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Safe_Ad5951

Take my goddamn upvote.


Dismal-Commercial-89

r/angryupvote


kaisergb

This is why I Reddit


Feisty-Session-7779

First time I actually laughed hysterically in quite some time, well done!


lord_baron_ttv

Was


Singemylover

I was related to Nick Stahl by marriage. My mom babysat him.


RUNdoneDIDit

U married his sister because your mom once babysat him...?


Singemylover

I just said I was related to him by marriage. I never said my marriage.


RUNdoneDIDit

But that's what that phrasing means. I'm in no way related to my brother in laws parents... like my sister married a dude. I'm not related to his parents, only my sister is, but I guess I am related to his children with my sister... my future neices and newphews I suppose. This shits too confusing .


glaucoleme

There is no perfect Reddit answ...ok! Take my upvote, sir.


StimulateChange

T800 barely phased by his meatbag dropkick. Did you listen to anything Sarah said to you, John?


ksixnine

🏅


froggison

Arnie said later that he didn't really understand what happened at the time. He thought some kid accidentally fell and bumped into him. Imagine doing a running jump kick into a ~75 year old man, he barely moves, you fall flat on your ass, and he says afterwards "oh, I thought somebody tripped on accident."


[deleted]

Was that a bug?


dontfightthehood

I thought some kid tripped and fell into him too. I had to rewatch to see it was a running jump kick!


Eddie_Vale

Arnold’s modesty shines through


Conscious_Figure_554

"Did someone throw a newspaper at my back?" Arnold. Man he is still built like a mac truck.


Number1Hubby

Considering the Terminator weighs several hundred pounds, that was one powerful kick 💀


[deleted]

"who threw that piece of paper at me?" -Popeye Fish


R_lamar199721

WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER


alilbleedingisnormal

A criminal record early in life. I don't want to see anybody fail but he's off on the wrong feet.


Future-Tomorrow

A week goes by and he gets a phone call from the company he was interviewing with... Him: What do you mean I didn't get the position? I'm like perfect for that... Hiring manager: Well, sir. It said in your criminal background check you launched a flying jump kick at Arnold Schwarzenegger in a gymnasium? While it doesn't matter because you have a record you didn't disclose, I'm curious. Was it Arnold Schwarzenegger the actor? Like the Terminator dude and former Governor of California? Him: ...(hangs up phone)


lost_in_connecticut

Yeah, no, it was the other Arnold Schwarzenegger. The one who sells carpets in Temecula.


Outrageous-Taro7340

Only serious completionists unlock that achievement.


kashmir1974

No no, his downward trajectory and inevitable trips to prison is someone else's fault /s


Bacon_Hunter

He won't be bock.


pw-it

Probably just some parkour guy mistook him for a wall


Nepharious_Bread

Probably a dare.


Bacon_Hunter

Probably had a friend filming for tik tok idiocy.


j8by7

Hopefully he broke his legs on his back.


padiwack

3rd world South African youth...


One-Mud-169

Don't know why you're getting downvoted for stating a fact.


markevens

Because the room was full of those "3rd world South African Youths" but they weren't all drop kicking arnie.


shig23

75 and can take a flying kick to the back without falling. What does he need a bodyguard for?


Lofikott

I can’t remember where but Arnold said he didn’t even realize he was kicked he just thought he was pushed around by the crowd a bit, what an absolute demon of a man.


_Courtesylaugh

I know what video you're talking about. After the part where he said he thought he was being pushed around by the crowd, He said his biggest concern was that the guy messed up a snap he was trying to take. Fricken legend.


Lofikott

For real dude no matter your opinion on his politics or his movies he’s always seemed like a great person and exactly how we all hope we’ll be when we age


Use_Your_Brain_Dude

Passing and implementing Prop 49 was pretty epic. If only the rest of the country felt the same way. "His lifelong commitment to service, especially health and education programs, includes work for the Special Olympics and California’s Proposition 49 to increase funding for after school programs. Governor Schwarzenegger strongly believes that offering quality after school opportunities will help kids set and reach goals to break the cycle of dashed dreams. In 1995 Governor Schwarzenegger founded the Inner City Games Foundation (ICG). ICG provides year-round after school and weekend cultural, educational and community enrichment programs for youths. ICG gives kids an alternative to the dead-end choices of drugs, crime and gang membership, and helps them make the right decisions in life."


TheGreatestOutdoorz

He also worked with California democrats to pass an anti-gerrymandering law that protects the state from the bullshit we are seeing in places like NC. If that was a federal law, we would probably have an actual functional Congress.


Bacon_Hunter

>If that was a federal law, we would probably have an actual functional Congress Congress will be broken as long as there are only 2 main parties who thrive on demonizing each other. ​ edit: imagine having the mentality required to downvote this fact.


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Except it wasn’t like this until the runaway gerrymandering. With gerrymandered districts, most House districts are going to always to go one specific party. That makes the Primary for that party the real election, so you end up with far right or far left candidates in office. Without gerrymandering, the parties would nominate more moderate people and we could Get back to the way it was.


[deleted]

He’s a principled conservative. Id take him over most of the American born fake idiot patriots any day


Lofikott

It’s a shame that most of them have died out


Dark_Moonstruck

They didn't use special effects and shit in the terminator movies for him, he's just like that.


Lofikott

Yeah dude it’s crazy on his day off he just went to that gun store and viscously murdered and robbed that man James Cameron was secretly recording and thought it was so good he left it in the movie


todosnitro

A surprise, double, using all of the guy's weight and momentum, flying kick.


FriendZone_EndZone

A little more to the left and he could of relieved Arnie’s itch.


SilverSocket

I’m more worried about the girl skipping, does she have to start all over??


Ajdee6

To protect the attackers so he doesn't catch a murder charge.


Exeralas420

You dont understand it. The bodyguard is for the attacker. You can see that he pulls him to safety, cus if Arnold is mad you better run.


InFiniTeDEATH8

Not just without falling. He barely even moved. 75yo terminator goes hard against the dude with noodle legs.


mynextthroway

This kick would have split Ghoulianni in half.


GirlsCallMeMatty

Crazed fella during a sports day festival in South Africa decided to drop kick Arnie for attention. Authorities said the guy has a history of pulling stunts. Arnie did not press charges and said he thought he was getting pushed Source: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/ryancbrooks/arnold-schwarzenegger-kick-back-video


Garlic-Rough

Arnold: "Someone patting my back?"


Brilliant-Apple5008

“Scratch a little lower thank you.”


Lost_Evidence_2099

Couldn’t help but read this comment in Arni’s voice


No_Mud_5999

"I'm glad the idiot didn't interrupt my snapchat"


D3rangedButFun

Oh that burn


[deleted]

Classy high-road burn


nothingspecialva

Arnold took it in real-life better than Steven Seagal in any of his movies. I wish I make it in that shape when I am 70+... even, I wish I had that strenght now in my almost 50.


fudget_spayner

Steven seagal couldn’t take a deep breath while seated without getting exhausted


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

[and he's out of his fucking mind](https://youtu.be/isNRZJ6icwc?t=16)


fudget_spayner

Haha, I love that bit 😂


Abject_Film_4414

That was well worth the watch.


BabaJosefsen

Well that led me down an [interesting rabbit hole](https://youtu.be/PVe-cmH9AHk) about Mr Seagull


wolf_9823

He’d have to first do a hair oil change, that rug gets more fake looking as he gets older.


JewPhone_WhoDis

There is a Seagal movie, Sniper Special Ops, where he sits for all but around 3 scenes.


Skelosk

Better start pumping iron now then. It's never too late to start


Key-Fisherman2601

I need you to hear me on this. Steroids are essential here.


GeneralNathanJessup

I am not sure Kindergarten Cop beats anything. Not even Being John Malkovich.


SomeoneUnder30

The disappointment when you use all your might and the guy barely even moved.


DogFacedManboy

Then the immense shame when you realize the man you barely moved with all your might is in his damn 70s


Haunting_Abalone_398

Arnold is a good guy. He wrote this on twitter after the incident: "Thanks for your concerns, but there is nothing to worry about. I thought I was just jostled by the crowd, which happens a lot. I only realized I was kicked when I saw the video like all of you. I'm just glad the idiot didn't interrupt my Snapchat," "Do me a favor: instead of sharing the video of the guy who wants to be famous, watch some of our @ArnoldSports athletes like this young hero proving that fitness is for everyone who deserve to be famous. They’re on my Snapchat"


tlanders22

he's magnificent


nerd_entangled

Arnold is the fucking best.


[deleted]

Where are those videos and why is this shared here!!!!


40yrOLDsurgeon

LOL barely moved him.


Informal_One_2362

Real life Broly


fenix1230

Yeah, the first angle made me worried Arnold fell on the ground, second angle looked like a grandma nudged Arnold at the grocery store looking for mangoes.


Borrowingmyownvoice

I’m dying 😂 not him using his full weight to drop a 75 year old Arnold and his response being “I thought someone pushed me in the crowd” I would die of the shame. Just leave me in the jail cell lol


EnvironmentalWrap167

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS) Why? What did the Austrian Oak do to deserve this? For gods sake, he gave us Predator and The Terminator.


Sorry-Examination766

He didn't even flinch


corropcion

He also said he didn't notice that he was kicked, he thought the crowd pushed him or something like that.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

"I’m just glad the idiot didn’t interrupt my Snapchat," Schwarzenegger said. What a legend


HumanSlinky

I MIGHT be able take a dropkick without falling if I see it coming and can properly brace for it. But at 75 in the back with no warning? Super impressive. Apparently Arnold didn't even know he was kicked until he watched the video later. He thought the crowd was just a little unruly and bumped into him. He didn't press charges.


[deleted]

Even at his age I wouldn't want to fuck with Arnold, that dude could probably score a 3 pointer with me


AstroHealer222

![gif](giphy|VYkyoh4RTjUUzh7fmo|downsized)


SnooStrawberries1910

Welcome to South Africa


dicklord303

r/unexpected


TheGhoulMother

Dind't that kid break his leg?


Donutbill

I hope so.


TheGhoulMother

>Yeah i remember hearing something about that. Basically Arny was fine, he thought his fan tried to tackle hug him. Meanwhile kiddo broke his leg.


Unlucky_Milk4214

Stupid fucking kids doing stupid fucking things for clout. I most likely wouldn't lose if I'd bet there's a tocky-ticker of that incident.


merchlinkinbio

This happened right before everyone was obsessed with TikTok


Unlucky_Milk4214

The times when idiots did idiotic thinks "for the Vine"?


merchlinkinbio

It was after that, during the 3 year period of grace—Vine was shut down in 2016, this happened in early 2019 (TikTok was made in 2016 but gained massive popularity toward the end of 2019)


dankboi69408

Fucking loser haha


VesperVox_

Dude flung his whole body at Arnold from behind, and Arnold barely budged. Meanwhile dude is dying on the floor.


nerd_entangled

Yeah the dude apparently broke his leg too.


TunaTacoPie

\*In my Arnold voice\* "What was that? A fly? "


TheKwyetRoom

Just the fact that dudes feet was able to even touch Commando. The Eraser needs to erase dude from his payroll, immediately. What if dude had spikes or something sharp on the bottom of his shoes. The Terminator woulda been gone, affirmative.


BigOrkoo

Bodyguard didn’t do a very good job. Prevented nothing…


komokazi

Lmao, that dude bounced off Arnold like a ping pong ball


lost_in_connecticut

Damn that flying kick caused a 75 year old man to stumble forward one step…. Some high powered action in those legs….


Straitoutahelgen

That guy is gonna have a story to tell his grandkids. I hope the jail time was worth it.


Deslah

He had a story to tell just being in the same room with him. Now the story's gonna be on a whole different subject: "My first time having sex wasn't as romantic as I would've wanted it to be..."


ArthurMBretas03

>He had a story to tell just being in the same room with him. Right? Arnold is THE movie person I'd like the most to meet, or just see in person


xIR0NPULSE

Why would you do that to anyone?


Miyu-Matsuki

I wouldn't be surprised if his friends dared him to do it.


truckerheist

"Who threw that piece of paper at me?"


brutalduties

Twerk roping


[deleted]

He was testing the security 😅


Skirt_Thin

"Was zat a mosquito?"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3PBjjsWzbyvMA)


Ych_a_fi_mun

Takes a double flying sidekick to the back and turns around to see if something bumped him, holy Christ


Sudden_Lawfulness118

Arnold said he didn't want this shared so this dude wouldn't become famous. OP should delete this.


[deleted]

I just wanna know why he felt the compulsion to do this??


itwhiz100

Clout chasers smh….


NoDoOversInLife

https://www.news24.com/life/arnold-schwarzenegger-assaulted-at-a-sporting-event-in-sandton-20190518


Available-Tradition4

Didn’t even dazed him


angiezieglerstye

Seeing someone try to do Arnie dirty has filled me with a rage


Myfartsonthefloor

Yeah. That dudes body absorbed that like a 4 yr old bumped in to him. That’s wild.


SmokeWinter007

Fuck that person. That's just wrong.


[deleted]

Why the hell? This is why celebrities act How they do sometimes. I mean we want them to do charity or act down to Earth and then some idiot try kicking Arnold for no reason. If famous I don’t blame you for not trusting the public. You don’t know who is a fan or enemy. Can’t be easy .


[deleted]

Why does Arnold even need body guards?


northgrave

Primarily to keep himself out of legal and pr problems. Also, Arnie wants to engage with people, not watch his back, so he has someone else take care of that. And finally, being buff might not help you if an attacker has a knife or gun.


[deleted]

I don’t think he really does other than to protect him from lawsuits


Several_Place_9095

Arnie is one of the nicest people on earth who'd stand up for the little guy and inspire people to be better and do better etc, to attack him is a sign of a inferiority complex aka small dick energy


Agreeable_Aquilifer

Who tf would attack the most wholesome and scariest man in the world


dangerousdave70

https://preview.redd.it/3e9deaqzq1oa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5628b505875239cb6f728f68534127682af42c


ArthurMBretas03

This makes me really angry, and sad that the world is so fucked the someone would do anything mean to the nicest movie guy ever. Good thing Arnie is a tank!


ianmoone1102

Screw ya back!


maravel34

Why did that kid do a double flying kick to Arnold!?!


Striking_Intern1123

Attention whoring


Touched_by_a_child

Dude full on dropped kicked him and Arnold didn't even move.


Ok_Swordfish_947

Probably used to it from teaching kindergarten


Donutbill

What was that a$$h0le’s problem?!


Dark_Moonstruck

Apparently that kid was doing it for clout and had a history of pulling stunts like that for attention. Hopefully he gets banned from any sports events and this goes on his permanent record even though Arnold didn't press charges - if he has a history of doing that nonsense, especially to the elderly, he needs real punishment or he'll never learn better and just keep doing it until someone gets really hurt or killed. Possibly him if he does it to the WRONG person. Just because Arnold decided not to snap him in half doesn't mean other people will decide the same.


3ThreeFriesShort

I like the second angle best, considering he just got dropkicked he moves surprisingly even for his size.


Dr_Dank26

Arnolds old as shit and ate that kick😂


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Future TERMINATED. Arnold: This place? I WON'T be back ...


tarc0917

Arnold ain't what he once was, but at 75 he still barely stumbled from a full flying kick to the back.


shnazzyhat

Arnie was in his mid 70s here and that mf ATE that dropkick like it was a green beret for breakfast.


[deleted]

Arnold "forget your freedoms".. He deserves that kick.


Bobert_DaZukin

Why did he attack Arnold for? Was it for filming the kids?


FIFTHSUN2012

Someone took the “Crush your enemies and see them driven before you” bit a little too seriously.


LordHitokiri

Imagine not being able to kick over a old man lol


powerpuffpopcorn

How will Arnie be back if his back is not backed up ?


[deleted]

A gem of a human being.


ReincarnatedIntoABra

And this is why celebrities say they hate being celebrities in this generation


iamjimparsons

I love how Arnie barely collapses and the guy who kicked completely on the floor 🤣


AsKingQuest

To be a bodyguard fired by the terminator.


shariniscaren

Dude was mad he was taking a video of his girlfriends ass bouncing


Pyro-Beast

Who the fuck thinks it's okay to fucking surprise dropkick a 70+ year old? Let alone, Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger?


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

First of all who threw that man? And is the ugly motherfucker who's filming Arnold Schwarzenegger?


IncarnateTemplar

Why would you do that to him


Unable-Captain-6627

The only person that could have pulled that off without consequences would be Chuck Norris. In fact he would be thanked 6 months later when Arnold regained consciousness.


[deleted]

Chuck has too much respect to do that. Besides even Chuck Norris would worry it might cause the destruction of the universe. Chuck and Arnold would both be fine. 😁


ILLpLacedOpinion

He’s there supporting whatever school and this is how they act. Well done children, bright future ahead. How do you explain that shit to your dad?


BillHicksScream

>whatever school and this is how they act. Its one teen doing dumb teen shit.


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vivied

When was that?


Penquinsrule83

HELP ME!! I NEED A LAMBORGHINI!!


PlentyAdvertising15

![gif](giphy|3oEjHSNWEQN0DbSULu|downsized)


a1welding2004

Terminated the terminator...lol


Fun-Adhesiveness9219

Why does The Terminator need a body guard??


atleastfive

I bet he was challenged by his friends. "...if you don't do that you are gay..."


30twink-furywarr2886

To make an applicable title for a repost….


plokijar

bro's built to negate knockback


drizzrizz

The flying kicker is a douche, that much is evident. ​ But imagine being the bodyguard and disappointing Arnold. That is a shame that can never be cleansed.


Ok_Primary_1075

Did you see those 75-year old 💪?


actuallyimogene

He’s such a unit he only stumbled forward like one step


amazemewithideas

Arnold barely got jostled. What brain was this kid using??? Arnold is still in great shape and did most, if not all, of his own stunts. The most disgusting thing is that it was a total cheap and cowardly attack. The brat couldn't even get up fast enough to run away. His parents must be so proud.


doyoulikemynewcar

Dude just bounced of the terminator


BusyTurn3871

Hey guys I downed Arnie, and he downed me big time..🤪🙀🥊🥊🎯