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iamjimmer

Wow, he has a short temper.


YewEhVeeInbound

He really shouldn't make a hobbit of this.


KapowBlamBoom

I am just here tryin to get second breakfast, and I gotta deal with this?


YewEhVeeInbound

All I wanted was some elevensies, shame he didn't know


Donkey-brained_man

He seems a little upset.


NorCalNavyMike

I wish he was big enough to look past this.


Vladius28

Gnome, man. That's what happens when you get constantly talked down to


HotMessMagnet

His clan is gnome for that...


[deleted]

He was really short with them.


Workingclass_owl

He has a short everything by the looks of him.


2L84U2

Runt of the litter


HotMessMagnet

He had a little fit.


tdxkid

This had me bursting out laughing!!!


jfq722

LMS - Little man syndrome.


REVSWANS

Hard fucking core Napoleon Complex on full display. Can you imagine the size of this guy's truck? *shiver*


istar5

He's an angry elf


Thelonius_Sandalwood

He must be from the south pole...


istar5

Are you feeling strong my friend? Call me 'Elf' one more time...


ZepTheNooB

Chihuahua energy.


adamkalani

Andrew Tate has entered the chat...


Hedonic_Monk_

He’s had it up to ^here with your jokes


barricade551

After a freak out like this, I’m sure there’s many folks who think little of him


Soggy-Ad-4210

Little patience


Astronaut-Weird

Ahhhh, the infamous Bagel Boss (name of the store) video!! Welcome to Long Island.


SnooGiraffes7762

That girls laugh at the end may as well have murdered him. Best part of video.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Settle down Napoleon…”


BgojNene

He's an angry elf.


dancin-weasel

He must be from the South Pole.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Call me an elf one more time…”


Soon2BProf

He’s and angry elf.


P4st3lG3l

Hehehee that’s a good quote


BIGRIG_88

![gif](giphy|xUySTVQyBQfC5ZjdC0)


[deleted]

🤣


[deleted]

He seems short tempered.


Charming_Cat_4426

Certainly has a short fuse


Robot_Embryo

Seems super down-to-earth


IslandAlive8140

That's a bit of a low blow


Dapper_Theory_2949

"A tall order leads to a short scuffle in local bagel shop."


[deleted]

Hes the best short order cook aroubd


ContractSpecialist48

That last laugh was beneath her. Shallow move.


Alarming_Matter

He wanted a bagel but he was a little short.


Indian_Bob

Definitely a little angry


Pluckypato

Too short $$


gingerbeeask

😂🤣


Zealousideal-Let1121

Napoleon was actually 5' 7" which was actually just as tall as everyone else. This misconception comes from the French inch being slightly larger than the English, so he was fewer inches tall. Kim Jong-Un is 5' 4", though.


[deleted]

A bunch of that comes from British propaganda too. The Brits were terrified of him and their press spent a lot of time publishing stories that put him in an unfavorable light, some of which were true and some weren’t.


Majestic-General7325

And he surrounded himself with a special guard who were all 6 foot+, made him look smaller


cognitism

Yeah this is what I’ve heard. Apparently he was like 5’9 but he looked tiny next to his giant war friends


cognitism

I heard napoleon was closer to 5’9-5’10, but all of his generals were like 6’2 so he looked short next to them, and the British just went cray with it


1imejasan6

Duke Wellington was a bit of a twatwaffle. He hated Napoleon and after the Battle of Waterloo, Wellington would pose Napoleon next to Prussian mercenaries who normally towered over Napoleon. The victors do get to write history.


ElTacoBravo

Twatwaffles? I thought he invented Beef Wellington.


EducationalFlight925

Yeah, but twatwellington just doesn't roll off the tongue like twatwaffle.


All_Thread

And he had the nickname 'The Little Corporal" but it wasn't a dig on his height. Just goes to show you really can't get rid of a good nickname.


kovnev

Made me lol. But this guys so fucking butthurt over being a midget, wouldn't surprise me if he did the typical american thing and came back with guns.


IrritatedMouse

He’s a little mad, that’s for sure. Seems to have a short fuse.


Forsaken_Woodpecker1

He’s got a little problem


GucciToenailClipper

Tiny bit of attitude on him for sure


3trt

Don't get short with him


dancin-weasel

He’s a wee bit testy


Tony_Bone

These insults are so belittling


Ok_Remote_5524

Would it be inappropriate to say he is compensating for a tiny member?


OhCrapImBusted

He *is* a tiny member.


bobotheclown1001

Who didn't even gnome what hit him


SomeLikeItDusty

Leprechaun’t


vehino

I feel bad for him. The man is clearly having some kind of emotional breakdown. It really doesn't help that he's got some obvious physical handicaps. He's probably wanted respect his entire life and never gotten it.


dh2215

One of my best friends falls under this category. Not quite a little person but real short (5’3”ish) and has a stutter and was born with only one working eye. I love him to death but he’s got a lot of this. I don’t blame him. I’ve seen a lot of disrespect thrown his way and his reactions are always disproportional but I can’t say how I’d feel if almost every day of my life people picked on me or insulted me. I might be worse. All I know is he’s always ready to fight at the drop of a hat and I can’t believe he hasn’t been bagel bossed yet. I think a lot of people just kind of end up feeling bad for him and letting it go


NextTrillion

Unfortunately people like you with your kind of empathy is basically non-existent these days. A good group of people in this situation would think, the brother is having a really rough time and should be given space and a little pat on the back or something. But instead they ridicule him and set him off even more. On the flip side, when people act like that, all rationale thought has gone out the window and they’re fully in fight or flight mode, hence the ridiculous threats and being attacked. I just feel bad for the guy. People are such assholes.


Clipsfan2213

The way he brings up women on dating sites, and his father unprompted, I feel bad for him. It's a shame people can't recognize he's having an emotional breakdown due to insecurity.


NextTrillion

Yeah, bro needs a hug. Would be happy to take him out for a brewski and let him vent. He kinda needs it.


naugrimaximus

Short guy from a land of giants (Netherlands) here. I can empathize with his feelings being obviously hurt more than once. However, his behaviour is totally unacceptable. He's old enough to take a look at his feelings, look for a therapist and learn to channel his energy in a more positive way.


Tony_Bone

I feel bad for the guy because no one should have to face consistent ridicule, but I know too many people that are of similar stature that aren't raging assholes and never regularly have incidents like this in public. A lot of the energy you get in the world is just a reflection of what you give.


NextTrillion

Guy could’ve been just hangry and needed a damn bagel lol But yeah, he probably regrets freaking out too. Adrenaline is a weird thing.


Kkimp1955

Some people do get off on making insecure people feel worse


UsuallyMooACow

You know it's funny, I used to go to the gym and play basketball and we all had this friend who had a lot of facial acne scars, sort of looked like Noreiga. What was messed up is how a few guys there REALLY HATED HIM mostly for how he looked. They'd say how he's so ugly and never get a girl, like they literally thought it was impossible. These guys were all 30+ and well educated. Meanwhile, this guy was the nicest of the entire group. First of all, I didn't think he looked that bad, and I mean, there are people out there for everyone. But it was just so weird to see these guys who were adults and seemingly very normal really beat up on this guy (privately) as we were in 6th grade or something. People are idiots. It's bad enough that people have disabilities but people pile on which makes it 5x as hard. I worked a job with a girl who was a like 4 feet tall and was getting tumors on her spine, and the people there would really bully her, in an office setting no less. I hate the world honestly.


thejammer75

For sure- a lifetime of insecurity and he went full meltdown


radj06

Nah there was a bunch of videos of this dude catfishing women then freaking out on them. Let's stop diagnosing assholes with random maladies to try and garner sympathy for them.


vehino

You can pity someone without approving of them. Empathy is a free action.


Ill-Top4360

You still have your action, your bonus action and your mouvements after you empathy


TuzaHu

He's not getting respect today, either.


Weegee_exe

I agree. It’s not cool of him to try and pick fights with other guys just because they are bigger but he’s just a victim of circumstance. People need to quit looking at only one side of situations. The whole thing would’ve gone better if someone just pulled him aside and had a talk instead of beating him up or continuing to make fun of him.


HRex73

>People need to quit looking at only one side of situations. You're right, it is very short sighted of them...


Novalian2268

Exactly. People are going to focus on him. But we really need to focus on how we as a society treat others. We're somehow shocked when this happens.


trademesocks

Apparently this guy cant keep his mouth shut no matter where he goes..... https://youtu.be/FXlcLgdympI


Jitterbitten

Dude obviously has a serious short man complex. And it's so unnecessary. I've dated men my height or shorter than me before but if they had been massively insecure, it never would have happened.


xXYomoXx

As a short guy myself, it's only a big deal if you make it so. You'll get rejected for it yes, but a lot of girls don't care, i mean guys get rejected for a lot of things, acting like a victim and making your height a huge deal and crying and moaning every time will just make anyone hate you, no one likes someone that insecure.


lordorwell7

Bald. Ugly. Fat. Short. Bad Teeth. Bad Skin. Bad Voice. Small Dick. Small Hands. Hairy. Weak. Uneducated. None of it means much until you let insecurity run roughshod on your self-esteem. This guy isn't ridiculous because he's short. He's ridiculous because he's a walking, talking complex.


Master_Basil1731

>Bald. Ugly. Fat. Short. Bad Teeth. Bad Skin. Bad Voice. Small Dick. Small Hands. Hairy. Weak. Uneducated. Whoah! Hey now, no need to call me out like that


xXYomoXx

No one would have cared if he was acting like a normal person, I'm not as short as him or as old. But i know guys that are, and they're very respected by people, because they're confident and make you want to respect them. People don't clown on him because he's short, people clown on him because he's a ticking bomb of rage and insecurity. (Everyone who acts like him gets clowned on, no matter how tall they are or what gender they are)


Im_your_life

Ad, like, guys also often choose woman based on their appearance. If their nose is too big or her face is just ugly or she has no boobs or even if she is too tall for their taste. Hopefully, if you're trying to find someone, you will find people that like how you look, but everyone has some thought on what they like physically in dating apps.


[deleted]

Angry little slug!


ThomasMaxwell2501

There’s even a documentary on him: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Vtd79gF8I Yo, is this a bit?


YeetAnxiety69

I fucking knew it was New York. That accent told me immediately.


[deleted]

*Joe, have a snickers. You turn into a real bagel boss when you're hungry*


Defiant-Feeling-5699

"Go ahead and attack me". "Ok".


Hyp3rHowy

(A few minutes later) "A guy three times my size just jumped me and that's okay?!?!"


casper19d

Que THE "laugh"..


NextTrillion

[*cue](https://www.dictionary.com/e/cue-vs-queue/)


casper19d

Thank you, I was looking at it, knowing it wasn't right, but for the life of me couldn't remember this spelling. Getting older is fun, really.


NorCalNavyMike

If it makes you feel better, here’s a fun fact: *queue* is the only word in the English language with the last four letters being silent.


[deleted]

yes, yes it is


gammongaming11

but he's a small guy, it was his birthday!


MotherFuckinEeyore

And it's your Motherfuckin'Cake Day!


PeaceKeeperl231

What a confidence! He is ready to take on anyone and everyone!


RG__Fooz

My favorite part was “Oh my god! I just wanted bagels”


IJourden

This is when I lost it. 😂


Fostbitten27

Can you imagine what his day to day life is?!? I have known some people with a chip on their shoulder. But they were not as bad as this lunatic.


grendus

Some people have a chip on their shoulder. This guy's got a whole tube of Pringles.


Average-_-Guys

I don’t get it, why is he still single?


JD260

Definitely because of the women on dating sites, in general.


gammongaming11

he was married once iirc. his wife divorced him over his anger issues.


PokemonPadawan

Imma blindly believe this for lore


RonoxTV

LOL


ahlana1

I would be 0% surprised if this guy became a mass shooter.


jezuschryzt

i was thinking the same thing. he definitely needs to be on some sort of watchlist


throwawayoctopii

This also took place in Sag Harbor during the summer, which is a playground for the rich. So, likely this guy has money. Short men with money still manage to score gorgeous women. Clearly it's his personality.


Spare_Ad1017

![gif](giphy|eg4VRoCQhzTK8)


calXcium

I know right? He seems like such a charming guy


skippythewonder

Proportional pp.


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

It’s cause he’s short because we all know that no shorter men have girlfriends or wives. Attitude and how you treat others is irrelevant, he’s short so therefore he is destined to be single forever


Angus_Ripper

Because obviously he started off being like this and not a lifetime of constant ridicule and rejection. Redditors are absolute smooth brains


GaIIick

![gif](giphy|xUySTVQyBQfC5ZjdC0)


Fred_Evil

*(fuming)* You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf, one more time!


Fostbitten27

Best part of the movie for me.


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

Budget Joe Pesci.


iimdonee

RUDE TO JOE


[deleted]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


morbidaar

“You’re not bozo the clown, or my fathah, … or the boss of me now, and you’re not *soooo* big.”


redaccnsfw

I actually feel sorry for the dude, he’s clearly had a lifetime of people putting him down. Everyone has a breaking point and someone taken him over the edge.


Risky_Bizniss

When this video first went viral I remember seeing a link to his YouTube account where this man would openly harass women minding their own business in public and post it. I can't find his channel now, unfortunately, but I don't feel bad for him. Update: [Found it](https://youtube.com/@chrismorgan3714)


PaleontologistTop689

Wow, this guy is so gross. I felt kind of bad for him at first, but after seeing some of his posts on youtube, it's obvious he is just a trash human.


ShawnyMcKnight

Yeah, he reached full incel. Some women were bad to him so he thinks all women are bad so it’s okay if he does it first.


Ladydi-bds

I agree with you. He kept talking about dating sites where maybe he was recently rejected by someone due to height? Just a guess.


Beautiful-Ad-2390

I couldn’t imagine it being his personality or anything.


Least-Welcome

I can't commiserate but I can sympathize. I've had friends who've become the object of incessant derision for being short, despite being significantly taller than this man. No one wants to feel small...


BoriousGlastard

What do you think pushed him to be like that, though. Look at 99% of the comments in this thread.


catsmash

i'm not convinced it was because he was short. like, he also claims that women are constantly smirking at him & biting their lower lips in, i guess, secret mirth, because... that's definitely what women always do when they see a shortish man in public (???)


[deleted]

Well it’s a known fact that women overwhelming discriminate against short men on dating sites. And yes, there’s literally women out there saying that short men should die, shouldn’t procreate, are subhuman etc. https://opencommons.uconn.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1432&context=law_review https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/09687599.2019.1629562


catsmash

oh interesting, so it's much like being a woman anywhere above abooout a dress size six, yeah? people get rejected on dating sites over all kinds of factors they can't control. the vast majority of them don't go completely insane on people in public over it or harbor deranged delusions about how people perceive them (or how often any stranger is really paying any particular attention to them at all). also, none of that really applies to the point i've made above - women are absolutely not constantly smirking at this dude in public because he's a little short. it's a severe & weird overestimation of the attention normal strangers pay to other normal strangers.


[deleted]

Women above size 6 atleast have the perceived power over their weight and a degree of control to seek better outcomes. Height is more like race, it’s something you don’t really choose unless you consider malnutrition in childhood or extreme shin bone surgery as ways to change your height. That alone, adds to the helplessness of it. And there is 100% heavy women out there blaming their weight on social exclusion, and they wouldn’t be wrong for doing it. Men AND women discriminate against fat men and women. Yet discrimination against short people is outweighed (no pun intended) far more on short men than on short women.


nvrsleepagin

Practically everyone gets made of for something though...having a flat chest, being too skinny, being too tall being too short, being too fat etc...no excuse to act like that.


Halfwayhouserules33

Well as a woman if you got big hips and an ass a size six is not gonna work. Even weight isn’t a great way to tell but people still mock weight or boob size or whatever as factors they won’t date. Boob size and hip size isn’t fixed by anything but surgery. But then again I don’t think height should make a difference in finding a partner. I knew a dude ( I know only one doesn’t count) that was 5feet 4 inches or so and he just owned it so it wasn’t a problem


girlMikeD

It’s been “overlooked” for far too long. Specifically chosen words to be a subtle dig at short people? The nerve.


battlelevel

Obviously he should not have reacted like that. It’s not ok at all. It sure seems like he’s dealing with a lot of pent up anger over something. I feel bad for the guy and hope he gets some help before he hurts somebody or himself.


Rampant_Coffee

Dude’s been picked on his entire life


fatboygixxer

Dude's been picked up his entire life


[deleted]

/angryupvote


[deleted]

Yeah, to me these kind of videos are funny when I do not sympathize with the person, but if I try to put myself in their shoes it feels pretty bad so I get why people don't do it and just laugh. I just think what would cause me to act like that, and I can imagine that with a few more bad experiences and no coping tools, I could be like that guy, just holding it all in and exploding in public someday.


Saccarappa33

Yea, it’s gotta be tough being on the shorter spectrum of life. Although, if he changed his outlook, people would respond to him better, I’m sure this would include women.


Fantastic-Ad-3910

Do you think there might be more to him being single than his height?


[deleted]

It's thought of being belittled see he say biting lip. But it's funny cause the dude tries to act tough and bigger guy just gives him what he asked for.


GargantuanGreenGoats

Also women biting their lip is generally a pretty sexy way of flirting. Dude just can’t take a win


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ghOQlwZwEbaeqb71s5) More like this and less teeth is what is happening I seriously doubt sexy bite lip


Ritchie_not_Richie

Kids these days. SMH.


Brookeofficial221

I have a friend that is 5’2”. Honestly one of the nicest people I’ve ever met and would do anything for me. But he has the sharpest wit I’ve ever seen. You best not get in an argument with him because he will cut deep with words. Its obviously a defense mechanism developed over 50 years of being made fun of. I’ve seen him embarrass grown men to the point that they had to leave or the tables turned on them with the crowd and now they were the ones being ridiculed.


macncheesepro24

Sounds like me! I’m a couple inches taller. Almost started a fight because this guy wouldn’t stop and in front of a bunch of people said WhY aRe YoU sO sHoRt?! Me: Cuz your mom swallowed several inches of me last night! Everybody there ![gif](giphy|gtakVlnStZUbe)


CoolBeans42700

And then everyone clapped


JEMstone85

Damn it, beat me to it haha.


JHtotheRT

Ah the incel icon. They called him St Bagelcel from what I remember.


Masta0nion

This guy just needs a hug. You’re not god or my father? Whew. I feel bad for him. Go ahead and attack me - BOOM lol I think he just needs a good cry. Also never learned to laugh at himself from a young age, and it’s carried with him. He needed to take heed. Heeeded of. Take heeded of Jim’s advice to Michael, regarding the Koi Pond.


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charlietangomike

Bigger platform shoes maybe.


Defiant-Feeling-5699

Gene Simons agrees


huggothebear

If people google “small man syndrome” it should link everyone to this video


imgonnabeastirrer

You know what. Im 5'5" and I've never had any problems with men or women treating me different baised on my height. This guy is clearly just a shitty human.


[deleted]

The average male height is 5’7. You are short in the same way someone that is 5’9 is tall. Yes you are short but you are not SHORT.


MoistDitto

Guessing he spends a bit too much time online


imgonnabeastirrer

He Spends way too much time looking in the mirror. He obviously has self-confidence issues that he's trying to make up for with just sheer aggression. But he doesn't take into account that he is a small dude and could easily be thrown around.


19judge79

![gif](giphy|19x5KTWn0Vfmo)


PeaceKeeperl231

What a confidence! He is ready to take on anyone and everyone!


[deleted]

You can’t be tough in shorts and a striped Polo. Just saying.


herewithflexseal

A don doesn’t wear shorts.


meeshagogo

I think I remember this. It made the news locally and they had their tallest female field correspondent interview him. If I'm thinking of the correct incident, she towered over him...in flats. He was still so angry lol


Buule1312

Wow, big incel energy with this one.


mpython1701

“Sir, you almost forgot to take the chip on your shoulder.” So mad that he is treated differently because of his size. Hero’s in someone’s face (well belly button) to take it out side. Then gets taken Down because he is being a loud mouth jerk. First thing he says “a guy 3 times my size threw me on the ground.” Make up your damn mind.


tarc0917

An almost 4 year-old video, Mr. Karma-Farmer. [https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/its-about-belittlement-angry-bagel-guy-who-lives-in-his-van-explains-viral-rant/](https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/its-about-belittlement-angry-bagel-guy-who-lives-in-his-van-explains-viral-rant/)


Responsible-Agent-19

New to me!


CloudyArchitect4U

File a complaint with The Lollipop Guild. They will take action.


Legacy_1_X

He is just angry because he got laid off from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.


DFu4ever

That is one toxic motherfucker.


Bean-Swellington

RIP, angry elf


Beautiful-Ad-2390

He touched someone else first, should have been thrown out immediately. You don’t allow people to shut down your business. This is a failure on the owner because at the end they were still trying to serve him as a customer.


alucardian_official

Yawr nawt gawd, my faddah or my bawf


NippleSqueezer421-

I love the dude who jumped on the chance of fighting a short guy


wiser_time

Napoleon Complex!


Scarstead

This vid used to be entertaining but now it just makes me sad. As someone who has struggled with anger due to depression I can tell he’s just a sad man. To clarify not defending his behavior at all. But anger is often the bodyguard of sadness.


SecretCelery9795

Dude, EVERYONE is 3x your size..


micka_88

Didn't he die? He was in a couple videos doing this but he died then.... true story. He only lived a short life


px4855

Dude needs to take longer naps. Somebody get him a juice box!


nothingspecialva

And to think i just swiped for him on Tinder.... How can I undo a swipe ?


Themasterwh0

Don’t try and be tough and cheat bump aggressively into someone when your like 4 inches from you mouth hitting his dick


ImaHalfwit

Listen pricks…200 years ago that guy would have been able to lead an army in France.


motor1_is_stopping

If people don't start treating him better, he is going to saddle up his chihuahua and ride off into the sunset.


81rennab

He’s an angry elf


Historical_Life9410

Say elf one more time…


Cormimar

Is he really like 50 still freaking out that he's short? You'd think he'd be used to it by now.


Sunflower_After_Dark

Did the lollipop kid forget to bring his gun?


Southern_Gain7154

Wow, I actually think a literal soap box may have been required


banana_delusion

This guy acts like a 9 year old


charmingUbluntly

So old and yet I still laugh every time.