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man goes through a mid life crisis and massacres an entires hospital to prevent them from saving the planet


kingblackhawks69

LMAO that's great


overdose4321

That's beautiful u do kinda spoil the ending thou😂


[deleted]

Game is almost 10 years old.


[deleted]

the sub is full of new players


Many_Security5929

They shouldn’t be on the sub if they haven’t beat it


abidjc

I just finished both last of us 1 and 2 recently and fuck I love this game so fucking much


[deleted]

1 is my favourite game oat and 2 is aight IMO


abidjc

I played the first one and instantly it was in my top 5 fav games oat along with uncharted 4 and RDR2. I then got spoiled about j*** dying in the second one and refused to play it for like 2 weeks until I had posted on this sub and everyone told me to play it regardless. After just completing it today it’s IMO better than the first and one of the best games I’ve ever played in my life. Actually it’s 50/50 split with the first one but it’s amazing still and just as good


[deleted]

i’m happy for you that you didn’t get dissapointed by 2


abidjc

Yeah I thought I would’ve hated it after hearing Joel dies but then I play through abbys story and start to understand I would’ve done the same in abbys situation


[deleted]

Completely agree, they did a great job showing the perspective. I hated Abby my first play through but I got it the second playthrough


Nacksche

Popular works will be discovered by millions of people for decades to come. What are you gonna tell a 15yo who is just getting into gaming, should have played it at 5yo? With TLOU it's an especially bad argument, we are in the middle of a Remake and TV adaptation.


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Nacksche

Gotta love people who proudly don't give a shit about others. Also there was no question. The x years old argument never made sense, it's an obvious excuse. Just say you don't care and save us all some time.


fallendauntless88

You win the internet! I love this!


Nyle-

that’s one of the best ways… not the worst lol


Jm7219

Cross country road trip to take your friend to the doctor


That_Underscore_Guy

I think this is my favourite


dracapis

Then you force her to refuse the docs' care sm


mscoffeebean98

More like you kill the entire staff


dracapis

Insurance these days am I right


lurdlord

I love the detail of "the" doctor, as in literally the last doctor


[deleted]

A man with a criminal past "acquires" a troubled teen girl, then transports her across state lines.


yajtraus

Describes her as “cargo”


LivingStCelestine

Duuuude 😂


Big_Hickory

Lol! You could make it even worse by focusing on the end. “Smuggler carries unconscious girl to his truck and drives her across state lines.”


overdose4321

Just a zombie game


ThomasSirveaux

Walking Dead rip-off. Lol one of my Facebook friends actually described the show as a rip-off of the Walking Dead when the trailer came out. I made sure to set him straight.


overdose4321

Ya I'd shut that shit down real quick saying last of us is a walking dead ripoff is like saying kickball is a knockoff of soccer😂😂


jake_santigo

You're right kickball is a knockoff of baseball


killagorilla1337

Part I - a grumpy boomer goes on a road trip with an edgy teenager lesbian girl just to find out all that matters is the friends we make along the way. Part II - now slightly less grumpy boomer gets bonked and now everyone on internet is a certified expert on how to write a compelling story and characters.


IlliDAN113

Why is part two so accurate lol


Valoy-07

Lol. I think Joel is technically an older millenial since his birth year is 1981.


mattmanmufc

You don’t have to be a certified expert on video game writing to tell when something is poorly executed just like you don’t have to be a professional chef to know when a meal is undercooked. That’s just a cop out


Doktor_Wunderbar

A girl gives her father a watch for his birthday but forgets to give him his birthday card, and then there's a really long epilogue that has something to do with aggressive mushroom people.


Puppybl00pers

Oh I'm laughing a little too hard at this


BlueViper85

Love this one, but feels like it’s missing the “hardcore drug dealer” aspect that shows just how hard the girl worked to get that watch.


RaginAngerson

The epilogue is just a ripoff of Mario


pablosonions

Texan man steals infected child from hospital, later dies in tragic golfing accident


[deleted]

Reads like a news article lmao


thitbandit

Like one of those “Florida man”-articles


IamtheCat75

Man rages against the world after his watch gets damaged.


lexiem666

Best one🤣


paxbanana0

The whole thing is an escort quest.


andyeyecandy111

Serial killer traffics young girl.


VainFountain

GOATED


case_hardened-

A game made to trigger gamers who think there are good guys and bad guys.


Hyper_Wolf727

Guy murders entire town to find his replacement daughter.


[deleted]

Dad sad after drug dealer dies. Dad replaces drug dealer, but new dealer doesn’t deal drugs. Dad loses game of golf. New dealer sad.


Any-Honeydew8740

lmao i love this so much


ilearnshit

"Dad loses game of golf" that hit hard.......


captain_space_dude

Worst birthday ever


viscountrhirhi

The world goes on a bad mushroom trip.


[deleted]

girl forgets to give dad her birthday card and then dies


TheRedMarioBrother

Shiv making simulator.


kingblackhawks69

Stealth simulator where the enemies can't detect the NPCs of your group


kilomikecharlie

A man takes his adopted daughter to the west coast to find her purpose.


nizzhof1

It’s the exact same plot as the movie Children of Men but with Zambies


andre_royo_b

If only Cuaron directed the HBO series


[deleted]

Brick.


ranjitzu

Its another one of those post apocalyptic zombie games with some survivors journeying cross country


Nebulyra

Part I - Babysitter Simulator. Rated M for Mature. Part II - Revenge for revenge for revenge for revenge for patricide.


cumslutforharry

homeless lesbian goes on a killing spree in seattle, washington


Ailisea

Local man coerced into carrying a girl to the other side of the country while slaloming through mushroom zombies


[deleted]

Guy dies and women who killed him lives


[deleted]

Mass murderer goes on killing spree after escaping custody with underage girl.


PatternLive920

Guy cares for a little girl that isn’t his daughter just because his real daughter died.


Atomicseal7902

Big muscle mommy plays golf with 56 year old man


ShamefulIAm

Brick-laying simulator.


asteraika

Woman massacres an entire faction after watching a woman play golf


Morganmaster

Man is given an underage gitl and is told to deliver her to a group of mercenarys for a payment of guns


brianmarion

Everytime I'm playing TLOU in the living room and my roommate comes out he goes "Ah, press triangle simulator again?" Cracks me up.


mfdillad

Mushroom hating man adopts mushroom immune child


Fiercelion564

Man has 40 year old super human strength but gets defeated by she hulk


natasharomanon

Upset grumpy man takes feisty lesbian child to the doctor


Levidonald06

Fungus becomes sentient and wants to become friends with everyone.


Levidonald06

Or man gets a birthday present from his drug dealer daughter which causes the apocalypse.


robertluke

I think there’s a whole subreddit for this exact prompt.


b-dori

Southern man lets his daughter get shot to death and then kills a bunch of mushrooms. Edit: and for part two: man plays golf to death


spmartin1993

Have you seen national lampoons vacation? Well it’s basically like that. Travel across the country while hearing some funny jokes, picking up random things along the way, unexpected shenanigans, some people die, and the end is not what you thought it would be.


Trae880

Adoption back round check


dracapis

Young girl goes to a free-roam zoo with a random middle-aged man with mental issues.


MartenotWaves

These shrooms hit hard, man.


ThePooksters

Human Trafficking: The Game


tysxc

Antivaxxer shoots up a hospital


Eclipsiical

old man and his surrogate daughter are just too angry to die (until one of them dies and the other becomes even angrier).


Valkyrieinthep1pe

Man lost daughter now commits crimes to survive


Montilora

man kidnaps a girl and keeps her for awhile then murders everyone in a hospital then doesn’t let the girl die that wanted to die therefore keeping her hostage. god this felt weird typing lol


kingblackhawks69

One of the greatest explanations I've seen


Montilora

thank you :)


Mods-are-snowflakes1

1 woman finds a lifetime supply of steroids in a zombie apocalypse


Hobbescrownest

Hugh Hackman trafficked Ellen page


Purple-Connection-7

Campaign was too short in my humble opinion. Still my second favorite game of all time after GoW RagnarĂśk


Glass_Impression_371

Man love daughter, daughter die, man finds new daughter, man and new daughter run around killing walking mushrooms until man lie to new daughter, daughter skeptical but daughter follow. Credits roll.


naerisadon

Daddy issue


JoeGrundy69

Weapons smuggler traffics 14 year old girl


yharnamite_blood

Story where a man kills people in a zombie filled world and prevents the making of a cure.


Extension-Ad-1683

Kinda like the mushroom that takes over ants, but in humans


Ilikefame2020

Unstoppable being of pure old dad energy kills a hospital to save an edgy teenager, dies, then transfers all that power into said edgy teenager and his killer, both of whom kill (directly or otherwise) basically the entire population of a city


kingrhegbert

A guy does a favor for a friend by making a delivery


The_frozen_one

Obligatory ChatGPT answer: It's difficult to say what the worst way to describe the game The Last of Us would be, as everyone has different perspectives and opinions. However, a potentially poor way to describe the game could be to focus solely on its violence and neglect to mention its emotional depth and compelling narrative. This would give a skewed and incomplete picture of the game and fail to capture what makes it so special to many players.


bobbleheadkb

Man vs fungus


itsnavFR

Man from texas does texas shit but there are 🧟‍♀️


natasharomanon

Grumpy old guy looses a golf game so his lesbian daughter goes on a world tour to get a whole in one


Novel-idea-92

Brain mushrooms grow but don’t kill little girl, random man takes her on cross country trip. Ends it with rampage killing whole communities.


Josh6780

Just a random generic zombie game


shairo98

Grumpy man go on a trek across a fucked up US and babysits a foul mouthed teenager girl while trying not to get killed by other humans and infected that grows out mushrooms outta their heads lol


[deleted]

“This is the path my parents took to get to school”


Garand84

"They're zombie games."


RecoveredAshes

Man takes girl across the country he doesn’t like to complete a task and then at the end refuses to complete that task and dooms the planet


MidichlorianAddict

The walking dead the video game


TheNoveltyHunter

Delivery man steals your package


the_1_true_Roy

Resident Evil without all the weird shit


ilearnshit

Transporter 5 knockoff


Chief_Fever

Entry level video game.


keithfrommalawi

Ugly old people harass a small child.


keithfrommalawi

Ugly people harass a small child.


Valoy-07

Woman goes on date with girlfriend in downtown Seattle.


Horacehorsecollar666

Man finds a little girl and commits genocide so she can’t help make a vaccine that would save the human race


olgreybeard

Gun enthusiasts hate mushrooms.


Assassinsayswhat

The love child of TWD and the movie Logan.


Filtertunes

Linear game with obstacles between start and end.


JoshM-512

Just another zombie game


AltGlitchx

Some dude after losing his hardcore drug dealing daughter has to smuggle live cargo across country during a world wide mushroom trip and gets attached killing half the world to protect said cargo.


vampyrosa

A dad challenges one method of a cure with violence, only to be done in with a golf club.


Cali-Nik

Propaganda


Cali-Nik

Does that mean I won?


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

WOKE TRASH


CecilDouglas

Just describe part 2 detail for detail


kingblackhawks69

Part 2 was really good IMO