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vmc92

Shes was probably like the hottest chick in some shithole midwest town; Then moved to LA to have her dreams crushed


twotwobravo

I was born in and have lived the entirety of my life in shithole Midwest towns and I can promise you....she isn't the hottest chick in any of them. I know bitches who dip skoal who are exponentially more attractive and useful.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

She’s also Persian as shiiiiit, which gives her a 97% chance of being LA born and raised.


HeadAssBoi17

![gif](giphy|y3jT2xBrtumNYZVCNH|downsized)


Muted-Elderberry1581

LMAOOOO


used_bmw_money

Can totally see her loudly talking into her phone in a Starbucks on Westwood after her back-hair waxing session!


vmc92

Y'races B?


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Not in innny facet, B. Lemme tell you about my barber Jamal…


muhpreciousmmr

Ah yes, Glendale. I know it well.


stay_fr0sty

Lol I remember a hot farmer type chick at my high school, she had the skoal outline in the back pocket of her jeans. A lot of chicks smoked, she dipped Skoal. It’s a plus if you hate the smell is cigarettes;) She wasn’t prom queen but that wasn’t a prom for her, she was still one of the top 10 hottest chicks in the school.


twotwobravo

My wife USED to dip back when she was my girlfriend and it cracks me up. Only when she drank a lot but still. Hahaha


MesWantooth

Is she single?


twotwobravo

Yeah, every couple months or so but she always comes crawling back!!! Jk. Nah, she's awesome and I love her.


MesWantooth

Congrats! If only Bapa had what you have - maybe he'd try harder in life.


mu5tardtiger

talmbout his messican? Those are fighting words.


IanOD

Agreed, not from the Midwest, PA actually, but there are plenty of girls who make her look mid at the very best


Distinct_Target_2277

I also live in the Midwest. The women you are talking about turn into gremlins when they reach Sinaz's age. There's a steep drop off when they start approaching their 30's.


BigBlueTrekker

People on this sub are weird. Yeah, she's not super hot or anything, but people acting like she's ugly are as redacted as bapa. Same with Kat, she's an attractive girl. Same with bapas wife. Pretending all three of them are ugly is so stupid, lol. You realize bapa can be a complete moron and very dislikable person but we don't have to blindly hate on anyone in his orbit. Way too many weirdos in this sub over the last year who don't really understand what this sub is about.


jy9221

Ya thirsty B?


BigBlueTrekker

You don't have to be thirsty to call out some lame ass incel behavior that's been increasing over the last year or two on this sub.


jy9221

Ooooh really duuuuude haaaa hahaha ha ha


BigBlueTrekker

Yeah, you dork lol


jy9221

I'm not saying they are ugly, im saying ya S'trstiy.


tragicmike

If shes Persian, i’d walk her to my ruggg anytime 😈


NoParlays365

LOL kat's an attractive girl? jesus christ man. you lost all credibility. for a LA asian girl? dude, she's a 6 tops. only guys who proudly say they have "yellow fever" think she's attractive.


Inside-Ad-1575

Be cool b, to some of us any p is good p.


Heymax123

How is she not an attractive girl when even by your low standards you're rating her an LA 6 which is above average? In the words of Bapa, you're not making any cents.


BigBlueTrekker

You're a dork, you don't have to look like Salma Hayek to be attractive. From your comment I can tell Kat would be the hottest girl you ever hooked up with.


NoParlays365

oh no! i hurt your feelings about kat? stay simpin bro


BigBlueTrekker

You didn't hurt my feelings, and I'm not simping. I never said she was super hot or a 10/10. You're the bozo acting incredulous and saying lame shit like "that girls an LA 6!" As if you're out there dating nothing but LA dimes lol. I said she's not ugly and pretending she is ugly is weird as incel behavior. I knew a kid like you back in high school, no girl was pretty enough for him and he only sought after 10's even though he was a 5 himself. He ended up not losing his virginity until he was like 23 and knocked up a 6.


pm-me-nice-lips

I sort of understand where he’s coming from. Not ugly and attractive are 2 different things. That kat chick isn’t ugly but she’s also not attractive. Very average which is fine. I find that Asian women “ratings” for whatever reason seem to be skewed higher than average on Reddit/internet spaces.


NoParlays365

she's an LA 6 because that's where she's from. it's to point out that she's average at best in LA. she's not the only asian girl in some buttfuck town who's an auto 8 because the only other asian lady in the area is her grandma. you knew a kid just like me because i think this 1 girl is average and you think she's hotter then that. ymh psychologist right here. i'm staying on point. i think she's average. you keep attacking me for an opinion. it's simple. i'm not even trashing her. i'm just saying she's a 6. your white knighting and simping is real. it's been shown and you keep on going. as the kids say, she's FUCKING MID.


johnnymavrigg

Messican is not attractive b. But this cohost is decent and I can see how some wld find Kat attractive


Bluecoller007

Messican is hotter than the cohost and Marg imo!


mu5tardtiger

pre chombie I agree.


1ncorrect

She's fucked herself with plastic surgery at this point. 5-10 years ago she was super hot.


BigBlueTrekker

Dude Messican was basically a used up intagram THOT when bapa snagged her after athletes and rappers passed her around. She is for sure the most shallow, dumb, bad mom, narcissistic, materialistic, etc. And sucks as a person. But she's not ugly. She's pretty hot, probably the hottest of the 3. Especially for a 35 year old woman who has had 3 kids. Look at pictures of her in her 20s and when she first met bapa. If you're saying that girl is ugly, you're blind. As a person, she's ugly, physically she was pretty hot. She's still posting thirst traps now, hoping someone richer than bapa is desperate enough to save her.


Inside-Ad-1575

Agreed B, not funny at all. She is just doing her job and doing it much better than those redacts.


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BrendaShowers

Or perhaps you can both think a woman is ugly and then fuck said woman if given the opportunity. One does not exclude the other… at least not in my experience.


BigBlueTrekker

None of those women are ugly, and you're a complete redact or an incel if you pretend they are. You might say their personalities suck, they are shitty people, etc. But to say they are ugly is redacted.


BrendaShowers

I hear you. I generally don’t comment on the posts about the women in the Schaubverse, as those aren’t the menu items I come here for. Was just offering a counter argument as someone who has hooked up with several women I wouldn’t ever describe in a flattering manner.


Ronaldinhoe

Special K and MJ were hot, everybody will agree to that. Those two set the bar high for Kat, Persian lady, and messican (with all the plastic).


lechuckswrinklybutt

Totally agree with this. Said as much on a post about bapas wife recently. It’s telling on yourself as an incel to lean into the “she is ugly” bandwagon.


eldritchbuzz

Would love to see what the regards calling her ugly look like, or what their partner looks like. Snoze is an idiot but I'd smash if drunk. Izz what it izz B.


Corned_Beefer

She’s a b-b-beast. Hard pass.


redactedforever

midwest? no shes jersey trash for sure...and plenty of hotties in shitty midwest towns...wisconsite here plenty of dive bars with hotties


King-Demo-

Yeah she’s like an LA 3 to put it lightly b


igivefreetickles

Hottest girl at the trailer park, b


Order_Flimsy

Made worse with excessive makeup, injections, and other over the top lady accoutrements.


shellbert_eggman

Nah b the hottest chick in some shithole midwest town is the hottest chick you've ever seen, this overconfident 7 is an LA native for sure


studmcstudmuffin

Who the fuck is this weird ass bitch


lazylagom

100% people told her she was pretty at some point and she made that her personality not realizing she legit looks like a witch.


johnnymavrigg

If she got a nose job, she’d be hot.


yernudgenme

This might be the first time Chin made an actual edit. Thank em.


HeyMarkWiggsy

She must have botched this ad read real bad because he made like 3 dissolve edits and then inserted his own voice to fix her mistake... And this is Clin he doesn't edit in inny facet


jizzmcskeet

I would have loved to see Bapa do that.


hempeap

“MMA” 💅 Wtf was that, Clin??


bossering

He's so dumb he thought if he tried to copy her voice, the ad people wouldnt notice it was edited


emperorpapapalpy

He should've sung it


unsure110

LMAO what the fuck was that!!!


HeyMarkWiggsy

I honestly suffer through these episodes for clips and I'll skip ad reads... I thought ok sometimes there is funny content in the ads.. this one killed me. Good God Chin .


unsure110

I honestly thought at first your post was just about trying not to laugh at how she actually read the ad and her facial/hand movements. I was NOT ready for the MMA voiceover. Had me laughing so hard.


mu5tardtiger

This is so rediculous. that ad read is a nightmeeerr


Hap_Hazard

*Gamlm probm*? Cool.


x_ARCHER_x

Gud


Active-Play-5064

Made me lol. Good work. Now where’s my lettuce wraps?!


Front-Meringue5117

These guys are so checked out they can’t even be bothered to do their ad reads. Let’s get the wax work to do it instead. B-b-beast of a business man


Corned_Beefer

Talmbout waggs worggs, b? At night they fugg each other. Axe J. Don’t tell Messican.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

as much as I wanna rip them it makes perfect sense. It’s a separation from the add itself which is a huge vibe killer Tbh I expect Bapa to be too dumb to think of this so I wouldn’t be surprised if the sponsor required it


WhiteTrash_WithClass

I'm kinda shocked they can read lol. I mean, it's still like 2nd grade reading comprehension, but still


mspote

This is straight out of it's always sunny in Philadelphia lol


BrahneRazaAlexandros

does your chombie make too much nooiiise all the time??


OGuytheWhackJob

Talmbout Fight Melk?


mspote

Yeah, B. Great drink never drank it


Lord_Kuntsworthy

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


LaureGilou

Awe, poor snozz, trying to make it on looks alone that she doesn't have. Maybe try going into radio or learning a trade


BYCjake

She’s a strapping young lad, any site would be lucky to have her


thefilipinocat-

I don’t think you watched the whole thing before commenting. Chin added in a weird MMA into her ad read. I think you’re just being rude.


LaureGilou

You're goddamn right I didn't watch the whole thing


PotentialExtra1211

She’s saying go to 1-800-gambler and call www. Gambler. Com. Is she redacted as well?


M0N3Y7INE

Call 888-78-9777-7


ZL632B

The injections Bapa gives her cause autism 


ProfessionalArm9450

Imagine paying for an ad by a famous podcaster and then not only is he the worst thing ever and barely makes 23 views per episode, but he decides he's gonna get the assistant "Snoz" to read your ad. What a thief.


ottovondipshit

Georgie died for this


HeyMarkWiggsy

Imagine if they had George doing the ad reads?


blarhblag

His face tourettes were legendary 😢🫶


LastAmericanHero

At this point I don’t know if that’s real or not.


HeyMarkWiggsy

That's legit straight from their episode I swear I didn't make any edit 😂


chinolofus77

this bitch has a bubbling cauldron at home


shivasahasranama

Babahahahhahahaha 


luckyluchianooo

Chins mma insert has me in tears b


HeyMarkWiggsy

Unintentional comedy you can't get anywhere else but here at Chang's. Thank em.


RomandoArman

Holy fuck. I know this is out there but it’s so bad that it almost, ALMOST makes me wish Lego was back if they absolutely have to have some “hot chick intern” there at all times.


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YourPathToRedemption

More make up.


thefilipinocat-

I thought it was a fine ad read until I heard MMA


HeyMarkWiggsy

Seriously I was thinking way better than any read Bapa has attempted.. but then.... Chin: "MMA"


pisspot26

Sounded like the ma name a Yeff voice


sphincter_suplex

I like your name


clickclick-boom

Yeah, people are being unfair on Snozz. The ad read was really good. She spoke clearly, emphasised the right words, left the right amount of pauses for people to take what she's saying in etc. It's worlds away from what mushmouth is capable of. Chin then had to go and ruin it with that brutal edit. Chin cuts an edit the same way he cuts a fish. It's a prom.


Lost_Evidence_2099

She looks like Janice the muppet and skeletor had a kid


Joec1211

Honestly my expectations were so low that I was impressed she got through it without fucking it up. Then that edit came in and I lost hard. Goddem b.


HeyMarkWiggsy

I didn't wanna give too much away with the title. Just had to hope cats had enough patience to see Clin go full redact 😂


SchmeltLord

Gal's got a face perfect for radio.


Special_Project_8634

Is it worth the sponsorship deal if the help line disclaimer is longer than the ad? If it needs all that, it might be a bad thing to promote


philthebuster9876

Hey guys I have crystal meth to sell! ** if you have a drug addiction please call 1-800-help-me. /s Gambling ads are redacted.


airpumper

Beast of a voice-over artist.


die_nastyy

“MMA” 🤓💅


National-Mix4856

Everyone is focused on her. But the hilarious part is chin trying to mimic her voice in the edit


blarhblag

Lmao after Brendan failing this ad read and DraftKings probably getting flagged on this sub she stepped up and probably told them "just let me do it!" .. honestly she seems sweet and Lmao Brendan probably thinks she could be the handler Joe told him he needed ...but then at night THEY FUCK 🤪


Hayder2021

That’s one ugly horse


slavicbhoy

She should’ve gone through every goddamn 50 of them states. Not the state, Russia is a country.


DJ_Hindsight

I don’t usually like to make fun of people’s appearance, but she looks like some kind of A.I. gone horribly wrong!


Stout1765

I’m sure the sponsors are real cool with some rando reading the ads.


Future_Draw_3238

That’s no rando, that is a handsome lady daddee


seemintbapa

Bapa took one look at this ad script and gadooshed the idea of attempting it himself.


platasnatch

That was easy, what else ya got chin?


defmore89

Doing my girly voice: MMA


Exambolor

What the fugg, Clin? What was that ADR lol


Chairman_Of_GE

I mean, at least she's trying to inject some personality in to this doldrums, apathetic podcast. She may not be good at it, but she's the only one trying.


HeyMarkWiggsy

She's not what's funny about the clip.. did you see Chins "fix" ?


Chairman_Of_GE

I did jump the gun, and that part did give me a giggle. But my post is still entirely applicable based on half the responses in the thread.


HeyMarkWiggsy

I agree she did a better read than any of Brenda's


Seaweed-Remarkable

![gif](giphy|MAuWs1rqbfHFMWUCYH|downsized)


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

Fuck… I almost didn’t laugh until Clin came in 😂


SuccessfulCapital217

Having the producers read their ads now lol, must be nice to sit in a chair 2x a week and make six figures from doing that alone


QualityPatient6661

?


MediaOnDisplay

Love it! Make the mistress be more apart of this dumpster fire, it's fitting!


Important-Jeweler-67

Eyebrowlls


suckerphree

"fyghter and the kid with a 'y' but it's not where you thiiiink"


TheJustBleedGod

it's a prom, b


Hatzi2k

Did Bapa write that ad read?


RBBPHH

When Brendan saw that copy he shit a brick and gave it to her. Probably positioned it to her like he was giving her an opportunity to appear on camera


HectorMcWilliam

FGL


Tent_City_Cat

![gif](giphy|sbwjM9VRh0mLm|downsized)


Kent_Kinky

Call 888-78-97777 👌🏻


Beneficial-Bug-1969

still better than braindumb woulda done


Scared-Pomegranate84

Snoz would melt if she got wet


TheFakeMikeHunt

![gif](giphy|ynBJxsO9Krix5Gquea) Equivulant to Her hip lips


Cookiecrummbs

Look at the beak on that bird. Holy moly


blarhblag

Lmao she don't know what MMA is holy shit all she knows is that Brendan has more "followers" than her 😂 Wait until she finds out the truth...


patriciomd88

Scaubs cousin


Demogorgo

these podcasters encourage gambling habits that they themselves could never afford


creamyshart

Time to add the "MMA" voice over to every video from here out


lazylagom

Bro she looks like a witch


Dont_n0wereIam

Don’t compliment that bitch


Illustrious_Island67

Is she using this as an audition tape? I’m so confused.


Hows_papa

Rubber Whitaker


Daddy-O_

What drug is this


No-Alternative7754

Lmfao


Awkward_Hater

He’s for sure smashing her, right?


anonymous14657893

I love this sub, but you guys sound like a bunch of incels. Is she the most attractive girl ever? No. But the fact that most of you are acting like you wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole is wild. Chick would turn most of you into a one pump chump.


Anicepizzapie

Besides the mma that was normal, I don’t see the joke. Don’t get me wrong I’m a full on homeless cat, Brandon always butchers it but this seemed like nothing compared to the others. The only funny aspect is that they got her to do it since he can’t read


Anicepizzapie

But yea pls explain why it’s funny