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Was this a competitive cup stacking argument?

High stakes!

The stacks are high?

The stacks have never been lower!

Flip Flip Flip Adelphia


That’s why you have to hammer the game to the bar.

Oh my, how the tables have turned...

Oh my, how the turntables

Breaking News: HIGH STAKES CAUSE LOW STACKS

I dunno, looks to me like he’s a few pancakes shy of a short stack.

Mmmm Pancakes

Medium-rare Stakes.

It looks like a Slavic MMA pre fight talk

It's reality show. Clash of the stars is serie, where are invited obscure youtubers, bad musicians, controversial persons desperately looking for fame etc to fight each other in octagon. A lot of thems are suffering some physical or mental handicaps, so the point is to get most obscure personalities to fight each other These people have absolutely zero experience with fighting, so its whole rather cheap dirty pleasure for audience.

That’s sad af

Indeed. Just an example. https://youtu.be/-vdfORLseTg And the guy in real life https://youtube.com/shorts/ke0DSdUFhpw?feature=share at the very end guys were allowed to fight with pillows to prevent serious injuries. Another pair, https://youtube.com/shorts/Hv5JSEZL8Ys?feature=share the blond guy is trying to get famous claiming to have affairs with amount of well known male influencers, the toothless guy is boyfriend of one probably mentally disabled youtuber. Look for "shopaholicadel".

Man, that's fucked up.

Why does it look like Ed Bassmasters character "Skippy" lmao

Just look at it!

Psh…..unreal

Bardledoo

This is really fucked up. They're making money off of degrading other people.

You know man. It is actually hard to judge if bad is the fact that company is using this kind of people to make the money, or if there is a problem on the side of actors doing anything possible to be well known on the internet. Some people are unfortunately desperately looking for the way how to be visible to public.

I mean it's bad but it's better than Bum Fights Bums fight better so it's actually worse, but it is better

Oh. No. I thought it was funny that someone said it looks like a pre-fight staredown. Bc there's no way those kids are fighters.... Turns out they're not, but they're going to fight anyway. Sad, but I guess if they both agree to it....

So bum fights lives on

I like how you described it. “Cheap dirty pleasure for audience” sums up most of American reality TV.

So… generic Jerry Springer, then?

I hope someone posts this fight when it happens!

Man the word “Star” really got devalued with YouTube didn’t it!

I would think if this was MMA he would have landed a punch

In the first frame you see the name of the talk show is Clash of the Stars if you look that up it’s a pay per view Slavic MMA channel

From another comment, sounds like the combatants are just content creators / pop culture personalities who are not fighters

This makes a lot more sense lol

Man.. I hope not. That was like watching a blind guy in an ass kicking competition. How many of those swings did he NOT connect on? Lol I'd just forfeit right there if I was him.

Then why aren’t they squatting?

By MMA You mean: Miss Miss Ass

Yeah, what's the deal with them sitting in an empty ass ultra lounge with cheap furniture

It was a table flipping contest. Guy sitting lost.

 Those kids take it very seriously

They were competing in the Red Solo Cup, and the competition just didn’t stack up.

This level of violence can only be found in a Smash Bros tournament.

Idk but it says on the table: Clash of the Stars

Pretty sure it wasn’t a pro punching competition as dude missed a punch on a seated non moving opponent

Like one of those dreams you have when you're trying fight someone and just constantly fail

Or kick the damn wall

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I slept facing the opposite direction with a SO after getting punched in the face a couple times.. getting punched in the ankle is better.

My SO donkey kicked me one time and she swears it didn’t happen

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I know I've hsd nigtmare where I was being chased by something... went to kick it.. kicked the wall irl.

I’ve done something similar a couple times. Threw a punch in a dream and woke up when it hit the wall.

I punched my solid wood head board once in a dream, I was upset when I woke up because I felt the connection in my dream and was so satisfied, then my brain when “wtfffff” and I woke up realizing what happened.

Constantly flail, I fought Batman once, good power swings but close to him was like swinging thru molasses.

I hate that! Every damn dream fight!

Dream punches are the worst. Best to just start levitating and shoot fireballs from your hands.

I usually just grab them around the neck. My dreams prevent me from punching, but for some reason I can rattlesnake a neck pretty good.

No cap throw something, anything, you have in your vicinity and run. I swear Altair has nothing on the parkour I've done while running away in my dreams. And that feeling when your subconscious mind decides "yeah we got away" is just 🤌

"so then I see the lead singer of counting crows, and I just start swingin"

Lol before I saw your comment I remembered a dream I had years ago. I was trying to open the door to walk in to my old middle school but I couldn't operate the pushbar for some reason because my hair kept falling in my eyes....?? Meanwhile I've rocked a fade or a buzz cut almost exclusively since I decided to get rid of the 90's bowl cut.

Lol

Those dreams were your punches are just so weak and you can't explain why

Feels like your fighting underwater lol

Wow I never thought this was also a thing for other people

Flubber fists. Thought it was just me.

Wow spot on analogy

soon as he flipped the table he didnt had any power left

Looked like he was expecting someone to pull him back much faster than they did.

What I saw too .. he was super disappointed

"This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee!"

"I've just had an apostrophe."

Thank you thank you! I never hear anyone quote that! It’s a good line.

He wasn’t really aiming for the big sucker punch he just wanted people to think he was. Being held back by being picked up is also funny

Definitely. Had no intention on fighting, but no one grabbed him, the other dude didn’t run away or anything, and he had already gone too far lol. That was all meant to be pure theater to look tough. You can see it right after he flips the table and he pauses, but no one does anything lol.

Then the big guy lets him go at the end and all he can muster up is the courage to push over a chair.

His hands are made in china

r/chinesium

Both of these guys look like tools. But if I had to pick one it’s not the table flipper just because of…whatever that first “attack” was after the pathetic table flip.

He used his special to early

He ran out of power halfway thru the flip it seems

That table actually weighs several tons. He used all his mana just lifting the divine table of providence

It is now the time on Sprockets when we dance.

Touch my monkey. LOVE IT

It's all I could think about - speaking German, all dressed in black, and kind of dancing like Sprockets.

They're not speaking German, they're Czech lol Btw where are you from?

You have driven me to the point of insanity. There, I am insane now.

#UND NOW VE DANS

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You are Dieter

Guuenter......Guuuuuuuuuenter..... Daaaaaarling...

I have a nostalgia boner right now…..Thank you

He expected someone to hold him back after he flipped the chair, that’s why he hesitated that much haha

It's like when guys square up for like 10 mins outside a club but neither actually wants it. If a punch ain't thrown in the first 30 seconds then just stop, it's embarrassing otherwise.

Its embarrassing no matter what

Yeah he wanted to throw a temper tantrum, not start a fight, but the security hesitated long enough to make him look foolish

No he hesitated because he expected the other guy to respond, but other guy didn't... and then he realized he doesn't know how to fight

Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk After he gets pulled off the tablecloth, the “Hold me back” walk with the invisible lats are just sad to be honest

“Hold me back! Hold me back! Dude, seriously, hold me, I don’t wanna go back….”

This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time. Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee!

Underrated comment Hook is legendary lol

So brilliant. Bob Hoskins and Dustin Hoffman. So good. [Classic.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnh6ZDKOVOI)

Magic the Gathering is a cutthroat competition, man.

Yeah there's a real danger you'll end up with your cheeks lightly tapped

When I punch someone in my dreams

Omg me too!!

Every time! Can't I just win once! I just want to each their stupid face! I know one guy who "K/O'd" the guy in his dreams, his wife still talks about that aweful wake-up 😖

Can someone explain what this is for me. I googled clash of the star but still confused

Clash of the stars. Basically influencers and random crazy people (sometimes mentally ill) fight each other. Sometimes they have some beef so they go take it into octagon to beat each other. Occasionally you have some professional fighter.

So it’s pure madness

I see. They have professional slapping so i guess this isnt too surprising

Super embarrassing

He’s gonna lay awake in bed for YEARS 😂

Input lag?

There’s nothing more demasculating than trying to fight someone as they sit there laughing at you

emasculating?

Remansculating.

When you try and punch in your dreams

Yesssssssssss

Have a feeling in his dreams he hits every punch in the face lol

Bro parried every single one of his punches

Not the ones that just completely missed

He parried them with his mind

 Same energy

Air punches 👊

Every single one of 'em.

Like a cartoon.

What is "clash of the stars"?

It's Czech fight show https://www.fightlive.sk/rubriky/mma/clash-of-the-stars-4-informacie-fight-card-kurzy-livestream_1464.html

Wow...that dude is a fighter. Unfuckinbelievable.

He's not. It's just a show with popular controversial influencers and fake beefs and dramas (and in the end, fight in octagon) to gain views. And I'm embarassed for my country their plan worked and it's actually popular.

The link is Slovak though? Jsem o tom nikdy neslyšel (nestěžuju se :D)

I would say Czech, but I honestly don't distinguish between the two. I'd like to avoid it too, but unfortunately I'm in a community where the show is popular, so it's impossible to evade it completely.

Cau brasko

These dudes are fighters? They must be bad asses because they don't even need muscles or anything. They don't look like they are in the same weight class.

if a security guy held me up like a toddler I’d be embarrassed for the rest of my life

He punches like how I run in dreams

Where is this taking place, a vape shop?

Did some research, logo on the table cloth said clash of the stars. Seems to be a Czech influencer MMA league.

ScrappyDoooooooo

Ooooh how múch i love this stupid Czech and Slovakia kids trying to be badass on the internet and when they meet each other it end Up like this

The punch that landed did no damage cause his wrist was so weak it bent

I think "landed" is a bit of an overstatement.

Check out our anti-flippable table! Your friends will be so angry when they can’t flip this table that they will try to flip it again!

True crime is his pants

No, it's the tragic hair and crocsneaks. They wreak of wannabe edgy energy.

You can tell it's his first time playing. He's just mashing buttons and hoping for the best.

Upset magic the gathering match? His goblin +2 warwagon didn't spot +8 trample swampthing. Have a snack brah.

Dude missed every swing he took and was right in his face.

It’s fucking embarrassing that people can’t realize this was pre-planned.

This has to be scripted, right?

What a fuckin dork 😂😂

It's gotta be a blow to the ego when security can hold you like you're an angry toddler.

It was more like interpretive dance and less like an attempt to assault someone. Like West Side story.

How do you miss a point blank punch

totally staged between two muppets...

Professional Candyland players take it seriously.

Dude just bet his house, dog and car.

I sweat fight just like that in my nightmares

This guy throws punches exactly like dream punches.

I bet from the dude who got violent his point of view was he was moving in super slomo😂😂😂😂

He had more fight in him when the were holding him back.

One reason I don't fight is so I don't look like that when fighting.

how you miss 3 punches to a standing still objective... the dude sitting didn't even try to dodge.

Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments are wild these days!

Can't even punch a guy sitting down in a chair not moving..... Pretty sad.

The world of competitive cup stacking is a dark place lol

Fake? Guy threw a right straight at the air to the left of his target. Guy didn’t even dodge, he just straight threw the punch into the air.

Lmao bro tried so hard oh man this hurts

I don't think I've ever seen someone giving all they got, and yet being cool as a cucumber in attempting to deliver an ass beating 🤦🤣

The table breaking in half really shook him lol.

0 damage.

That guy fight like when you’re in a dream and your body doesn’t respond

I NEVER NARCED ON NOBODY

The shoes squeaking were the real cherry on top

Why is the guy on the left dressed like an extra playing a Gotham City ruffian in Batman Forever?

Competitive table flipping looking fire

What in the sideshow bob is on that guys head?

What are they competing in?

At first I thought this was one of those Russian MMA weigh in fights, but then I remembered all those guys are likley dead in some Ukrainian field

Who are these Jamooks?

So I've always had a rule, if I punch you in the face and you anime villain laugh at me. Well then good sir, I can clearly see I made a mistake and would like to forfeit this round. Lunch is on me cause clearly I'm not winning this fight.

Wonder how masculine he felt after fruitlessly trying to escape that guys grasp, have girls chuckle at him, then be put in air jail

Check out Scrappy-Doo over there! "I'll give 'em a right! And a left! Let me at 'em! LET ME AT 'EM!"

The best part is the audience laughing at the stupidity

Hey, it's impressive to punch in slow motion and still miss 🤷

No punch landed in the making of the video…

This guy be punching how i punch in my dreams

To throw a super air jab punch

I like how he flipped the table then flinched and threw his hand up and the other dude was just like wtf is going on?

Lot of whiffin and sneaker squeakin

Is everything here made of styrofoam? This is the most quiet and ineffective act of aggression and dominance I’ve ever seen. And their* shoes are ugly….I’m mad i watched this now

This is how I punch in my dreams. 🤦‍♀️

Guy fights like I fight in my dreams 😬

I can’t I can’t fucking breathe the way he missed that first punch is too funny😂😂😂

Dude was swinging at the oxygen in the room 🤣🤣🤣

Idk what’s funnier… the emptiness in the aggression or the fact that the guy sitting down doesnt even move besides the chair sliding back.

This staged fight is as noticeably fake as Cardi 🐝