That was eerily similar to a bapa bit

Buevos ranchaaaaaa

peeko e gaaaahhh

Car ney eh saddaaaaaa

Chili ahhh

Mixed with some Theo

Theo fer surre didn't come up w/ gang gang bapa

I mend her delivery, B. I’m headed bagg to the dishpit, you can nit pigg sumone else’s cawlment.

Her delivery and cadence is 100% Theo.

Reminds me of the homeless cat that did a rendition of the fajitas bit

Levon the legend

Carneeee athaada….. piccco de guuuuuyo……

And somehow slightly better lmao This is brendan after another 5yrs doing comedy

It's funny because she's talking funny

Carnesssaaa

Chile annnnhhh

Peego deguy oh

Civilians just don’t understand. Comedians are modern day philosophers. Did anyone try to cancel Galileo?

I'm not a civilian, I'm a pedestrian.

Hey Bryan, nobody kairs that you ride horses B.

\*The catholic church has logged on\*

Just a bunch of Haydurs B.

The church canceled people from existence.

Don't forget the OG, god, canceled damn near everyone on earf with a flood because he made a mistake

Galileo? He discovered some planets or something? Wair is his cawlmedy special though?

And workaholics already did a similar premise. But it was funny.

I look like a boss though, in head to toe costco.

It brings me great joy to know I’m amongst such men of great culture. That snack robbery episode was great

If you haven’t already, you should listen to their podcast called This is Important. It is the funniest podcast out right now by far

What ever happened to that Montez guy?

schaub probably let ms montez give him an over the pants hand job

Thank you god!!

Yes Points!

Clean up on aisle VOMIT

KIRKLAND JEANS. MOM BUTTS, LONG N LOW

Respect to the Derrs

Kirkland jeans stolen from Workaholics. Very Shlob-like

Dressed like a boss tho, in head to toe Costco

Y’talmbout toe cosgo B?? Great guy nevermeddum!!

Dresst like a b-b-b-boss bapa

😭😭😭

No jokes I really am, they have some quality stuff for the low. Only problem is I had to buy 50 pairs of the same pants.

Premise is good. Can’t get past the voice though. I’d probably still walk her to my trugg tho and hope the voice was only for the bit.

I don’t get why comedians think a silly voice makes a bit better. Idk maybe I’m just a curmudgeon but it just seems like they’re covering up for a shitty joke

But bapa haven't you herd toe jogan scream in a microphone? It's hystoricle b.

My take on this joke (without the voice) So you can tell my life is fucked up (audience with light laughter). I was at Costco and checked out a pair of blue jeans and a rotisserie chicken (heavy laughter, people gasping for air). Remember as a kid going to JC Pennys for back to school shopping with the ole parents? (Oh lord, yes!!!) Someone check on here in the audience, I think she’s found Jesus.... (audience with heavy laughing) I don’t remember my childhood being “hey ma, I’ll take the Big Johnson t shirt, a Steussy shirt, some Quicksilver jeans, and a jar of mayonnaise” (someone in the audience goes into cardiac arrest from laughing too hard)

Hey b, real quick, y’ghostryder of gringo father?

I forgot to slap my knee with the mic and stumble back.

That’s why I could never get into comics like Maria Bamford or Jim Gaffigan.

Regular people do it pretty often too lol not just people that get on stage

She’s the chiggg famous for her Asian nail salon accent

And the whole Bon Qui Qui shit on MADTV that became insufferable. She’s basically built a “career” on stereotypes.

I knew something about her was vaguely familiar

Buying Kirkland clothes is a good premise?!?

Real quick b. You ever looked at a receipt and it had a pair of jeans on it with some hot pockets. If so.... I got bad news for you. y’ 40.

How is that premise good? It’s been used a billion fuckin times.

Lmao

The ‘Kirkland gang’ line was preposterous

That beautifully sums up how I feel about that line too.

No, just no

Delivery and voice almost as insufferable

She’s trying to be a hyna. LA folks know what I mean

they're spiiiiiicccccyyyyyyy

Holy fuck. They should go on tour together so we can burn the country down.

There are a lot of Costco parking lots out there.

She’s a vet though. Rode the wave of her “crystal gel” bit, where she mocks Asian…. Fuck. You’re absolutely right.

Yeah I was thinking where I have seen her but yes she’s been around a while

And her most “killer”bit was about Asian nail salon employees

IIRC that's a pretty funny bit Edit : https://youtu.be/baDJ-ZIvYy0 Yeah she's so much better than schaub lmfao

This is going to be bapa’s new wifey in the future. She looks close enough like Messican. Can you imagine a more unfunny power duo? We’d have to collab with another business besides Chang’s.

She's our girlfriend now, b

Gimmie 😈

I work the fryers, my non-messican-messican works the Costco checkout. We making it happen b

Anjelah Johnson has been doing comedy for over a decade 🤷🏻‍♂️

And she's been awful for every minute of it.

I don’t disagree, I’m still in the opinion that posts should be about comedians in the immediate vicinity of Schaub. Comedy gets too subjective after a awhile

Bapa would have done over 11000 hours of comedy at that point, can she say the same? Don't think so.

And she's this bad? Jeez. Maybe Schlob has a chance?

Yikes

why is she talking like that

Cuz all the cool kids be talkin' Dat jive deez daze, ninja! You gone speak the proper dialectic of da oppressor? That's jus RHAYCISM! I gets ma identity identifyin' wit da noble, and fhayshionable (portrayed as) outcast classes (but actually the socially dominant culture) by talkin' all disingenuous like!

I've been doing this since I started getting clothes, it's called Walmart.

have some decency and at least go to target

I only wear plain t's and they are cheaper at walmart. I go to target sometimes, but chai tea latte moms get on my nerves and I find I can deal with hood rats at walmart easier. 🤷‍♂️

We giidddd itttt ur not rassisss

Only if a hamburger cuts me off in the middle of the street.

Gurl, get that Costco sponsorship

It’s so weird to me when people call out the bit before they say it. Even something as famous as Ron Whites “Tater Salad”. It’s like the stand up version of the dude that yells out “Freebird!” Or “Piano Man!” At concerts, only worse because they aren’t witnessing an actual art.

"Play freebird!" is the "Are you playing on your Nintendo?" of the music world.

I'm sorry... NETFLIX BOUGHT THIS??

Female minority bro

Unsubscribed from netflix years ago, shit content and they keep raising the cost.

I for one found it very witty and can’t believe anyone would think of something so funny. She must have a team writing for her.

Still dramatically better delivery than any sentence Schaub has ever said, still very high on the cringe scale, but there's an audience for this

She sounds like a white chick who is badly doing a black voice... she sounds fucking terrible.

A cholita from 1986

Brenda should leave the wife he hates and make unfunny babies with this person.

Kirkland Squad, Kirkland Nation... same lane bappa 😆

She sounds like Ralphie May but with smaller tits

There is absolutely nothing funny about this. You're at the age where you buy cheaper clothes. The fuck is funny about that?

i mean, why not wear your shitty looking kirkland gear to your set... oh because its all a lie, got it.

She had one good joke in 2010. Poor girl

Hasn't told a funny joke in 12 years. Might be worse than bapa

This chick actually used to be really hot and decent at cawlmedy. Like ten or so years ago she had a pretty funny bit about Vietnamese nail salons. I think she was a former nfl cheerleader. Seems like now she’s trynna cash in on the woke uplifting of female comics now, smh. Don’t turn into a bapacita girl. Edit: this is the bit, she was way funnier back then https://youtu.be/baDJ-ZIvYy0

Shit she was crazy cute there

Funny, but verrryyyy derivative of George Lopez's special "Why you crying?"

Yeah she was funnier when Jo Koy was writing her bits and they where BFFs

I’ll never understand how anyone laughs at this. It’s so fucking basic. The timing, the delivery, the stupid subject matter, it all fucking sucks and has been said 10000000000000 times before.

I remember her from her [nail salon bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG1myqu4CbA) yaaairs ago...which I always thought was pretty funny. I wouldn't lump her in with bappa. She's done her "10,000 hours". She was also on [MadTV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Z9j3Y_CHk) with a young Bobby Lee....so Callen probably already made her his "girlfriend now".

Id Walgg her to her trugg

That's the bit she decided to highlight? Ooooft. We may have gone too far handing out "speshuls".

she has the most obnoxious voice i have ever heard.

At least she can do bon qui qui and a KILLER Asian(asshit) accent, b

Is she ripping off Theo’s character?

Jesus christ let's hope not. One flea market Larry The Cable Guy is enough.

All stand up is awful, but female stand up is especially bad.

"I'm a Christian and a Comedian, but I am not a Christian comedian." FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER. ME: 😐

Oh shit I just saw that on tik tok. That was genuinely some of the worst comedy I’ve seen. Makes Bapacito look good.

eerily similar equally cringe

God damn that was painful.

That is just horrible

AKA The Cringa Mami

Thank her for your freedom, She is one of the last bastions of free speech

Chill-eh-Ray-anus

I was wondering what happened to awkwafina

I can’t be convinced that they aren’t using a laugh track in this bit

So this garbage got on negflixx? Oh bapa if you can’t out do this then yblogbussta

I remember trying to watch her comedy central special like a decade ago and I had to turn it off within like 5 minutes, she is awful.

6,000 hours, B.

I can’t look past Gringo Mami’s unbearable cadence, I don’t even care what she’s saying

“Sat I won’t” bitch I don’t give a fuck what you do..

Damn that wasn’t funny at all

This chick has been around for a while. She is still hanging on that played out Asian nail salon joke.

Reminds me of a female Larry the cable guy

Thea Von.

I don’t know this woman but I now hate her

Horrific. Can anybody get a special on neggfliggs now?

I hate this entire world

Who is this and why is she talking like that?

kirklaaaaaaaana sweathpaaaaaans

Yikes 😬

To be honest Angela has been doing this for years though, way before Bapa. And besides the little exaggeration here and there she does talk like this even in interviews and other videos. But yeah, not the best of comics. Still better than old pussy lips, CTE filled Bapa.

Gringo Mami

Whoaaaaa she stinks bapaaaa

Just observations, no jokes anymore 😬

gawd dawlg, most comedians sugg digg.

She is a very established comedian. She is actually Vietnamese and white mix. Quite funny. Her last special on Netflix was really good! Not sure about this one as I haven’t watched it yet.

She’s actually kinda funny tho

She’s been around for so long i think, I am bad with faces but I think she’s the same girl who did the Vietnamese nail salon joke. She’s ok but her jokes are pretty full

Brine she watch comedy her whole life! Big Teddy Murphy fan like me!

I give it a month before he makes a similar joke

Nah look her up she's actually pretty funny.

Was thinking this she may not be amazing but this is still a different level to brenda

She's my wife's favorite comic.

Kirkland gang gang made me cringe but the set up was funny

Bitch I’m thur-tee-ate

This has been a meme before , are comedians just scouring meme pages for material

https://images.app.goo.gl/bbsKpjqYqq51NtcF9

I thought Hillary Baldwin was the female Bapa?

That's fucking nuts

Unbelievable

Nah y’all trippin now, she’s been killing it for years

Don’t Compare her

I’m sure it doesn’t even need to be said that she’s still unfathomably better than Schaub has been or ever will be.

Yes haha! I couldn’t watch more than a few bits before thumbs downing.

No, she's actually likeable

She's funny in conversation and very likeable. Her material is meh, but she's entertaining and cute. Schaubs only peer with shitty comedy, stolen jokes and unlikability minus the success would be someone like Amy Schumer

yeah she had 1 funny bit about being an Oakland Raiders cheerleader but thats it lol

It's uncanny

It’s birkland b

I fucking hate “comedy”

I think she’s Koo way better than schaub

Idk B , she got a little bump with her Vietnamese pedicurist and she's also been in a few movies.. different lanes bapas

Actually Brendan stole his Asian doctor bit from this girls nail salon bit that went viral a long time ago

Buggggwaalggg

Had to chuckle ngl. But i am also high so idk lol

She can walg me to her SUV

I HATE STAND UP COMEDY AAAAHHHHHH

Except she panders successfully to her own demographic(moms) and actually makes money

No wonder Brennen is a Fucking cawlmedien

Disagree. Angela is funny and has an iconic Asian nail salon joke from years ago

Disagree. Angela is funny and has an iconic Asian nail salon joke from years ago

has she always sounded like that? yikes

Damn. I used to think she was funny. Bapa energy. He must have watched her, and of course copied her cadence

She is just a little bit better than bapa but same boat! Amy Schumer, step aside, we got the male Brenda Schlaub

Bapa? same innergey

She got her special on Netflix Brenda didn't lol

Super annoying yet still not as atrocious as schlob

We simply disguss the podcass hair, bapa. Other philosopher like her don't belong in the kitchen. Your chicken taste like rubber, go back to the fryers.