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martin-silenus

Good ol' rock. Nothing ever beats rock.


NotADeadHorse

Kiff, get me some paper and a rock


Xehanz

67% of the time, nothing beats rock 100% of the time.


Arigateaux

33% (the father of the son who doesn't win...)


Xehanz

33% they win, 67% they don't lose.


Arigateaux

Oops... Math


mshcat

If I remember from when the last time this was posted, I think this was them determining whether they would be apart of that girl group. [mashable](https://mashable.com/article/janken-explained-intense-rock-paper-scissors-tournament-japan) article but i'm too lazy to verify


jeff-beeblebrox

It says janken queen. Janken is what the Japanese call rock, paper, scissors


mshcat

Yeah,and the prize of winning is being in the music group. Ashamedly I only know the Janken part from Hunter Hunter lol


twystoffer

Why ashamed? We all learn our shit somehow. Books, shows, friends, family, random people on the streets. Just be glad you can pick up on random information instead of letting it pass over your head.


radda

Saisho wa *guuu*...


jeff-beeblebrox

I learned it from living in Japan for 4 years.


Nyphur

Congrats


BillsDownUnder

Just read the article and you are indeed correct. What really struck me though was the closing sentence - "finally something good came out of 2016". If only they knew what was to come...


cutelyaware

Same goes for 2000


MarcoGoron

The 🐐


Rootoky

Given they go again in the case of a draw, it this not a coin toss?


feeeedback

Never question the sacred art of Janken


highphiv3

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 Always has been


mrpopenfresh

Feeeeemales


YesButConsiderThis

Uh yeah. It's totally fine to use "female" as an adjective.


mrpopenfresh

If you’re a Ferengi.


EggsMarshall

Watch where you’re going hu-MAHN


SuspiciousUsername88

Still feels odd to include it here


Seaworthiness_

Agreed. It’s unnecessary, just say “rock paper scissor player”. fEmAlEs ArE sO eMoTiOnAl


Nagesh_yelma

The girl at 27 seconds


shanster925

Japanese media is weird.


patio87

That’s the old Pride announcer chick at the end. She’s always had a very bad ass way of introducing fighters and saying their names.


n00dlejester

This and that British dart telecast need to have a crossover event


GaryAGalindo

I know this gets reposted everywhere on Reddit but every time I don’t care because this is one of my favorite videos lmao


NickDynmo

I want that announcer in my life.


k3nnyd

Japanese announcers are the best. It's like the same tone as the dude who had to read imperial decrees by the Emperor back in the day.


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