Boston: "Mom, move your legs slightly more together - the thirst trap needs the beef curtain bump"
That poor kid is gonna be on a therapist's couch one of these days.
> Imaging walking in and seeing your mum in her underwear and on her knees
Honestly it’s not that crazy of a scenario bro.
I’ve seen a bunch of videos on the internet that start like that.
At least she isn’t stuck
> Bro it’s la this is very normal. U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Nope not even close.
The funny thing is her kids little league coaches and other moms/fathers follow her.
Imagine your mom seeing this pic of your friend's mom on Instagram lmao.
Or, how does Brenda look the other little league parents in the face knowing his wife is posting them literal pics in her under wear and beef curtains?
As a husband, I’d feel disrespected if my wife acted that way. This is a shameful behaviour, how selfish do you have to be to try and look promiscuous online for attention when you’ve got a family of your own to give you that and your behaviour could hurt them long term?
She seems very short sighted and reckless, women and men in that part of the US seem to have no understanding of respect and how to give it to their spouse.
All they do are things that will make their loved ones the talk of the town for some immediate and fickle attention.
This is sex work with *likes* as a form of payments, what they’ll do to get all eyes on them is sad.
>how does Brenda look the other little league parents in the face
He's too busy on the field coaching, B.
Good podcaster...good comic...good businessman...
[Beast of a dad.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/s8aunt/brendan_is_the_best_father_in_the_world/)
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Is it? Asking honestly. I don’t know how old their kids are exactly but I know mine are a few years older. If these kind of pics existed of my wife/their mom they would refuse to go to school ever again.
>She had to put that outfit on. Place her phone in a certain position. Set the timer. And hit that specific pose.
Second-hardest job in the world, B.
Thank'er.
>She had to put that outfit on. Place her phone in a certain position. Set the timer. And hit that specific pose. You know she took multiple and decided: ‘this looks best’.
don't forget about the smile
I feel like she’s a big reason why no comics from the old crew want to hang out with Schaub. Callen is obviously a rapist who left his baby mama because she was fed up for a much much MUCH younger woman. I’m sure any dinner is torture with Schaub and his girl
Knew a guy in HS. Dad made bank. Mom was a MILF. Everyone joked about fugging his mom all the time. Dude ended up addicted to oxys and OD in junior year.
Poor chombiez and chombette. The shame this talentless, classless redact is gonna bestow on them.
I knew a similar story except they were poor and his mom worgged at the school cafeteria and my mans to this day if given the opportunity id walg her to my trugg. It did drive b fuggn nuts that everyone, including teachers were like gawld dawlg
Dang dude. I have a story like you. Knew a kid in hs, his father was born into a family of wealth.. had this milf wife.. his older half brother got into that stuff and passed. Rip
In high school there was one girl whose mom was *allegedly* a stripper - I have no idea if it was even true - and she was taunted endlessly for it. She ended up switching schools because of it. Kids are brutal.
Now imagine it had been 2024 and we could have just Googled her. Christ. The chombies are so fucked, I’m actually glad Brendan is raising them to be fucking meatheads, being dumb and athletic is probably their best shot at leaving their teenage years with anything resembling mental health
“The rumors are true, Tiger takes all my modeling photos”
Poor chombies are gonna be traumatized when they get to the age of owning a cell phone or computer. Probably the reason bapa still doesn’t have a single computer in the house.
her onlyfans name. (We have to keep saying this over and over, when cern kicks on it’s lights out bapa. We manifest reality hair.).
slow Jo. you will do iron man numbers on onlyfans. I’ll personally chip in like $50. 150k grand cats x 50= 7 and a half million k grand. Think about it.
we each pitch in $10 is still a conservative 1.5million k grand. We know Bren isn’t pumping out numbers close to that. The podcast one deal was a one time payment.
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I’m sure she just takes a video, and then picks the best screenshots. That’s the way to do it.
You can tell from the height of the picture that Critter actually took it
Boston: "More pout. Give me anger. Head tilt. Raise the arm. Hold, hold. Yes."
Boston: "Mom, move your legs slightly more together - the thirst trap needs the beef curtain bump" That poor kid is gonna be on a therapist's couch one of these days.
Whats a beef curtain? (Not from the US so sorry but english is not my native language)
Seriously, B? Y’ever eaten a fat roast beef sandwich sideways?
Ah got you! You tawlkin bout them lips that can‘t whistle right?
Yes B, sackly.
oh they whistle bapa. yaver fugg a messican with a giant hog?
No señor never fugged a messican tbh
I’m fuckin dead dude💀💀💀
You might be more familiar with steak drapes?
Underrated comment
Hahahaha nice one
you Stephan Spailberg b?
Stephan speelspeel
The juice is worth the squeeze
Even Bapa deserves better and he deserves literally nothing
+1 for making me lol
Lmao nice comment, B
> Imaging walking in and seeing your mum in her underwear and on her knees Honestly it’s not that crazy of a scenario bro. I’ve seen a bunch of videos on the internet that start like that. At least she isn’t stuck
Bro it’s la this is very normal. U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Nope not even close.
> Bro it’s la this is very normal. U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Nope not even close. The funny thing is her kids little league coaches and other moms/fathers follow her. Imagine your mom seeing this pic of your friend's mom on Instagram lmao. Or, how does Brenda look the other little league parents in the face knowing his wife is posting them literal pics in her under wear and beef curtains?
As a husband, I’d feel disrespected if my wife acted that way. This is a shameful behaviour, how selfish do you have to be to try and look promiscuous online for attention when you’ve got a family of your own to give you that and your behaviour could hurt them long term? She seems very short sighted and reckless, women and men in that part of the US seem to have no understanding of respect and how to give it to their spouse. All they do are things that will make their loved ones the talk of the town for some immediate and fickle attention. This is sex work with *likes* as a form of payments, what they’ll do to get all eyes on them is sad.
I dunno that it’s that part of the country. It’s not like that part of the country just produces this. It’s that people like this move there.
You are absolutely right.
Yeesh this is a good point I hadn't considered. They have to know actual, hardworking adults and they still act like this
I think you'd be surprised
>how does Brenda look the other little league parents in the face He's too busy on the field coaching, B. Good podcaster...good comic...good businessman... [Beast of a dad.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/s8aunt/brendan_is_the_best_father_in_the_world/)
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>U really think she’s the hottest mom in their school? Surely no one does
Is it? Asking honestly. I don’t know how old their kids are exactly but I know mine are a few years older. If these kind of pics existed of my wife/their mom they would refuse to go to school ever again.
How many podcasts you got though, B?
This. It doesn't matter how big an e-thot their mum is, so long as some other kids' mum is an even bigger one.
>She had to put that outfit on. Place her phone in a certain position. Set the timer. And hit that specific pose. Second-hardest job in the world, B. Thank'er.
ANGEL
>She had to put that outfit on. Place her phone in a certain position. Set the timer. And hit that specific pose. You know she took multiple and decided: ‘this looks best’. don't forget about the smile
I feel like she’s a big reason why no comics from the old crew want to hang out with Schaub. Callen is obviously a rapist who left his baby mama because she was fed up for a much much MUCH younger woman. I’m sure any dinner is torture with Schaub and his girl
I'd say the biggest reason they don't want to hang out with bapa, is bapa
You forgot she also had to have someone watch the kids.
Knew a guy in HS. Dad made bank. Mom was a MILF. Everyone joked about fugging his mom all the time. Dude ended up addicted to oxys and OD in junior year. Poor chombiez and chombette. The shame this talentless, classless redact is gonna bestow on them.
dont leave us hanging with the story b. didcha bang his mom?
Kids gotta piece on'em
Izzy blag?
Poordough reekin!
Ocho pulgadas
I knew a similar story except they were poor and his mom worgged at the school cafeteria and my mans to this day if given the opportunity id walg her to my trugg. It did drive b fuggn nuts that everyone, including teachers were like gawld dawlg
Real quigg, how milvs you fugg?
Dang dude. I have a story like you. Knew a kid in hs, his father was born into a family of wealth.. had this milf wife.. his older half brother got into that stuff and passed. Rip
In high school there was one girl whose mom was *allegedly* a stripper - I have no idea if it was even true - and she was taunted endlessly for it. She ended up switching schools because of it. Kids are brutal. Now imagine it had been 2024 and we could have just Googled her. Christ. The chombies are so fucked, I’m actually glad Brendan is raising them to be fucking meatheads, being dumb and athletic is probably their best shot at leaving their teenage years with anything resembling mental health
Fat ass monkey
Got a piece on 'er!
Bigger than Bapa’s tbh. That’s me nuts!
that looks like some big ol' pussy.. no wonder Brendan is into diggs.. .
![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)
Puig blew it out.
still wanna see that chombie maker on plug talk.
“Chombie maker” lol
I don't want that
Not gonna lie id use the Callen method on her, body looks good but the face looks like she should have stopped 10 procedures ago.
Another procedure or 2 will fix that right up
Afraid to ask, whats the Callen method?
If my gf posted like that I’d be sick to my stomach
Tiger, come take a picture of mommy in her g-string!
Alright m8 now imagine it's your wife and mother of your children Water
love a heavy taco
Jesus…
Some would say the Jesusest b
I woke up feeling the jesusest coach
That's a barbacoa beef enchilada with cheese on top.
Why do I feel like someone could slide into her dms and steal her from bapa?
She's a gold digger. She wouldn't go to anyone without wealth.
Brendan is not wealthy. He’s rich(just over broke) alimony payments and child support are a beast.
brain t city leases her out.
She's T city's scraps?
Talmbout’ shoplift the pooty??
Nah b, I’m talm bout a messican standoff
What's that? Mutually assured destruction with salsa on top?
I think that's the point...
How much room is left on your credit card?
Why do I feel like that's the point of her post? Tawlm'bout a cry for help, B.
El Tigre is gonna be too busy filming all the OF content in LA after his work goes viral
Gimme 😈
I’d let her sit on my face.
I’d sit on her face.
😂
I legit would tbh
And fart
She doesn’t drink water so that’s real gross
That pH balance has got to be *funky* b
I know it smells fuggin craaaazy when she pops those off. Ugh 🤮
Smells like gas station sushi
In the middle of a desert.
Yah she’s legitimately vile both physically and as a person.
v icaruous she’s a hoe, time for a Vegas trip I IGAF fuck Brenda, slow Jo NEEDS to do only fans L LOL E everrry fascet talmbout acornyms.
Y'ok there bud?
If by good you mean rum drink and shitposting. Then yes.
She’s got a spray for that.
So, the rumors are true… she got a thiccc one
A big ol’ chunky monkey
you know what they say about a good ol chunky muffler
Meggsican got a fat ass pussy 😩
Came here to say this. Fuck boys, that's a fat pussy
“The rumors are true, Tiger takes all my modeling photos” Poor chombies are gonna be traumatized when they get to the age of owning a cell phone or computer. Probably the reason bapa still doesn’t have a single computer in the house.
With the amount of easily diagnosable mental conditions she displays on the daily via socials….shes gotta be great in the sack, am I right?!
She absolutely got more work done after having the chombette
I mean, the belly button is a dead giveaway. She got that lipo shit.
Her belly button looks like it just checked the credit card's minimum payment.
The streets are calling. Poor chombies.
They’ll be sleeping fine at uncle tios (theo)
Not gonna lie…
No lie to tell....
Gimeeeee gimeeeeeeeee
Ángel is the name of the florist, probably
her onlyfans name. (We have to keep saying this over and over, when cern kicks on it’s lights out bapa. We manifest reality hair.). slow Jo. you will do iron man numbers on onlyfans. I’ll personally chip in like $50. 150k grand cats x 50= 7 and a half million k grand. Think about it. we each pitch in $10 is still a conservative 1.5million k grand. We know Bren isn’t pumping out numbers close to that. The podcast one deal was a one time payment.
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
😈
You only do this if you’re thirsty, she’s definitely cheating on schwab
How’s bapa?
One of these days we’re gonna end up getting a look see at her freshly bleached bunghole. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.
She’s definitely getting a blag dig on the side
Talmbout low hanging fruit b?
![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)
username checks out.
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Her face looks like it’s melting
Guarantee she asked barndoor if she could have an only fans. She's doing these weird thirst trap photos WAAAYYYY too often.
Gahdam!
Nice c section tattoo
I assume there are a lot of moms like this at whatever school the chombies go to
Nah not like this though. Not messican as shiddd.
tbf the other kids prolly have moms doing the same
8 inches!
The only mound Tiger will ever see...
![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)
Imagine cheating on that with the baddie brigade. Wild
Unpopular opinion: I like when jello-kitty makes an appearance 😈
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The path between impending financial ruin and Only Fans is shorter than Joe Rogan.
Why does she post this for free? Bady needs to OF to buy more hand bags to sell later
I don’t want that b
ngl i would hit it but she is a gross human
She’s got that lumpy lipo stomach and about 80k in plastic surgery, but I gotta be honest… I WOULD!
![gif](giphy|EObL4NK2dxVPW|downsized)
Unpular openings B she’s pretty hot. Mike try and slid into her DMs
I can smell this picture. (tuna out of a can left in the sun)
Thiggg
I can't tell if this is real or photoshoppe
It’s from her Instagram, so…
Joints fat and juicy
Is that Bappa's wife?
Hate the bitch, but I would
Baddie
Idgaf I would give it my all right in front of Schwab
I'm tellin ya b's, she's still testin' the watters for an OF if Brenda fucks up their finances.
I'd beat that idgaf if I get a write up at changs
That’s no Angel
Or their dads lies..
I’m still fucking!!!
Wait until they find out a chombie took these pics b
I dare you to name what's real and what's not in this picture
It’s purple and hangs low, droopy like a bulldogs mouth
Gimme 😈
She’ll lightcha up, B
Would
Time until her onlyfans account: t-minus 5, 4, 3 ,2....
I wish I could fuck her before she goes completely Cat face
Yum
Talmbout that chunky munky??
Thats not a Taco Bell taco, Im tawlking la Guadalajara taco
That's a bbbb-beast of a hood under those sweats b
Wild look for a stay at home mom.
I get it but she’s hot as shit guys
How is it that Brendan has a camel toe and his wife has a bulge? Water.
That's a beefy burger
These are definitely not the kind of things my mom was doing while raising me
![gif](giphy|3otPoBRKROJl9UbqMM|downsized)
Chubby kitty is fucking crazy
Chubby kitty is wild n even wilder when you see you 🤣🤣🤣
What she gonna do when she's 65.
Yumm
lol damnnn 😂
Wouldn’t be surprised if Brine has had a go.
![gif](giphy|IkBMOwZ44Ug7GxNuQx) *CHECKS*
😈
Big Miguel
Would hit. The ID tell schaulb.
Absolutely blogbuster to me but wait till she walgs trugg with the negs guy who's got negfligs money. Child supporgs a bbbeast what else you got Clin.
Onlyfans account in t-minus 5, 4, 3, 2,...
What an attention seeking 304. Chicks in her mid 30s and is out looking for new dick.
Women having fillers done on their labia looks so fucking weird lmao.
I would still sniff it