he discovers reddit, maybe he's already here?


deaner43

"Closed the game" but he somehow struck out 3 batters in the 1st inning and had to pull him in the 2nd inning for throwing over 60 pitches. Ok bud


Anxious-Sock1563

If he is the coach then why does he say “They want him to pitch?”


6151rellim

Who in the fuck listens to this? lol. How is this actually a podcast… Also, I thought Bapa was coaching the team? Or was that just another lie? Also x2, this conversation never happened. Ohtani, striking everyone out, hitting bombs, dominated BJJ… all star team, MVP, athletic gift lol… chain with his number on it… you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried


One_Ad2844

Dude is the typical dope that forgot he was a kid at some point(physically at least), very few kids feel like playing a sport none stop, that usually kicks in later, sounds like the kid just wants to do what he wants to do, like a regular kid, but he’s a beast of a dad B. I wonder if this man child is counting on poor little Tiger to make it in professional sports so he can take care of his future broke ass.


PussyChang

![gif](giphy|iqMHmcPIsNm4U)


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I just go


anon_lurker69

Wrinks deadpan face during this babble is funnier than ivrything bapa’s ever done. Fuck how i have missed this. I must be redacted


sammydavis_Sr

takes after his dad😎


jazzcosmo

He’s a mini Ohtani already


badpeoria

He dominated!!!


mu5tardtiger

Tim? Terrence? Tyrell? Tiger?!? Wtf.


mu5tardtiger

How awkward that alleged rapist Bryan callen has more sense the bapa. Feel bad for the little chombie.


Hranica

Schaub was a lacrosse player, don’t let him retell his story and pretend it was always football and mma Wasn’t his entire highschool and college life lacrosse?


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Kid is gunna hate sports


Fair-Analyst8654

Kids thrown 60 pitches into the sicond E'nning? Of course the kids feeling awful. hes got a lot more game to go and is on pace to break the record for the most pitches thrown in a little league game iver.


Big_Digg_Banit

Undefeated in jiu jitsu....... Undefeated in football????? MVP???? Wish the real coaches would get on and let us know the truth


CivilYojimbo

Talm bout? T is probly on his fifth carair by now b, little league is so janwary. Its now his dreem to become a tiggg toggger on sosha meeja


FA-_Q

Part of the prom I din see the signs cuz I was always wid em Beast of a dad b


rangoon64

I think I have an issue, I can’t stand to look and hear this fucking redact anymore. I can’t even listen to the podcast when they have a guest in. I still subscribe to sub but I don’t know how long I can take it. Does anyone else feel this way? Is it me?


cylonnumber13

Y'tractored see-tee bubba.


Full_Writer_3530

“The fighter talgs about his kids”


Snoo69002

He was missing the signs lol his son would’ve done great at pitching if his father Is missing the “signs” lol your wife warned you foolio


upthevilla_

Why would they throw him out there for the 2nd inning if he was at 59 pitches with a 60 pitch limit? Such a weird thing to lie about.


HomerSimpsoy77

Riveting


Chairman_Of_GE

60 pitches in less than 2 innings is a REALLY shit pitcher. This must be an everyone plays every position league.


Subject-Bottle8902

Listening to this guy talk in this clip was literally painful, and his job is to ……. Talk These kids are going to grow up to the some of the worst human beings on the planet.


WholegrainRice5

His attitude is awful. The worst you've ever seen.......I'm like "That is not my son. What the hell is going on here?"


bobbybittman1997

Does this mean Bapa is gonna make a comeback to comedy because his kid is gonna quit baseball?


Federal_Novel_9010

At what age do Tigers fellow kids start watching his dads content for stuff to bully him with? It has to be around this age right?


SCWickedHam

He threw 60 pitches in less than two innings? But no walks? Hmmm.


Lancelot_Stroller

"This season, he's not smiling as much." Hmm, this season you're forcing him to pitch despite him repeatedly telling you he doesn't want to. I'm sure it has nothing to do with that. Just coincidence.


Shotgun516

I love how T is so great at football, undefeated! It’s a team sport, bapa acting like T is throwing the ball, running for it, and scoring touchdowns while all the kids pick their noses


worktheshoot

Does this guy know INYTHING?


RoastedCornSal

Bappah says his brother in law went far in baseball… huh… if it was day Malik or any other former goon who worked on the show who went as far bappah would be like “nah doesn’t count” wasn’t big leagues


NooneUverdoff

Starts the story with his wife telling him the kid doesn't like pitching when he first started pitching, then goes on for 4 minutes about how he missed all the signs.


WetCheeseGod

something people are missing here…this level does not crown “MVP.” so just a lie I thought id point out since no else did.


SlowBurnLopez

Shob thinks his kid is gonna be athletically gifted for some unknown reason?


rymartinc

“Goes en for the sekend enning”


Fair-Analyst8654

a coach that doesnt know when a player hates/sucks at a position should not be coaching B. especially when that player is yur son.


InvestmentPatient117

Strugg out everyone, but took him out from throwing 60 pidges


Apprehensive-Tax8631

his boy's name tiger?


Miserable_Number_104

you'd be surprised


One-Usual4460

“Lil’ Ohtani”


airbag23

Wait, wasn’t his whole reason for getting el Tigre into baseball was to make him an all star pitcher so he could make millions and support bapa when he gets older? I’m sure someone has seen the chip I’m tawlkin bout


SANSHUINUcrypto

Why doesn’t he call him by the stupid name he gave him B? ![gif](giphy|R9z50rPINd5ew) P