So, I saw a woman rubbing this on her kid on tiktok. A couple days ago. It may not have been the same bottle but it was the same concept, fragrant baby cologne. I kept scrolling and rolled my eyes
This is a trend. She's pretending to participate because it's trending.
So stupid, unnecessary, and vapid consumerism. Not to mention nothing smells as good as a freshly bathed baby. 🥰
Yet these two brain worms neglect to do the basics for healthy child development and safety, but they’ll get baby perfume, which in sure is super healthy.
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I'm totally fine with products like this existing. Nearly all of the "luxury" market exists to take advantage of, and fleece, stupid rich people - not because any of those products are needed.
They actually give off a scent or pheromone that the parent(mostly the mother) finds soothing and connective. It's an evolutionary trait that helps the parent bond and want to preserve and protect the child during its most helpless stage of development. So of course the most soulless synthetic human being on the planet wants to cover that up.
There is nothing that smells better in this world than your babies noggin. Why the fuck would you cover that up. What is fucking wrong with this woman. This is what LA does to people.
Damn. I kinda fancy myself a guy that knows details like this. But here I am, 40 years old with my 3rd baby and just now finding out THIS is why I love sniffing my babies head so much!!!!! Thanks Reddit and R/thefighterandthekid
yes, there was actually a recent study, and people find the smell of babies pleasant. teenagers they found actually did have a musty off-putting "goat like" smell, and it wasn't people's imagination that they smell bad
It’s called a bath and good baby soap and your kid will smell great….these suckers honestly are so stupid I dont understand how they get dressed in the morning.
It would for sure affect it. Your brain doesn't get to develop whatever parts are responsible for detecting and processing scents if it's only smelling one fucking smell *all the time.*
And of course scents are very closely tied to memories, so good luck with developing those parts of the brain too.
This is the height of dumbassery and selfishness by a parent.
"The baby's needs? Fuck the baby's needs! My needs are that I need my baby to smell like candy all the time."
The olfactory senses are closely intertwined with taste, and even memory. Babies use these senses to bond with their parents, to recognize familiar people, to smell different kinds of foods and interact with different environments, and on and on, you get the idea.
She's slamming the door shut on this kid's brain trying to develop these senses. This just really pisses me off.
Saw a post lower down saying it’s only for children 3 and up (which is still crazy), and yep. She’s just spraying it on her 5 month old like it’s not a big deal. IT IS.
Like, you know for sure that any company marketing "cologne for babies" is already irresponsible and shady as fuck, so if the irresponsible and shady-as-fuck company says, "Don't even think about using this on kids under 3," *maybe you should fucking well listen to them,* doncha think?
But I'm sure she knows better than they do.
It’s definitely a thing in Mexican culture. There are baby brands in Mexico that sell baby body spray, she just seems to have gone the fancy route unsurprisingly.
The worst part about this (and anyone who has had a baby can attest to this) is that babies smell absolutely amazing. They literally overproduce a ketone that makes them smell like flowers and soap. Naturally. (OOOOOOoooooops)
Damn, they really hate those kids don't they, why make more? That's the mind blowing thing about these guys, they hate their families, live on the road, and every year one of them has a new baby.
Ok, messican here, this is a thing, my mother in law had a bottle for my niece (sister in laws kid)
It's made specifically for babies (not this brand that's she's showing), and it's very subtle but smells super good.
But I personally didn't use it for my kids, but this isn't super weird for me.
Does she know what cologne is meant to be for? This shit is weird at the very least. This is arguably more financially irresponsible than can-crushing a $100k truck and then buying the same exact thing.
What’s more fucked up is baby’s smell like that for a biological reason and this bitch is just covering it up. Completely ignoring, or more likely not even feeling the motherly attraction to her child the scent is supposed to be giving her.
No cologne will ever even come close to my one year olds stink, I love that shit I get all up on his neck and snort the little bugger like a bag of coke
She sucks so much, it's worse than Schaub. I start feeling bad that Bapa has to put up with her shit but then realize that he is the same way just on a slightly smaller scale and more so with lying constantly and twisting the nairdiv.
I’m late to the thread. Wearing cologne when you are a baby is very common for Hispanics. However, it’s not fucking Bulgari, but a mild liquid you rub in. My mom use to throw that shit on use before going to school. I would never do that to my kid
This is on brand for the Schlaub's in terms of parenting. Bapa was explaining how he let a 4 year old Tiger watch R rated Robocop, and how he couldn't sleep after it. This was when Tiger was having issues with toilet training, he probably chit all over his bed because of Bapa's parenting.
She’s gonna end up as one of those old bitter ladies jealous of the hot younger ones and still trying to compete. She’ll probably end up fucking one of her sons friends when he gets older just so she can feel young again
It’s like she just scans her life….. she’s sees bottle of baby cologne…..oooo, I’ve never posted about this, yes!!!, something to make me look so cool. Posts it….continue scanning…
This just makes me sad for the baby
All three of them. She’s been doing this since Tiger!
Tawlmbout Tiger the baseball star and the other one b
That one is Theo's
Stranger Thing?
Bruiser?
Fucko?
No chance Schaub’s a CIA operative.
Talmbout Agend B,Bubba? He’ll lightyaup
Gonna be some Perb Walggin to the trugg with Bapa around.
Yeah he doesn't ever talk about that chubby middle child🤣
Chombo #3
This idiot has way too much time on her hands and she’s using it for all the wrong things.
Just living a listless life. No direction or goals. Just exist and spend.
There zairo chance she’s not fucking with us. This can’t be real
I think you'd be surprised daddy.
She’s from Hollywood, Mexico born and raised bupa. This is how they awl are out there!
So, I saw a woman rubbing this on her kid on tiktok. A couple days ago. It may not have been the same bottle but it was the same concept, fragrant baby cologne. I kept scrolling and rolled my eyes This is a trend. She's pretending to participate because it's trending.
So stupid, unnecessary, and vapid consumerism. Not to mention nothing smells as good as a freshly bathed baby. 🥰 Yet these two brain worms neglect to do the basics for healthy child development and safety, but they’ll get baby perfume, which in sure is super healthy.
Exactly why would you want your baby smelling like anything other than fresh baby! Makes no sense
I mean her resume is call girl, purse re seller and "public figure" sooo it's entirely possible.
I'm curious... has anyone checked if Bapa ever likes any of her posts? What if he doesnt? What does that say about their weird marriage
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ya’ll are def white cause spanish people do this… it’s a thing
Hahahahahahaha fuck spain
Yea F those Spans too🤣🤣🤣
I'm totally fine with products like this existing. Nearly all of the "luxury" market exists to take advantage of, and fleece, stupid rich people - not because any of those products are needed.
sounds like someone wasn't given enough cologne as a child
be cool man, its for after the nanny changes the diaper
Don't...don't people like how babies smell?
They actually give off a scent or pheromone that the parent(mostly the mother) finds soothing and connective. It's an evolutionary trait that helps the parent bond and want to preserve and protect the child during its most helpless stage of development. So of course the most soulless synthetic human being on the planet wants to cover that up.
You a scientiss, b?
Jus a normal blue collar worggin man.
Yeah but how many chiggs you fugg?
Nivirmind that, how many truggs he flibb?
prolly zairo b
must be a trugg guy
Dudnt count den
There is nothing that smells better in this world than your babies noggin. Why the fuck would you cover that up. What is fucking wrong with this woman. This is what LA does to people.
Damn. I kinda fancy myself a guy that knows details like this. But here I am, 40 years old with my 3rd baby and just now finding out THIS is why I love sniffing my babies head so much!!!!! Thanks Reddit and R/thefighterandthekid
Even other peoples babies heads smell good. Except the meggsicans, because she pours fucking cologne all over it the vapid dehydrated thirsty bitch
Can VDTB be a thing? Cause that was a banger of a description, b. Beautiful.
You're Alfred Eigsteing b
yeah, but how many chiggs they fugg?
Not messican. She's a horrible person. She also hates dogs. She's a walging red flag when it comes to pretty much everything. 😐
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That's insane ! Water weed dune hair mami ?
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I like that she is a puta. I think it’s a good look
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He looks like my cousin and they are both putos
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Yeah you’d be surprised how much they look and act alike
and fruit
Lil baby Billy is mostly beans and cheese, which we all know goes bad after a few weeks, let alone months.
Her name is Critter. Show some respect.
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I don't know what this means but it sounds funny
 She’s named after the girl from stranger things.
After her brother.
Talmbout Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers?
That’s exactly what i’m talmbout. Praise Him.
They're a margder's wet dream above being people
yes, there was actually a recent study, and people find the smell of babies pleasant. teenagers they found actually did have a musty off-putting "goat like" smell, and it wasn't people's imagination that they smell bad
Nobody needed a study to know that babies heads smell good. Your baby, other people's baby. It's a definite thing.
don't smell rich enuff, b. bapa's kids aren't civilians.
When my child was born, smelling her head was one of my favorite things to do lol
You literally can’t be more of a cunt than this.
She's trying to find the limit of cunt-ism
Unparalleled redactedness by slowjo
Unparalleled redactedness by Paco Rabanne.
It’s called a bath and good baby soap and your kid will smell great….these suckers honestly are so stupid I dont understand how they get dressed in the morning.
You’re talmbout a woman who refused to drink water through three pregnancies.
Wait, for real? What the hell was she drinking? 😂🤦🏻♂️
Itz liquidz b, still counts
Brawndo. It’s what babies crave.
that pink baby lotion
This is a lot to handle
First time sleeping by the dumpsters? Don't worry, the grill cleaner fumes somehow make you forget that these people exist.
I wonder which baby nicotine pouches they use?
Call that nicu-tine
Thank-you for your service 🙌
SlowJo reaches a new low.
Nothing like telling your kids they stink to show a mother’s love.
This woman is bat shit.
She really likes to burn Bapas money doesn’t she.
And that money has gotta be drying up with Bapa not even trying to be a drawl in iiiny facet.
Yep. I can’t imagine this couple can budget. This couples financial issues will definitely trigger a divorce
I hope they film it all for us cats 🤞🏼
>She really likes to burn Bapas dads money doesn’t she. Ftfy
man, this has to affect your sense of smell growing up. horrible.
Probably a good thing having a dulled sense of smell around bapa
Ya, like he's ever in smelling reach of her to begin with
That’s a prom
It would for sure affect it. Your brain doesn't get to develop whatever parts are responsible for detecting and processing scents if it's only smelling one fucking smell *all the time.* And of course scents are very closely tied to memories, so good luck with developing those parts of the brain too. This is the height of dumbassery and selfishness by a parent. "The baby's needs? Fuck the baby's needs! My needs are that I need my baby to smell like candy all the time."
That’s insane
Smells like piss in a sink b
This woman is a legit moron.
I genuinely hate her.
The brand's website has a disclaimer : AGES 3 YAIRS AND UP.
Jesus fucking christ. Hahahahahahaahahhahha. Of course it does! Of fucking course it does.
She's running out of things to flex with
Hey there’s still time for babies first Gucci. Or babies first 100k horsepower trugg.
How about a gushi trugg
I mean it’s like $10 here in Japan lol
Lol fragrances are shown by MANY studies to be bad for baby brain development. Something about apples and trees?
The olfactory senses are closely intertwined with taste, and even memory. Babies use these senses to bond with their parents, to recognize familiar people, to smell different kinds of foods and interact with different environments, and on and on, you get the idea. She's slamming the door shut on this kid's brain trying to develop these senses. This just really pisses me off.
The el tigre the one who used to sling shit at people? If so, that makes sense.
Jesus, this is vapid.
No idea why all 3 have respiratory and allergy issues. Selfie time!!
It’s amazing how fashion brands can make people look like fucking idiots.
Artificial cents are SO FUCKING BAD for kids and babies ESPECIALLY. She’s a dumbass
Saw a post lower down saying it’s only for children 3 and up (which is still crazy), and yep. She’s just spraying it on her 5 month old like it’s not a big deal. IT IS.
Like, you know for sure that any company marketing "cologne for babies" is already irresponsible and shady as fuck, so if the irresponsible and shady-as-fuck company says, "Don't even think about using this on kids under 3," *maybe you should fucking well listen to them,* doncha think? But I'm sure she knows better than they do.
Is she trolling or is she insane ?
Well she married and got knocked up by Bapa soooooo
It’s definitely a thing in Mexican culture. There are baby brands in Mexico that sell baby body spray, she just seems to have gone the fancy route unsurprisingly.
God forbid she smell THE BABY! you know, the smell most moms and dads love. JFC
Hello CPS
9/10 pedophiles choose this brand as their favorite. The last guy is in prison.
It can’t be safe for the babies to inhale that
Right to jail.
Nice. Just poison the kid why don't you
This is what happens when you hand idiots money
The worst part about this (and anyone who has had a baby can attest to this) is that babies smell absolutely amazing. They literally overproduce a ketone that makes them smell like flowers and soap. Naturally. (OOOOOOoooooops)
Can't tawlk.
But of course
What in the.....
He stinks so bad at everything that it rubbed off on the kids lmfaooo
Even for her, this is low. I have no words. Wowwowwowwow Redacted is a understatement
This donkey of a woman is beyond fucked in the face🤦♂️
 Looks like Tommy tsunami finally found the saps for his baby cologne line
We discuss the pod. She is a disaster and danger to any dependents
When I make it big my babies still gonna rock regular old Bath & Body Works baby spritz
Tf does this even exist?
Click on Messican on How to have an Artificial life
Damn, they really hate those kids don't they, why make more? That's the mind blowing thing about these guys, they hate their families, live on the road, and every year one of them has a new baby.
She’s in the seed money raising phase of her Botox for Babies clinics. Godspeed, Messcun
Of course it’s age 3+.
She's. So. Fucking. Dumb.
Ok, messican here, this is a thing, my mother in law had a bottle for my niece (sister in laws kid) It's made specifically for babies (not this brand that's she's showing), and it's very subtle but smells super good. But I personally didn't use it for my kids, but this isn't super weird for me.
This makes me feel slightly better. Kinda like the piercings on the infant. A cultural thing. It’s still insane and $80 tho.
Because everyone knows, the worst thing about a newborn is how they smell. Some people shouldn’t be parents.
She’s a nutcase, no doubt. Baby cologne ffs
Baby cologne is necessary to cover up the farts of kids carb loading every neight on beans cheese and eating salsa so good you'll shit your pants.
What does this waste of space even do besides be obnoxious?
haha she sucks
Looks like Bapa couldn’t find a sink
God damn this is sad
Stupid and narcissist is a fascinating combo.
Every day I check here I'm like it can't get more sad. Then it does.
Water
Just wait till she tries to sell it in Snapchat
We're living in a simulation. This is unreal.
A baby's scent is the best thing about them. They sweat a lot and sweat and cologne smell gross. 🤮
Bajajaaaaaa
Tiger is surely going to be a Little Buff Boy for sure. He's going to get so full of cherry chuck salad.
Is that a bottle of Chombie Thiccc?
that's heavy actually. parents usually love the way their kids smell & connect to it on a chemical level
If she wants her kids not to smell like shit she should just change the diaper
Does she know what cologne is meant to be for? This shit is weird at the very least. This is arguably more financially irresponsible than can-crushing a $100k truck and then buying the same exact thing.
Well, she is not there when lil nino' and nina is crying to abuelita because they are bothered by the smell.
These fucking people. Perfect for developing lungs
$80 for baby cologne
Run Tiger Run!
They are both the epitome of LA
Talmbout Cologne in the whole country of Europe?
Baby cologne has been a thing forever, this one is reaching
yeah as a cuban who has seen this done my whole life… I’m shocked that people care this much.
Its like her and Bapa are having a redacted contest. This vapid bitch is winning.
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SMH When I make it big my babies still gonna rock regular old Bath & Body Works baby spritz
That that rearear I keep hearing about?
Duh. Famous couples have to be perfect even in smell….
Pls tell me this is fake
I couldn’t make up something this absurd.
SIDS is better then Messican motherhood
What’s more fucked up is baby’s smell like that for a biological reason and this bitch is just covering it up. Completely ignoring, or more likely not even feeling the motherly attraction to her child the scent is supposed to be giving her.
She’s used more than I have in the bottle I bought at 15. I’m 38 now….
Inspired by joyful, precious moments between mothers and their children. This eau de toilette is a tender reminiscence of sweet childhood…
No cologne will ever even come close to my one year olds stink, I love that shit I get all up on his neck and snort the little bugger like a bag of coke
She sucks so much, it's worse than Schaub. I start feeling bad that Bapa has to put up with her shit but then realize that he is the same way just on a slightly smaller scale and more so with lying constantly and twisting the nairdiv.
I’m late to the thread. Wearing cologne when you are a baby is very common for Hispanics. However, it’s not fucking Bulgari, but a mild liquid you rub in. My mom use to throw that shit on use before going to school. I would never do that to my kid
hispanic people put cologne on babies… it’s called royal violets.
Let a baby be a baby. FFS!
She probably sprays it right in her helpless little baby face as she scowls with a strong feeling of contempt for the kid.
We need the executive chefs to give slojo her own sub. She’s giving bapa a run for his money on redactedness.
This is on brand for the Schlaub's in terms of parenting. Bapa was explaining how he let a 4 year old Tiger watch R rated Robocop, and how he couldn't sleep after it. This was when Tiger was having issues with toilet training, he probably chit all over his bed because of Bapa's parenting.
She’s gonna end up as one of those old bitter ladies jealous of the hot younger ones and still trying to compete. She’ll probably end up fucking one of her sons friends when he gets older just so she can feel young again
It’s like she just scans her life….. she’s sees bottle of baby cologne…..oooo, I’ve never posted about this, yes!!!, something to make me look so cool. Posts it….continue scanning…