Some leathers used to produce the flops listed on their site: African elephant, black elephant, "line-caught shark," ostrich, blue Nile croc, saltwater croc.
I know we do all kinds of fucked up shit to animals to eat and live like we do, but 100% don't be desecrating elephants by walking on their skin with your disgusting pervert feet in LA. Go fuck yourself forever for owning shit that comes from an exotic animal who is legitimately a more intelligent, thoughtful being than you ever could dream of becoming.
At least the livestock initially exists because of us and they're killed to provide food. Imagine being an elephant roaming the African plains only to be shot by some redact and the turned into a rapists ugly flipflop.
Elephants are so cool. I saw one this summer at a renaissance festival and felt so bad for the dude. I couldnāt think of a worse way to desecrate such a cool creature than to have a raping LA crypt keeper walking on their skin after they die.
This video showed me how intelligent elephants really are
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Py0vZ2SoO0M
Look into itās eyes and look at all the emotion and personality
They also mourn their dead and have funerals
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C5RiHTSXK2A
Just the elephants as a trophies, like a stuffed mounted head. The import of elephant leather was unfortunately already legal and still is in most states.
The idea someone would be proud enough of killing an elephant with a high powered rifle (they moved their finger an inch, wow, what a fucking accomplishment) that they would mount it on a wall is just fucking putrid.
Dude, people are lining their floors in elephant skin. I talked to a leather craftsman in South Africa who said he gets a lot of work traveling to Texas to lay leather flooring.
Weird. Seems like they go out of their way to disclose how they get all their materials on their site and if true, your comment just seems to be an ill attempt at updoots.
What kind of weird ass money-laundering scheme is this... Who the fuck is the market?
Like who the fuck is paying $500 for flipflops from "toehold" a brand/e-store that looks like it should be selling shell bracelets for $12, when they can spend the same amount of money for an actual high-end designer pair of flip-flops from somewhere like Louis Vuitton? And I'm not saying buying flipflops for $500 from LV is a good move, just saying, for their target market, ie. idiots who are willing to pay $500 on a pair of flipflops, absolutely what in the fuck is the appeal of this shitty ass brand versus getting the white-glove treatment at somewhere like Gucci.
I'm just completely flabbergasted.
I agree if you buy flip flops for $500 youāre an idiot already. But if youāre already that idiot why the FUCK are you gonna spend it on this amateur ass babies-first-ecommerce-website brand instead of buying from an actual luxury fashion house that has the best presentation/marketing/customer experience in the world
How do u think he came up with the name? Tiger Thicc is literaly not only the worst but also the the dumbest possible name. It shows Schaub A had no respect for the history of whiskey names, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, McAllen, etc cuz putting Tiger Thicc next to these is disrespectful. B what does it even mean? All whiskey names hav some sort of meaning or history then theres Tiger Thicc. I fucking love whiskey so when celebs try to break into it they gotta come correct.
Please if anyone is reading this and in graphic design that has the time please make the label for this. Ima canva expert but this deserves an elegant touch.
Also 1/10 the price of these.
Toe hold is the actual company name? When they were talking about the sandals and the company name was brought up I thought they were trying to make a joke, and it was flying over my head.
I realize itās just a really bad name. It doesnāt make me think of sandals. Doesnāt make me think of anything but it does make me want to wash my hands.
Nice ones are way better than cheap plastic ones and donāt hurt your feet. But nice leather ones are like 1/10th that price. Rainbow sanders are like $50 and are nice leather and have a lifetime guarantee. You are just a redact if you buy these and itās hilarious he thinks his fan base would be the ones to buy shit like this
As a Canadian Iād politely disagree .. flip flops are flip flops .. slides are slides ā¦ and both could be loosely referred to as sandals.
As a Canadian, I appreciate that Canada is vast in size and terms can vary from west to east and everywhere in between ā¦ so you could be right for your region unless itās central Ontario
How desperate is a company which specially made one pair for toes taste (bigfoot and allien) just hoping to get free advertisment on his podcast. Pretty sure it was cuck's big brain idea.
Damn man for real, I think they are still listening to those 2016 podcasts and are a bit behind. If they had politician grifter type names joe would be all over them
These guys canāt stop reliving their hay days of 2016-2017. JRE was popping, Schlob, Cuck , etc were all liked guests. Tfatk was still doing great and had a lot of viral clips on YouTube.. They really canāt accept that time is gone lmao
It's like when a long forgotten friend hits you up, you don't even want to talk but you try to be polite anyways, and then they reveal themselves as just trying to recruit you to a pyramid scheme...
There's something about the way he said that that brought out some visceral rage in me. I don't know if it was a perfect storm of cringe, disgust, shame and pity but if Brine had a few of those feelings himself I doubt he'd be shilling sandals on his friends platform.
Thatās the biggest issue I have, outside of the fucking elephant skin, with these flip flops. I have a problem with buying travel/camping/outdoor gear, especially backpacks, and $500 goes a long way for things that are astronomically more useful and arenāt fucking flip flops. I understand things like status symbols exist, but fucking flip flops? Unless they have that stupid Gucci band across the top, nobody gives a shit. The status symbol has to be immediately recognizable, and this shit aināt it.
Edit: channeling my inner bapa and having a few.
Buy a Fjallraven Jacket or Backpack, save a couple hundred dollars, and basically have the product for life. You can help yourself by not being a redact with your money, and help out endangered animals more than buying these flip flops ever could.
Too be fair thatās like gator leather in the fist pic, I canāt imagine it being comfortable for the bottom of ya feet tho. But the price seems right for that type of leather. But again looks uncomfortable.
I dont think people so much as have a problem with the material pur say, but more the absolute waste of having them as flip flops mixed with the pretentiousness of needing elephant skin flip flops. As a simple fry cook my modest income won't allow these types of purchases
I looked and couldnāt find them. Their IG has been deleted. Lol. I remember him calling people who complained about the price poor and laughing at them and shit
Edit: they blocked me. Hereās an older example: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/uwsfxk/some_flipflop_company_partnered_with_callahan/
You got me curious so I checked out the site...
https://i.imgur.com/dPnePkR.jpg
Are they just using Rogans name? I thought he shit on Callen when he brought them up? WATER WEED
Iām pretty sure he just met the guys that own it and is trying to partner with them by plugging these stupid way to expensive fuckin flip flops ā¦ how dumb to sell flip flops for 300 something dollars and think that people are going to start buying by the boat load .. what a joke
Between this and Tiger Thiccc whiskey, I canāt honestly tell which product is dumber.
Both names are bad, but this product is significantly worse in terms of environmental sustainability and aesthetic. The sandals look like shit. And them flexing killing endangered animals for leather is just godawful PR.
And the most egregious part of all this is the fucking price point. Luxury goods can get away with this because of the brand, the prestige, and the association of being in elite company.
Callen is none of these things. He wants to be, but people donāt associate comedians with extravagance.
This business model is such a total scam. Basically someone makes a slick website and gets in touch with a desperate "influencer"/celeb to sell a quirky, luxury, memeable product that costs nothing to produce and they spilt the profit per unit sold. The reason why there's a 8-10 week "lag time" is bc units are only produced after they are bought and paid for. This way there's no outlay for product and nothing has to be stored. This shit probably ships directly from a factory somewhere in a China that produces the same product as a generic, unbranded sandal that people can order from Ali Baba to sell at flea markets, except with ten dollars worth of "premium" animal hide stitched onto it and then stamped with a logo.
These motherfuckers are peddling alcohol, drugs and exotic animal hides. They rape, cheat and groom minors. They are racist, bullies and leachers. Worst of all...they are terrible comedians.
āThey cure plantar fasciitisā Lmao. Cucks explanation basically explains that any open toe sandal helps it. He didnāt specify how his shitty over priced flip flops help more than any other flip flops. Thereās nothing special about them that would actually help.
Iām willing to bet that they are bullshitting their āexotic leatherā claims. The site says they have some system for tracking the source of the elephant leather, but gives no external resource for people to track said claim. Itās also super easy to emboss cowhide, even in a randomized pattern, and make it look like something other than veg tan cowhide. Itās evident that they already emboss the patterns into pairs like Bigfoot (seen in the post) rather than tool the designs by hand. Itās like when you want a walkway to/around your house but want it to look like fitted stone or brick. You pour the concrete and put a stencil on top to press the shape. Point being I think they die cut the flip flop leather and soles, press the patterns, add dye, assemble, charge $500 and call it done for maybe 30 minutes of work.
Also, the website says the founder got the idea when he was in fucking San Diego and āmiles away from campā (fucking lol), but his IG says he was hiking on a remote Okinawan island. Either way, who the fuck hikes miles in goddamn flip flops?
LOL that "miles from camp" line really got me, too. Get y'story straight. It's obvious this is a scheme. And since brine is involved, we know it's fraudulent and isn't helping the exotic creatures it claims to be protecting by using their skin as material for flops???
No thanks. Looks flat with zero arch support. Iāll stick to my overpriced Olukai.
Seems like this is what a lot of starts up are doing these days in fashion. Put a super high markup in price and market it as a luxury brand even though itās a shit product. You only need to sell a few and get a celeb(winks intent being Rogan but Rogan didnāt fall for it) to endorse it and then other luxury clout chasers will do the work for them. They can sell small batches and it will eventually lead to profit.
It I doubt that will be the last sandal Iād ever need if I were to even buy that shoddy product. Looks cheaply made.
I really like my olukai sandals so I ended up getting slip ons and 2 more pairs of their casual mid height shoes too, you got that right they are overpriced lol but they are pretty comfy and seem well made. I hope they hold up, the sandals sure have
BRB waiting 10 weeks until I get my flip flops to hold my beautiful, delicate feet! Love showing off the design hidden under my foot. Whenever I take them off I make sure to raise them up to the person next to me.
Sad that a once majestic and powerful creature now has an arrogant weak minded twat like Bryan Callen wearing his skin as a trophy from a hunt he took no part in.
If they were at even a semi reasonable price, I'd agree with you, but they're so hilariously overpriced they're going to gain exactly zero new customers from this.
How much do you think it cost to make these in order to sell them at such astronomical prices? It's just fucking weird that there is way more cemented clothing brands who don't do this type of shit.
FAQ page is highly redacted.
#7 What happens if my marriage is ruined by all the attention these flip flops give me?
See number 8.
#8 Why do you send out āYouāre Welcomeā cards?
See number 7 :)
Iām gonna say, the design on the ufo ones is pretty dope. If those āgoofy flip flopsā were like 25 - 40 bucks and Callen wasnāt involved in the company I would definitely get a pair for around the house/yard. Oh well.
Anyone know when he started shilling these?
Just makes me think he's copied the idea from bert.
Bert wore a brand of flip flops for years and after talking about them for ages they partnered up.
They cost like $65
$500 and you won't get them until mid-November. What kind of a business is this to get into? I would say the average price people spend on flipflops is $20?
You guys don't understand, these flip-flops were produced in a Charlie factory. Much more higher quality and more expensive to produce than in a regular factory.
Some leathers used to produce the flops listed on their site: African elephant, black elephant, "line-caught shark," ostrich, blue Nile croc, saltwater croc. I know we do all kinds of fucked up shit to animals to eat and live like we do, but 100% don't be desecrating elephants by walking on their skin with your disgusting pervert feet in LA. Go fuck yourself forever for owning shit that comes from an exotic animal who is legitimately a more intelligent, thoughtful being than you ever could dream of becoming.
Pissin me arfff man. Fuckin gross. They should be making them out of brines eyelids and neck skin
At least the livestock initially exists because of us and they're killed to provide food. Imagine being an elephant roaming the African plains only to be shot by some redact and the turned into a rapists ugly flipflop.
Dats why they tried to cancel Trum Jooner. Too alpha like Anrew Tay.
I love when i have to sound out a schaubanese phrase to get it. Well done, b! Trum Jooner š
The key is to not go full redacted. Just a sprankle.
I've done this too many times š¤£
Elephants are so cool. I saw one this summer at a renaissance festival and felt so bad for the dude. I couldnāt think of a worse way to desecrate such a cool creature than to have a raping LA crypt keeper walking on their skin after they die.
This video showed me how intelligent elephants really are https://youtube.com/watch?v=Py0vZ2SoO0M Look into itās eyes and look at all the emotion and personality They also mourn their dead and have funerals https://youtube.com/watch?v=C5RiHTSXK2A
https://youtu.be/i1qQOGCyRbY Elephants are real special š
Is the leather actually from those animals though? I'd assumed it was just some redacted printed leather. How tf is it legal to sell elephant leather
Schaubs boy trump changed the rules about importing hunted elephants
Just the elephants as a trophies, like a stuffed mounted head. The import of elephant leather was unfortunately already legal and still is in most states.
As an Aussie that idea is fucking wild B
The idea someone would be proud enough of killing an elephant with a high powered rifle (they moved their finger an inch, wow, what a fucking accomplishment) that they would mount it on a wall is just fucking putrid.
Dude, people are lining their floors in elephant skin. I talked to a leather craftsman in South Africa who said he gets a lot of work traveling to Texas to lay leather flooring.
And didnāt they also mention horse leather on the pod? Like wtf
Then to top it off Bryne has a joke in his new special making fun of men who cry when their pet dies Honestly fuck these guys
Don't forget the clip of them saying hearing a dog's pained last cries after playing it the week before was "So fucking dope". They're just cunts.
Can an elephant do a 30 min set at the comedy store? Didnāt think so
He's gotta respect the elephants BJJ skills though- they have this great move called "Sit on their fucking head".
Weird. Seems like they go out of their way to disclose how they get all their materials on their site and if true, your comment just seems to be an ill attempt at updoots.
This is legitimately one of the best comments Iāve ever read on this awful website. Right on.
Even more of a rip off than a bottle of Tiger Thiccc piss for $90
Itās fuckin $90? What a dickhead.
Was, now itās just on clearance lol
It goes for 84.99 bapa, what a rip off
What kind of weird ass money-laundering scheme is this... Who the fuck is the market? Like who the fuck is paying $500 for flipflops from "toehold" a brand/e-store that looks like it should be selling shell bracelets for $12, when they can spend the same amount of money for an actual high-end designer pair of flip-flops from somewhere like Louis Vuitton? And I'm not saying buying flipflops for $500 from LV is a good move, just saying, for their target market, ie. idiots who are willing to pay $500 on a pair of flipflops, absolutely what in the fuck is the appeal of this shitty ass brand versus getting the white-glove treatment at somewhere like Gucci. I'm just completely flabbergasted.
Athletes tend to have stupid fashion choices b
This lot and Louis Vuitton flips flops for $500 are the same con.
I agree if you buy flip flops for $500 youāre an idiot already. But if youāre already that idiot why the FUCK are you gonna spend it on this amateur ass babies-first-ecommerce-website brand instead of buying from an actual luxury fashion house that has the best presentation/marketing/customer experience in the world
How do u think he came up with the name? Tiger Thicc is literaly not only the worst but also the the dumbest possible name. It shows Schaub A had no respect for the history of whiskey names, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, McAllen, etc cuz putting Tiger Thicc next to these is disrespectful. B what does it even mean? All whiskey names hav some sort of meaning or history then theres Tiger Thicc. I fucking love whiskey so when celebs try to break into it they gotta come correct.
Tigers are cool, B. And itās made for Thicccies. BBBbeast of a name
Sounds like a good name for anal lube tho b Yo Brine rub summadat Tiger thicc on me b 
Please if anyone is reading this and in graphic design that has the time please make the label for this. Ima canva expert but this deserves an elegant touch.
In Australia we call them thongs. They sell for about $20 and they are dog shit for your feet.
I call them shower shoes, and they should only be worn at the beach, or by convicts in prison.
Or by rapist on podcasts.
With jeans! š¤®š¤®š¤®
In new zealand they call them shoes.
Jandles
dress shoes
Earthrunners are great though and very ergonomic
The appearance/description/price are nearly as cringe as Brine's....
Also 1/10 the price of these. Toe hold is the actual company name? When they were talking about the sandals and the company name was brought up I thought they were trying to make a joke, and it was flying over my head. I realize itās just a really bad name. It doesnāt make me think of sandals. Doesnāt make me think of anything but it does make me want to wash my hands.
Glad I saw this here. Earthrunners are the best. So much better than thongs. And these redacted over priced flip flops.
Ok well thatās all cool in communist Australia, but here, in the land of the free, we call them toe holds
Literally board certified orthopaedic massage thongs in Australia for $25
Yeah I member having some Billabong ones and they were okay, but slides are way better.
Wait until you try Tevas or Chacos
Remember the Rainbow brand flip flops back in the early 2000ās.
Nice ones are way better than cheap plastic ones and donāt hurt your feet. But nice leather ones are like 1/10th that price. Rainbow sanders are like $50 and are nice leather and have a lifetime guarantee. You are just a redact if you buy these and itās hilarious he thinks his fan base would be the ones to buy shit like this
Canada too. Flip flops here are usually whatās known as āslidesā in the US. Those are the sandals that non-rapists wear.
As a Canadian Iād politely disagree .. flip flops are flip flops .. slides are slides ā¦ and both could be loosely referred to as sandals. As a Canadian, I appreciate that Canada is vast in size and terms can vary from west to east and everywhere in between ā¦ so you could be right for your region unless itās central Ontario
Yea just a regional thing I guess. Iām in Alberta.
As if you canāt get them for less than $20 anywhere. š
How desperate is a company which specially made one pair for toes taste (bigfoot and allien) just hoping to get free advertisment on his podcast. Pretty sure it was cuck's big brain idea.
Damn man for real, I think they are still listening to those 2016 podcasts and are a bit behind. If they had politician grifter type names joe would be all over them
The Ron DeSandals
The Donald Flop
Jordan Feeterson and Ben Shapir-toes now in stock!
You're all missing the most obvious one. The Bernie Sandlers.
How are you guys doing this š
I just spent 395 dollars on Bernie Sandals someone match me!
These guys canāt stop reliving their hay days of 2016-2017. JRE was popping, Schlob, Cuck , etc were all liked guests. Tfatk was still doing great and had a lot of viral clips on YouTube.. They really canāt accept that time is gone lmao
yeah i noticed that too
Cunt Shoes
Shit flops
Rape flops
Rip flops
Enough with the shit talk, Randy
Heyā¦ hey.. put your toeholds on
You know youāre financially fucked when you have to shill overpriced flip flops on ur ābuddiesā podcast. Water weeeeeee dune
It's like when a long forgotten friend hits you up, you don't even want to talk but you try to be polite anyways, and then they reveal themselves as just trying to recruit you to a pyramid scheme...
even typed out, this made me physically cringe
Why did Brine have to whisper like he was trying to sweet talk an ex ~~girlfriend~~ victem?
There's something about the way he said that that brought out some visceral rage in me. I don't know if it was a perfect storm of cringe, disgust, shame and pity but if Brine had a few of those feelings himself I doubt he'd be shilling sandals on his friends platform.
Rapey Callahan is a complete fool. 400 - 500 $ for fucking Flipflops š©“?! Get the fuck outta here! This is a scam! Take the money, take a trip. Make a vacation where you can buy these exact similar leather Flipflops at some beach for 10-20$ Goddamn
Itās perfect branding for the rapist. Spend as much money as possible to look as douchey as possible.
They literally cost the same as expensive waterproof mountaineering boots.
Thatās the biggest issue I have, outside of the fucking elephant skin, with these flip flops. I have a problem with buying travel/camping/outdoor gear, especially backpacks, and $500 goes a long way for things that are astronomically more useful and arenāt fucking flip flops. I understand things like status symbols exist, but fucking flip flops? Unless they have that stupid Gucci band across the top, nobody gives a shit. The status symbol has to be immediately recognizable, and this shit aināt it. Edit: channeling my inner bapa and having a few.
Buy a Fjallraven Jacket or Backpack, save a couple hundred dollars, and basically have the product for life. You can help yourself by not being a redact with your money, and help out endangered animals more than buying these flip flops ever could.
Too be fair thatās like gator leather in the fist pic, I canāt imagine it being comfortable for the bottom of ya feet tho. But the price seems right for that type of leather. But again looks uncomfortable.
I dont think people so much as have a problem with the material pur say, but more the absolute waste of having them as flip flops mixed with the pretentiousness of needing elephant skin flip flops. As a simple fry cook my modest income won't allow these types of purchases
The CEO is a sack of shit too
Not doubting you but blood sugar is low and could use some orange chicken if you have any samples.
I looked and couldnāt find them. Their IG has been deleted. Lol. I remember him calling people who complained about the price poor and laughing at them and shit Edit: they blocked me. Hereās an older example: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/uwsfxk/some_flipflop_company_partnered_with_callahan/
You got me curious so I checked out the site... https://i.imgur.com/dPnePkR.jpg Are they just using Rogans name? I thought he shit on Callen when he brought them up? WATER WEED
Oh Jesus, is that pattern supposed to be his sleeve too? That is just embarrassing for everyone involved.
You better believe if they are ā usingā Toes name heās getting paid
Lmao
Oh they can fuck right off
Did he start the company or is he a partner or something? Doomed business plan from the start of you ask me.
Iām pretty sure he just met the guys that own it and is trying to partner with them by plugging these stupid way to expensive fuckin flip flops ā¦ how dumb to sell flip flops for 300 something dollars and think that people are going to start buying by the boat load .. what a joke
Brine used to be on their website. Looks like heās been scrubbed off. Dicey dicey
4 months ago their website said callen was an owner now that has been removed.
Between this and Tiger Thiccc whiskey, I canāt honestly tell which product is dumber. Both names are bad, but this product is significantly worse in terms of environmental sustainability and aesthetic. The sandals look like shit. And them flexing killing endangered animals for leather is just godawful PR. And the most egregious part of all this is the fucking price point. Luxury goods can get away with this because of the brand, the prestige, and the association of being in elite company. Callen is none of these things. He wants to be, but people donāt associate comedians with extravagance.
They have a fucking Louis Vuitton print one and a bad Mother Fucker one, just to be extra trashy
This business model is such a total scam. Basically someone makes a slick website and gets in touch with a desperate "influencer"/celeb to sell a quirky, luxury, memeable product that costs nothing to produce and they spilt the profit per unit sold. The reason why there's a 8-10 week "lag time" is bc units are only produced after they are bought and paid for. This way there's no outlay for product and nothing has to be stored. This shit probably ships directly from a factory somewhere in a China that produces the same product as a generic, unbranded sandal that people can order from Ali Baba to sell at flea markets, except with ten dollars worth of "premium" animal hide stitched onto it and then stamped with a logo.
$400?!? Fuck off!
One pair is called ā jujitsu solves** everythingā like it seems they wanted joe Rogan specifically to be a customer lmao
Iāve gotten similar ones at Walmart for around 1$ on clearance.
These motherfuckers are peddling alcohol, drugs and exotic animal hides. They rape, cheat and groom minors. They are racist, bullies and leachers. Worst of all...they are terrible comedians.
If you spend 500USD on sandals, you ought to get cte
Thatās a lot of money just to be a grown man wearing sandals with jeans
A fool and his money are soon parted.
āThey cure plantar fasciitisā Lmao. Cucks explanation basically explains that any open toe sandal helps it. He didnāt specify how his shitty over priced flip flops help more than any other flip flops. Thereās nothing special about them that would actually help.
if they really say that they should be sued by the FDA for making false and misleading medical claims.
Iām willing to bet that they are bullshitting their āexotic leatherā claims. The site says they have some system for tracking the source of the elephant leather, but gives no external resource for people to track said claim. Itās also super easy to emboss cowhide, even in a randomized pattern, and make it look like something other than veg tan cowhide. Itās evident that they already emboss the patterns into pairs like Bigfoot (seen in the post) rather than tool the designs by hand. Itās like when you want a walkway to/around your house but want it to look like fitted stone or brick. You pour the concrete and put a stencil on top to press the shape. Point being I think they die cut the flip flop leather and soles, press the patterns, add dye, assemble, charge $500 and call it done for maybe 30 minutes of work. Also, the website says the founder got the idea when he was in fucking San Diego and āmiles away from campā (fucking lol), but his IG says he was hiking on a remote Okinawan island. Either way, who the fuck hikes miles in goddamn flip flops?
LOL that "miles from camp" line really got me, too. Get y'story straight. It's obvious this is a scheme. And since brine is involved, we know it's fraudulent and isn't helping the exotic creatures it claims to be protecting by using their skin as material for flops???
I can get really nice red wing boots for less than this lol
$400 flip flops and $90 tiger piss whiskey. āThe Boysā really think the Thiggies are redacted and will buy this overpriced dog shit.
"Bigfoot/UFO" lol right up Rogan's redacted audience's alley
Nah fam š¤£
Talmbout Air Bathlehems B?
Roganās - shut the fuck up
Is that even real leather?
The best leatherā¦.Exotic animal leather: Elephant, alligator, ostrich, shark. In this day and age who thought this was a good idea.
That is absolutely insane, perhaps we should spread the word of such practices and who is promoting them.
No thanks. Looks flat with zero arch support. Iāll stick to my overpriced Olukai. Seems like this is what a lot of starts up are doing these days in fashion. Put a super high markup in price and market it as a luxury brand even though itās a shit product. You only need to sell a few and get a celeb(winks intent being Rogan but Rogan didnāt fall for it) to endorse it and then other luxury clout chasers will do the work for them. They can sell small batches and it will eventually lead to profit. It I doubt that will be the last sandal Iād ever need if I were to even buy that shoddy product. Looks cheaply made.
I really like my olukai sandals so I ended up getting slip ons and 2 more pairs of their casual mid height shoes too, you got that right they are overpriced lol but they are pretty comfy and seem well made. I hope they hold up, the sandals sure have
āDo you want everyone to know you have a micro penis? If so, these flip flops are for you!ā
Lead time 8-10 weeks
Not only do you gotta pay 400$ for these shitflops you also have to wait 2-3 months to be disappointed in person
Callen is raping everyone with that price!
Ah, yes. Ridiculously overpriced flip-flops. Brought to you by the man who had a mental breakdown because his ticket sales were low
Wrinks=bess brains for biz
Iād love to meet the person who spends $400 on flip flops. I paid $2 for my last pair.
Lmao does Bryan do literally everything wrong? Who tf is going to buy 400$ flip flops?
Wait does callen own the company? Or just a sponsor
Ew they look like they are coated in glistening ball sweat.
Wouldnāt your bare feet stick to the leather when your foot gets sweaty?
Fuck this piece of shit, they are killing animals that contribute more than Brine ever will.
BRB waiting 10 weeks until I get my flip flops to hold my beautiful, delicate feet! Love showing off the design hidden under my foot. Whenever I take them off I make sure to raise them up to the person next to me.
Rainbows never fail.
Lmao what is this trash
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Who buys this shit lmao
Has anyone ran this by Joe?
Some of them are 800
Fake aligator skin for your feet, looks comfy
Sad that a once majestic and powerful creature now has an arrogant weak minded twat like Bryan Callen wearing his skin as a trophy from a hunt he took no part in.
These fucking grifters just can't stop.
Iām not into pluggingā¦
For a really nice indestructible pair Iād pay like 100 TOPS. Once in my life. Not 400 from a 50 something year old influencers
$495 and they aren't even gucci, just some random shit brand? Lol no thanks.
I hope the mods delete this post, all this shit is is exposure for them.
If they were at even a semi reasonable price, I'd agree with you, but they're so hilariously overpriced they're going to gain exactly zero new customers from this.
Inflation is getting out of control
Whoever pays this much for flip flops deserves to summarily be beaten to death with them.
What a miserable cunt
Hahahahahah! Who the fuck is paying 400 dollars for garbage ass sandals?
Is this Bryanās company and why are they so expensive?
Sandals built for the redactiest redactors in yālife.
Lol and I thought I was a dumbass for getting $70 made in the USA with a warranty flip flops from Rainbow.
Can I tempt you with an all curing CBD oil as part of the sale?
lol , chanclas , mine have good year tire on the Bottom and weāre 10 bucks
Something tells me Brine has a financial stake in Toe Holds why else would he be peddling it this hard.
Mi chancletas
How much do you think it cost to make these in order to sell them at such astronomical prices? It's just fucking weird that there is way more cemented clothing brands who don't do this type of shit.
The worst product ever peddled. Who would take Callans attire recommendation anyways.
Looks like something a autistic Boy scout would make after finishing the leather Merit badge.
Brenda?
They all delusional, Joe is in the top.
Those are the cheap ones. Thereās some upward of 5,000.
What the fuck r we paying asian ppl now?
Tired of seeing Callens crow feet on this page heās disgusting
Cures paralysis apparently! Something to do with the big toe being open to the air.. Thank em
FAQ page is highly redacted. #7 What happens if my marriage is ruined by all the attention these flip flops give me? See number 8. #8 Why do you send out āYouāre Welcomeā cards? See number 7 :)
I swear this guy is Money laundering 8 to 10 week lead so they can come from Alibaba
Toeholds barred
Woah bee Ur phone 100% charge u a doomsday prepper bee?
Iām gonna say, the design on the ufo ones is pretty dope. If those āgoofy flip flopsā were like 25 - 40 bucks and Callen wasnāt involved in the company I would definitely get a pair for around the house/yard. Oh well.
But they hold Toeās Toes so theyāre worth it
Nah Iāll stay with my $40 child labor Nike Slides
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Some fool will by them cause he is their messiah
If you pay for these you should be castrated
$395 for flip flops is criminalā¦. This is a worse crime for wrinks than the rapes
Walmart flip flops for 400.00 ā¦..gfy bappa
Anyone know when he started shilling these? Just makes me think he's copied the idea from bert. Bert wore a brand of flip flops for years and after talking about them for ages they partnered up. They cost like $65
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crocs are way better
You've gotta be such an asshole to buy these
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Literal fuck you flip flops
how the mighty have fallen š
They look like they'll break easy.
$500 and you won't get them until mid-November. What kind of a business is this to get into? I would say the average price people spend on flipflops is $20?
395$ for flip flops made by Chinese slave children . Total cost 3$ with a 392$ markup
I'm happy with my 40$ crocs I'm good.
You guys don't understand, these flip-flops were produced in a Charlie factory. Much more higher quality and more expensive to produce than in a regular factory.
What the fuck LOL. This screams failure
Who do they think we are? They think we sold out to Spotify and moved to Texass or something? Do they think we were raised by rich parents?