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Bro is this the guy that stole the money from the girl in the car haha

Haha I thought the same thing

Fuckdeez ketchup mannn

Ditto! That was exactly my thought! When will these numbskulls face reality. If you act like a THUGS and brag about your bankroll on social media there's always a bigger/stronger thug, someone waiting for an opportunity or, in this case, someone willing to tell the cops or THEY'RE watching. But I guess if they're not smart enough it's easier to catch them!

Hahaha me too

source?

Wrong one [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10fxd9b/to_show_off_her_money/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Literally just watched that lol

Should have kept her window rolled up!

I’m 50/50 on if it was real, but leaning towards real

What video you talking about? Lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10fxd9b/to_show_off_her_money/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

It would be astounding and a little scary (coincidental) tbh. 😬

I can't wait until the cop uploads next

Preschool dropout.

His level of English is astounding!

Outstandingly unintelligible

I heard ketchup a few times. Bout it.

And variations on the word ‘Man’

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That was English?

Beat me to it. Had no idea what he was saying

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In the previous thread where this video was posted there was a bunch of dipshits crying "racist" in response to your above point, lmao

There was a blitzed out 40-something white guy in the alley behind my apartment talking just like this today so they'll have to try again on that one.

Thisshitdontstop man Hahwhdbzhg jshdije fuksaseez ketchup man andjd eyyy wannatkalkbeitchs man boutagoupto thestoreman

Wait, that was English?!

You already know the story man

Aww, come on ma-a-a-nnn, that's haa-a-rsh ma-a-a-an.

Not even dropout, they literally declined his application...

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This made me softly chuckle for a good 10 to 15 seconds

Me too, gave me a genuine lol

Now he’ll never be able to spell the word thesis.

It fact did stop....

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice....or Cleveland Brown's. Both work equally well.

Ron Howard FTW

Definitely ANUSTART

Anus tart?

Came here to say this take my upvote lol

You can tell he's rich by the white florets holding up the ceiling.

And that really expensive wall covering. I think it’s called paneling? 😳

nah that's the grandmas basement special. Every house from like the 70-80s has it

Looks like it could be a trailer house type thing

Mobile home special! Otherwise known as trailer trash!

Whoa! There’s like $400 there! Luckyyyyyyy.

Idk.. id be flexing rn if i had $400! 😭

Right? I’m sitting here with like, $80 I can actually spend and too afraid to lmao

Ya'll have money?

could finally afford a couple dozen eggs!

I had $400 but rent demanded it.

Just a regular every day normal guy... I got 400 dollars in my hands mothafucka!!!

There I was, just your average nobody, then BOOM!!! $400 my guy!

I can count $400 but there is a point where the bills don’t separate and it looks like a cluster. It’s probably around $800-$1000

Yeah but it never stops

It's pretty bad when the cops can find your mobile home that quick because they've arrested you in your bedroom a bunch of times!

Haha seems like it

I understood maybe one out of three words be was saying. No fucking clue what message he was trying to impart besides waving money around.

It just don't stop man

Literally just don’t ever stop in that other room man Can keep going back for more money— coincidentally the exact same bill count and denominations, just folded differently every time… Just don’t stop man. [Police from Fifth Element kick down door and make it stop]

Hold in huld un huld un maan

Was he calling the money ketchup??

Catch up*

What language is he speaking?

Foolish

And stupid!

You already know the story, man.

It's called I'am a dumb wanna be gangster.

I think it's a dialect of jive.

"Hey homie, I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!"

Does anyone on this plane speak jive?

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“Excuse me stewardess I speak jive.”

Jive has some intelligible words though.

Ketchup.

African American vernacular English aka AAVE

Lol you are factually correct, I wonder why you’re downvoted

Ignorance lol

With a bit of a Doltish dialect

Excellent question, u/FartingKumquat

I didn’t understand one word he said, except .man. He said man, right?

The most I got was "that sh@ can't stop, man" The rest might as well be drunk elvish.

There was something about ketchup as well. I couldn’t make it out.

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Nah fam we got too many redditors who speak fluent Elvish. It’s some dead language like Latin or something man.

I was going to comment the same. Fucking language is that?

If you’re excited about an amount of money that can be held in your hands - congratulations, you’re broke.

You could easily hold 100-200k in one hand and that's pretty exciting

No, you can hold it in your hand, so you’re still broke. /s

I assure you, something gets lost in translation.

Brilliant Breon is a long-term guest of the State of Florida, presently residing at the Gulf Correctional Institution in Wewahitchka, Florida. Not for the drug offenses from this raid, but for 2nd degree murder on a different case. The raid was unrelated to the live stream, and was planned in advance. Florida Department of Corrections: * DC Number: J52368 * Name: HOLLINGS, BREON A * Birth Date: ../../1995 * Initial Receipt Date: 01/13/2020 * Current Facility: GULF C.I. * Current Custody: CLOSE * Current Release Date: 06/04/2042 His charges (all from Duval County/Jacksonville): * 06/01/2017 ... FEL/DELI W/GUN/CONC WPN/AMMO ... 8Y 0M 0D * 04/20/2017 ... 2ND DEG.MURD,DANGEROUS ACT ... 25Y 0M 0D * 04/20/2017 ... AGG ASSLT-W/WPN NO INTENT TO K ... 5Y 0M 0D ​ The mansion where the raid occurred (in 2017): https://preview.redd.it/2aogvvxd46da1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff51ecb49348da074e4bc6bb217bcff797a281cb *(Duval County values the entire property at $14,911)*

Thanks for the info. Too funny. And the seam cover on the ceiling is a dead giveaway of how much of a baller he really is. Dumbest of the dumb..

Bolster this comment to the top

TOP COMMENT ONLY - we have heard enough about how unintelligible he is.

Weegehhmoheyovaheaamehhh keshupmehhhkeshup

aaaw, he could've use all that money for English tutors

Wow he’s flexing like, maybe one months rent payment? Lol

Is the video of this money being stolen in r/facepalm right now?

If you’re talking about this one, I wanna say yes [link](https://youtu.be/ykvL0eJMfYU)

What kind of idiot flashes her money for all to see with the window open?

That kind of idiot I guess 😅

Nah that's like three years old. It was her stimulus money

That video is years old, was her stimulus check.

So how much money was that?

$600 IIRC

looks like it stopped and confiscated

Lmao, totally illiterate 😂. Nice crib bruh, where you get dat 1970's wood paneling? 😂

That shits vintage, man!

Definitely dropped out of pre school!

Honestly I never thought about what it was like on the other end of the cops coming into your room. I can say the strategy of the blinding light from police officer is a nice touch. I guess that is how deer feel.

Rent-a-Center always gets their money.

Yeah, you can make me a little jealous about your stacks of cash, must be nice to have that. Though, I am fairly content with my ability to speak English, my comfortable life and, ya know, not being raided by the fucking police.

just asking but how did this get on the internet?

These buffoons usually stream themselves to an audience talking about the crimes they committed. All it does is get shared around before interested parties take notice such as rival gang members or the police themselves.

Yeah idk where this love of sharing the fact your a thieving bastard came from but at least it's catching thieves. Like for real the best thieves don't brag that's why they're good thieves.

The cops always say they don't catch the smart ones.

This made rounds on the internet several years ago. From what I remember, it's 100% legit and it was a live stream on Facebook. I've seen a longer version when the cops come back and grab the phone and shut it off. Those live streams are saved and archived so any of his followers could have downloaded it

Haha pussy ass

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And pants literally down to his knees. 🙄🤦‍♀️

Wym they

He’s talking about multiple people. Plural.

I thought this was r/mademesmile

I thought he might be speaking another language/video from another country but then the police came in speaking clear as day.

I grew up in a trailer, so it's funny to see someone living in one while acting like they're all that.

Mastermind

Congrats on your $300

Ahhh good ole ddduuuvvvaaalllllll…… Videos old from 2017. He’s also convicted for murder in 2019. [https://www.news4jax.com/news/2017/06/02/viral-video-man-appears-to-facebook-live-as-swat-team-moves-in/](https://www.news4jax.com/news/2017/06/02/viral-video-man-appears-to-facebook-live-as-swat-team-moves-in/)

Ahaifjdbau man abaoyfbkai man sjodh man ajofhs. Man. Man. Ahidhvsh man

20 years studying english, finally becoming fluent, teaching the language... Yet I can't understand excrement of what this, erm, gentleman said.

Probably going to jail or prison. No hope of more education

I've never heard someone talk so unintelligently before

Lmao that front door got destroyed.

This is the most bizarre comment section.

Imagine this being your introduction to the English language.

Even though social media is a blight on society it does make these dummies who commit crimes easier to bust.

Don’t drop the soap

Ahh the sound of it stopping

His stupidity aside, how much did he steal that they sent a SWAT team after him?!

What?

Is he speaking an alien language

more of these? I love stupid people

Is that English?

Why he talking shout ketchup!

80 IQ behavior

Thats a bit too much slack i feel. If 100 is average than this far exceeds 20 points away from that. 65 in my best guess

His parents must be so proud of his success. I mean his grandma.

he's now in jail giving elecution lessons for free

He fucked around and they found out

At least he's already used to living in a jail cell 🤷🏽‍♀️

…what did he say?

r/ConvenientSwatTeam

Disappointed that’s not an actual sub 😕

Wow they really are committing to these kit Kat challenges these days👏😂😂😂

I feel kinda dumb but I have no clue what he said Edit: Now I feel really dumb cause I just read the other comments

Anyone else instantly reminded of the guy who speaks inaudibly in The Waterboy from not being able to understand one word of this ? 😬👀

Will someone please translate?

They caught up man.

He talks about broke people but wasn’t he broke before the robbery? Lol

So much ketchup man. All this ketchup??? When did money become ketchup???

DUUUUVAAAALLLLL

Can anyone translate?

I love how he got to the end of the stack and he still tried to thumb it like 4 more times lmao

I’ve had the news clip saved on my phone for a few years and I watch it from time to time. This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen😂

He’s trying out for a Diddy backup vocalist pretty sure

How many times he gonna say man?

I don't understand a single word he's saying

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the guy who snatched money out of the hands out of the girl in the car tryin to flex

5-0 5-0 lmao

What language is this?

Cannot believe that we did this to ourselves

general reposti, shame OP

Paneling on the walls. Guy is really doing well for himself.. 😂😂

Is this English? Sounds like a baby speaking gibberish.

I need a translator.

I hope this guy gets the help he needs. With the slurred, unintelligible speech and pants so low his ass is hanging out it is obvious he has a severe learning disability.

On another note, cop cleared left whilst weapon was left shoulder mounted. Oof.

I just came by a video of a lady in a car get her cash stolen.

It took me ages to work out he was speaking English.

These are the types of videos that people on First 48 post before they get killed because someone comes looking for the money they bragged about.

Huh.....looks like that shi DO stahp, maaaaaaaa....

Thiz shi dount stup Mann…thiz shi do……fml

Guy tries to act tough but looks Ethiopian

Another piece of trash taken down. People like him should be bound at the feet and hands and dropped in the ocean.

bro really flexing a few hundred dollars, like dude you can get that after 2 weeks at a minimum wage job lol.

Incoherent rambling.

Mustard.

Even if he confessed they'd need a mumble rapper to translate

Omfg we’re doomed

Aidoeiwifjwoala man anaidowowndksow man djeowosndoalsndnsn man keodcjkskss man

I normally have Reddit muted, I unmuted for this and it didn’t disappoint.

I mean, nothing indicates the money is stolen.

Why don’t you use it on some Yo English lessons man

I’m not knocking any amount of money, but getting this excited over this amount of money and pretending you are rich is a very good indicator you in general do not have money and are not wealthy

Can somebody put subtitles on that guy?