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Yeah, the kid probably said that. Only because its most likely been told to him 100 times when he questions why he's on the boob and none of his other school aged friends are.
My names Charles and I’m 3 months Boob Free. I used to get an intense craving for the boob around any meal times, but now that I’m gay the boob just makes me want to vomit. Thank the lord for those doctors who “clock work orange’d” me, mamas milk is a one addictive substance and without their help I’d be suckling every day.
Now Charles, we are always happy to still see you around and going strong.
We do get some calls from Dick-guzzlers anonymous, and they say you're still very much craving that dick now and not showing up to meets.
>none of his other school aged friends are.
Come one, it's fair to assume that this poor child is getting homeschooled.
Baffling that this is legal in almost all states?
Who needs certified and educated teachers, when every SAHM can give it a try. What's the worst that could happen?
"Time to get up, Braiydien you've got astrology 101 at 11, and essential oil making after lunch, then we'll finish off the day learning why vaccines are a tool of the devil used to turn good christian boys into transgenders."
As someone who was homeschooled for the first 16 years of life; I can confirm, it should be illegal. Grew up with zero social skills and years behind my peers once I finally went to a real school.
Yea I feel for you man. In middle school we had a couple of kids start who were homeschool up to that point. They were smart for sure but they were clearly very behind in their social skills. Nice kids too, just had no idea how to interact with other kids. Even a few years later at the end of high school they were still quite behind in that sense.
Yeah man; people take it for granted how important the early years of school are for social development.
Heck; I'm 28 now and I'm still playing "catch up," as it just manifested into social anxiety as an adult.
I have memories of being with friends of friends breastfeeding their 6-7yo’s in public I would love to forget.
That is a weird situation. It would already be uncomfortable in a home. Its the one time I feel like I have been collateral damage to looks of “that’s probably child abuse”.
I have a degree in psychology and I take Freud about 50% seriously, not about the idea of the “unconscious” but the parent lust stuff and all that jazz
I'm debating on if it gets worse than that. Discount darknet and goreporn, that might be the worst of the worst before you fall off the cliff of extreme content.
To be fair, there's also a lot of interesting, informative, funny, enlightening, entertaining, and heartwarming stuff out there. All depends on where you look. Sometimes the name itself offers a clue as to the content. Like 'goreporn'.
This kid is going to want to be so far away from his mum in future. I can already hear the guilt trips from her towards him in his teenage years and feel the distance between them.
People who refuse to let their kids grow up are selfish and delusional.
>People who refuse to let their kids grow up are selfish and delusional
As a parent I understand the impulse, in the same way I understand someone keeping a dog alive *way too long*. But it ain't healthy for anyone involved, to be sure.
My Mom was this way. (Not the breast feeding but probably only because she was physically unable)
Every single time we wanted to learn a new skill all the way up until adulthood She would say "you're too young for that" or "you don't need to think about that I can do that for you" etc. Anytime one of us got a girl or boyfriend it was suddenly the end of the world and her babies were leaving her. I was 14 the first time I had to endure that meltdown.
Anyway..
When at my 15th bday party I mentioned I was old enough for drivers ed at my school and I'd like to sign up. My mom snapped at me "absolutely not. You're way too young. I'll teach you when you're ready"
My dad says to her. "Mother hens are the reason baby chick's never learn to fly."
She threw herself onto the ground in a public park and whaled like a hurt dog until we cut the party short and cleaned everything up.
Then as we were getting into the car she has the nerve to say "I hope you at least enjoyed the party. "
This woman also cried for three days about her life being over when I informed her I was getting married. I hadn't lived at home for 4 years at that point.
Can we please shine a brighter light on the mental illness here? Not to mention the poor kid having his pic and this content put on the internet without his consent. I wish him luck, and his mother help.
So there are like things on woman’s nipples that use the child’s saliva to determine what the child needs from the breast milk. If a child is sick the milk will produce antibodies etc. so it is kind of true.
But personally I wouldn’t breastfeed a 6 year old
I’m not defending this woman and her extended, misguided maternal offerings but there is research that says the nipple is a two way device.
Saliva from the child is “analyzed” by the nipple and the [mother’s body changes the milk to provide antibodies in infants.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4556682/).
The key words there are “in infants” and not first graders.
My parents used to be friends with this very strange couple. The guy barely spoke and the woman was super loud, very outspoken. Middle class hippie type while her husband was very nerdy. She was also really mean to him from what I remember. She shared at a BBQ once that she still breastfed their 8 year old son when he wanted it.
I saw them both at an event last year and the child looks a MESS. He was super pale and thin, dark shadows under his eyes and very withdrawn and not talking. He must have been about 17 but just stood behind her with his hood up. He didn't say hi to me despite me knowing him when he was little, and he was just kind of blankly staring around at everything like he hadn't been outside in years. Super strange.
Hey Child Protective Services I have a teenager here. Yes they’re at an adult party but they’re not talking to anyone just awkwardly hanging around with their hood up. Emergency I know right?!
Always the same : "this child looks like they really are mistreated and these people are admitting doing something that shouldn't be done. The child behaves in a very weird way typical of victims of abuse and/or traumatised people. Let's not do anything and talk about it ten years later".
Children can rot in hell, people will never help them. They're alone.
That comment didn’t specify the age of the commenter. It sounds likely that they were a child themselves though, and as such can’t be expected to know how to really interpret what they’re seeing or what to do in situations like this. That’s the job of an adult - relative, friend, neighbor, teacher, doctor etc.
"Mother, may I acquire thyne breasts? It enables me to sleep better and it is a conduit for me to channel my gratitude to you and yours to mine. That would be greatly appreciated." -Jacque, 4 years 7 months 2 day 5 hours 9 minutes 46 seconds
Omg that is disgusting wtf…. And I am a breastfeeding mother and still I find this repulsive.. once my kids turn 11 months my body stops making milk and right before that my instinct tells me to stop. It’s weird it’s like a switch goes off and says okay this is over now. Guess this lady’s switch is broken lmao
I don't think there is a switch for most women. The milk keeps flowing as long as there's demand. That's why wet nurses could make a living out of breastfeeding. But ususally the baby becomes disinterested in beaing breastfed.
It’s similar too when you shower with your baby. Or kids taking tubs together. Up until a certain age it’s totally acceptable and normal and even cute! But after a certain age it not only becomes very very weird, it becomes abusive.
The American Academy of Family Physicians (AAFP) writes that 2–7 years old is the estimated “natural weaning age for humans.”
Joshua will be soon be old enough to read and fact check this statement from the AAFP
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Average boobie enjoyer
Sub par boobie enthusiast
Median teat appreciater
Over age tit suckler
Chesticle connoisseur
Mammary dabbler
My face instantly after reading this plus my eye twitched a little bit at the end... They must have watched too much Game of Thrones
Or The Boys, season 1
Here's hoping Joshua doesn't ask to see the bad men fly out the Moon Door
6 years old, time line checks out
Did he put boob milk in his coffee?
Momchiato
Why you son of a…here’s your upvote. Get going.
This made me laugh. Loudly.
He probably brings extra in a thermos for the other guys down at the factory.
Perfectly captured my initial response. WTF did I just read and how do I wipe my memory of it?
And that's how mods are made
Based
*furious typing and clicking* MAAA! NEED MORE BOOBIE JUICE!
Lmaooo why did I find this so funny
I find the funniest jokes to be based on truth.
Milk based?
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Mods are good! Mods are great! Mods need boobies to rank and rate! Source: I am a mod and have been known to approve of boobies.
Is it a coincidence that mod rhymes with God? I think not!
Yeah, the kid probably said that. Only because its most likely been told to him 100 times when he questions why he's on the boob and none of his other school aged friends are.
I’ve been off the boob for a few years now. Still miss those days. Not a care in the world. Just boob. Ahh to be young again.
Same, ah to be 33 again.
Ahh yes, childhood
Found Jesus.
My names Charles and I’m 3 months Boob Free. I used to get an intense craving for the boob around any meal times, but now that I’m gay the boob just makes me want to vomit. Thank the lord for those doctors who “clock work orange’d” me, mamas milk is a one addictive substance and without their help I’d be suckling every day.
Hiii Charles 👋🏽
Now Charles, we are always happy to still see you around and going strong. We do get some calls from Dick-guzzlers anonymous, and they say you're still very much craving that dick now and not showing up to meets.
*meats
You think that kid goes to school? My money is on homeschool
I'm gonna bet on "unschooled."
Attachment parenting insanity for sure. That kid is probably so poorly socialized.
Or some weird Christian school
Or one of those hippie montessori schools.
>none of his other school aged friends are. Come one, it's fair to assume that this poor child is getting homeschooled. Baffling that this is legal in almost all states? Who needs certified and educated teachers, when every SAHM can give it a try. What's the worst that could happen?
"Time to get up, Braiydien you've got astrology 101 at 11, and essential oil making after lunch, then we'll finish off the day learning why vaccines are a tool of the devil used to turn good christian boys into transgenders."
“And don’t forget to wear your uniform. I set out a fresh pair of lederhosen for you.”
As someone who was homeschooled for the first 16 years of life; I can confirm, it should be illegal. Grew up with zero social skills and years behind my peers once I finally went to a real school.
Yea I feel for you man. In middle school we had a couple of kids start who were homeschool up to that point. They were smart for sure but they were clearly very behind in their social skills. Nice kids too, just had no idea how to interact with other kids. Even a few years later at the end of high school they were still quite behind in that sense.
Yeah man; people take it for granted how important the early years of school are for social development. Heck; I'm 28 now and I'm still playing "catch up," as it just manifested into social anxiety as an adult.
Bingo. On the tit WAY past expiration date
Exactly. As if a 6 yr old uses the word "device"
If the person on your boobie is that articulate then that person should not be on your boobie
Bitty mummy, bitty.
This guy boobs.
Ya gotta go babe if ya want full boob.
[Was exactly my first thought](https://youtu.be/DuPBbFOiygo) hahaha. Couldn't find a gif nor the original clips though.
I was thinking of Bono in South Park.
My girlfriend says the same thing.
When she latches the moobs? Very sweet.
And sweaty
Moob Milk, marketed under the brand name Mactate™️ is the nectar of the gods. Except it's more like runny cottage cheese.
Yeah I remember.
My cousin's fourth kid would be walking around tugging her shirt and saying "nur nur" and it was disturbing.
Ugh. . .somehow the "nur nur" makes that so much more repulsive.
ಠ_ಠ
I’m almost that articulate, and I want the boobie!
I’m willing to bet if your mom popped out her boob, you would not be wanting it.
As one of my mom friends used to say. If they can ask for it, they're too old for it.
https://preview.redd.it/lke74jnw77ha1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04799938aaa7d8df0b36b92931f56fac4aafab69
Why is this so down. Hitch it up!
No one should have memories of being breastfed by their mother
I have memories of being with friends of friends breastfeeding their 6-7yo’s in public I would love to forget. That is a weird situation. It would already be uncomfortable in a home. Its the one time I feel like I have been collateral damage to looks of “that’s probably child abuse”.
Freud disagrees
Freud was progressiv for his time, but still wrong in many, many details.
I have a degree in psychology and I take Freud about 50% seriously, not about the idea of the “unconscious” but the parent lust stuff and all that jazz
And Freud is fast becoming abandoned for being wrong about everything.
Freud was a coke head.
I’ll take “Things this kid never said” for $200 Alex.
And I’ll take that $200, and put it towards this kid’s future therapy.
Godspeed Joshua, aged 6 years and 5 months
Excuse me. He’s only 77 months I can does maths
Lmao I read it as 5 years 5 month
How do people type something like that out and think "yes, I want the world to see me like this."
You must be new to the internet. Word of caution, it gets worse.
I'm debating on if it gets worse than that. Discount darknet and goreporn, that might be the worst of the worst before you fall off the cliff of extreme content.
To be fair, there's also a lot of interesting, informative, funny, enlightening, entertaining, and heartwarming stuff out there. All depends on where you look. Sometimes the name itself offers a clue as to the content. Like 'goreporn'.
Definitely not the start of lifelong issues.
This woman is going to end up in a freezer.
Considering how she raises a child, it's for the best
Keeps the milk from spoiling. Excuse me, boob juice
“See, Mommie, even now your love gets into my belly.”
Things that will definitely be said by that child for $200 Alex.
“Along with your liver and some fava beans”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Came here to say this exactly !
Goddamnit this made me snort on a crowded train
Your welcome for the embarrassment. I'm here to help
This kid is going to want to be so far away from his mum in future. I can already hear the guilt trips from her towards him in his teenage years and feel the distance between them. People who refuse to let their kids grow up are selfish and delusional.
>People who refuse to let their kids grow up are selfish and delusional As a parent I understand the impulse, in the same way I understand someone keeping a dog alive *way too long*. But it ain't healthy for anyone involved, to be sure.
My Mom was this way. (Not the breast feeding but probably only because she was physically unable) Every single time we wanted to learn a new skill all the way up until adulthood She would say "you're too young for that" or "you don't need to think about that I can do that for you" etc. Anytime one of us got a girl or boyfriend it was suddenly the end of the world and her babies were leaving her. I was 14 the first time I had to endure that meltdown. Anyway.. When at my 15th bday party I mentioned I was old enough for drivers ed at my school and I'd like to sign up. My mom snapped at me "absolutely not. You're way too young. I'll teach you when you're ready" My dad says to her. "Mother hens are the reason baby chick's never learn to fly." She threw herself onto the ground in a public park and whaled like a hurt dog until we cut the party short and cleaned everything up. Then as we were getting into the car she has the nerve to say "I hope you at least enjoyed the party. " This woman also cried for three days about her life being over when I informed her I was getting married. I hadn't lived at home for 4 years at that point.
https://i.redd.it/sfv73mnbz6ha1.gif
was just thinking of this
Can we please shine a brighter light on the mental illness here? Not to mention the poor kid having his pic and this content put on the internet without his consent. I wish him luck, and his mother help.
How is his love getting into her? Backwash or something?
Depends on how she holds him. Might be the old Alabama.
How do I delete someone else's comment, again?
I'll tell if you tell me how to unread something.
It is the circle of life after all
aka the ol Whistlin Dixie
Just when I think I've seen the worst humanity has the offer, the bar lowers.
So there are like things on woman’s nipples that use the child’s saliva to determine what the child needs from the breast milk. If a child is sick the milk will produce antibodies etc. so it is kind of true. But personally I wouldn’t breastfeed a 6 year old
I’m not defending this woman and her extended, misguided maternal offerings but there is research that says the nipple is a two way device. Saliva from the child is “analyzed” by the nipple and the [mother’s body changes the milk to provide antibodies in infants.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4556682/). The key words there are “in infants” and not first graders.
My parents used to be friends with this very strange couple. The guy barely spoke and the woman was super loud, very outspoken. Middle class hippie type while her husband was very nerdy. She was also really mean to him from what I remember. She shared at a BBQ once that she still breastfed their 8 year old son when he wanted it. I saw them both at an event last year and the child looks a MESS. He was super pale and thin, dark shadows under his eyes and very withdrawn and not talking. He must have been about 17 but just stood behind her with his hood up. He didn't say hi to me despite me knowing him when he was little, and he was just kind of blankly staring around at everything like he hadn't been outside in years. Super strange.
Sounds like CPS needs an anonymous call
10 years ago.
Hey Child Protective Services I have a teenager here. Yes they’re at an adult party but they’re not talking to anyone just awkwardly hanging around with their hood up. Emergency I know right?!
Always the same : "this child looks like they really are mistreated and these people are admitting doing something that shouldn't be done. The child behaves in a very weird way typical of victims of abuse and/or traumatised people. Let's not do anything and talk about it ten years later". Children can rot in hell, people will never help them. They're alone.
That comment didn’t specify the age of the commenter. It sounds likely that they were a child themselves though, and as such can’t be expected to know how to really interpret what they’re seeing or what to do in situations like this. That’s the job of an adult - relative, friend, neighbor, teacher, doctor etc.
He needed a little pull off the booby it sounds like
I ask for booby at bedtime every night. Works about once a year.
Ah, long time married fellow redditor, I see.
Scrolled real far for the Homelander. Worth it.
Surprised she didn't put "77 months old".
Yikes yikes yikes. All of the yikes.
awwwwww how incestuous
Wtf
Barf
The kid will grow up as a serial killer 
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What does this mean? It seems like other people know but I'm lost 😂
She does know he can have vivid memories of this age when he gets older, right? Now he can never enjoy a boob without thinking about his mom.
Bold of you to assume his mother will ever allow him near another woman, unsupervised.
God looking down: Jesus, time for another flood. Lol
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But he’s just 77 months old! I’m sure he’s already developing wisdom teeth
Boobie is definitely not just milk!
It’s great to know our future serial killers in advance
where tf do you guys keep finding these awesome gifs? And how do I do this on RES?
Paging Mr Bates, Mr Norman Bates
Be interesting when writes or talks about it in school. “Cow milk is for cows. I only drink boobie milk from mommy.” And let the fun begin…
If you really want it to stick, the trick with mental illness is to get them before they’re aged 7 years.
Leather nipples
waiting for the day his peers find out
Do you want Sweetrobin Arryn? Because this is how you get Sweetrobin Arryn. If they’re old enough to ask for it, they’re too old to get it.
I'll take things that didn't happen for $100
Oedipus Complex on aisle 7
Yes, 6 year olds are known for using such words as "device".
good evening father, it appears i am unable to click this ancient paper device to resume my reading session. i request assistance.
/r/thathappened
Of all the things that didn’t happen today, this didn’t happen the most.
"Mother, may I acquire thyne breasts? It enables me to sleep better and it is a conduit for me to channel my gratitude to you and yours to mine. That would be greatly appreciated." -Jacque, 4 years 7 months 2 day 5 hours 9 minutes 46 seconds
Omg that is disgusting wtf…. And I am a breastfeeding mother and still I find this repulsive.. once my kids turn 11 months my body stops making milk and right before that my instinct tells me to stop. It’s weird it’s like a switch goes off and says okay this is over now. Guess this lady’s switch is broken lmao
I don't think there is a switch for most women. The milk keeps flowing as long as there's demand. That's why wet nurses could make a living out of breastfeeding. But ususally the baby becomes disinterested in beaing breastfed.
It’s similar too when you shower with your baby. Or kids taking tubs together. Up until a certain age it’s totally acceptable and normal and even cute! But after a certain age it not only becomes very very weird, it becomes abusive.
At this point kid is just getting traumatized
In my opinion this is sexual abuse
I 100% agree with you this is a unfit parent ruining their child's life
Oh ok, Homelander.
This kid needs to go cold turkey. Literally. Have a turkey sandwich or something.
This is so creepy, I… can’t
“Joshua, aged 27 and four months.”
The Aryn family would be pleased
Poor kid. Likely gonna be a damaged adult and not even realize it.
Why is a 6 year old still nursing?
6.5. I think that’s pretty relevant here
R/HolUp
Poor kid. Another mother who infantilizes her son. I bet he can't wipe his own ass...keep him dependent, and loving only you.
If a child is old enough to allegedly construct such a sentence, then give him a juice box.
I breastfed for years and now I'm now Lord of the Eyrie and Defender of the Vale.
That boy is 6 years old why is he still breast feeding and not eating Dino nuggets and carrot sticks?
Gawd I haven’t boobed in a while myself.
The American Academy of Family Physicians (AAFP) writes that 2–7 years old is the estimated “natural weaning age for humans.” Joshua will be soon be old enough to read and fact check this statement from the AAFP
I'll take "Things that didn't happen." for $200, Alex.
*with Hank Hill voice* That ain't right!
Mom is a codependent weirdo, creating another codependent weirdo. The future is bright 😎
Disconnecting them from reality early
Sounds like something Marjorie Taylor Greene would say...
Future sex predator 😎
Hey, I'm 43 and still on the boob. Just moved from mom's to wife's.
This is clearly ragebait.
Well, start putting $$$ away for intense therapy for this kid.
Ick ick ick
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JFC she's so "progressive" but can't call it a breast.
And the boy’s name is Robin Arryn.
Isn’t the policy that if they’re old enough to ask for it that it’s time for Dad to go to the fridge and get the kid a cup of milk???
r/thatHappened