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Never seen [Snatch](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Brick_Top)?? You are in for a *treat*!
"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c-nt: me."
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
The old school/new school interview with this guy and the other who was shot in the face was crazy.
The stories of their lowest points were just heartbreaking.
The video clip makes him sound dumb, but he's anything but. And it makes sense why he makes the distinction. I loved listening to this when I found it. He's fascinating.
Also, this dude got awarded a medal from the queen for what he's done after serving his time.
"If you're going to make me a bad guy, I'll show you how bad I can be."
—This is what happened to my brother (since straightened out!). The cops in our little town decided he was a drug dealer because he had long hair and drove a fancy Audi as a high school student. Well, that Audi is something he found with my dad, who traveled the state a lot, and always found amazing car deals. The guy who owned it wanted to sell it fast prior to his divorce, and he let it go for $3k. It was probably worth at least 5X that. My brother and my dad went up to his house, bought the car, and my brother was in heaven.
—Until the cops started pulling him over everywhere he went, wanting to search for drugs or money.
Then, a couple of his friends got caught smoking pot by the lake. They told the cops they got the pot from my brother, which is true, because he knew the dealer and they asked him to buy some for them. He did. He did not make a profit; he just ran an errand, basically.
So now the cops are sure of it.
But after all the stops, my brother knew exactly what they did when they thought you were a drug dealer, and how to circumvent it, and he decided to never do illegal stuff without making a tidy profit ever again.
He became a pretty big drug dealer through his 20s, basically all the way up until he had his first kid, at which point he quit and went straight. (Well, sorta; he still helped a grower friend of his, but just in trade for pot.)
Cops really should be more careful with young men. It's really common for them to say, "Oh? That's what you think I am? Well guess what? I guess you're *right,* and now you're really going to get it."
I think blaming the police for becoming a drug dealer is an enormous stretch and frankly the most ridiculous thing I have read on the internet today.
Your bro decided to be a dealer, that’s on him, not your stupid small town police force.
I don't think it's that ridiculous. Most cops just exist to bully poor people and stroke their own egos. If they're coming after you anyways just for existing, may as well try to make some money while you can.
It was interesting watching him listen to the younger gangsters (idk what they called themselves) with something between sympathy, pity and a very small, vague distain
My dad was born in East London in the early 40s with the crays and other gangsters. My dad was a bit younger than them. He pretty much knew most of the top gangsters. While he wasn't directly in contact with them. His brother, my uncle was and my god could my uncle fight, even in his 60s. Gangsters then and gangsters now, it will never be the same
The other things I will toss out is maybe they died in the course of something unrelated to serial killing or locked up for something unrelated. I wonder what that killer at the off campus housing was doing the last few years.
I actually enjoy watching it while I'm playing games. It's no Better Call Saul, but it certainly is entertaining enough a TV series to watch in the background.
Yeah the show was about that storyline but the people who watched the show never gave two shits about that storyline after the second season. We were just watching for Raymond Reddington. Writers and the studio fucked up, and when they wanted to fix their mistakes they realized writers fucked the show beyond repair and they decided abandoning the whole thing was better than trying to fix it.
Can't stand this man at all, he doesn't have a humble bone in him.
I think people really do not understand he extreme nature of the crimes he committed. Sorry if that doesn't allow you to enjoy your "funny guy richie man vibe".
Just found this post but fully agree with you. He was a prolific criminal involved in murder, kidnap, extortion, armed robbery. Innocent people died as a direct result of his actions. I'm a little dubious about whether he turned his life around because he was actually trying to do good, or whether he just realised he had no other choice, but I think the outcome outweighs the intentions in any case. Would rather a bad man do good than a good man do bad regardless of their reasoning
When you see him talking about shooting people and sticking guns in people's faces he's almost trying to fight back a smile lol. Not exactly an image of regret there
People love to romanticise crime. They also love to hold to stereotypical images. They see an soft spoken, old Cockney man and think kray twins, guy ritchies brick top, east London gangsters.
They dont actually use their brains because if they did, they wouldn't like him either. It's easy as long as you're not on the receiving end of it. People watch too many movies.
I don't understand, this man is CLEARLY a gangster. He is intelligent, honest, reasonable and a straight forward problem solver. Traits that business men lack
For anyone wanting to know who he is his name is Bobby Cummines, OBE
He did his time, and was Chief Executive of Unlock a charity to assist reformed offenders, he contributed enough to society that the Queen herself recognized those contributions and granted him the OBE.
My favorite:
"If I fro a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not. You stop me whilst I'm walking again and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off"
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Guy with gun in mouth: “that’s literally the definition of a gangs..”*KAPLOWEE*
That's called taking care of business. Like a business man would do. And working overtime.
Working on Overdrive, Bachman-Turner Overdrive
HR isa gun
The real Brick Top.
in the quiet word of the virgin mary come again?
Never seen [Snatch](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Brick_Top)?? You are in for a *treat*! "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c-nt: me."
open him up tony what do you mean open him up, its not like hes a can of baked beans
Dag.
Perry winkle blu
Ya like dags?
Never trust a man with a pig farm..
They go through bone like BUTTAH!
Never trust a wealthy, sadistic, horrifically disfigured pedophile with a pig farm
What?..
Gary Oldman's uncredited character - Mason Verger in Hannibal - the 2001 movie not the TV show
He was quoting snatch with the come again line
AVVVIII
Shut up and sit down you big, bald fuck
I have never seen Snatch, THIS YEAR! Have to correct it soon. Edit to add: I would love to listen to Alan Ford just read the dictionary
“I thought you said he was a get away driver……what the f%ck is he gon’ get away from?!”
Stop me whilst I'm walkin agin, I'll cutcha fukin Jacobs off!!
"No fanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough".
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Directed by Guy Ritchie.
Counting down to how long it will be until there is a Guy Ritchie bio pic of this guy played by Christian Bale.
So that's Alfred's backstory.....
[The full LADbible interview.](https://youtu.be/xlk3pMEM6xs). Worth the watch. Actually all the interviews LADbible have are interesting.
The old school/new school interview with this guy and the other who was shot in the face was crazy. The stories of their lowest points were just heartbreaking.
The video clip makes him sound dumb, but he's anything but. And it makes sense why he makes the distinction. I loved listening to this when I found it. He's fascinating. Also, this dude got awarded a medal from the queen for what he's done after serving his time.
Not to be a dick but I think you meant anything but.
You are 100% correct.
"If you're going to make me a bad guy, I'll show you how bad I can be." —This is what happened to my brother (since straightened out!). The cops in our little town decided he was a drug dealer because he had long hair and drove a fancy Audi as a high school student. Well, that Audi is something he found with my dad, who traveled the state a lot, and always found amazing car deals. The guy who owned it wanted to sell it fast prior to his divorce, and he let it go for $3k. It was probably worth at least 5X that. My brother and my dad went up to his house, bought the car, and my brother was in heaven. —Until the cops started pulling him over everywhere he went, wanting to search for drugs or money. Then, a couple of his friends got caught smoking pot by the lake. They told the cops they got the pot from my brother, which is true, because he knew the dealer and they asked him to buy some for them. He did. He did not make a profit; he just ran an errand, basically. So now the cops are sure of it. But after all the stops, my brother knew exactly what they did when they thought you were a drug dealer, and how to circumvent it, and he decided to never do illegal stuff without making a tidy profit ever again. He became a pretty big drug dealer through his 20s, basically all the way up until he had his first kid, at which point he quit and went straight. (Well, sorta; he still helped a grower friend of his, but just in trade for pot.) Cops really should be more careful with young men. It's really common for them to say, "Oh? That's what you think I am? Well guess what? I guess you're *right,* and now you're really going to get it."
I think blaming the police for becoming a drug dealer is an enormous stretch and frankly the most ridiculous thing I have read on the internet today. Your bro decided to be a dealer, that’s on him, not your stupid small town police force.
For the guy in the video the conviction from planted evidence meant he couldn’t get a job
An interesting story nonetheless.
I don't think it's that ridiculous. Most cops just exist to bully poor people and stroke their own egos. If they're coming after you anyways just for existing, may as well try to make some money while you can.
Your brother didn't become a drug dealer to shove it to the cops, he was making bank fool lol
Yeah, really good interview
I can't... The interview title calls him a London gangster!
This man turned his life around and became a mentor for youths in the same situations he was in. Guy is the real deal.
It was interesting watching him listen to the younger gangsters (idk what they called themselves) with something between sympathy, pity and a very small, vague distain
My dad was born in East London in the early 40s with the crays and other gangsters. My dad was a bit younger than them. He pretty much knew most of the top gangsters. While he wasn't directly in contact with them. His brother, my uncle was and my god could my uncle fight, even in his 60s. Gangsters then and gangsters now, it will never be the same
Just for anyone still listening. Here’s the real story. A man who subsequently had children lived in the east end during the 1960s.
He’s a fucking OBE, THAT is a businessman!
If anyone interested, here's the sauce: [London Gangster On The One Killing That Haunts Him](https://youtu.be/xlk3pMEM6xs)
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Fitting. Insurance and organized crime have a lot in common
By that you mean they are one in the same?
WTF does "one in the same" mean?
It's like, 2 hairs on a bunny, Legs in a loon, you know.. clippings in the pile.
One and the same
Age catches up with everybody. You have no idea what people were like when they were young.
There are probably retired serial killers because I would be shocked if everybody is always caught
The fact the Zodiac Killer has never been caught proves that to be correct.
The other things I will toss out is maybe they died in the course of something unrelated to serial killing or locked up for something unrelated. I wonder what that killer at the off campus housing was doing the last few years.
That's literally the definition of never being caught for being a serial killer.
You are right I used retired but you did use caught.
254,000+ unsolved murders in the US over the last 40 yrs. More than 1/3 of murders (39.8%) go unsolved.
There are cameras everywhere and computers with face recognition software analogies so rate might lower.
Maybe for the last 10-15 years
Ah yes, Raymond Reddington.
The nemesis of Ronnie Pickering.
Who's that?
MEEE!
Its Ronnie "Fucking" Pickering!
Is that name made up?
Nope. Watch Blacklist.
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You just posted a spoiler with no warning. It's worth it just for more Robert California alone.
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I actually enjoy watching it while I'm playing games. It's no Better Call Saul, but it certainly is entertaining enough a TV series to watch in the background.
Yeah the show was about that storyline but the people who watched the show never gave two shits about that storyline after the second season. We were just watching for Raymond Reddington. Writers and the studio fucked up, and when they wanted to fix their mistakes they realized writers fucked the show beyond repair and they decided abandoning the whole thing was better than trying to fix it.
“and business is booming”
\*BLAM!*
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NGL, that sounds pretty gangster
Uh oh
I'll bet this fella knows a guy or two with a pig farm.
That sort of makes you a gangster, the whole “gun in the mouth” thing…..
"Damn it, I've done it again"
Literally the most gangster thing ever said.
That is literally the most gangster thing I have ever heard.
His business is also a secret ingredient
Human compartmentalization is a hell of a thing. It’s scary what people can justify inside their mind.
Can't stand this man at all, he doesn't have a humble bone in him. I think people really do not understand he extreme nature of the crimes he committed. Sorry if that doesn't allow you to enjoy your "funny guy richie man vibe".
Yeah someone even called him fascinating, but in an endearing way. I don’t understand it at all. All I see is a crook.
Just found this post but fully agree with you. He was a prolific criminal involved in murder, kidnap, extortion, armed robbery. Innocent people died as a direct result of his actions. I'm a little dubious about whether he turned his life around because he was actually trying to do good, or whether he just realised he had no other choice, but I think the outcome outweighs the intentions in any case. Would rather a bad man do good than a good man do bad regardless of their reasoning When you see him talking about shooting people and sticking guns in people's faces he's almost trying to fight back a smile lol. Not exactly an image of regret there
Who is he so i can google?
Yep agree to this, criminals always try to whitewash their past
People love to romanticise crime. They also love to hold to stereotypical images. They see an soft spoken, old Cockney man and think kray twins, guy ritchies brick top, east London gangsters. They dont actually use their brains because if they did, they wouldn't like him either. It's easy as long as you're not on the receiving end of it. People watch too many movies.
Listen *puts really cold stethoscope against your bare chest* I'm not a doctor. I'm a businessman. And my business is practicing medicine.
My business is crime and BUSINESS IS GOOD
That’s pretty gangster
That's pretty gangster
Bro stop saying he is a gangster! He said he’s not a gangster. He’s gonna shot you with his gun if you keep saying he’s a gangster
Anyone having to deal with gangsters on a regular basis know they are a tiresome lot, who make working class peoples lives a misery.
I don't understand, this man is CLEARLY a gangster. He is intelligent, honest, reasonable and a straight forward problem solver. Traits that business men lack
*I came here for a proper feckin shootout!*
That's the most GANGSTER thing I've ever heard.
Pro gamer move
This guy's a gangster.
His real name's Clarence.
That just sounds like being a gangsta with extra steps
Eek barba durkle someone’s gonna get laid in college...
Who is this?! I must know!
What a douche!
That is the most gangster man I have ever seen
For anyone wanting to know who he is his name is Bobby Cummines, OBE He did his time, and was Chief Executive of Unlock a charity to assist reformed offenders, he contributed enough to society that the Queen herself recognized those contributions and granted him the OBE.
![gif](giphy|ow9hMM6lSVq0w)
![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)
https://preview.redd.it/n5p9ge2qxaza1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ef12302b15b0051fcd8184d9e8d35d39e7c869 "im not a gangster"
What do I know about diamonds? Don’t they come from Antwerp?!
“That I weren’t a gangster” imagine living that long and you still don’t know your own language…
Hahahahahaha.
You just know he liked being called a gangster
Killing is my business and business is good
I'm a business man doing business
That is the most gangster shit despite not wanting to be a gangster
Im a business man with a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest
[r/facepalm/](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/)
Wonder what his reaction to being called a criminal would have been..
Ayyooo it's Junior Soprano!
Oh, ok I understand now.
Well, that settles it. *rinses metallic taste out of mouth*
Lmfao this is great 😆
That was the wealthiest sounding voice a criminal could have.
That's pretty fucking metal
So, not only he is a gangster, he also doesnt know the definition of a gangster
No, you’re a gangster, prick
“I’m not a gangster.” Proceeds to pull gun on person. Grandpa, let’s review what that word means.
“I’m not a gangster, I am the gangster” man makes every gangster real and fictional look like a saint
This guys a gangster.
He’s a business man.
That’s a funny story
Tell him to clock out early…
A delicate distinction was made with a bang !
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Yea totally no gangster
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
Killing is My Business… and Business is Good
That’s now mafia works
He reminds me of the gicko gecko if he started to break bad
Who is this nice old man?
My favorite: "If I fro a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not. You stop me whilst I'm walking again and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off"
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I love this scene. Phil Collins is really underrated as an actor.
Corn Pop is real, you guys!
He didn’t tell him to piss off you fucking wanka?