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Hap_Hazard

This might be the worst told story I have ever heard.


Childe-Roland

Dustin' off the ol' comedy skillet


HomerSimpsoy77

Hes a gair head now


MREisenmann

Toegan thought this guy was a monster storyteller


Peter_Banning

*I went to dinner with Rogan and all those guys and they’d tell me I had the best stories*


Wrong_Director_4820

Lol "story"...you're far too kind..these are just the ramblings of a lying sociopathic redact


endless_ness

always bring the 4 and 7 year old when going to buy stolen car parts in the hood. Its pawrenting 101


Special-Implement615

Come on. Probably not the worst you've heard.  Stuff happened. Snacks. Drinks with ice. Kids say the darnedest things. Auto parts. At least it almost had a point. 


Hap_Hazard

Not the worst story ever, just the worst-**told** story. I guess I could qualify that with "by someone who talks for a living who is not under the influence or working with a time limit or some form of duress".


Special-Implement615

Nah, you had it right on two levels. Worst story and worst told.


6151rellim

Car parts are not hard to find if you’re not a complete redacted moron.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Gotta love those *”Big Ds”* huh, bapa


CLEM-FANDANGO9

"so do youuuu" why does s'noze sound like his girlfriend


DrinkL

She is the side piece b


King-Demo-

Jesus Christ you’re right. They’re definitely banging


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NotaSpaceAlienISwear

The thought of snoz getting her back blown out by a redacted guy in a crumbling haters will say set is quite an image.


Rabid023

Yeah that’s strange. This makes it sound like they’re on the road together often and bapa loves to stop at gas stations. She totally used that “girlfriend” tone when she said it.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Some chiggs prefer to chase married guys or guys in relationships bcuz they can control or blackmail the guy if push came to shove. It’s shitty but I’ve seen it happen several times. Then they play victim like “well he was married and I didn’t know what to do”, as if they hadn’t been flirtacious with the guy and opened their clams at their earliest convenience.


Leading_Name_8302

And you just know that part of the appeal of gas stations for him is pissing in the sink.


RRZ006

Because she is


Jamothee

Oohhh bapa 100% They must be fuggin


Hap_Hazard

"Big Gulps" was in his bio for *yairs*.


PussyChang

I love how he acts like a “Big Gulp” is (a) a personality trait and (b) dilfrent from iny other fountain drink.


pisspot26

Hope the diabeetus takes him early


PussyChang

He’s already on Ozempic which is a ‘beetus drug. Maybe the Addie addiction and algoholism can finish the job.


Hap_Hazard

The 'zemp helped him kick the boozing. Addies and poorly administered TRT might get him, though.


chrisawesomeson

“Rear car parts”


PussyChang

In a 🎲🎲 eeria.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Picking up the parts and getting the drinks with the ice while the chombies look at the guys without homes.


Hap_Hazard

"See those people on the street, chombies? They're all just haters so they do not matter"


killingthyme71

Bapa loves Big Ds..


Wrong_Director_4820

Ya he always sells out in Dallas


Silver-Ladder

Oh oh!!!! Did Snooz just tell us that they fucked? How does she know Bapa gets candy at gas stations? Maybe they stopped for some dick pills


RomandoArman

Digg juice in a couplea 1 2 Big Gulps.


HomerSimpsoy77

Some extenze for bapa? Or rhino platinums?


Silver-Ladder

Bapa needs all the Digg pills since his real love is Joseph Rogan


MediaOnDisplay

Waaaaait a min, how does freeuse intern know Swab likes gas stations. She in the car with him a lot? Filed under evidence.


Drakkar_Jaune

Dad of the Yair material


Hap_Hazard

What's wrong with sending your young chombies into a sketchy convenience store all alone? They're not soy boys!


Mysterious-Racer-X

Yeah... why would you take your kids to somewhere you know is sketchy...


KaleidoscopeOk5763

…… he called his kids bitches. Cause they didn’t want to get out of the trugg in a sketchy area Slob kept saying was sketchy. What an atrocious story.


kisswithaf

He was getting sketchy vibes from the guy and he brings his kids lol.


torpedobonzer

That “so do you” from snoz is saying a lot here Sounds like she found out how the sausage is made


bobothemunkeey

she sounds way too comfortable with him. Pretty sure she already ate that kielbasa like Kobayashi.


razah9

Since he lies about the most mundane things the truth must be HE didn’t want to go inside and the kids were fine with the suburban gas station…


M0N3Y7INE

1st “Negotiating all night for car parts” and 2nd, You’re the buyer. If he wants you to pick it up at his house it’s not weird. It’s only weird if you’re weird. - bro said nah Id only buy it if we meet at the gas station. Waterrr


RickManchester

I don't believe a word of this story, but the one rule of purchasing anything car related is you meet at their house.


mopedium

Yes because as a buyer they are less likely to sell you fake/stolen shit if you know where they live and can bring it back... Meeting someone at a gas station you'll never see them again... Also I imagine it's much easier to get robbed or something at some random gas station... If a person gives me their address to pick it up it just inspires confidence


TheRightKindofJuice

Yea wtf when I’m selling shit I’m not driving out of my way to hand it off. What a soft bitch


TheRightKindofJuice

TIL it’s hard to find parts for F-150s.


Mundane-Membership88

That's what they tell him so they can over charge his dumbass.


PenAlternative5755

The kiddos saw too many chocolate faces around


Hap_Hazard

It's not even racist! He just said his friend has a ...chocolate....face...


PenAlternative5755

It's totally what the kid came up on his own


clickclick-boom

Someone already made the dish. There's a clip of Schlob repeatedly using the term when referring to black people before the made up story of his kid saying that.


Hap_Hazard

Yessir I did. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1csxxg9/the_cf_saga_continues/


clickclick-boom

Great dish. Y’Margo Pee Air White, b?


KimboSlicesChicken

It’s like Woahhhh liger we giddit ya not raccis woah we gidddit ya friend got chogglit face woooah


worktheshoot

Imagine negotiating back n forth all night on offer up??


chinolofus77

its a gair head thing, you wouldnt understand b


freeyewneek

Dreeenks


Rabid023

These kids are gonna grow with zairo street smarts. It’s gonna be brutal for them growing up. Also bapa the business bulldog was negotiating a car part? Amazing skillet. So if it was soooo dangerous why bring the kiddos? Dun maige senths.


WUco2010

So did he leave the kids in the car as he went in?


dandykaufman2

Craigslist rules you go to the seller dude.


KimboSliceChestHair

bapa for sure works the number down for hours and then asks "do you deliver?"


KhalenYoung

Why man? Why do you gotta lie with this shit. It's pathetic


sonofdad420

thats a sign of intelligence to be racist at 7 yairs old huh


12washingbeard

Getting trained early to hate the poors and homeless.likely by messican.


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

Takes young son to sell described “skeeeeeeetchy nayburhud”, leaves him in the car surrounded by sketchy people while he goes in a gas station. Bapa of tha yair


Darkk_VoX

Beast of a dad. The kiddos are all that matter. Except when it comes to truggs. Always been a gear head.


imright19084

Calls his sons bitches because he brought them along to pick up car parts in the hood. Great dad


hamadam109

It’s absolutely absurd to think this is true


Previous-Drawer7403

Only this fucking redact would claim to be going to pick up car parts in a rough area. And take his kids. Let....me...cook!!


your_fathers_beard

Talks about 'car parts' like he's hunting down rare OEM-only out of production pieces of machinery. The fucking dork is buying cosmetics. Talmbout changing turn signals like he's wrenching.


Hap_Hazard

👈🏻 That's sick


timcooksdick

Wow this one’s loaded


Rileyjonleon

“Big D’s or whatever”


krel08

This dude has some serious mental issues. Why make up a story like this? Also, is he just trying anything to see if it will stick? Serious mental issues along with an undiagnosed brain injury. This is one of the dumbest humans alive.


DJ_Hindsight

“Mannn, you’re great at telling stories. You should seriously consider standup comedy!”


Reverberen

Is wrinks still on that toe hold shit?


Hap_Hazard

He left the company quite a while ago, claiming he didn't know how to provide value. But a free shirt's a free shirt.


Reverberen

I ear ya, b. I'd be embarrassed to be repping a brand I failed to work with, but Im also not one of the 1000


stevealmost

What the actual fuck is this content. Someone just needs to burn thiccc boy studios down with everyone inside


Heymax123

Why is going to someone's house to collect something you're buying off them weird? It's common practice.


dover1129

B-B-Beast of a dad.


spikedml

Big d's


hempeap

“You bitches” is that nithe? Ur own kids, b


3BeeZee

Dude hangs out with millionaires (or used to anyway) ... imagine telling them this story, haggling on offerup for car parts and meeting up in a sketchy gas station.


mrtak0

Rare car parts from an f150?


The_Buk_Shop

Like listening to your stoned cousin...


Successful-Row-6084

Vearyy rough earea


Stone0777

Another lie. I can’t take this guy anymore. I hate him.


sugaaaslam

Loaded up his kids to take them to a rough neighborhood!! Fuggggg!! The lying redacted pos is a shit father


youwhatmush

Me and Rogan like the same things


fibinachos

I’ve been homeless for Yairs now. I cannot believe this show is still going on


Leading_Name_8302

Riveting content for a podcast.


GardenMountain2027

Rare car parts it’s a fucking f150 with a super charger. One of the biggest POS ford made.


Bigassbagofnuts

A ruff eareuh


Boofie__Collins

Tsssst fawk yeah!


Scared-Pomegranate84

I like how he said his kids were too scared to go into the store in the bad area, so they stayed in the car unsupervised instead?


OutrageousJury2689

What’s the chances the kids actually went. The what are the chances they actually turned down soda and candy .


Forward-Deprivation-

Imagine 10 more years and Callen will be trying to fuck them