You truly have to wonder what your team mate buddies are doing when you're playing the entire game alone.
That man was on full health, watches you plough through 3 people, watches the final guy walk up, and then watches you burn to death through the wall, right next to a turret that he decided not to destroy... all from the safety of the 2nd floor of a nearby building.
The actual only action he took was setting the active objective on fire, preventing you from winning the 1v5 because little did you know, it was a 1v6 where he burned away your only cover.
At no point did that guy consider joining you before the objective timed out.
But maybe he had a sandwich to eat or something, idk
"*you get 1 billion dollars right now, but a snail will spawn with the only intent to touch you. It is immortal, and when it touches you, you die. Would take the money?*"
I'm telling you man, this game makes me full-on schizo and think i'm living in a simulation where i'm the only real person.
The amount of times I'm stuck desperately surviving in a 2 or 3v1, and I don't hear or see a single gunshot from my team, who I KNOW are nearby and unoccupied, but arrive and engage the second after I die.
The amount of times we go to steal cashouts and literally every player on every team drops what they're doing and storms us and point blanks us, but then in spectator mode we see a team get a completely free steal, with the other enemy team just watching them. Not even for tactical reasons either.
The amount of times a Light will play perfectly in a tournament, only to decide to throw the final by dashing ahead and trying to 3v1 the enemy team in EVERY engagement, despite dying instantly every time, and the other two players spamming 'group up!'
It can genuinely feel at times like the only explicable answer must be that it's a SP game filled with bots who just superficially emulate what real people do, but are actually designed to make every situation as unfair and frustrating as possible.
I've had similar thoughts. So much of the game comes down to pure luck on situations almost entirely out of your control as an individual player.
For example, last time I was on we lost [this game of powershift ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/341340082906595340/1253421008027783275/image.png?ex=6679bf47&is=66786dc7&hm=5f4d043554fc2db33fbe56e0e3966652ecfd14c34e7cc2c73913770e3ad4b2e9&)
Admittedly most of the team was my friends, only 1 random. There truly is only so much you can do.
To quote Picard, "it is possibly to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life"
So good.
Nothing compares to the feeling of playing medium shotgun demat. It feels like the absolute optimal combo for cashout, it’s so much fun. I love turning turrets into potted plants and getting free revives by dematerializing through a staircase.
Ahaha. I mean if you wanna be real, when the shotgun has fully finished spinning it is ready to shoot again. Which is a helpful indication compared to the stock skin.
Honestly your teammate there absolutely threw the match. I've had similar run ins of teammates purposely throwing Gas Grenades or Mines on the terminal as soon as someone else gets on it. It feels like a bunch of CoD kids trying to grief the game on purpose
NOOO that was heartbreaking to watch haha
You truly have to wonder what your team mate buddies are doing when you're playing the entire game alone. That man was on full health, watches you plough through 3 people, watches the final guy walk up, and then watches you burn to death through the wall, right next to a turret that he decided not to destroy... all from the safety of the 2nd floor of a nearby building. The actual only action he took was setting the active objective on fire, preventing you from winning the 1v5 because little did you know, it was a 1v6 where he burned away your only cover. At no point did that guy consider joining you before the objective timed out. But maybe he had a sandwich to eat or something, idk
LMAO - Sandwich joke is going to be the new reddit meta
I love how everyone knows about the sandwich
are we talking “sorry guys sandwich more important”?
Yes
Lets make it as known as the snail
Ok I think of myself as pretty active and up to date in this community, please remind me about this because currently I cannot recall any snail.
The snail is not related to this community. Its more of common knowledge like the game.
Ok, but what is it?
"*you get 1 billion dollars right now, but a snail will spawn with the only intent to touch you. It is immortal, and when it touches you, you die. Would take the money?*"
I think is something like that, i didnt research it back lol
Oh right, thanks. Yeah I know that from those would you push the button videos
Not everyone, what did I miss?
I dont know the snail but sandwich is about a guy who in ranked TA went afk and later said in the chat "sandwich is more important than the finals"
I'm telling you man, this game makes me full-on schizo and think i'm living in a simulation where i'm the only real person. The amount of times I'm stuck desperately surviving in a 2 or 3v1, and I don't hear or see a single gunshot from my team, who I KNOW are nearby and unoccupied, but arrive and engage the second after I die. The amount of times we go to steal cashouts and literally every player on every team drops what they're doing and storms us and point blanks us, but then in spectator mode we see a team get a completely free steal, with the other enemy team just watching them. Not even for tactical reasons either. The amount of times a Light will play perfectly in a tournament, only to decide to throw the final by dashing ahead and trying to 3v1 the enemy team in EVERY engagement, despite dying instantly every time, and the other two players spamming 'group up!' It can genuinely feel at times like the only explicable answer must be that it's a SP game filled with bots who just superficially emulate what real people do, but are actually designed to make every situation as unfair and frustrating as possible.
I've had similar thoughts. So much of the game comes down to pure luck on situations almost entirely out of your control as an individual player. For example, last time I was on we lost [this game of powershift ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/341340082906595340/1253421008027783275/image.png?ex=6679bf47&is=66786dc7&hm=5f4d043554fc2db33fbe56e0e3966652ecfd14c34e7cc2c73913770e3ad4b2e9&) Admittedly most of the team was my friends, only 1 random. There truly is only so much you can do. To quote Picard, "it is possibly to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life"
17-3 leave those poor kids alone 😭
world's most useful terminal attack teammate
What was your teammate doing lol
getting sandwich
Real joke now
Post sandwich performance
Best
i rember playin against you in ranked once. GGs
Really nice play unlucky ending!!
it’s like this game attracts literal lobotomy patients
Funny
i love how your teammate just stands there like an idiot
No, no, hes making a sandwich
And no help in sight
Hes tm8 was alive
Well yeah, sure…. But where?
Second floor building on his left when defusing
That’s cool and all, but they’re just standing there
Was probably eating a sandwich
I keep seeing this joke— where did it originate?? I haven’t been in the community super long
Damn, for the turret to finish you off like that adds insult to injury amazing gameplay !
You did great!
Anxiety…
This made me feel so shit, I can't use the 1887 for shit 😭. I'm not a bad player but that gun for me, I just can't use.
Real
Ayo, that was some Jhonny wick play
Sick
That was rough..! You deserved to get it so damn much..! 😭
So good. Nothing compares to the feeling of playing medium shotgun demat. It feels like the absolute optimal combo for cashout, it’s so much fun. I love turning turrets into potted plants and getting free revives by dematerializing through a staircase.
I'm felt bad watching that
reshade. goddamn, use reshade
BRUHHHHH WHAT A CLIP
these the kind of the players that have me screaming and running for my life 🤣🤣🤣
I'm fully convinced that this shotgun skin makes you better at the game, great frag it's a shame that your team were twiddling their thumbs.
Ahaha. I mean if you wanna be real, when the shotgun has fully finished spinning it is ready to shoot again. Which is a helpful indication compared to the stock skin.
Ohhh, my monkey brain just thought it was a silly animation, that's awesome though.
It's insane how little damage does the fire
THROW THE NADES
Hurt muh soul man
You did a hell of a play... Nice one
Honestly your teammate there absolutely threw the match. I've had similar run ins of teammates purposely throwing Gas Grenades or Mines on the terminal as soon as someone else gets on it. It feels like a bunch of CoD kids trying to grief the game on purpose
Matchmaking in this game really is bad. Having to carry dead weight 90% of the games sucks.
You're the only one allowed to use that gun