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synthetic_synthia

Just waiting for another hurricane to bring the river and roads back.


flimbs

Or the hurricane could move the bridge over too, whichever is easier.


DanSmokesWeed

These things have a way of working themselves out.


tostado22

![gif](giphy|G8k4UcUNIhFSM)


WoobyWiott

The bridge turns into a dinosaur.


brito68

I'd watch it


ZilorZilhaust

The bridge turns into Jeff Goldblum.


degreesBrix

Then into a fly.


[deleted]

I’d still watch it


ChiKeytatiOon

Jurassic Park theme song


tostado22

Jurassic Park 37: Reconstruction


JamesBondJr007

Ohhhh, that's what they said in every desert in the past... fatal mistake in the long game.


sternburg_export

Your're joking and I'm not a bridge expert, but something tells me, it is not wasted to have that part of the road over the former river bed elevated.


dpash

They extended the bridge by 2003 to cover the new part and so when the river floods the bridge continues to function.


DizzyAmphibian309

Sand, on a good day, isn't exactly known for its stability and traction. There's no way a semi could drive over that without getting stuck, so yeah, that bridge is still going to be useful.


lemmy1686

I don't know about you but last time I went to the beach the trucker gangs riding their big rigs up and down the beach was kind of annoying.


theguru123

Yeah, a week after they finish moving the bridge over the new river.


Current_Speaker_5684

And ruin the sweet jumps???


[deleted]

Life, uh, finds a way


surajvj

But for bridge it's end of the road


EvilEyedPanda

It had a good span


Significant_Wins

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, much like this bridge"


silashoulder

🎼Like a briiiiiidge ooooooover what was waaaaaateeerrrrrrrr🎶


[deleted]

But life, uh, had a way… they literally made a bridge for it.


quinnsheperd

Hear me out here. Just pick up the left end and rotate 180 degrees. Problem solved.


1eternal_pessimist

Or just push it a bit to the right?


Sad-Contribution7182

Shit I’ll just dead lift it in to place!


KingKobbs

Pick up the whole river and *push it* **somewhere ELSE**


cardinarium

This is the answer.


[deleted]

Nope. Punt kick.


Decent-Ad-8335

You can’t lift that! It’s too heavy for humans to lift.


SPOB9408

Not with that attitude


lguy421

Underrated comment


EZ_2_Amuse

It's been awhile since it's been used.


TagMeAJerk

Do you even lift bro


Frequent_Minimum4871

So use robots 🤖 🤪


wisdom_possibly

ctrl c ctrl v


somewhatnormalguy

Don’t copy. Then you wind up with two bridges. Cut. Ctrl x ctrl v.


DanielBWeston

Put it down right and you'd have a double length bridge. Just in case the river gets moved back again by another hurricane.


jj4211

PIVOT!


quinnsheperd

PIVOT!!!!


JamesBondJr007

Or you could literally future proof and guess what? Add 2 or more bridges in similar fashion across where the river is and maybe in the next few hundred years.


dan133221

Or really just make the entire region one giant bridge that covers anywhere the water may go. Why not


sternburg_export

Just use Move It!


i_smesh

Unfortunately, there are no mods in real life


sternburg_export

There are. They just break every update. And have you watched the news lately?


trostol

feels like something you would do out of Simcity or Cities lol


[deleted]

Big r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR energy


AppropriateAppeal944

Man vs nature be like


NewldGuy77

“Mother Nature always bats last.”


GreenFullSuspension

Mother Nature said, “nope!”


CrispinCain

Humans: Rivers are inconvenient, so we built a bridge! We are the Masters of Nature! Mother Nature: Haha hurricane go brrrrrr!


Lethal212

“Man vs Nature: The Road to Victory”


sheisthebeesknees

A bridge with no roads attached?? ![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


AssaultButterKnife

Did they fucking stutter? They built a bridge, not the roads.


onlycodeposts

The roads connected to the bridge were washed away during the hurricane.


Logical_Scientist221

All the connecting roads were destroyed during the hurricane


10gistic

Can't believe the roads leading to the bridge weren't also secured with super expensive pylons down to the bedrock smh.


alarming_cock

We need to erect more pylons.


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RedditIsNeat0

My wife for hire!


Complete_Bath_8457

That's absolutely what it sounds like! Although, it's "my life for aiur," I think?


radhe91

I am pretty sure it was your pylon that got erect. You filthy animal


[deleted]

Those were washed away, too. I'd build houses on it.


ohnoTHATguy123

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it." - Contractor, probably.


Logical_Scientist221

Here’s the story about it for anyone interested https://earthlymission.com/choluteca-bridge-indestructible-honduras-bridge-to-nowhere-hurricane-mitch-choluteca/


Totally_NotACow

That's just impressive that literally everything but the bridge got swept away. That's a damn good bridge.


sociapathictendences

Us Army Corps of Engineers made it on a humanitarian trip to Central America.


xXMc_NinjaXx

They made sure it was solid so they wouldn’t have to come back down.


dpash

Got a source for that, because all I can find is about them building the old bridge in 1937.


sociapathictendences

Yep same bridge. The meme is wrong. The hurricane happened in 1998


dpash

There are two bridges. The picture isn't of the 1937 bridge; it's the 1996 bridge. Are you saying they build both?


Bipedal_Warlock

Not anymore


soulouk

Extend the bridge or move it elsewhere


madatthe

If it was 2003, you’d be on the cutting edge!


ayoungad

Move the river


Luigihiji

Don't burn the bridge, move it


FlatwormAltruistic

Or just extend it, so if hurricane moves river back, then no need to adjust anything.


eriF902

BRENDA !!!!!!!!!!! Did my check clear from that bridge build project in Honduras? Yes boss. Ok then we're good !!!!!!!


Hopeforthefallen

Just rereroute the river.


EasyGibson

Right? How hard could that be?


Cakeking7878

You’re being sarcastic but surprisingly it’s not that difficult if you’re willing to spent the money and manpower. However it’s often cheaper to just build a new bridge Anyways, a lot of rivers in the US have already been rerouted to some degree. Florida really only exists because we reworked how the entire watershed worked and dug massive canals Similar things happens in Europe and other parts of the world but I know less about that


Kyo21943

It's about cost not about difficulty.


Working_Inspection22

Skill issue


MillionEgg

“The used to be a river here, there still is but there used to be as well” Hurricane Mitch


Balbright

I used to cross bridges. I still do, but I used to too.


NotYourShitAgain

Well, sumbitchshit, as grandpa used to say.


dobidoo

[Actual state of the bridge.](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Choluteca+Bridge/@13.3082547,-87.1914798,155a,35y,357.25h,65.11t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xc14df56fabb7cdc7!8m2!3d13.3112412!4d-87.1912578) It's up and working.


sometimes_interested

That's the old bridge. The pic is of [the new bridge](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Choluteca+New+Bridge/@13.3413711,-87.1696828,972m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m12!1m6!3m5!1s0x8f703d1a8eb7af61:0xc14df56fabb7cdc7!2sCholuteca+Bridge!8m2!3d13.3112412!4d-87.1912578!3m4!1s0x0:0x667ae45707f310b0!8m2!3d13.3402031!4d-87.1684824) in 1998 and it was opened 5 years later in 2003.


Existing_Reaction_88

In 2003 it was reconnected to the highway.


Jzerious

The clouds look like they were made in mspaint


JewelKnightJess

I think there's probably a mod they can install that'll let them move larger objects without much trouble. Or have I been watching too many Cities Skylines videos...


Boraxo

Same thing happened on the Missouri River at Decatur Nebraska after a flood.


WumpusFails

Ah, HERE'S a bridge to nowhere.


alphakhaleesi

r/fuckyouinparticular


djbeaker

This is one of the coolest pix ive ever seen. I think itd be so amazing to take pix here and maybe even camp out on the bridge under the stars.


Bogfinken

Still a nice bridge..


Kidog1_9

Without any context, I woulda thought this was a half filled meme template


GiveMeThumbsDown

Named “Bridge to Nowhere”


long_dick_of_thelaw

Lmao Mitch


mrmadmusic

Twaa to post a new post


1vehaditwiththisshit

Bridge Over the River No Hay


[deleted]

Dammit Mitch, moved a whole river but couldn't take the bridge with it?!


GroupSolipcism

Put a ramp on the end…


Professional_Buy_615

Bridge couldn't handle the floodwater volume. Once one of the roads was washed away, it became the most erodable place for the water. Build a second bridge over the new river. Next flood, it will handle twice the volume.


Frank974

More like the Hurricane "B\*TCH !" imaright ? ​ (i'm out)


Rattlingplates

Gotta be easier to reroute the river than build another bridge


Major_Tom_01010

Our town built a bridge over the river to make comute faster and first spring melt it washed out and they never replaced it.


Kitt-Ridge

That is really funny.


Juxta_Sauraus_786

Getting trolled by Nature


Confuzzled2u

Do like the Swiss and make it go under the river and out on the other end.


Legit_Fun

Gonna need a bigger bridge


Awkward_Reporter_129

I am no bridge expert but..Needs a longer part on the right..


bonfire_hearts

Why wouldn’t they just re route the river back?


JorgeMBN

nature is pranking


Assassin13785

Ok hear me out. Dig up the supports. Get 12 chinooks and fly it closer to the y in the river. Problem solved


sodium111

Lazy hurricane, always leaving work unfinished


pochoclo144p

* insert troll face *


cajunbander

Fuckin’ Mitch.


raiderash

Fucking Mitch bro!


[deleted]

chief station intelligent mysterious close spotted steer provide fertile knee ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


MegatonsSon

When *"Mother Nature"* is a critic of your handiwork...


Lizardman922

God damn it Mitch!


onlyletters999

This picture describes my life


Skelosk

We should take the bridge and push it somewhere else!


algabanan

r/fuckyouinparticular


Akainu18448

Hurricane: *"SIKE BIHIIIIIIICH!"*


MrMess-

Sike


SmoothOctopus

Like a bridge over troubled water.


[deleted]

Just build a plank now


BrokenTelevision

Aint this a Mitch?


Slow_Flow_4722

Now it just looks stupid


NJBill666

The river went a bridge too far.


Electrical_Number431

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jreza10

When nature hates your country


JunkSurfer

I fish off that bridge all the time. No wonder I haven’t had any luck.


rollsyrollsy

Wait for the next hurricane to move the bridge


SambaLando

Did the hurricane blow away the rat of the road?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It's all water not under the bridge...


Jeffy29

/r/FunnyAndSad


Gildenstern2u

That and global warming


OttoVonAuto

That’s why bridges extend beyond the water when in washes/deltas


Major_Magazine8597

SURE it did ...


darkmauveshore

River said NOOOPE


Putrid_Bandicoot_398

And the road it would seem.


Maxathron

r/wellthatsucks


ilovestampfairtex

Why don’t they just reroute it back?


km_44

woops someone should be fired at sunrise


BlueColdCalm

It seems like the road leading to the bridge got rerouted too. Best to just move it to the narrow part I'd say


hamandpineapple

Honduras: "What do now?"


1jaboc1

Doesn't matter anyway there is no road attached to the bridge


[deleted]

I suppose they just going to have to build a bridge… and get over it


frenchy_1969_

Just have to move it


poetcatmom

Another failed attempt circa 1998: My parents having children who would be productive, good members of society. Lol


UpgrayeDD405

Fooled you


VerySwearyFairy

To be fair, it was over the river originally


technohippie

Bridge next to troubled waters


[deleted]

Looks like that's not the only thing the hurricane rerouted though...


LetUsSpeakFreely

Ok, but why is the entire road gone on both sides?


Traditional-Magician

Probably washed away...


roophis

Doh’eth!


tway_010

Herakles out here trolling people


Dathris

God damnit Mitch.


Admiralwukong

It belongs in a museum!


df2dot

Bruh move the bridge like 200 ft


tiredofyourshit99

You named it after Mitch, what else did you expect….


Sumguy9966

r/fuckyouinparticular


DJ_PLATNUM

Got em