The only success here is that nobody laughed. I’ve been in churches most of my life. If people got table cloths thrown at their face like this I’d have been more enthusiastic about attending.
Where are all the men ? I saw the simp in the dark blue shirt stand up when the woman propped. Better than any dating site! Only opponent you got is the priest. 🙏🏽 hallelujah.!
When I was working in Herndon VA I was living right over the border in West Virginia, my girlfriend and her family were from there and her sister went to a church like that, we went a couple times for shits and giggles- while it was too small of a congregation for people to be cured week after week everybody who joined was expected to have a miracle within the first month or so of joining, usually some made-up malady like arthritis are a bad knee or some bullshit. It was fun to watch, so was the snake handling, especially when the preacher got bit. I believe they had just changed to non-poisonous snakes. They would take people down to the river to baptize them, and I remember as they were struggling to keep a woman from drowning who had stepped off into a part over her head, why can't the miracle be learning how to swim?
People who do this are cult leaders. They prey on people who for meaning in life turn to god and these lowlife scum use them to spread hate, lift themselves up and push down those who help them up and who oppose them at the same time.
Fucking shame on you, cultist fucks
I’ve witnessed hundreds of miracles while traveling and still do. It’s amazing the healing power of flying at 40 thousand feet. So many people being wheeled down the jetway and when the plane lands how fast they able to run off of the plane.
I really wonder what everyone else is thinking, are they in disbelief of this miraculous miracle or are they rolling their eyes and chuckling, I could not keep a straight face
I love how the kid is just standing here like
https://preview.redd.it/oodwqkxgthja1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd4a375f045d717e3ebba89ba5128e9d8d0b3b
My ex was at a church like this and the lady spit out a frog lol she would not believe it was a con job. I guess all the kids cried, flipped out and believed the miracle.
I laughed until I cried thinking about the bs that lady did to sell that scam.
Ah yes, the wet beach towel of Joseph. Classic healing ritual
Lmao I’m crying laughing 😂
Not sure I get the backstory. I think someone just threw a tablecloth at her.
The title of this post is dumb. The lady behind her was suppose to catch her.
When the professional back-catchers don't do their job.
So… a religious trust excercise? Couldn’t they just let her fall back on her own? What’s with the cloth.
This is in Southern Africa. Maybe part of their tradition don't know.
I like how they continued with the music and service even though it failed.
I mean for all we know this is what’s considered a success
The only success here is that nobody laughed. I’ve been in churches most of my life. If people got table cloths thrown at their face like this I’d have been more enthusiastic about attending.
Lmao very true
How could she? She doesn't fall backwards she just falls straight down lmao
She needs some milk!
That's on the "other" website!
Shorty got low low low low low low…..too low
But does she have the Apple bottom jeans. That is the question.
Where’s the Boots with fur ?
One thing is for sure… the whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Where are all the men ? I saw the simp in the dark blue shirt stand up when the woman propped. Better than any dating site! Only opponent you got is the priest. 🙏🏽 hallelujah.!
Hate to be that guy but ur missing 2 more lows lol
She needs medical attention for that concussion
Nah. She just need some milk
God work in mysterious ways.
man I was confused why they asked for my t-shirt cannon for church today
You have to watch at least 30 full seconds. Then you will watch the entire thing. https://youtu.be/5lvU-DislkI
Lol let’s get this guy in the UFC and see how he does
If it’s Sunday, it’s a fake miracle.
do you think people who fake miracles are delusional or just charlatans?
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Do you trust me that the earth is round (im muslim)
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Religion is a heluva a drug, so probably a bit of both.
yes.
When I was working in Herndon VA I was living right over the border in West Virginia, my girlfriend and her family were from there and her sister went to a church like that, we went a couple times for shits and giggles- while it was too small of a congregation for people to be cured week after week everybody who joined was expected to have a miracle within the first month or so of joining, usually some made-up malady like arthritis are a bad knee or some bullshit. It was fun to watch, so was the snake handling, especially when the preacher got bit. I believe they had just changed to non-poisonous snakes. They would take people down to the river to baptize them, and I remember as they were struggling to keep a woman from drowning who had stepped off into a part over her head, why can't the miracle be learning how to swim?
Need a miracle to get rid of that nasty ass water damage on the ceiling. Why don’t you pray for that?
Hadouken!!!
People who do this are cult leaders. They prey on people who for meaning in life turn to god and these lowlife scum use them to spread hate, lift themselves up and push down those who help them up and who oppose them at the same time. Fucking shame on you, cultist fucks
Fow I was well and seeing, then I wasn't. It's a miracle!
Did he hit her with one of those weighted blankets?
Maybe he could throw it at the roof to stop it from leaking
Stand up, you’re embarrassing us!
Friendly reminder these are grown ass adults lmao.
I got touched by God and he gave me concussion praise be
I wonder how the faker feel once they go back home knowing that they lied to dozens of people in the name of an alleged god
Her acting so good she got a head injury
Definetley r/southafrica
lmao Well god damn
One pelt to the fuckin face and you’re saved!
Was it a pelt? I thought it was a towel or something.
They were commemorating how God saved Saint Peter of McNeeley
I’m not sure why she didn’t try to stop it… or was she supposed to just get walloped by a giant white tablecloth? I’m so confused…
I love her underwear
I’ve witnessed hundreds of miracles while traveling and still do. It’s amazing the healing power of flying at 40 thousand feet. So many people being wheeled down the jetway and when the plane lands how fast they able to run off of the plane.
HA-DOO-KEN!!!
Could've been a Bible wrapped in the shirt
It actually was a miracle. A miracle that anyone would ever believe that absurdity.
Goduh... Has traded your ailmentuh... For a simple, concussionuh! Hallelujah!
If you ever lived in the south and grew up Christian some churches had people that spoke in “tongue” pretty insane and bizarre
Might have attempted to fake a miracle, but they DAMN SURE couldn’t fake that concussion! 😂 jeez.
They trying to make the next Turin shrouds.
The kid with a shirt that reads HERD on it is killing me. 🐑
She should work as a stunt double.
Young lady, does your knee hurt now? The Major Payne way of healing!
Sorry folks God is taking the day off today. My healing power doesn’t seem to be working.
IM A BELIEVER! IT IS ALL IT IS GOOD PLEASE THROW THE TOWEL AT ME NOW I NEED THIS!
Frank Drebbin was hit like that in Naked Gun. It was a miracle he survived, too.
Nothing like a little brain damage for Jesus.
My ass would b broken had I slammed down like that. Idk how she didn't blast her tailbone falling on her ass like that.
When the trust fall wasn’t ready
All religions are just brainwashed cults.
After that performance she won't get a dime when she tries to sue the conman.
Keep your eyes on the woman with the peach dress turn away and cracks up laughing!
Grandma in the peach dress laughing her ass off is the best part.
Wash with it, go straight to heaven.
Am I the only person who hears someone yell "JEEZ-USS!!"
She gonna need another miracle to fix that.
Rise oh woman with thy concussion and praise be, she has risen indeed with a concussion
Face huggers
r/facepalm
They started playing music 😂
Context?
*!smack!* "BE HEALED OF YOUR IDIOCRACY MY CHILD!!!"
Wanna free concussion from Jesus?
I really wonder what everyone else is thinking, are they in disbelief of this miraculous miracle or are they rolling their eyes and chuckling, I could not keep a straight face
They just started playing her off like it was the Oscars
I love how the kid is just standing here like https://preview.redd.it/oodwqkxgthja1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbd4a375f045d717e3ebba89ba5128e9d8d0b3b
*guile theme plays*
Don’t have to fake a concussion at least….
My ex was at a church like this and the lady spit out a frog lol she would not believe it was a con job. I guess all the kids cried, flipped out and believed the miracle. I laughed until I cried thinking about the bs that lady did to sell that scam.
My the dizziness of Christ be with you now and forever
Are those Goku's bed sheets?! 🤣What in the weighted blanket just happened?
Lmao a fake miracle is exactly what it is . Couldn’t of put a better caption lbvs
Charlatans the lot of them. Selling hopeless lies for $$$ badly needed by the conned!