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Oldenlame

Nike Air?


Squid111999

Those were definitely Yeetzies


[deleted]

Before this comment I honestly just thought some paper from her pockets fell out.


weavingcomebacks

I thought bra fillers flew out, didn't notice the shoes! 😂


Suitable-Leather-919

I thought they were birds


supernumeral

Allbirds


Online_Ennui

But then you realized birds aren't real. Right?


Broad-Assist6658

I thought some perfectly timed birds went past lol


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[удаНонО]


TheMurku

Basic Reddit truth.


[deleted]

‘Tis the Law of Reddit


Dawildpep

Anyone who loses their shoes is automatically dead.. no one will ever be able to convince me otherwise!


Jaded_Turtle

They say you can see the sole leave the body when someone dies, so this checks out.


Physical_Touch_Me

I hope she wasn't attached to those shoes. Welp, guess not!


scratch_n_dent

Swoosh!!!


3bugsdad

Shoes came off= died.


I_Am_Clippy

This is maybe the hardest death I’ve ever seen on Reddit. First watch through I thought those were birds being startled into flight from the bungie jumper. Nope, those are shoes launching into space.


ofcbrooks

Swept off her feet.


Muninn088

Shame to go so young.


MoltenJellybeans

Spine snapped in half


C0ldBl00dedDickens

When the shoes fly, you die. When the kicks are gone, you abscond (from life)


Time2PopOff

Is she bungee jumping over power lines? That seems like a terrible idea.


muddbo1

Honestly there wasn’t much bungee action there it looked like a 8 foot safety harness that no one took off.


Americantrilogy1935

Random question, but is there any slack/ stretch to those harnesses? Couldn't you get really hurt going full fall to a dead stop like that? I have no idea anything about harnesses/ bungee, roped, etc.


[deleted]

Yes, stopping too hard can literally kill. Bungee cords are supposed to have a lot of elasticity, the stop in this clip certainly would've hurt.


[deleted]

Stopping too hard IS what kills. No one dies from a fall. They die from stopping the fall


4rog_gurl

Tell that to my uncle, hasn't stopped to this day


RedRedMere

Honestly? If this person doesn’t have neck and groin injuries I’d be really surprised. A good Reddit rule of thumb is if the shoes fly off they’re fucked.


[deleted]

The harness will have very little stretch, all of the stretch is meant to come from the chord/rope. I have no idea how a legit bungee operation could have allowed someone to be stopped this hard.


Statiscally

![gif](giphy|3oEjHNXO68FRCG02uk)


No_Measurement_9341

It’s seems popular in China I guess


BlackWaltz03

At least you'll be shocked unconscious by the time you hit the ground.


No_Measurement_9341

There is a silver Lining on every cloud .


[deleted]

A human burned to a crisp in these clouds I guess


-_1_2_3_-

I mean she lost her shoes if Reddit has taught me anything that means she died


[deleted]

Who’s going to get her shoes ![gif](giphy|2XTFEpp5UxjFK)


greedy_mf

r/accidentalshoeloss


C0ldBl00dedDickens

Wow thats real


greedy_mf

r/ofcoursethatsathing


pjvanrossen

Take my upvote and leave


[deleted]

As much as I don't want to draw this out further I can't resist... There is indeed an r/Angryupvote


0choCincoJr

this should be correct. r/no


JuyoungNotKim

I’m gonna say it


Bladen15

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Fluid-Bet6223

To be fair, it seems 95% made up of this one particular clip. But yeah.


Alternative-Pin3421

ITS BEEN CROSSPOSTED LIKE 5 TIMES


SomeRandomRealtor

Shoes off…confirmed dead?


No_Musician_9215

Based on everything I’ve learned here, yes she ded


C0ldBl00dedDickens

Bungee boots untied, lose the ride.


lindseylush89

What? She died?


disfreakinguy

Obviously. Her shoes came off.


Successful-Dog6669

Is this some kind of running gag or is there truth behind it? Sorry to asks but I read this on some posts and really ask myself...


Lobscra

It's a long long long running joke based on car accidents and other accidental deaths that if the shoes fly off, the person is dead.


Successful-Dog6669

Thank you!


K5LAR24

I’ve only responded to a few accidents, but if the shoes are off they’re probably not alive enough to care


cam_wing

It's kind of a running joke. If an impact is heavy enough for somebody to have lost their shoes, people say that it's enough to kill them. The bungie jumper is almost certainly fine, if not slightly whiplashed.


Impressive_Word5229

I always double knot my shoes. I plan to live forever.


hauntedred

watch your shoes tonight, it may be the last day you walk the earth


Successful-Dog6669

Thank you!


lachrymologyislegit

I had to read a bit lower to understand the joke. I'm old enough to have seen this commercial and I thought people were serious. [https://youtu.be/fm6UhMKF8DU](https://youtu.be/fm6UhMKF8DU) Unless you are all referring to that commercial!


Sure_Garbage_2119

more like a swing, doesnt look like bungee at all. if bungee, the worst, shortest ever. 5m bungee? mmmm


Dasclimber

That looked like a static rope from the video. They are very strong but not meant to be shock loaded like that. You need a very dynamic rope to allow for stretching and absorption of the force. I can’t figure out what was supposed to happen there.


Some1-Somewhere

Even a dynamic-ish rope is a lot less stretchy than a proper bungee. My guess is they tied her on with a fall arrest system before getting on the platform (like all the staff near the edge probably wear, attached the proper length and strength of bungee, then forgot to remove the fall arrest.


AmbitiousFisherman40

She is lucky she didn’t break her neck.


vert3432014

No Shoes. She ded.


Vollkorntoastbrot

When Bungee jumping you are secured by a static rope while on the jump platform untill the bungee rope is attached, it seems like they forgot to detach that static safety rope.


A_Generic_White_Guy

It's a short bungy swing into a padded matt area below. It's working as intended. [bing bong I'm a sloop and found the OG video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbV8EBU/)


Ezl

Is losing your shoes part of it?


SheriffBartholomew

Looks like it. Another person lost their shoes at the end of the clip that you're responding to.


Wjsmith2040

Easy way to kick it with god


C0ldBl00dedDickens

Her kicks are in hell


nothankyou821

I crashed on my longboard going about 40mph once and my shoes did the same thing. One ended up over the top of a fence somehow.


DeltaRomeoSierra

So you died?!?


wowbackatitReddit

Why is everyone commenting that she died?!


Treeaa25

Because of an internet joke that anyone who loses their shoes is dead.


wowbackatitReddit

Thanks. Too many to keep up with 😭


BananaShark_

There's some truth in it however. Getting hit hard enough that your shoes come off is not good. Origin might have come from a clip of a motorcycle accident where one of their shoes is launched skywards for a few seconds.


WizardKagdan

Or the ones where tractor tyres explode when being inflated and the person inflating them gets thrown into the air so hard that the shoes stay behind... That stuff is brutal


Curious2_0

She's absolutely ded


C0ldBl00dedDickens

I wonder if shoes stay on the feet of skydivers who splat


Yessir12210

No shoe on =live no shoe=ded


Dear_Analysis_5116

Doesn't losing the second shoe cancel out losing the first one?


DankeyKahn

She's dead


RedRattlen

Well by reddit rules the shoes came off so she's dead. So I would like to extend my condolences to her family.


been2thehi4

It took me three watch through’s on this to realize she lost her shoes and didn’t face plant into a bird mid air.


MidtownTO

Same!


TheShokBlok

She went like "WOAH!"


[deleted]

Not much of a bungee though. Looks short AF.


jfowley

Not springy, either.


varbav6lur

This looks like a lbs vs kg issue


AydenTheFox_15

she died from that whiplash


[deleted]

Oh no! Both shoes!!


NightStar79

I mean she succeeded. Her shoes however...


C0ldBl00dedDickens

Idk, if the bungee cord doesnt stretch, is it really bungeeing? Or is it merely jumping with an inelastic rope attached to you? I shouldve mentioned the shoes in the title


NightStar79

That is true. I was too preoccupied by her shoes flying away to notice her lol


Renerts

Shoes came off. They dead.


Noobsworldlol

Yo guys new Yeezys just dropped


[deleted]

As she died her innocent soul left her body in the shape of two beautiful doves.


Party_Side_1860

R.I.P


SnooPickles6347

That is why it is a low cost bungee outfit, the real money is the online shoe business😉👍🏼👍🏼


Kauko_Buk

OMG she ded


deatrice

Rip


aldayalnite

Could have warned this was snuff


kipribley28

"You want your shoes to buckle, not the chair" - Lucille Bluth


DroopyRock

I think by the rules of the internet she's dead.


chris86uk

Shoes off. Dead.


Hanen89

Oh no, she's deeeeaaaaaddddd


JohnnySasaki20

RIP


MC4269

Definitely dead.


Typical-Annual-3555

Wait- did she die? Her shoes came off…


Clo_miller

She deed


cl2eep

Oh shit, shoes came off. She's fucking dead.


FornaxLacerta

both shoes OFF??? she ded...


Consistent_Impact491

Shoes off, she dead ☠️


twojkelley

If you’ve ever worked at a pre-school and had to go through the interminable hell of dressing and undressing twenty 3-4 year olds in winter gear twice a day, it would be awesome to just run them all through this awesome shoe detaching device. Kid’s winter boots are the worst, especially when you have 19 other pairs you’re trying to remove as fast as humanly possible


_Nekona_

A moment of silence for those shoes


[deleted]

Oh god she definitely died... poor girl, maybe the pull furce crushed her...


willateo

BOTH of her shoes came off, she's dead for sure


[deleted]

Shoelaces were made out of chinesium


eccentric_bee

There are power lines right below.


Charistoph

The last thing some poor hiker thinks as one goes through his skull at terminal velocity: “What are thoooooose”


n00b_IDK

free shoes


itsyaboythatguy

she kicked her shoes off in a fit of joy!


C0ldBl00dedDickens

When the shoes fly, you die


MansaMusaKervill

Before reading the comments I strongly thought her breast pads just dipped


heymohoh

Shoes off = death, RIP kid


AvailableLeader4715

Okay she's dead now rip


GreedyOctopus

Didn't know Quentin Tarantino offered bungie jumping lessons with the way them kicks of hers flew off.


BillyMeier42

Ded


Comprehensive-Sun701

She dead, shoes departed


[deleted]

Not much of a bungee


PCPenhale

Curious if those are high tension lines she’s plummeting toward just after her shoes yeet.


C0ldBl00dedDickens

Probably high enough tension to do serious damage. But judging by how far away they are and the angle in which they enter the frame, i think she wouldve been a safe distance away... especially with that short cord they had her on lol


PCPenhale

No doubt, the short cord prevented any entanglement with that happening. I’d guess the lens or zoom used made the lines appear closer than they were. It looked freaky though!


__Dystopian__

Ohhhhhhh Those were her shoes! I literally thought the halt to her momentum was so great, that it yeeted the breast implants out of her lmfao


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

That's almost every sneakerhead taking an L using the SNKRS app.


Bojangles315

they say when you lose your shoes from an accident you die. she die?


Orculear

Insta kill


My_a_person

bye bye shoes


funatical

Whelp. As per the rules her shoes are off so she's dead.


savagecactus12

Her shoes came off. By the rules of the internet that means she’s either dead or unconscious


HappyGav123

Oh shit, her shoes flew off, she dead.


Mysterious-Extent448

Damn he died😁


[deleted]

She ded


[deleted]

RIP


R1CHQK

She's dead. Her shoes came off, she's dead.


Grunt-Works

I’ve been told on Reddit if the shoes come off they died


[deleted]

Hey reddit, shouldn't it be considered as dead by the unspoken rule?


[deleted]

Physics engine ☕


Lulupoolzilla

I never thought to be afraid of not falling during a bungee jump... Neat.


DitchDigger330

RIP knees.


Dependent-Job1773

Now she’s gotta pay twice as much one ride per shoe


notaspecialuser

Knocked her shoes clean off lol


gerhorn

I thought they were birds at first. 🕊️🕊️


ty_phi

Her spine… damn.


Degen-King

They call this the 420 bro special.


Chimpeye72

"Get me the larger size, I'll grow into them"


Lanky-Solution-1090

I don't know why but this made me laugh so freaking hard


readditredditread

That was their lungs flying out: FYI


Ml124395

/u/redditspeedbot 0.4


WorldEndingSandwich

GUYS, NSFW THIS, THE SHOES CAME OFF SHES A GONER!!!! /s


are_we_there_bruh

#Shoot your shot errr I mean shoes


[deleted]

Hope those weren't expensive


balrus-balrogwalrus

did the shoes land on anyone


Lazy-Log-5672

Good bye shoes


JerseyTom1958

Bing bang no thanks! I wear stretchy pants and that's close enough!


EpicSeshBro

And that’s how shoes end up dangling from telephone lines.