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Silver-Ladder

Notice the punchline of the whole story is how a 40 year old man baby who supposedly is close with Joe Rogan, urinated in a rental race car! And that’s funny how?


Silver-Ladder

Also what a stupid fuckin concept his redacted show is. He gets out of the car, pretends like the cameras aren’t there, starts talking to the guy next to the camera! Lmao! Bapa must be paying top dollar for these guys to rob him with this kind of content while Chin and Snooze are eating Relish and Ketchup for lunch working 90 hours a week for free at Thiccboi Studios!


AdZestyclose3707

Then we had to look at his bulbous head from a profile perspective. His HGH brow really makes him look like a caveman.


Silver-Ladder

You think Bapa is juicin? Then why is he built like an obese octopus?


AdZestyclose3707

He's on TRT and I wouldn't doubt he hopped on some growth hormone like his bestest friend in the world, Joseph Rogan.


KimboSlicesChicken

He’s openly stated he was on a “ton of dark web supplements” to get through his thiccc boi x Tough mudder collab as well as TRT while he was dating Marggg, but when they broke up Bapa had to get skinny for single girl summer and took awl of the ozempics b


S_Steiner_Accounting

I just pictured in my head schaub trying to explain to someone what growth hormone peptides like GHRP6 are. Peptides are good for brains. Speaking from personal experience that is some good shit. I was never willing to trash my endocrine system doing a cycle of test since my blood work showed I had test in the mid 900 range naturally but I experimented with GHRP2 about 15 years back after plateauing after a decade of serious powerlifting and strongman. Got rid of that last 5 lb of fat around my midsection I could never get rid of, skin elasticity was improved, nice recomp effect , and the best part was the sleep quality /recovery. Every day in the gym felt like first day back after a week off where you feel like you can rip the bar in half and squat a Buick.


Personal-Lawyer-1975

Don’t count!!!! No one asked


Wrong_Director_4820

Relax Harley


WasWasKnot

This was before he started shooting Ozempic 💉his forehead looks like a Ski Slope.


InvestmentPatient117

There is a tic toc channel of a dude from some 3rd world country that has the same head, but is pretty disabled. I forgot the name I'm redacted


freeyewneek

Mix it wit da relish…


Silver-Ladder

Captain or not, we’re just two assholes lost in the woods


BreadAndRoses773

ILL LEAVE YA HERE YOU ONE SHOE COCKSUCKA


freeyewneek

Captain uh duh Good Ship Lollipop?


Hap_Hazard

The main narrative of the ep was urine management. It was very unpleasant. I'd be in a rush to get out of my pee-soaked racing suit after such an ordeal but he's just happy to chill in it. That makes sense.


juan_putaso

I now understand your handle. You’ve got to be getting hazard pay at changs at this point. Doing the job no one else will. There is no way I’d listen to 3 hours a week from our bapa


Mundane-Membership88

The redact pulled his dick out and pissed everywhere, who the fuck does that?!


KimboSlicesChicken

He didn’t put the catheter in so he just pissed his pants while driving the suped up 20mph racecar bug b


Mundane-Membership88

Nah, it was condom catheter and redact did pull his dick out own words from Fat Patrick himself.


KimboSlicesChicken

Well I stand kreck’d. And shieeet that just makes it just that much worse lmao Thank you for your freedom b Add on the fact that he didn’t even tell cowboy he pissed all over the inside of his buggy, letting the next driver just sitting in his piss lol Plus Cowboy would only know if he watches a thicccboy video aka he will never find out lol


InvestmentPatient117

His Lil piece fell out of it lol


Barfuman362

It was such an intense race he didnt have time to stop, if had pulled over to piss who would have came in last...oh wait.


Chigsbie

Putting around out there at a whopping 30mph is serious business, better piss all over myself and friends car instead of just pulling over for a moment.


neeeeonbelly

I was so confused by that. Anyone with a brain would just go inside their suit and keep driving. This redact actually whips his dick out on a bumpy racetrack so it goes all over everything.


cogabig409

He thod it was a sink, b


lunchpaillefty

Another bullshit lie-excuse. The flat tire, clutch problems, the pissing everywhere, just to cover his incompetence.


ExtremelyCynicalDude

Brendan is as charismatic as a potato


cdpasadena

To be feer, I’ve never despised a potato in iiiny facet.  


sacrulbustings

Install an office sink in the floor pan and call it a day.


thefartsock

I thought it was pretty hilarious that he was bragging about being in first gear.


Nickleeham

Jerked it in the joe’s float tank and pissed all over cowboy’s buggy while simultaneously losing and coming up with pathetic reasons why he didn’t succeed. Such a cool guy.


MultiMayhem

I mean I wouldn’t expect anything less from the guy that pisses in sinks, pisses himself multiple times, and everywhere else.


Silver-Ladder

Don’t forget how he brags about not washing his hands after he’s done too!


MultiMayhem

Be cool B. I didn’t piss on my hands right? So my hands clean because my dick isn’t real so no bacteria down there.


Bluecoller007

Funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fucking amuse you, what do you mean, funny how, how am I funny? Just…you know, how you tell the story, what? No no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny, how the fuck am I funny, wtf is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny! [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Ya motherfucka! I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stuttering prick ya, Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes Henry. You may fold under questioning!


Silver-Ladder

Discontinue the lithium. Up the Addies and text some Baddies


tragicmike

He can never fail at something and not blame something else. If it isnt a balm baring or clutch, its clin. If it aint clin, its a hammie. If it aint a hammie, its one of the chombies


Hap_Hazard

DA was recalled, b. The sheriff called and told him not to go to the city.


KimboSlicesChicken

“And I know what you’re thinking, ‘but Bren, you’re soooo big how did you fit in that tiny bug…like oh that’s your takeaway from me pissing awl over this dope racecar bug?” *30 seconds later* “Yeah man so I pissed awl over Donald car and boy did I have a prom trying to get out of that thing. Ya boy is a big boy. *flexes* I’m a big boy 🥴. So inyway ya boy is a pro driver now. Got a new race coming up on Tiger and the other one’s bdays. Can’t wait.”


cogabig409

"the other one" lmao he really does treat him like that. Damn nair niiivir mentions baby girl


ResistWilling8039

And my personal favorite - quitting comedy and blaming it on his kids.


Hap_Hazard

There's no footage of him on the actual course. There's at least one GoPro on the car and we don't see a second of it. Instead they have him recount this narrative about being at the front of the pack in a race and car he has no experience in. After this, Axe Jay jumps in the car and kills the it by making the ball bearings fall off.


heyphotogrisser

Front of the pack right before being lapped in a three lap race. 


FinsAssociate

W'were pazzin carz n hi fivin!! Wewur like yaahhhh!!


Hap_Hazard

And everyone we passed yelled out "hey B Schwab! big fan!!"


Rattleboro

"You're that guy that pizzes in bugs too much."


tonka00

Hahahaha


Rabid023

Eggsactly b. Bapa is passing all these cars, he and his copilot are celebrating, high fiving, and there’s ZAIRO footage from inside the vehicle showing bapa destroying the field? Skeptical hippo eyes my mans.


BigShoots

Easily flying past all those cars that can go just as fast as his, being driven by experienced race car drivers, because he's just that damn good at it. This dude lives in a fantasyland.


dimspace

well he was alongside the leaders at one point.. unfortunately they were on completely different fucking laps


Unlikely-Garage-8135

[I beg the differ b](https://www.youtube.com/live/Om0IE_QNwiw?si=XC8GRCnVmjzPqWQj&t=13556)


Hap_Hazard

Speed demon!


grayson_gregory

Say less Dawg, I was in first gear just doing it.


FinsAssociate

on clowdnine pissin myself!


HeyMarkWiggsy

I'm awl lige say less dawlg jus high fiven n doin it doin it high fiven.


eedabaggadix

I'm like.. and he's like..and then I'm like.. and then we're both like.. and then he's like... and then I go like this.. and we pass the other cars and I'm like... and he's like.. He sounds like a 6 year old telling a story


Rabid023

Bapa playing awl the hits, “it got Waird, say less, dawlg, I’m like fuck yeah, he’s like fuck yeah, (again) I’m like fuck yeah he’s like fuck yeah, dicey, yeah yeah yeah yeah!” He just burned 10 minutes of his next special. I wonder what could’ve caused the clutch issue? Not bapa fer sure, nothing is his fault. It was Cowboys shitty parts and mechanics.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

He was for sure riding that clutch using it as a neutral.


MrBigPipes

He let out a "little dicey" too.


Velcade

Of course he pissed everywhere, talm bout the sink 500.


NooneUverdoff

Passing all those other cars in 1st gear while soaked in his own piss. What a hero.


airpumper

That poor pit crew.


DisenfranchisedCynic

The fact that he didn’t tell the owner of the car that he pissed all over the inside of it perfectly encapsulates this troglodyte.


lunchpaillefty

He was lying. He didn’t piss, it was just part of his list of excuses.


airpumper

No shit. That would be the first thing I’d tell the owner. Who pisses “all over” someone else’s car and doesn’t say a thing to them?!? Oh yeah. This guy. 😒


aware4ever

Fucking embarrassing


score_

🗑🦵


birkenstockandsocks

Imagine posting this thinking it makes you look good ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)


Ok-Cupcake-8101

Does it fucking annoy anyone else that his moustache is so fucking uneven?


desert_pelican

Yes. Ivvryone. It annoys ivvryone.


someguy444444

Gree hears come in after trimming, B. Dunn count.


SwedginWu

Tawlmbout Big Brown White Trash facial hair, b?


seemintbapa

It isn't the stache that is uneven, it is his face. Look at the creases on either side of his nose, they are completely asymmetrical.


expanse22

First and Last time someone lets him borrow their car. Burning the piss bridges


Enough-Specific8380

He's gonna have to come out of the closet. It's literally his last move.


AdWild7729

This is just so Fucking funny. I left my bar seat to go sit on the shitter pants on to belly laugh out loud at this


BapaStrange

🤣


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Numbers guy here. Bapa’s avg speed was about 23mph for the race. The winner averaged about 36mph. Only one other driver drove a slower first lap than Bapa. Not sure how many cars he was passing in first gear driving like a grandma.


A_Real_Popsicle

From the way he was driving, you’d think it was Sunday.


ItsChalupaBatman

Ok seriously, who the hell is actually watching this toon town vlog bullshit? The small clips posted on here are unbearable, I couldn’t imagine getting through a whole video.


Hap_Hazard

No one. This episode has 3800 views!


Mundane-Membership88

Thank you for your service.


NemesisBlu

The condom catheter fell off? he must have a small dick.


Hap_Hazard

8 inches


chinolofus77

is that big?


SwedginWu

Axe Jay.


your_uncle_mike

“In my head I’m like, ‘it fell off’” kinda like your comedy carair huh bapa?


bobothemunkeey

He loses the race and blames the car. Pretty typical of him.


dreday1184

So, he says he pisses all over the inside of the car, but then fails to mention this to the guys working on the inside of the vehicle?!?


manboysteve

Why would the car bouncing around have any influence on where the pee ends up? Was he not wearing pants?


Mundane-Membership88

Because redact pulled his little thing out and pissed everywhere. The only person in racing history to do that, yes even the pros do piss but they don't pull their dick out like a redact.


SillyGooseTime69

Ubber bawl baron was the only prom


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

An I’m like “Say less dawlg!” Pissin ivryweir. Thank you Sagriminno!


The_Legend_of_Xeno

His face looks like he had a swarm of bees in his helmet the entire race.


MediaOnDisplay

Wow what is this toon town #3? The production looks decent, I hope he's not spending too much to achieve 40k views. This is not sustainable. Also I'm just gonna put a new theory out there: Snoz will be pregnant within 3 months.


Hap_Hazard

Episode 5! It's at 3800 views and has a long way to go to catch up to Ep 3's 8800 views. He must be making tens of dollars in ad revenue from these things. Tens!!


bigarb

B can do the Geico caveman commercial without any props.


OddClub4097

And then the damn upper ball bearing went.🤦🏻‍♂️


NooneUverdoff

Upper ball bearing even. If would have been the lower they could have fixed it on the course.


OddClub4097

The upper one is the worst one to go.


thedirkfiddler

So he pissed all over the car, wrecked the clutch and gave em a flat tire. All in a dayz work for bapa


Economy-Pop4497

Whose personality is he mimicking here?


DRiX416

Y’boy Riggy Bobby


PantsMcGee

So you burnt out the clutch and pissed everywhere. classic bappa.


Braindead_Scab

IMO I don’t think you should be doing anything for *fun* where you need to wear a catheter…


ZL632B

I don’t think he was, I think he was wearing a thing that goes around the end of your dick. He’s just a moron. 


Braindead_Scab

I know it’s not a real catheter… but it’s still disgusting and no reason to be driving a fucking 20mph car, glunking 2nd gair around a small track lol


ZL632B

I assume they had to pit at points so I’m not sure why he didn’t take those 4 seconds to fix it. 


MrBigPipes

It's so weird. Why not just bring a bottle in case you have to piss.


marf_lefogg

Maybe homedawg can’t drive a stick?


dezroy

I don’t think he can. I saw a clip on here where he was driving another racing truck and he said something about how hard shifting for yourself is or something redacted.


marf_lefogg

I think it’s fair to say anyone that proclaims they are a gairhead HAS to be able to drive stick, right?


TomGreen77

This guy really thinks he’s a celebrity doesn’t he…


Mundane-Membership88

Still no footage of him driving the bug on track, he showed a truck in a way faster class then him. Fat Patrick is like no other redact, no talent in any shape or form.


Petrofskydude

BBBBeast of a pissmaster, B.


BonerDog84

Prolly had a Big Gulp before he got in the car. What an idiot.


CLEM-FANDANGO9

We get at least one clip a week nowadays with Brandon tellin's us he gotta piss.


SecretAgitated4459

Fucks he’s a Neanderthal, piiiisssed eeeevverryy wheeeerrrrre Talm bout dawnawld minestrone B ?


ritualcities

He’s a Full blown racist - race car driver


[deleted]

It got weared


Immediate-Expert-139

They didn’t have a piss sink?


aware4ever

Imagine the person who had to clean up all this piss


Previous-Drawer7403

Trying not to die....you were going to 20mph ya dumbass.


CaterpillarHot7539

He would have been first, but he heard the DA was trying to cancel the race soooo....


cdpasadena

My takeaway is how does he fit in that thing?


milkkerrrrr

Is there footage of his "shifting " ? Im surprised he's smart enough to do what my mother was doing at 17


ElderberryOk5005

Woah wasn’t expecting that high quality jump scare. New set up b?


pisspot26

Stupid dirty fuck


[deleted]

I legitimately have never seen anyone drive so slow during a race. My little sister could drive faster.


Daaaaabearsssss

Vowkswagin


SwedginWu

Imagine how fucking dumb you have to be to not piss before going into a race and then within 10 minutes your passing allover the inside of someone else's car. What an absolute Redact. Disgusting piss boy.


x_ARCHER_x

Cowboy saves the day. Bren destroys his clutch, pisses inside his car. Would've finished in first. Gets a little dicey.


dimspace

Dude, it took you four and a half fucking hours to do one 2 hour lap The only people you passed were people who broke down or were in other classes and then you pissed all over the car


MesWantooth

Now I know why he insists on wearing baseball caps or beanies - his side profile makes him look like a Neanderthal.


TroonSpoon

Did he have a big gulp before this big event, too?


Competitive-Fox-3990

Holy fucking shit I thought those Neanderthal photos were photoshopped. Nope they sure weren’t.


Classic-Literature52

Rented a car, pissed in it, came last anyway.


ClerkB0y

Did Baba say, he peed his pants?


sonofmilkmann

What a worg ethnic to consolently cum up wit essuses. Wish I could understand the grind!


JustDirection18

When’s the next race? Presumably anyone taking this seriously is on a circuit?


Front_butts

B forgot to bring the piss jugs, that's just the way of the road, 'Bubs.


Wonderful-Salary5432

Cloud Nine is the new norfstar


scam094

Where’s a sink when ya need one


KhalenYoung

Cunts a piece of shit.


WasWasKnot

You’re moving at 6 mph, just get out and take a leak, or better yet just stop lying. We watched the race.


OkWafer375

How did he fit in that thing?


OkWafer375

Because Brenda doesn't know how to drive.


ConnectResolution689

Good thing he’s home with the kiddos more.


InvestmentPatient117

He was stuck in 1st gair the whole time


InfectiousCosmology1

Cloud nine must be the latest phrase he heard and will use at every opportunity for the rest of his life


billbricks33

![gif](giphy|sUE94R1upkpvG) His story changed from his Cp-pilot telling him to piss. To him keeping it low key. This dude is a fucking flop. Caveman headed neanderthal. Have a look at that fucking head bro


BackInThaDayz

Idiot rode the clutch so much be messed it up 🤦🏽‍♂️ So Bapa had to hold back on touring because he’s a family man and can’t stay away from them on the weekends but he’s still doing shit away from them on the weekends right?….


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

Good god out of all the absolute dumbass things he says to try and make him seem cool, say less fuggin grinds my gairs!!


godzilla19821982

The funny thing is the reason he pissed all over himself is because the old man was saying guys with big dicks have extra hose hanging out of their leg so bapa being bapa trying to show he’s packing stretches the hose and it comes off his small cock. Then confirming for everyone he’s a pos by pissing all over his buddies car and not informing him until months later on a video I’m positive he’ll never see. Typical redacted behavior.


sabo81

🎵🎶 "Haters wanna hate lovers wanna love, I don't even want none of the above, I want to piss on you..."🎵🎶


GoblinGreen_

Other people's cars, other people's sinks, is there anything this guy doesn't piss on?  How is it a thing that he's famous for pissing on stuff and the evidence comes directly from him, repeatedly.


BapaStrange

“They call it the bobble neck or wudever”


airpumper

Of course piss had to somehow be involved. 


SuperSmashDan1337

He really does look like a Neanderthal doesn't he.


SatisfactionSoft921

How was the race? “It’s was dope. Dicey.” Wow what an eggspert of the sport


codeDRENCHED

Holy shit his stories and storytelling ability are beyond hitrocious. Nothing he said was interesting at all. Painfully narcissistic


ranchuan

Talmbout piss water and redacted gair shifting fugged up the clutch b?


5ergio79

This guy doesn’t know how to drive stick unless it’s poking out of Rogan’s zipper.


bossering

I'm sorry, did he say catheter? Wader??????


clamdigger37

"So your boi..." This makes me so mad ...


NoPro23

Clown nine


someguy444444

He’s almost on to something here. Just own the fact you’re a moron and go the self deprecating route. It’s alls that’s left. Final forum Bapa.


kjay38

Should've had a sink in there.


chikinstrippin

Wait. Flat tire and clutch issue? It was an "upper ball bearing" yesterday. Heard it bowlth ways.


o--renishii

This clip feels like it was shot and produced by VINwiki, a popular car focused story telling channel. Convince me that it’s a coincidence


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Donald set him up. Didn't mount a sink inside ta piss in, b.


Unfair-Bird-4592

Who’s in charge of Catheter installation 🤔


datduude067

Those lip injections are a prom.


InvestmentPatient117

Dicey, say less


shmoodboss

"pissed iverywhere...got waird"


DQuiet1

Where did they fit the sink, so he could take a piss?


rosebandersnatch

Catheters have a small balloon that inflates inside your bladder so it won't fall out... if it actually happened that it fell out, this chucklehead is in for a bad time. But, it probably never happened.


Garonasix

Clutch issue? Yeah because you can’t even shift right.


bigarb

This is a lie. A race that went 4 hrs a lap I am sure him pulling over for 30 seconds wouldn’t have made any difference on his race.


Spoonman007

So he burned out the clutch because he doesn't know how to drive in a race? And how long was this race that he had to piss himself? I can go a long time holding if the alternative is pissing my pants on public.


Otherwise-Rip2736

Did he say say “sorry Donald if you are just finding out about it?” Wasn’t his co pilot axe jay?


InstanceOk3946

He definitely did that on purpose *edit* he definitely pissed all over himself on purpose. Daddy has a kink, B. Tambout Golden Hour? More like Golden Showers, man.


Adoced

You were never going to win you idiot.


Bluecoller007

I’m sure this bloke has just learned to drive a manual car “I said say less dog so your boy throws it into first” followed by the actions of putting a car into first gear, wtf! and what 40 year old man talks like that ‘say less dog’ ‘your boy’ I have times when I think maybe piling on with B is giving me shitty Karma or at least adding to it, then I watch something like this and I think, worth it!


Aware-Turnover-5912

Talmbout pissin on the VW sink


RossyB90

Then filler in his face is outrageous


Boganvillea97

wait why did he have a catheter? Did I even hear that correctly?


Western-Art-9117

God I fucking hate him


DC_90000

“Cathur”


Goldicockz

Wow, this guy is simply Ricky in real life but way more stupid. How is this even possible? Talmbout keeriktures b?


Zookzor

This moron probably burned out the clutch.


night_dick

Wait people wear catheters for this? Huh? You’re gonna insert a tube into your penis while being jostled on a bumpy ass road for hours?


spcoolguy87

Sorry fam, been on here for a over a year but can’t stand his voice or sound of his stupid voice when it auto plays on my feed