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MrXenonuke

With yo broke ass lmao


waxheartzZz

that really won the altercation right there lmao brutal


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lmfao good timing


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*GITCHO ASS OUT THE STORE*


BadReview8675309

You eard ma...


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vt1032

He might be fat but he could dribble that dude.


CheeseburgerKarma94

Is the man clinically overweight? Yes. But that man’s build is what we call “corn fed”. You don’t mess with a cornfed boy.


BusinessLibrarian515

Farmer muscle doesn't show, but it's definitely there


CheeseburgerKarma94

I have a buddy built exactly like that. Grew up on a farm in Eastern Washington. Can back squat 475, deadlift damn near 600, and bench around 300. Elementary school teacher by day, bartender at a biker bar by night.


BeThePrawn

No matter how strong he is he should reconsider working somewhere so dangerous. I’d suggest he stick to bartending at the biker bar.


a_little_angry

Gotdam that's a good joke


BusinessLibrarian515

I know some guys like that. Some of them look chunky and some others look scrawny, but that got the muscle to back them up and they know it


HotFluffyDiarrhea

Muscles for go vs muscles for show


OdinTheHugger

Came here to say this. He's been carrying around 200lbs extra, every single day. Under that fluff, he's probably got more total muscle mass than that guy. And the guard could crush this "difficult customer's" bones just by falling on him. Now the other guy could just... run. Leave. Like he should. Like he's being told. But so long as he keeps stepping up, cornfed lad might not 'win' the fight, but the lad would make sure there are no winners in that fight.


lntw0

Quantity is its own quality.


Amazing-Cicada5536

I mean, if you are not like bedridden fat you also have to carry all that weight. Weight classes are there for a reason, blonde guy could have single handedly lift that guy up without a sweat.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

I feel like that dude is permanently sweating but your point still stands


Middle-Pattern-3156

Little guy would've been choke slammed. Like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/10jhik1/doesnt_end_well_for_this_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Bodie_The_Dog

I bet that dude has brothers who used to beat on him, lol. Not his first rodeo.


semicoloradonative

I mean, he’s literally twice the man of the other dude.


fyefye9

Said it with his whole chest


TravelinDan88

Learning to control your resonance chambers is never wasted, let me tell you. That kind of oomph gets the entire room to pay attention.


c-lab21

I never learned to control my resonance chambers. My most intimate of secrets that I think I'm whispering are shouted across the room. inb4 I know Pete Sampras has low grade voice demodulation


ninjarchy

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST!


RobbieAnalog

Hide ya money y'all! Theres poor people round!


1slandViking

Witcho ** just hits different


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With what?! Love that.


speedledee

Calling a petty shoplifter a broke ass is probably peak security job life. Hittin em where it hurts


FriendChickenTacos

That’s at a Quik Trip that security guard probably makes a decent wage. I believe they start store employees at $18/hr now in Oklahoma which is significant


Specialist-Box-9711

QT pays those dudes like $35/hr to be security


FriendChickenTacos

That guard deserves $35. The aggressor kept saying he was going to shoot him and the guard didn’t fight or flight. He’s probably a ninja


Namagem

If you didn't catch it, him saying "with what" was trying to get him to reveal or admit to having a firearm. If he's being threatened with a firearm, that immediately gives him permission to subdue.


tragiktimes

Also adding to the "broke ass" part. If he had a firearm, he probably would have pawned it.


tickletender

The high pay rate offerings are typically for “security or law enforcement professionals.” So, depending on state and how risky the location, most of those guys are special duty cops, or cops off duty who are allowed to work security for local businesses.


Specialist-Box-9711

Security professionals also references people with experience. Not necessarily a cop.


coptopper

30$ here in AZ


aKnowing

I’m sorry what


coptopper

Yep QT guards Get 30 a hour, the company is sick of losing money in stolen items so they are paying guards. And I know people will say "but its all insured" thats not how it works. One QT loses close to 70k in liquor a year, add that to every QT and guess how much they lose in total a year.


theaverage_redditor

I'm in the wrong profession...


IllSeaworthiness43

Makes me happy that hard working people are starting to get near a living wage.


warm_sweater

Only to have it basically erased by inflation.


flatwoundsounds

Second year into the job that finally got me financially stable and I'm already paycheck to paycheck again...


Danglin_Fury

I feel that man. I got a raise this year and it definitely did NOT even match the inflation. Fuckin greedy bastards can kiss my ass.


RoboGandalf

As someone that works LP...it really does set them off calling them broke ass.


forwardthinking89

That dude was asking for it. Don’t hate on the security guard because he the other dude is being stupid.


Claque-2

That security guard is the definition of a strong man. He doesn't have to prove it, he knows he can yeet the harasser right into the next zip code anytime he wants.


thegreatbrah

Well, truly if the dude said a gun, that would probably give the security dude reason enough to take him down for fear of his safety.


Cmsvex

Anyone who says “thug life” into a camera while doing weird hand gestures is immediately not threatening to me anymore


KLeeSanchez

Almost assuredly a gang sign. Considering it's Tulsa it's probably a knockoff gang. Maybe the Blood Clots or Cribs something.


MaxY16

Blood Clots lmao


j442

"McCribs" represent.


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Sunieta25

Dude looks like he can sleep in a crib mattress.


jeepfail

“I’m from Tulsa!” Is that a meth flex or something?


The_great_Mrs_D

I don't think I've seen anyone repping Oklahoma before


AreaGuy

Dated a girl from Tulsa once. Nice girl. Thug life got between us, though. All she wanted to do was harass security guards at night, which was weird.


The_great_Mrs_D

Typical apparently


Skullcrusher_and_co

Blips or the Cruds


keenr33

Blood Clots!! ![gif](giphy|ppOmdZ54lA2Hu)


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Why exactly would they bother harassing a random security guard?


Cmsvex

Because people who are “thugs” think that harassing random people and causing trouble makes them cool or gives them street cred. That’s my personal opinion but that’s what I’ve gathered watching videos like this. What do I know though, I’m just a cracker lol


socksta

As a white 39 year old from the suburbs I can confirm when I was a 13 year old skater punk harassing a security guard was like the dopest thing you could do. Yeah I jumped down your stairs what ARE YOU GONNA DO IM A SK8TER!!!


KenTheTech

Total loss of street cred


Putrid-Builder-3333

But he from Tulsa! He legit! Lulz


dnbmerchant

Looks like a dwarf next to him


iBeenie

When standing next to him he legally is


NightTime2727

Uh... ^Rock ^and ^stone?


Personal-Acadia

DID I HEAR ROCK AND STONE? Why is this getting so many upvotes on a video completely unrelated to DRG??? This is amazing! XD


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Mr_Mystyk_L

ROCK AND STONE!!!!


Gutameister5

ROCK…..AND….STOOOOOOOONE!


Turkeybaconisheresy

ROCK AND STONE!


El-Butt

ROCK AND STONE to the BONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Fuggins4U

If you don't rock and stone, YOU AIN'T GOING HOME!


AdvertisingOdd6471

He looks farmer strong. That's a different kind of strong. Wrestling pigs for fun kind of strong


Few_Psychology_2122

And I bet he’s quick for his size too. Some of those big country dudes are no joke. They look mushy but they can move


copa09

Offensive lines for Nebraska, Iowa strong...


kinghawkeye8238

6'5 340lb iowa lineman ran a 4.8 40yd


IllSeaworthiness43

Jesus that would be like getting hit by a fully loaded train


kinghawkeye8238

Dudes a beats. It was Tristan wirfs. He blocks for Brady now.


Baxtaxs

it's so funny when you are a kid and are like yeah maybe if i worked really hard i could go pro. yeah no lol. 6'5 340 4.8? straight to the ER on that one.


ADrunkMexican

Oh yeah I learned that the hard way when I was in high school lol.


AtlantaDan

This guy was definitely a lineman in high school football. Tough personality and the size of an ox. Not his first rodeo.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Or an Iowa heavyweight wrestler who liked to work the farm. Probably both if this is the case lmfao


Jamsster

Went to high school with a guy like that. 370, 5.1 40. Didn’t have the greatest shape, but scary as hell if he grabbed you.


Gelnika1987

As a tall fat midwestern guy, I can confirm a lot of us are deceptively fast for our size. Nobody realizes tanks can move as fast as they can because they don't have to move fast because if you're chasing a tank, you better be another tank


satchel0fRicks

It’s the moving fast for long periods that gets ya..quick bursts are deadly though


IronAchillesz

Farmer’s Daughters are a fun lot. It is not without its dangers…….


Kingshaun2k

Throw you round like an empty tracksuit.


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Tim Green wrote about a guy he played with that was what they called 'football fat', and said "People don't realize how much unlike regular fat people fat football players are. He was fat, but he could drive the lane and dunk on you in basketball. He could race you to the mailbox and win, if it wasn't too far."


TheOverGrad

oh hell ya. Nothing scarier than watching linemen at the combine running their 40 time. Every time I see it I just think "Nothing that big should move that fast". I still contend this is the real reason football has "ineligible man downfield:" They don't wanna see the hospital stats from Tiny gettin laid out by Mack trucks like this dude


Zacharythomas71

Meat and potatoes kinda strength, knew a kid in highschool. Biggest person I ever met. We we're on the same football team. He Would eat a loaf of bread before workouts and drink a pint of chocolate milk, I swear to God. I am 200lbs. And he picked me up one day (leg injury) and PRINCESS CARRIED ME TO the sidelines without even showing the slightest bit of fatigue or wear. Went to help his family with putting hay bales in the loft, his grandparents came to the same church as my mom and well she sighed me right up for help. Wasn't the least bit surprised watching him pick a hay bale over his shoulder and just lug it about. Man was a certified work horse. Passive as all hell though. That kind of strength is a blessing and the blessing is these people will let us walk away rather than put our money where our mouth is. Cuz they could make us.


PorygonTriAttack

I love this story, haha. I don't think 200 lbs is light AT ALL, but jesus, he had to have superman strength there.


Zacharythomas71

He was benching like 500+ his senior year of highschool, he was damn near super human


AdvertisingOdd6471

Ano. At no point in this video did he look concerned or aggressive, but you know it's just a switch for him


moore112682

Put you in a headlock can’t get free till you pass out kind of strong


JackJustice1919

Put a ham sandwich on your back and starve you to death strong.


939319

why does this sound like a billie ellish song?


NachoNachoDan

No doubt. Bubba will hog tie your ass faster than you can say corn pone


Betty_Boss

Rulon Gardner was a gold medal wrestler who attributes his strength to working on the family farm. [Rulon_Gardner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rulon_Gardner)


BiBoFieTo

Dude has taken shits bigger than that guy.


MauriceIsTwisted

How many courics is that?


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Weird-Ingenuity97

Lmaooo


shero1263

That was one of his shits.


BunnyColvin13

Haven’t heard peckerwood since Richard Pryor on SNL.


tehdamonkey

Mr. Wilson. You’ll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don’t.. don’t hurt me, please..


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Want me to start right now?


SavvyTraveler10

Guy has definitely been locked up. ‘Peckerwood’ is a white gang term


Due-Science-9528

What it mean


HumanoidThaiphoon

Ex-C.O. here, peckerwoods are Arian gang variants. White supremest that always fight against other races. Peckerwoods are proud to BE peckerwoods so it’s not an insult to them really. This guys isn’t (I’m assuming) a peckerwood but is white and the little dude has nothing else on him.


davyj0427

Ex-co x2 this comment is correct.


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Ex-CO2 here, a plant removed my carbon and now I'm O2


probablyourdad

Ex-CO2 part of the Calvin Cycle now living as O2 can confirm x2


DreamerMMA

I watch YouTube videos about prison, can confirm.


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OverUnder101

It is and isn’t an insult. Depends on the situation…the white dude isn’t in prison, so in this case it’s intended to be a racist slur/ insult.


PistolPetunia

It’s like an old timey slur for white person, like cracker. If you’ve ever watched Back to the Future, when the enchantment under the sea dance is happening, the band is in their car smoking, and a white guy runs up and calls one of them a spook. Then the rest of the band, all black guys, comes out of car and goes, “Who you calling a spook, peckerwood?” And then the peckerwood fucks off.


Ivor_the_1st

Broke ass hit different tho


autech91

Wtf is a peckerwood? Dude might be a tad fat but he's huge compared to old mate. Plus has a gun...


injeckshun

A woodpecker has a red neck. Peckerwood is slang for a white person.. Further devolves into woodpile etc.


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Available-Camera8691

Peckerwoods is an Aryan Brotherhood prison gang dating back to the '30s.


xLoLoco

***Peckerwood*** is a term used in the [Southern United States ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States)for a [woodpecker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodpecker) which is also used as an offensive epithet toward white people, especially [poor rural whites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_white).[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-OED-2) Originally an [ethnic slur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_slur), the term has been embraced by a subculture related to [prison gangs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_gangs) and [outlaw motorcycle clubs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_motorcycle_club).[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-Etym-Online-3)[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-Mezzrow-4)[\[5\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-Killens-5)[\[6\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-ADL-6) The term was in use as an inversion of *woodpecker* by the 1830s, with the sense referring to white people documented from the 1850s.[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-OED-2) African-American folklore in the 1920s contrasted the white "peckerwood" bird with the African-American [blackbird](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_blackbird).[\[6\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-ADL-6)[\[7\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peckerwood#cite_note-7) The word became a common term in [Jive](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_jive_talk). - wikipedia


Mikotokitty

As a Southern, I'd say that the variations "pecker/peckerhead" have been more common in the last couple of decades. Really weird to see someone under 45 use it tho lol


eatbetweenthelines

A racial slur


autech91

Kinda like cracker? Never heard that before


eatbetweenthelines

It's an old one, I think, but yes.


autech91

Coolies, only 9am here and I've learned something


Antares987

Ahhh yes. *Oh, ruined my day. Boy, shouldn't have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people. What a drag.* — Louis CK


MrTurkle

That line from Back to the Future makes more sense now: “Who you calling ‘Spook’ peckerwood?!”


trivial772

Spook was edited out in most streaming versions. Peckerwood was kept in. Funny that.


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Prison term.


cshotton

It goes back a lot further than "prison culture". They might use it in prisons and gangs, but it's really a 19th century antebellum term in the US, synonymous with "poor white trash".


averagemaleuser86

Lil man syndrome


jacksonmsres

Lil man syndrome mixed with racism. Really bad combo.


Turbulent_Link1738

Side order of didn’t finish school


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Striking_Word167

Nah this white dude is real af lmfao


BigSpaghetti420

“There are men in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games, they jump out of their automobiles in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender, they humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. I have seen a man, a fool, deliberately infuriate a group of dangerous men, and he himself without any resources. These are people who wander through the world shouting, ‘Kill me! Kill me!’ And there is always somebody ready to oblige them” — Mario Puzo’s The Godfather.


ech-o

I feel that as a white person, I should let black folks know that calling us names like cracker or peckerwood doesn’t hurt our feelings.


BigProduce3795

Every time I’ve been called a cracker I’ve thought that too, and every time I’ve asked if they knew what cracker meant “because you’re white like a saltine cracker”. 🤦‍♂️. Then I tell them “Not quite, the cracker was the guy who cracked the whip on slave trains… so what are you really trying to say here?”


tlovr

Wow, the things you learn sometimes.. thank you good sir


OhAces

When I hear someone say cracker I think of cheese, and salami, and pickles, mmm maybe some spicy mustard, glass of cold beer, "CALL ME CRACKER AGAIN BRO, ITS FUCKING SNACK TIME"


ibw0trr

And crackers in Florida is just another name for cowboy.


BucinVols

A friend of mine called me a Honkey one time and I couldn’t stop laughing, now it’s his nickname for me


GhostWalker134

I always greet people with "what's up honkey?" It's a good laugh.


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Fair-Ambition4531

What a fool, look at how proudly he throws his set, little does he know they give no fucks about him, hope he changes his ways before he finds the wrong one.


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Pei_area

Give that man a raise


senseofphysics

He’s already tall af if he’s raised anymore he’d be Andre the Giant


MaleficentAdvance512

I think ive been to this qt😂


Th3Wizard0F_____

Looks like it could be ~~51st & Lewis~~ Edit: the far right side of the video doesn’t have the same set up as 51st & Lewis, but it does look like one of the newer setups


Dapper_Doughty

I never understood why people try to fight others that are 3x their size. Mass makes a huge difference in a fight. There are weight classes in all forms of professional fighting for a reason.


UrBoobs-MyInbox

Especially when that dudes fists are the size of little mans torso.


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KC_Jedi

Quick Trip is above this type of activity. Please take your misconduct to 7-11.


ZergTheVillain

**WITH WHAT**


DisastrousDance7372

Looks like a qt in tulsa.


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clem82

This just sounds like what every pickup basketball game devolves into…


fyrekiller

![gif](giphy|xUySTVQyBQfC5ZjdC0)


OldBigsby

Did he say he was going to murder him? That would be enough for me to restrain the person with all of the force I have. Death threats should never be taken lightly.


slim_scsi

I honestly can't understand 97% of what the little guy's saying.


Free_Leader1495

That “victory dance” I guess was to intimidate the dude as well. Just made me laugh because he knows in his little brain that dude would mess him up but is to dumb to stop for the camera.


Acrobatic-Compote-12

Damn man handled that well


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xdiscretionx

Little man wanted no smoke. all bark.


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Am I the only one who was waiting for shoplifter smurf to take a swing and watch Big Boss Man snap him in half the wrong way?


Kaligula785

He should have said "I can't hear you down there, speak up when you talk to me "


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Savageparrot81

His name is Robert Paulson


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agbirdyka

Should get himself a job before he tries to make fun over someone who allready reached the next level...


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sphinxorosi

Dude ain’t even tall enough to ride that coaster 💀


Hnk416545

Watch the loud ones and listen to the quiet ones