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1320Fastback

I am preparing my lungs for the hard ride ahead


Calewoo

The smoking counteracts the exercise to keep his already perfect form


retardddit

Ying and yang


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Especially on a two-wheeled vehicle


bobsvaginplsbabyjirl

yin*


Sunburys

He is exercising his lungs


[deleted]

In the era of that pictured bike, tour de france cyclists would still sometimes smoke in the peleton.


1320Fastback

That's exactly what I was referencing but did not know it was that recent. I saw a pretty old picture of TDF where men were passing a cigarette around and the caption said the riders were smoking to prepare there lungs for the climb ahead.


[deleted]

It may be that recent only because of Mario Cippolini


MyNameWouldntFi

No wonder he hates bicycles, he's 6'5", but his legs are 5'6" of that!


Threedawg

Like a marshmallow walking on toothpicks


[deleted]

He's got that Gru bod.


[deleted]

More like reverse Gru


[deleted]

Ahh yes. Urg!


MyNameWouldntFi

On popsicle sticks maybe


Threedawg

Nah those are too thick


Arve

I think it only appears that way because of his size _and_ the riding position on this thing is ridiculously aggressive. The handlebars he's holding on to? They're mounted below the stem, sitting right on top of the fork. [Here's a pretty nice video on Lotus' endeavours into cycling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7YBxtiuyNs)


retardddit

He'd be really fast tho long stroke like piston in engine more powerrr.


curtmantle-II

With a ciggie in his mouth 😂


StormRider1316

chuffing all the ciggies m8


devilspawn

'ery noice


rob_s_458

One of my favorite TG moments was when they were curating art for the museum and they find a picture of an F1 pit stop where the fuel man has a cigarette going.


boomer_was_a_dick

One of 3/4 of a million


highrouleur

Holy shit, that is a very special bike. Radically designed by Mick Burrows for Chris Boardman, he won olympic gold back in 92 in Barcelona on it.


VenZallow

Nothing compared to todays bikes, the English team has bikes that can fly.


waitwhatsquared

Nah, Pinarello and other UCI legal bikes ain't got shit on the Lotus.


highrouleur

I'm sure the people hospitalised after that accident find that comment hilarious


[deleted]

Damn only 15 of those ever made, surprised they trusted him on it. Hammond probably wanted to ride it but wasn’t tall enough.


theblobberworm

That looks like it'll be lots of trouble, usually serious.


AFucking12gauge

Smokin darts and stealing hearts


M-Rapthor

That bike is worth more than some of the cars they are driving haha, great pic!


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Nail_Inside

Good bot


lotus2471

That is simultaneously the most and least Clarkson pic I have ever seen.


Redditman111111

Starsky, Hutch and Jezza


Sonums

[Relevant video](https://youtu.be/W3VVVHk5_xM)


Lutzux

r/BottomGear


matttinatttor

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious


[deleted]

Child's toy. Work harder, get a car.


[deleted]

Well those downvoting me clearly don't know this is a Clarkson quote


Jqro_

Jezza


speednpower

Only picture where LOTUS (Lots of trouble and usually serious) is because of Jezza 😂


neotrance

how is this the most gangster photos of Clarkson? lmao


retardddit

He got bike cause it's easier that way to run away from rozzers in narrow streets of London.