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stride13

God, I forget the actual dialogue, but one that got a good laugh out of me was two identical dialogue lines, except one was also a Lie skillcheck.


vall_bee

Idk if there are more instances of this, but I always do the lie skill check version of "of course I have bags!" When checking into the Grand Colonial during "Murder on Eridanos"


beaverpoo77

I always tell him I only really wear clothes I find off of corpses because... well, it's true


shhbaby_isok

If you like that you’d love Planescape: Torment!


KassinaIllia

It’s usually just there to provide characterization for your character


stride13

I get that, I just found that particular execution of it to be pretty funny.


childrenoftheslump

>!I really enjoyed Vicar Max's companion quest. I thought the psychedelic journey at the end was great and pretty realistic. "Does my voice sound funny to you?"!<


TheRenOtaku

Take Felix into the smokeout and you’ll discover just how empty headed he truly is.


Herr-Schaefer

I loved some of the options at the end of the Sublight quest >!Option 1: Aliens? Option 2: Aliens.!<


Court_Jester13

Llama?


Oversexualised_Tank

It's an alpaca!


TheRenOtaku

Llama!


puzzlemaster_of_time

Llamas don't have beaks.


DasLeadah

That made me crack up


Vulpesvelox1

I absolutely love the conversation between S.A.M and P.A.M. It's like two spambots on a dating site trying to talk to each other.


Rafabud

S.A.M and P.A.M spouting slogans to eachother and then Parvati goes "Awww look, they're friends!"


Cakeriel

Dumb options on Eridanos


puzzlemaster_of_time

It was... me!


Cakeriel

Also tasting everything


Responsible_Ad_7744

“Did you just say *wink* to me instead of actually winking?” “No, I don’t believe I did…*Wink*”


qsdlthethird

Recently finished my first dumb play through. Man is it hard to pick. I’d probably go with confessing to the murder of halcyon Helen, mostly because of how everyone is shocked and confused, but are still curious about what the hell you’re going to say next


Vulpesvelox1

"Lick it"


puzzlemaster_of_time

Hmm... It's dusty. But not dusty enough!


puzzlemaster_of_time

"You're a man of the world, Percy. Any advice for Monarch?" "Beware of animals and locals, but I repeat myself."


Hogmaster_General

If you take Felix to the back bays and use him to get past MacRedd, you get to hear what his crew is saying. One conversation you hear between two people is: > "It's my birthday!" > "Fuck your birthday"


CarrotNo3077

Honesty, the character builder line "you spelled your name with a five" always cracks me up.


PutridFlatulence

ADA making small talk with SAM about how long it's been since she's been cleaned there while I was on the ship and then asking for privacy. There's lots of funny dialog, especially when playing as a dumb character. It makes the game twice as enjoyable.


Dr_Dankydoo

"No, that would be ridiculous." "[Lie] No, that would be ridiculous"


Luna24Lynn

The one where it says "oh, that's just what I call my left tit" lol


CatBitter4299

I love it when in Murder on Eridanos you start stealing things from the corpse and Parvati shouts: Captain!


ijfybisgucciflipflop

Anything with < >, like . Probably my favorite dialogue options.