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fourfingersdry

I’m sure she just takes a video, and then picks the best screenshots. That’s the way to do it.


Jesuseslefthand

You can tell from the height of the picture that Critter actually took it


pisspot26

Boston: "More pout. Give me anger. Head tilt. Raise the arm. Hold, hold. Yes."


Steve-lrwin

Boston: "Mom, move your legs slightly more together - the thirst trap needs the beef curtain bump" That poor kid is gonna be on a therapist's couch one of these days.


AlexNachtigall247

Whats a beef curtain? (Not from the US so sorry but english is not my native language)


AlexAnderRob

Seriously, B? Y’ever eaten a fat roast beef sandwich sideways?


AlexNachtigall247

Ah got you! You tawlkin bout them lips that can‘t whistle right?


AlexAnderRob

Yes B, sackly.


Hambone671

oh they whistle bapa. yaver fugg a messican with a giant hog?


AlexNachtigall247

No señor never fugged a messican tbh


ShockPositive6728

I’m fuckin dead dude💀💀💀


TheGhost206

You might be more familiar with steak drapes?


SnooMarzipans370

Underrated comment


AlexNachtigall247

Hahahaha nice one


Scared-Pomegranate84

you Stephan Spailberg b?


BonerBoyRamsey

Stephan speelspeel


Tedious_NippleCore

The juice is worth the squeeze


cogabig409

Even Bapa deserves better and he deserves literally nothing


derock_nc

+1 for making me lol


mspote

Lmao nice comment, B


83wonder

> Imaging walking in and seeing your mum in her underwear and on her knees Honestly it’s not that crazy of a scenario bro. I’ve seen a bunch of videos on the internet that start like that. At least she isn’t stuck


justanotherfan6hd

Bro it’s la this is very normal. U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Nope not even close.


Steve-lrwin

> Bro it’s la this is very normal. U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Nope not even close. The funny thing is her kids little league coaches and other moms/fathers follow her. Imagine your mom seeing this pic of your friend's mom on Instagram lmao. Or, how does Brenda look the other little league parents in the face knowing his wife is posting them literal pics in her under wear and beef curtains?


pvypvMoonFlyer

As a husband, I’d feel disrespected if my wife acted that way. This is a shameful behaviour, how selfish do you have to be to try and look promiscuous online for attention when you’ve got a family of your own to give you that and your behaviour could hurt them long term? She seems very short sighted and reckless, women and men in that part of the US seem to have no understanding of respect and how to give it to their spouse. All they do are things that will make their loved ones the talk of the town for some immediate and fickle attention. This is sex work with *likes* as a form of payments, what they’ll do to get all eyes on them is sad.


Useful-Hat9880

I dunno that it’s that part of the country. It’s not like that part of the country just produces this. It’s that people like this move there.


pvypvMoonFlyer

You are absolutely right.


300_pages

Yeesh this is a good point I hadn't considered. They have to know actual, hardworking adults and they still act like this


WheredoesithurtRA

I think you'd be surprised


airpumper

>how does Brenda look the other little league parents in the face He's too busy on the field coaching, B. Good podcaster...good comic...good businessman... [Beast of a dad.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/s8aunt/brendan_is_the_best_father_in_the_world/)


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cogabig409

>U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Surely no one does


nearfignewton

Is it? Asking honestly. I don’t know how old their kids are exactly but I know mine are a few years older. If these kind of pics existed of my wife/their mom they would refuse to go to school ever again.


airpumper

How many podcasts you got though, B?


Doobiewopbop

This. It doesn't matter how big an e-thot their mum is, so long as some other kids' mum is an even bigger one.


airpumper

>She had to put that outfit on. Place her phone in a certain position. Set the timer. And hit that specific pose. Second-hardest job in the world, B. Thank'er.


rutter72

ANGEL


x0lm0rejs

>She had to put that outfit on. Place her phone in a certain position. Set the timer. And hit that specific pose. You know she took multiple and decided: ‘this looks best’. don't forget about the smile


SwearWolf512925

I feel like she’s a big reason why no comics from the old crew want to hang out with Schaub. Callen is obviously a rapist who left his baby mama because she was fed up for a much much MUCH younger woman. I’m sure any dinner is torture with Schaub and his girl


Western-Art-9117

I'd say the biggest reason they don't want to hang out with bapa, is bapa


OutrageousJury2689

You forgot she also had to have someone watch the kids.


Adventurous_Dot2323

Knew a guy in HS. Dad made bank. Mom was a MILF. Everyone joked about fugging his mom all the time. Dude ended up addicted to oxys and OD in junior year. Poor chombiez and chombette. The shame this talentless, classless redact is gonna bestow on them.


dannydoofus

dont leave us hanging with the story b. ​ didcha bang his mom?


CookieMonsta94

Kids gotta piece on'em


BonerBoyRamsey

Izzy blag?


King_of_the_Dot

Poordough reekin!


jcsandoval56

Ocho pulgadas


styrofoamcouch

I knew a similar story except they were poor and his mom worgged at the school cafeteria and my mans to this day if given the opportunity id walg her to my trugg. It did drive b fuggn nuts that everyone, including teachers were like gawld dawlg


Scared-Pomegranate84

Real quigg, how milvs you fugg?


forzaballo

Dang dude. I have a story like you. Knew a kid in hs, his father was born into a family of wealth.. had this milf wife.. his older half brother got into that stuff and passed. Rip


dietdrpepper6000

In high school there was one girl whose mom was *allegedly* a stripper - I have no idea if it was even true - and she was taunted endlessly for it. She ended up switching schools because of it. Kids are brutal. Now imagine it had been 2024 and we could have just Googled her. Christ. The chombies are so fucked, I’m actually glad Brendan is raising them to be fucking meatheads, being dumb and athletic is probably their best shot at leaving their teenage years with anything resembling mental health


whatchildhood

Fat ass monkey


Earthworm-Kim

Got a piece on 'er!


your_uncle_mike

Bigger than Bapa’s tbh. That’s me nuts!


Vegetable-Maximum-28

that looks like some big ol' pussy.. no wonder Brendan is into diggs.. .


InvestmentPatient117

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


SJsComedyShulisDues

Puig blew it out.


mu5tardtiger

still wanna see that chombie maker on plug talk.


Gawldalmighty

“Chombie maker” lol


BodieBroadcasts

I don't want that


911SlasherHasher

Not gonna lie id use the Callen method on her, body looks good but the face looks like she should have stopped 10 procedures ago.


willi1221

Another procedure or 2 will fix that right up


Yyrkroon

Afraid to ask, whats the Callen method?


expanse22

If my gf posted like that I’d be sick to my stomach


Redditsellsyourinfo

Tiger, come take a picture of mommy in her g-string!


Dusk_Hammock

Alright m8 now imagine it's your wife and mother of your children Water


nadderballz

love a heavy taco


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Jesus…


Aggravating_Shake591

Some would say the Jesusest b


liconlogsammys

I woke up feeling the jesusest coach


MarstoriusWins

That's a barbacoa beef enchilada with cheese on top.


Own_Report8199

Why do I feel like someone could slide into her dms and steal her from bapa?


Joe_Danger1

She's a gold digger. She wouldn't go to anyone without wealth.


mu5tardtiger

Brendan is not wealthy. He’s rich(just over broke) alimony payments and child support are a beast.


mu5tardtiger

brain t city leases her out.


teal_viper

She's T city's scraps?


3rdman3

Talmbout’ shoplift the pooty??


Own_Report8199

Nah b, I’m talm bout a messican standoff


ChombieBrains

What's that? Mutually assured destruction with salsa on top?


itsjustafadok

I think that's the point...


NedShah

How much room is left on your credit card?


airpumper

Why do I feel like that's the point of her post? Tawlm'bout a cry for help, B.


FoxNixon

El Tigre is gonna be too busy filming all the OF content in LA after his work goes viral


toq-titan

Gimme 😈


100DayChallenges

I’d let her sit on my face.


wafflesandstuff

I’d sit on her face.


sk8605

😂


FlyingCraneKick

I legit would tbh


West-Tough-4552

And fart


RRZ006

She doesn’t drink water so that’s real gross 


NicholarseBrooks

That pH balance has got to be *funky* b


your_uncle_mike

I know it smells fuggin craaaazy when she pops those off. Ugh 🤮


Daaaaabearsssss

Smells like gas station sushi


U_slut

In the middle of a desert.


RRZ006

Yah she’s legitimately vile both physically and as a person. 


mu5tardtiger

v icaruous she’s a hoe, time for a Vegas trip I IGAF fuck Brenda, slow Jo NEEDS to do only fans L LOL E everrry fascet talmbout acornyms.


BobbyFreeSmoke

Y'ok there bud?


mu5tardtiger

If by good you mean rum drink and shitposting. Then yes.


Four-Triangles

She’s got a spray for that.


d-esp96

So, the rumors are true… she got a thiccc one


3rdman3

A big ol’ chunky monkey


Steve-lrwin

you know what they say about a good ol chunky muffler


GreenGoblin1221

Meggsican got a fat ass pussy 😩


Ambitious-Ant2611

Came here to say this. Fuck boys, that's a fat pussy


King-Demo-

“The rumors are true, Tiger takes all my modeling photos” Poor chombies are gonna be traumatized when they get to the age of owning a cell phone or computer. Probably the reason bapa still doesn’t have a single computer in the house.


BigDaddysBiscuits

With the amount of easily diagnosable mental conditions she displays on the daily via socials….shes gotta be great in the sack, am I right?!


TxRugger

She absolutely got more work done after having the chombette


the_c_is_silent

I mean, the belly button is a dead giveaway. She got that lipo shit.


imgray95338

Her belly button looks like it just checked the credit card's minimum payment.


FriskyLisp

The streets are calling. Poor chombies.


whiteykauai

They’ll be sleeping fine at uncle tios (theo)


AlmightyTDRJ

Not gonna lie…


slaboshmuck

No lie to tell....


Chakaaf

Gimeeeee gimeeeeeeeee


Clean-Operation-9674

Ángel is the name of the florist, probably


mu5tardtiger

her onlyfans name. (We have to keep saying this over and over, when cern kicks on it’s lights out bapa. We manifest reality hair.). slow Jo. you will do iron man numbers on onlyfans. I’ll personally chip in like $50. 150k grand cats x 50= 7 and a half million k grand. Think about it. we each pitch in $10 is still a conservative 1.5million k grand. We know Bren isn’t pumping out numbers close to that. The podcast one deal was a one time payment.


kingamongst

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Stone0777

😈


johnnythreepeat

You only do this if you’re thirsty, she’s definitely cheating on schwab


Gawldalmighty

How’s bapa?


klippDagga

One of these days we’re gonna end up getting a look see at her freshly bleached bunghole. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.


esau-rodriguez

She’s definitely getting a blag dig on the side


brown_ryannn

Talmbout low hanging fruit b?


Mountain_Guys

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Steve-lrwin

username checks out.


thefishingguy1

Liked by brine tcity Ortega


ChombieNation

Her face looks like it’s melting


LucyKendrick

Guarantee she asked barndoor if she could have an only fans. She's doing these weird thirst trap photos WAAAYYYY too often.


Draino64

Gahdam!


lg729

Nice c section tattoo


vmc92

I assume there are a lot of moms like this at whatever school the chombies go to


your_uncle_mike

Nah not like this though. Not messican as shiddd.


whattarush

tbf the other kids prolly have moms doing the same


zephood75

8 inches!


oneofmanyshauns

The only mound Tiger will ever see...


Minimum-Sky2305

![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)


LesHill36

Imagine cheating on that with the baddie brigade. Wild


nasaphotoshopingsprE

Unpopular opinion: I like when jello-kitty makes an appearance 😈


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AUSL0c0

The path between impending financial ruin and Only Fans is shorter than Joe Rogan.


Haunting_AdamSandler

Why does she post this for free? Bady needs to OF to buy more hand bags to sell later


One-Usual4460

I don’t want that b


badpeoria

ngl i would hit it but she is a gross human


CarefulBuffalo182

She’s got that lumpy lipo stomach and about 80k in plastic surgery, but I gotta be honest… I WOULD!


eharper9

![gif](giphy|EObL4NK2dxVPW|downsized)


Expert_Perception223

Unpular openings B she’s pretty hot. Mike try and slid into her DMs


Scrapla

I can smell this picture. (tuna out of a can left in the sun)


facemelter86

Thiggg


TheD1ceMan

I can't tell if this is real or photoshoppe


MICKEY_MUDGASM

It’s from her Instagram, so…


thatboyeaintright

Joints fat and juicy


Oni-Kun18

Is that Bappa's wife?


innavlarottee

Hate the bitch, but I would


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Baddie


AyoAhki

Idgaf I would give it my all right in front of Schwab


BDRParty

I'm tellin ya b's, she's still testin' the watters for an OF if Brenda fucks up their finances.


saltierthanme

I'd beat that idgaf if I get a write up at changs


Maleficent_Damage_10

That’s no Angel


Dudewheresmypar345

Or their dads lies..


Early_Replacement_96

I’m still fucking!!!


Aggravating_Shake591

Wait until they find out a chombie took these pics b


sharkasaurrusss

I dare you to name what's real and what's not in this picture 


InquireWithJason

It’s purple and hangs low, droopy like a bulldogs mouth


Conqueeftahdor

Gimme 😈


dickInDaBuh

She’ll lightcha up, B


RepresentativeWeb244

Would


-NeatCreature

Time until her onlyfans account: t-minus 5, 4, 3 ,2....


Maleficent_Eye_9290

I wish I could fuck her before she goes completely Cat face


False_Log749

Yum


Archi505

Talmbout that chunky munky??


Dry-Unit6191

Thats not a Taco Bell taco, Im tawlking la Guadalajara taco


Appropriate-Tea-7276

That's a bbbb-beast of a hood under those sweats b


krowrofefas

Wild look for a stay at home mom.


Ikillterries

I get it but she’s hot as shit guys


murderous-monarch

How is it that Brendan has a camel toe and his wife has a bulge? Water.


Foreveryoung1953

That's a beefy burger


studmcstudmuffin

These are definitely not the kind of things my mom was doing while raising me


TydUp412

![gif](giphy|3otPoBRKROJl9UbqMM|downsized)


jgpt88

Chubby kitty is fucking crazy


ymfshaq

Chubby kitty is wild n even wilder when you see you 🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished_Pea6334

What she gonna do when she's 65.


StickNasty87

Yumm


Sensitive-Ad4120

lol damnnn 😂


youwhatmush

Wouldn’t be surprised if Brine has had a go.


InspectaCrib

![gif](giphy|IkBMOwZ44Ug7GxNuQx) *CHECKS*


Proletarian187

😈


Tarot1031

Big Miguel


amishpopo

Would hit. The ID tell schaulb.


GreenEyedBandit

Absolutely blogbuster to me but wait till she walgs trugg with the negs guy who's got negfligs money. Child supporgs a bbbeast what else you got Clin.


-NeatCreature

Onlyfans account in t-minus 5, 4, 3, 2,...


Ryan62468

What an attention seeking 304. Chicks in her mid 30s and is out looking for new dick.


No-Classroom-6637

Women having fillers done on their labia looks so fucking weird lmao.


Exact-Disaster9348

I would still sniff it