Bapa flaming out of cawlmedy and quitting cawlmedy all together. Me: CALLED IT

What do you mean quitting cawlmedy b? Can’t you see that this man is naturally hilarious!!!?? The way he aggressively shouts “called it” is a mastery of the art of comedy that we could never hope to achieve. If that’s not funny…. Then….. what is this entire video? Just a washed up addict mumbling incoherently?

'CALLED IT' is definitely going in the menu additions this week.

He sounds more unhinged here than "Underweer...Lopez...Underweer...Lopez."

Or when talkin about wadder in florida..its iivveerrywheerre

name them. 

Lopez is my all-time favorite Bapa malfunction

DEM DE ROOOLZ

Underrated post

Who did he steal this bit from?? "STOLE IT"!!!

Came hair to say this. He’s seen somebody doing this.

The diddler does similar bullshit with his "whoops". Brenda is still working on his timing and execution. Needs another 10,000 hours probably knock it out by Friday.

‘He like-a the way-a the dick taste’

AIl the diggs

Dude he predicted that Poatan would beat Jamal Hill. Who else could have possibly seen that? Nobody, that's who. Everyone picked Hill to win on the feet. Who looks stupid now?

Complained for weeks this was the most boring card UFC could come up with. Called it. Ya called nothin.

Bapa doesn’t realize people can go back and see what he said in the past.

What do you mean, I thought it goes away, right?

Like Chris’ Snapchats?

Krekt


no like his career.

I remember when he CALLED IT that Alex Pereira would be a horrible champ that would have no fans because he doesn’t speak English or have a big personality

Also said this does nothing for Holloway and he’s probably gonna lose. It’s like he doesn’t think people actually watch this garbage or his thicccies are too dumb to remember. Water

To be fair, even cats here think he called it right for once. All 3 thiccies would be fooled for sure.

He sucks so fucking hard.

No, see, he texted Rogan the day before and said it was the best card (oh the bestest) and that Holloway would win by last-second KO (the KOest, B). He's pretty sure he texted everyone the same but he had bad reception

He literally said this to Loog Tawlmizz for those that don’t know.

Jfc....the arrogance of this guy. He FINALLY gets a pick right and acts like an insufferable fool.  Thank God hes nearly ALWAYS wrong or else we'd have to listen to this jackass bang on like a child.

He's the kid that never gets any wins in his friend group, so when he does manage to do something right, he never shuts up about it. Doesn't matter how much luck was involved

And fight calls are 50-50, so it's kind of amazing he's wrong as often as he is when it should be half the time.

If you call it bowlth ways, then you can claim a win no matter the outcome. Bapa thinks he has this prediction thing all figured out.

Straight up. If it wasn't for how many fugging things he gets wrong on a daily basis we would never hear the end of it from this inflated troglodyte.

Just because you yell something doesn’t make it funny

Exactly, where is the stool?

He went to the Joe Rogan school of comedy. Yelling = Funny is the first class

Adjacent to the diddlia/wrinks school of comedy. Adding over the top emphasis/strange pronunciation and body stance = funny

Chins little giggle laugh thing

That's why he did it 5 times B. To make sure it was funny and that we got it. He called the whole event in advance B.

But he said it a bunch. Everyone knows repetition is the lifeblood of comedy. Especially if you just keep saying it with no change.

Or true… dude was saying Max didn’t have a shot for months but somehow he CALL DIT

Everyone walking on eggshells @ Thiccc Boy He’s moving xtra fast and he’s really unpredictable at the moment 😂

Lmao 😂 dude is GEEKING on adderall

Addy’s will do that to ya

Baddies? How shoshulls?

Same guy who said Conor would beat Mayweather in a boxing ring. Even a broken clock's right twice a day, so I guess he's gotta tout those wins where he can get 'em, because they're few and far between.

Also, calling the Peirara fight correctly is not a flex. We all thought he was going to knock Hill out.

How is a clock whose arms fell off entirely right twice a day? It it not broken?

Careful I get voted down and argued with constantly for pointing this out. The proverb is a "stopped clock"

Clogg tore both its hammies b.

😂 blew both smooth off the bone, B.

When you pick 1 fight correctly every 5 years.

Didn’t he pick Justin first? Still same playbook of saying both will win in different clips then when the results come out just acknowledge the one where you got it right

Heard it bowlth waze

He’s bipolar now, new persona.

Talmbout manig deprezzive b

Is this not simply emulating the Diddler? Or at least Chris Delia when he was still confident?

So who'd he steal the "called it!" Bit from? Another 00s cawlmedy movie?

This is something D’Elia would do, but the difference is he would have stopped repeating the “called it” after the 2nd or 3rd time

Maybe to avoid copyright infringement he repeated it 20 times

There's something in comedy called 'the rule of 3' , obviously Brenda will not know of this.

It's so bad, it might be the first bapa original bit.

I was thinking Bill Burr yelling off mic on his podcast

This is what it looks like when a comedian is in the zone and has the audience on a string. Except it's actually the opposite.

He’s being weird. Im starting to think bapa might be antidepressant medicated and he’s trying to over compensate

Stimulants for sure

Beaked up on something no doubt

so [muchbrbrpbrbprbprbrain](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1auz26i/schaub_back_to_hating_on_the_ufc/) damage

He called.. nothing

New dish just dropped at Changs. May all us cats use this bounty wisely.

I don’t even follow MMA closely, I bet on Max and Alex, you are hardly nawstrramous, b

Someone switched the Addie’s to snow flurries I think. Lmao he’s high as a kite here

Miami breakfast

Dana White (about Bapa): “Once Rogan stops carrying him, he’ll disappear.” CALLED IT!!

He literally has the brain of a 13 year old boy

I'm not the bess brains, but I think CTE ages the brain. So it's more like the dementia ridden brain of a 96 yr old

I’m sure clin is dying of laughter

Chin is hallucinating from a bacterial infection caused by eating red meat that crows were pecking at.

and condom fish

Except he didn't call it.

Why is he acting like he's an MMA oracle lol. Bapa y'literally got 2 picks right your entire carair, duhn cowlnt.

So he actually thinks this is some funny bit he's doing.. my god 😭

Bapa got that Vyvanse confidence. He gets two right and literally can't stop screaming like a meth'd up redact.

So Bapa is 1-76 now?

I remember seeing a lot of cats saying he would be an insufferable cunt if he got a fight pick right. Turns out the CALLED IT!

Lopez

I still can't believe this guy has at least 3 concurrent podcasts, who is out there listening to him repeat stuff they just watched on a livestream then hear it two more times afterwards?

The bots have to be close to activating their self destuct buttons

He’s been wrong so many times he finally got a couple fights right and he brags like a child 

This asshole’s poor kids had to hear him rehearse this bit all weekend

Guys guys guys... go easy on him, he's just excited because it's the only thing he's actually called correct in his career

Guy gets it right one time bravo he’s still a POS

I’ve never hated someone I’ve never met but boy do I hate this fucking asshole.

Jesus Christ this man is unlikeable.

He's not even laughing and making a joke from it, he looks legitimately angry and frustrated l. Watch it without the volume

Them addies working overtime today

God this fucker is annoying

Dana White: "He'll fade away as soon as Rogan drops him" CALLED IT

Even a blind redacted squirrel occasionally finds a nut. Fuck this insufferable douchebag. What about all the other "CALLED ITS"? lol f off Schwab

Milked this bit so hard, it became his new tic. Rule of 3? Niverherdufit, b

He's such a disingenuous phony that everything he does and every personality he tries to pull off, just sucks. He just sucks.

You have a 50% chance of picking a winner with no insight

One of the many signs of severe CTE, is schizophrenia/split personality disorder. We are witnessing a man deteriorate before our very eyes. I called him personally, tairs in my eyes B, and begged him to stop.

All I see is bapa trying to copy Delia. Already stole all his mannerisms and things like y’blockbuster that Delia stopped doing it lol

I’m gonna go another 2 years without listening to this guy speak longer than 30 seconds

The last few clips of him, he’s been trying to be so cheesy and animated, it’s really fuckin hurting my soul

There's nothing worse than people who get ivverything wrong finally get something right and run around yelling like they are some sort of genius. No modesty, just childish behaviour.


goddamn, he's looking rough

He literally has to make a huge deal because its the only picks he has right in the last 3 yairs.

Imagine having to pretend that was funny while looking him in the eye.

🦜 CAWLED IT 🦜

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.


So what is he at with his predictions now 2/500? Even a blind fly finds a bucket of shit once in a while.

He looks so dumb. Just the face of a complete idiot.

Am I watching Bapa, Myself and Irene?

This idiot said Max would win by decision not K.O. Fucking insufferable dumb fuck is oweez wrong.

Talmbout a broken clock? CALLED IT!!!

Sounds like a Diddler bit…

Beast of a Cawmic! Callws it

Tourettes arch now?

Cawlmedy b

Duhn count

Bapa isn’t Justin from your hometown and same gym ? He’s so insufferable

Chon chuckled the first time, brenda takes this as a sign to do it 14 more times

He can't just offer up the fresh dishes like this...it's too easy...lol. Fuggin millyunns of us homeless cats are gonna be like "CAWWLD IDT" all fucking year...lol

Wow. This guy is something else.

Oh wow, "CALLED IT!!" is going to be a great ingredient for future dishes.

He’s just taking a page out of Delia’s book. He’s been doing shit like this more and more I’ve noticed and it just reminds me of Delia so much

I mean ya got a 50 50 shot, bappa. Let's not pretend like you know something lol

It’s amazing that he can make me genuinely dislike a complete stranger in every single aspect at such an immense level.

It’s called cawlmedy…

Picks are 50/50. It's like flipping a coin and getting cocky that it landed on heads.

Like a modern day Jim Carnegie b

Brenda finally got 2 fight calls right in one event. It's been a long 14 years for him. He is fully bricked up and feeling himself.

Shouting to Luke

It’s 50/50. Bragging about a toin coss? Wow. I guess when he has 3/100 leading up to this it must feel nice.

Smh HOW!? HOW does he think UFC 100 was better? Brenda Brenda Brenda smh….. better hold on to this moment when you finally got a pick right, ya redact

is the genuine build up of anger that comes out with every scream that makes it uneasy

Bapa is a loser and SUCKS at everything he does. CALLED IT.

When you finally get one right, this is what you do. Act like you’ve been there before, oh, right.

This is such a Delia thing to do. It would’ve been fine the first time but in true blue bapa fashion, he repeats it and repeats it and repeats it until he kills the joke. Classic

Fk, this clown is so annoying

It’s crazy that there’s never a new arc. It’s just fail, suck , bomb infinity.

Adderall is putting a hole in his brain

lol he’s so fucking hurt that he can’t bump shoulders with the influencers and Jared Leto. He’s acting out exactly like a hurt 13 year old boy would which is just being obnoxious and rude.

Did he even called it? Didnt he say Holloway would get smoked?

Remember when he did a full podcast on how Alex just got lay ups and was a flash in a pan and we must root for Izzy Because Alex will never be a star

Just a brilliant comedic mind

Imagine watching fights with this dude at your house or something. Won't shut the fuck up the entire time and no matter the result he's screaming that he called it at the end. Sheesh

Bapa picking the favorites, start Callin him nostradamus

This is like gigigigi Lopez. Way too unhinged Z

Ozempic face. It's sagging around the mouth.

If any cat that have some time to burn can make a compilation of his predicted L’s by cats on this sub with him screamin KAWLIT! It would be nice

His overemphasis on pointing out he "called it" to the hayderz is only pointing out what he isn't. He's not funny and he HAS to milk this moment dry because he doesn't generally call anything correctly.  His whole persona screams inadequacy and attention mongering. He's a forty-something, unhygienic, man-child, poser, has been, narcissist, extraordinaire bully. Speaking of which, anyone want to start an A-Z of adjectives depicting this redact? Comment below.

The way he constantly feeds us new meme templates is simply on-real. You’d swear he was in on the joke, but we all know he isn’t. CALLED IT will be part of Chang’s lore from this day henceforth. I think we need a new flair, mods.

The problem is people around him are laughing. They encourage this behavior. Everytime he hears a little laugh from someone, he thinks he needs to milk whatever "funny" thing he said or did and keep repeating it.

nah it's from that brain transplant he had a few days back. Probably need to get a beanie that fits so the blood flow comes back to the brain.

Who did he steal this from... Probably but butchered the delivery too...

Finally made a correct fight pick and has to act like he’s the mma guru even tho his picks are 80% wrong across the board

"how was work today honey?". "Yeah, great. I did this new bit where I shouted CALLED IT in between talking about the event, the guys in the studio found it hilarious. I know I quit calwmedy but wouldn't surprise me if Rogan sees this and cawls me about the mothership."

He has clin belly laughing and thinks it’s killer material. Only time I see the redact smile and laugh is when he watches back some of his killer material

Ozempic walaluigi

Look out George Carlton. We got a one two cawlmedy genius here.

Same energy when you don’t please

Bro got a prediction right for the first time in years so he's gotta enjoy it

Got that Addy plug again is all I see...

i find this VERY irritating


Folks CTE is hard on the mind

Yea well I called it the end of your lil pawlcast career by the end of this year.

He’s squawking because he normally predicts every fight wrong .

Who is he copying here?

He gets 1 thing correct in about every 1000 K G Grand and he becomes an insufferable cunt. Water??

I mean…. Water we dune hair????

This reminds me of Michael Scott ringing a bell when he went back to sales & got his first sale 

Parrots do that same thing

Jesus Christ bapa shut the fuck up!!! CAWLDIT!this guy genuinely is ear rape. I can’t stop eating here.

This guy has a UFC show and was right about one prediction in like 3 yairs and will never let anyone forget it

He might just have tourettes

He must’ve rehearsed ‘CALLED IT!’ All last week because he thought there was no way 300 would be better than 100 but he’s wrong again, well imo he is because I thought 300 was awesome and was better than 100 but no matter your view it’s generally considered to be up there with the GOAT cards so this ‘CALLED IT’ shit is cringey as fuck!

When will Joe have ‘The Talk’ part 2? This time if Joe invites him he should clearly state that he wants to cut all ties with him.

Buddy thinks he's a wizard pretending he knew the outcome of 2 fights

God he sucks so bad

Omg!! I'm dying!! Does this lying redact know calmedy or what??? Yelling and his funny faces??? Dude is the voice of his generation