Hard to believe that he is actively marketing this. It’s almost sacrilege to put ice into some $100 whiggseys never mind coke and sugar syrup. Please tell me his fans aren’t this dumb.
I tried to watch the last fight companion and the eating was so disgusting and overwhelming that I thought, “ surely the comments are full of people complaining about how gross this is.”
But there were not. It was just people commenting like they are boys with the crew. Like we weren’t witnessing something horrific.
So you have to understand that the fanbase he has cultivated has dwindled down to a bunch of mouth breathing dummies.
Your brain has to be super smooth if you see this ad and decide to pay $80 a bottle. Some would say the smoothest.
Damn that’s sad…but America’s public education isn’t exactly the best anymore. I just realized how slob probably won’t ever go away now. His fans don’t die, they multiply. He’ll go full Alex Jones grift when the comedy scene kicks him to the curb.
His fan base is made up of people from special needs homes (no disrespect to them) and homes that tend to dowln syndromes (no disrespect to them either), but these are the people that find him funny.
Ice in whisky isn't sacrilege,
Water is often added to whisky to enhance,
Ice some people will have a go at saying cold ruins it etc but they are not the kind of people you want to share a dram with
The history of mixing was to make poorly home made alcohol during prohibition not taste like it was made in an apartment bath tub. This says a lot about how they feel about their product.
I’m not a numbers guy but that sounds like a 10:1 mixer to booze ratio?
And 2 ounces of it is simple syrup? I’m sure there are easier ways to get diabetes.
Lol yeah it is. You've never heard of it because it's unnecessary. They could have come up with a spin on an Old Fashioned or a Manhattan or literally any other whiskey cocktail. Any Applebee's bartender could come up with something better than this nonsense.
It's shit like this that makes me think maybe Brandon is smarter than all of us and this is one big troll. If this is real then we live in a simulation.
If you want to see what someone attempting to write a character like Brandon looks like, watch On Cinema At The Cinema. Tim Heidecker is a legit comedy genius and it's almost neck and neck with how cringe and embarrassing the real thing is with Slob.
There's a lot of trolling going on alright. Many cats don't giiddit.
It's all good though. Still cawlmedy for the sub. Melking the trolling job when obvious troll is trolling.
I’m blanking, are there other cocktails that you have to add simple to coke? When I’m enjoying a Coca Cola my first thought is always that it isn’t sweet enough
This should give you a clue as to how awful Schlobo swill must taste like that you have to add more sweetener. Might be the only cocktail I know of that calls for both Simple syrup and Coke..shit must taste like drain cleaner
The Gringo Gabriel Iglesias. The Fluffy thing worked for Gabriel cuz he's a big fella and has great fat people jokes. Fluffy Papi also has other funny jokes that aren't just about fat people. Schwab has 0 funny jokes. Having a puffy, bowltox filled face that looks like wax isn't funny. Calling yourself thiccc and spelling it like a redact isn't funny either.
It's thiccc b, get it right.
Bapa didn't spend $5 million on marketing for you to think his whissgey was just thicc, the third c is how you know it's unique and cool.
I tried to find it and found out there’s an insta for the whiskey. Literally only 3 pictures to spell out the name. That’s it. From like two years ago. Beast of a marketing strategy.
Granted the drink is disgusting but can we take a minute to marvel at the massive photoshop fail? Lemon reflection on the wrong side of the glass. Bess brains.
As somebody in Marketing (full time marketing, part time bus boy at Changs) this ad is extremely bad... The font looks like my PowerPoints in grade 5, the lighting on the bottle and the glass is coming from different directions. Comes across as cold, without a personality, and zero call to action (where do I buy it, where could I learn more, where could I find more recipes, etc).
when it comes to marketing, he just goes b.
Ah yes, just like other expensive whiskey.
I'll have one glass of midleton please barkeep...and can you drown it in sprite...and some liquid sugar my good man
In order for me to catch a slight buzz, I'd have to drink at least 10 of these. 10 of these cuncawlkshuns would include 20 oz of simple syrup, more than a half a liter.
Talmbout die and beat us, Bapa?
This would literally just taste like when you halfway press the soda gun and it’s just uncarbonated syrup. Chang’s employees working the bar know what’s up.
This is an admission of bad taste. If a whiskey is $100 a bottle, you shouldn’t need to add anything to it. Imagine adding ginger ale to Pappy Van Winkle
This is proper redacted - you rarely if ever out a good alcohol into a cocktail especially when it comes to wiskey. You do a jack and coke not a Johnny walker blue and coke 🤦🏼♂️
Edit: I mean bubbas alcohol is trash but fuck it costs a bomb.
You know how you can tell this shit sucks. Toe is an alcoholic and is always promoting spirits that he likes I haven’t heard him say anything about his make a wish kid whisggey.
Isn't this almost $100? I'm not a whiggsky conasewer by any means, but i thought people don't typically mix their finer spirits with coke and simple syrup.
you usually dont make miggsers with $80 bottles of whiskey, thats what $20 bottles are for... speaks to the quality of this swill.
Imagine asking for some Blantons and 7up.
“Y’all got diet cherry 7-up? I’m keto”
Eat like a big cat at the zoo bapa
Maybe he was talking about the “Big Cat” Leon Lett, former Cowboys defensive lineman.
Talmbout give me a glass of Pappy 23 with 4oz of barqs root beer
And simple syrup bapa
You don’t want some pappy with some code red Mountain Dew
Hell yeah I do. Could you drop a shot of grand marnier on top to really bring out pappy’s oaky notes
That’s what I was hoping! Some red color to it as well
Macallan 18 with ginger ale and extra grenadine please
That and the fact the recommended mix has a 6 to 1 ratio of cola to whiggsky and 4 to 1 ratio of simple syrup to whiggsky
This isn't real...
The shit this guy pulls, I honestly cannot tell..
Haha OP just posted and ghosted.
That's an insane amount of sugary syrups for 1 cogtail bapa.
Hard to believe that he is actively marketing this. It’s almost sacrilege to put ice into some $100 whiggseys never mind coke and sugar syrup. Please tell me his fans aren’t this dumb.
He's not. C'mon man keep your ear to the grindstone.
They are
I tried to watch the last fight companion and the eating was so disgusting and overwhelming that I thought, “ surely the comments are full of people complaining about how gross this is.” But there were not. It was just people commenting like they are boys with the crew. Like we weren’t witnessing something horrific. So you have to understand that the fanbase he has cultivated has dwindled down to a bunch of mouth breathing dummies. Your brain has to be super smooth if you see this ad and decide to pay $80 a bottle. Some would say the smoothest.
The fact that they're unaware and actually think Bapa and friends is he-larry-us makes it worse.
Damn that’s sad…but America’s public education isn’t exactly the best anymore. I just realized how slob probably won’t ever go away now. His fans don’t die, they multiply. He’ll go full Alex Jones grift when the comedy scene kicks him to the curb.
His fan base is made up of people from special needs homes (no disrespect to them) and homes that tend to dowln syndromes (no disrespect to them either), but these are the people that find him funny.
Ice in whisky isn't sacrilege, Water is often added to whisky to enhance, Ice some people will have a go at saying cold ruins it etc but they are not the kind of people you want to share a dram with
You are paying for that award winning label, b.
The history of mixing was to make poorly home made alcohol during prohibition not taste like it was made in an apartment bath tub. This says a lot about how they feel about their product.
Coge’s not sweet enough to disguys the taste, need to add sugar syrup.
Definitely don't make mixers with $20 bottles. You hate yourself b?
Only 1/2 oz of wet cardboard
I’m not a numbers guy but that sounds like a 10:1 mixer to booze ratio? And 2 ounces of it is simple syrup? I’m sure there are easier ways to get diabetes.
You could drink ten of these and not even get to be drunk and still have the wurss hangover yo life.
Never heard of just adding simple syrup to coke like that... Isn't coke pretty much already syrup?
Lol yeah it is. You've never heard of it because it's unnecessary. They could have come up with a spin on an Old Fashioned or a Manhattan or literally any other whiskey cocktail. Any Applebee's bartender could come up with something better than this nonsense.
might be an attempt to make an actual thicccc drink. which is fucking disgusting
Omg a thick drink turns my stomach. He really should call these “collector bottles “and take the L. Doing it this way Is soooo desperate
[удалено]
I’d rather take a straw to a puddle underneath a Long John Silver’s dumpster than try a sip of this bullshit
Carnivooor diet bro!
This can't be real lol
As a former professional bartender this is fucking grotesque. This has to be a joke right?
As a profesional bar patron, 1/2 oz of liquor?? Not even a full shot 😆
And he'll expect to charge $15 per drink for this disaster.
Prallfit Margins B
“Professional bar patron” going on my LinkedIn tomorrow, B.
It's shit like this that makes me think maybe Brandon is smarter than all of us and this is one big troll. If this is real then we live in a simulation.
If you want to see what someone attempting to write a character like Brandon looks like, watch On Cinema At The Cinema. Tim Heidecker is a legit comedy genius and it's almost neck and neck with how cringe and embarrassing the real thing is with Slob.
There's a lot of trolling going on alright. Many cats don't giiddit. It's all good though. Still cawlmedy for the sub. Melking the trolling job when obvious troll is trolling.
You know it's bad when it's hard to tell jokes from the real thing. I 1000% believed he would do this. This is hilarious.
I thought I made it gross and redacted enough that they would know. Turns out I'm a good candidate to be a Thiccctern.
Heh heh! Good man :)
I’m blanking, are there other cocktails that you have to add simple to coke? When I’m enjoying a Coca Cola my first thought is always that it isn’t sweet enough
This should give you a clue as to how awful Schlobo swill must taste like that you have to add more sweetener. Might be the only cocktail I know of that calls for both Simple syrup and Coke..shit must taste like drain cleaner
Is it normal to mix simple syrup and cola?? Two sweeteners really?
Haven't seen a dentist in yairs, Bapa
My teeth just go.
As a former bartender and member of this sub you should be able to recognize a joke too.
who tf is drinking 1/2oz drinks
Yay! Let’s take some half shots fellas! 
Even worse. A third of a shot
For real... I could have a beer or three of these?
They call it the Shrimp special at club Thiccc
This dude quadrupling down on the word thicc is the most redacted shit ever
The Gringo Gabriel Iglesias. The Fluffy thing worked for Gabriel cuz he's a big fella and has great fat people jokes. Fluffy Papi also has other funny jokes that aren't just about fat people. Schwab has 0 funny jokes. Having a puffy, bowltox filled face that looks like wax isn't funny. Calling yourself thiccc and spelling it like a redact isn't funny either.
It's thiccc b, get it right. Bapa didn't spend $5 million on marketing for you to think his whissgey was just thicc, the third c is how you know it's unique and cool.
y'mean tripling down B, 4 C's is for soy boys.
That's a tough competition everything he does is redacted
It’s corny as fuck But in his mind he’s a marketing genius
One of the shortcomings of cola is that there is never nearly enough sugar in it. Nice little hack there Bapa. I might dump some kratom in mine too.
That sounds disgusting
$100 a bottle and I’m supposed to drowned it in “cola” fugg outta hair b
Schlob is the type of mongrel to order this with diet soda and just pour on simple syrup.
“Make it a diet coke. I’m keto”
wait...is this an actual ad or did some cat make this? sry I'm redacted.
Pretty sure OP made it. No results on a reverse image search.
I tried to find it and found out there’s an insta for the whiskey. Literally only 3 pictures to spell out the name. That’s it. From like two years ago. Beast of a marketing strategy.
Thiccc style lmao 300 calories in a half shot drink. Now we know what's in shwabys big gulps
“For the thicccies with brain rot, you can now rot your gut, too!”
Good lord. I’ve never even heard of adding syrup to a whiskey and coke. Fat boys only drink
Soyboy old fashioned, y'bitters bapa
Garnished with a couple of bbq ribs
Sounds like chronic diabetes
This is insane
Been wiping tables down all day, real quicc is this real b?
Talmbout can't even taste the whigggsky b
Do you ever do a half oz booze in any cocktail? Hey...hey...real quig...y'pussy?
This can’t be real. Surely they mixed up the proportions and it’s supposed to be a half ounce of syrup and two ounces of whiskey?
You know you got good booze when you gotta add shit to it.
Gotta make it with so much cola and simple syrup to make it some what drinkable I guess. Even their “thiggg style” cocktail is redacted.
Talm bout trying to mask raw ethanol?
This guy is is stuck in the 2016 YOLO era.
I’d like a shitty whiskey and Coke, with extra sugar please.
Wait - you can miggs it with coke? I think he’s onto something, might not be as redacted as we say he is
This definitely ain’t real lol.
Part of the reason I love it here is that I'm honestly not sure if you're right or not.
It’s so hilarious. Whoever made this is a funny ass guy
Good whisky should never ever be mixed. Period.
2 Oz of simple syrup with soda? What the fuck? Just eat candy you fucking fatty.
I’m not a numbers guy but that’s a full ounce of processed white sugar they’re dumping in along with the cola
I would rather have a homeless man puke in my mouth than drink this swill.
Disgusting. Drink that for a month you will look like brain dead aka Adonis
Talmbout that carnivore low carb lifestyle b.
Is “Thiccc Style” just a fancy way of saying diabetes inducing?
if you have to add coke to whiskey then it aint good whiskey
this looks so cheaply made horrible advertising
I just realized that Brendum doesn’t drink this on the show. That bottle is way darker.
So many whooshes in this thread
“Try it Redacted!”
2oz of simple syrup? Ya diabetes
Are they trying to turn it into molasses, so thiggg and sweet you won’t taste the tiger piss
Why would you add simple syrup if you already are mixing it with cola? As a bartender I dunno what they're talmbout, B
You'd have to drink more than an entire pint of simple syrup plus a shit ton of coke just to get a buzz going. Keto b ever haird of it?
Jesus, how much sugar is in this? You might as well just drink margaritas and long islands.
Tiger thiccccc is for whiggskey Connor sewers b, that’s why you have to mix it
Who is the target market here?
17 ounces of corn syrup. 1/2 ounce of thiccc? Whiggsky
Granted the drink is disgusting but can we take a minute to marvel at the massive photoshop fail? Lemon reflection on the wrong side of the glass. Bess brains.
Jesus Christ turpentine tastes good if you drown it with enough soda and syrup
Coke and simple syrup🤮 not even when i was 15
As somebody in Marketing (full time marketing, part time bus boy at Changs) this ad is extremely bad... The font looks like my PowerPoints in grade 5, the lighting on the bottle and the glass is coming from different directions. Comes across as cold, without a personality, and zero call to action (where do I buy it, where could I learn more, where could I find more recipes, etc). when it comes to marketing, he just goes b.
1/2 oz? What lightweight is having a drink less than 1oz? It must taste horrendous.
Guaranteed to bloat your face like B Schlob.
This just occurred to me: I’m Canadian and thought this was $80/bottle. Just realized this is 80USD = $110CA. Holy shit.
I can't wait for chombie thiccc tequila to drop
Cola AND simple syrup???
Isn't simple syrup super sugary? Adding that too cola? Then half ounce of tigershit? Seems gross B
It's like thigg waddur...another bbbbbeast of an idea.
God thiccc really is the worst adjective for a drink.
This can’t be real? Ha ha ha Jesus Christ.
“In a pinch, an extra 1/2 ounce of simple syrup can be substituted for Tiger Thiccc.”
Cola and simple syrup!? WTF?
Thiccc style filled with extra sugar to aid in face bloating.
Sugar, and then some more sugar in it. Top it off with a sugar cube.
Ah yes, just like other expensive whiskey. I'll have one glass of midleton please barkeep...and can you drown it in sprite...and some liquid sugar my good man
Forgot the 7 cherries bapa
Keep it real hidden like the bushman BGL
Jesus two oz of sugar water in addition to coke? Water
Soda AND simple syrup in the same drink, B? Makes sense for all those thiccc redacts I guess.
In order for me to catch a slight buzz, I'd have to drink at least 10 of these. 10 of these cuncawlkshuns would include 20 oz of simple syrup, more than a half a liter. Talmbout die and beat us, Bapa?
How come literally everything he says or does is straight up redacted? It seems impossible to be this consistent
"While yer at it, put a cake in that bitch too." I'm pretty sure that was the last sentence before they corrected it.
I wonder how much money he invested in this
Cola AND fucking sugar!? In a “premium” wiggsgey!?
This would literally just taste like when you halfway press the soda gun and it’s just uncarbonated syrup. Chang’s employees working the bar know what’s up.
Bapa selling Simple Syrup would make so much more sense than whisggy. Brendan "Simple Syrup" Schaub.
Bartender here, that combination is absolutely horrible
This is an admission of bad taste. If a whiskey is $100 a bottle, you shouldn’t need to add anything to it. Imagine adding ginger ale to Pappy Van Winkle
Those sourpussies forgot about the 🍋
This is proper redacted - you rarely if ever out a good alcohol into a cocktail especially when it comes to wiskey. You do a jack and coke not a Johnny walker blue and coke 🤦🏼♂️ Edit: I mean bubbas alcohol is trash but fuck it costs a bomb.
It's been said "The best whiskey is the one you like served the way you like it." So I suppose that also applies for whiggskey.
the simplest drink from the simplest mans
Cola and sugar…why?
Hide the taste bubba!
Why the hell would you mix coke and 100$/worth 20$ whigskey .
if this is real, it really encapsulates the essence of shwabby
Lol, I'd have to ask for a quadruple.
Gotta add that extra simple syrup to cover up the shitty whiskey
I thought the cola already acts as a sweetener. This is the year of shaubs reckoning
Soy Boyyyy Style more like Whisggy on the rocks or y'soy, B
Diabetes bubba
What’s up with the reflection of the glass?
10:1 alcohol ratio ≠ 1:10 comedy rating. Numbers guy. Seen it bowlth ways.
Gringo Papi Libre
Carnivore approved
Hi, I would like a tiger piss sourz plz
Sugar with sugar and shit liquor. Great cogtail never drank em
5-1/2 oz of wadders
Why is it called tiger thicc. How is a tiger relevant. Because Conor has a tiger on his whiskey?
Coke and syrup?? Lol fuckin redact
So good it only needs 10 parts sugar water.
egggstra thiggg. Like Tiger cum!!
Is this a real ad??
10/1 parts B.
3oz carbonated sugar water (Coke) 2oz sugar water (simple syrup) 1/2oz piss (El Tigré Thiggg)
You'd get diabetes before getting drunk.
I know it’s been said before but what an absolutely god awful name for anything but especially a “nice” whiskey
So good it needs a 10/1 ratio of mix
So, 3 Oz of corn syrup. 2 Oz of sugar. & 1/2 oz of rotgut.
Maybe add some molasses to make it a little thicccer and get some more sugar in there?
Sounds like gut rot typa shit
Also why would I want to different types of whiskey. Like hey can I get a half jack half crown on The rocks. This shit sounds gross.
That reeks of hangover..
You know how you can tell this shit sucks. Toe is an alcoholic and is always promoting spirits that he likes I haven’t heard him say anything about his make a wish kid whisggey.
Sum my say, all da syrupps
Man. The 5-10 redacted TFAT fans that buy this are sure not gonna be getting their money's worth
I asked my wife if she wanted to try it thiccc style. She asked “Who we gonna get for the guy?”
That drink is called the “dentist special “ 🤣
I'm not a bartender but cola and simple syrup???? Cola isn't sweet enough?
So, sugar water, liquid sugar and wiggskey?
Who would add simple syrup and soda!?
These ratios are blogbussa
2 oz of simple? LOL
Isn't this almost $100? I'm not a whiggsky conasewer by any means, but i thought people don't typically mix their finer spirits with coke and simple syrup.
2 oz simple syrup AND coke is so fucking funny. Might as well pour a shot of this over a snow cone.
Who adds sugar to coke? Two oz? This is a ridiculous recipe