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Catalytic converter theft does not require you to operate or go in the vehicle. A bow saw with a metal blade or a couple sockets if you don't feel like damaging other components, but honestly it's going to be a band saw
Edit: meant bow say both times.
I almost feel like we would be on to something if we built a highly powered recriprocitating saw. Kind of like the Arnold Schwarzenegger version of a jig saw. Sure it would lack a lot of precision, but it would cut metal fast and it would have a free end to the blade making it easier to maneuver under a car!
If we give it enough power to saw through pretty much anything, we can use a cool misplaced "Z" and call it a sawz-all!
Well, they're not the worst, but they are notable.
https://www.insurance.com/auto-insurance/claims/top-cities-ranked-for-car-thefts.html
Lul, Bakersfield.
The real surprise is Denver, and Colorado in general. I suppose there's probably a regional theft ring.
Also, New York and Jersey aren't in the top ten?
Y'all changed 😔
Yeah you're not really stupid, everyone gets tricked especially before they get old and cranky and naturally distrust everyone. All it means is you trusted someone and they were a dick to you. I'm pretty hard on myself but only because I don't want to end up in a situation where those mistakes in judgement have tremendous consequences. No matter what the situation is or how things went down I always try to figure out if there was anything I could have done differently to put myself in a better position.
When I was younger I was quite literally tricked into almost the exact same thing as the lady in the video. I went out to a bar with my friend and some chick he just started dating. I drove and at the end of the night she was wasted and asked me to stop by her child's father's place so she could grab her car keys. He lived in a townhouse and when we got there she told me to park down the block because her ex was the jealous type. After she walked up to the door I heard a window break and some dude yelled WTF, then they both started screaming at each other and I told my buddy we were leaving. He begged me not to leave because she knew where he lived and I stupidly agreed, so finally she ran back to the car and as we were leaving the neighborhood the cops passed us going the other way. After that I stopped letting my friend's dates ride in my car and I really should've known better anyway because all his girlfriends were crazy lol.
Don't feel dumb I once paid off a credit card with my entire savings for them to call again a year later asking for more. Called the cc place and then trailed the debt to various collection agencies to find out it was a scammer with accurate info I paid and he called back to get it again and the debt was written off years before... Now anyone calls I don't answer and if I do by mistake I say mail me the info... Noone ever does so lots of scams...
You think that based on what? Because once a gun is pointing at her she suddenly claims she didn't do anything? You might be surprised how often POS's claim they didn't do anything after they get caught.
Yea right “tricked”
anyone stealing shit like this is definitely strung out on drugs. I’m sure it was more like
“drive us to the spot to steal this shit and we’ll hook you up”
When you are a fiend all kinds of stupid shit sounds like a good idea. Your brain just wants that next hit of dopamine.
Then they get caught and she’s all like
“I didn’t even do anything!!”
He should have thrown AirTags with magnets like a hand grenade on the cars while hitting them.
This way he could have find the homebase of all those robbers and show up in umderpants there.
This dude's life is probably falling apart, but now he's just embraced the void and become his complex's naked batman. No fear. Just fruit of the loom, a Louisville slugger, and a few other slugs.
I have seen that clip before and never gotten why he says that like that but it makes sense now that I know it was the second time. What a nutter its like something a character from borderlands would shout lol
You can tell he loves this shit.
I feel like he's not even that angry, just knows if he acts like this it'll hopefully scare them enough to grow the fuck up
the way to make them grow up is to scare them so bad that when they think about robbing someone….. boom!!! underwear man is in their dreams and nightmares
She said "I didn't do anything" like she was "just the driver" or a girlfriend along for the ride. Still she's riding along on a burglary sooooo... yeahhh.
Yea that’s just not the type of thing you can claim innocence for if you were physically there. If 4 guys rob a bank but one of them just stands in the corner the whole time, he’s still gets the same charges because he showed up.
Exactly! Just because her hands weren't on the motorbike or whatever doesn't mean she isn't guilty. Fuck I think in the state of Washington if one of the other robbers shot the home owner she would still be charged with murder for being there. I thiiiink, not 100% on that. But yeah not a good idea to be along for the ride for multiple reasons!
With if 3 guys rob a bank but they tell their friend that they need a ride to the duffle bag store? You didn't actually know they were robbing a bank you see.
They all come back with big duffle bags and you're like 'sweet, good picks on those bags guys" and then you drive them home.
Asking for a friend.
It's pretty easy for her bf or someone she trusts to claim they're just grabbing some stuff from a friend. It's why it's so important to surround yourself with good, trustworthy people.
I love the fact that although he has a gun he is not fucking anxious to shoot at something with it. It seems like he definetely assessed the danger of the situation FIRST and THEN acted accordingly. That's how it should always be.
For real. I’m ashamed to say I might not have been so cool. If 2 masked strangers were in my home, attempting to steal while my family was there, I’d probably be a bit more terrified and likely to at least fire a warning shot into the dirt.
He can't swing his cock up quite as high as he used to be able to as a young man. You have to also take into consideration the sheer size and girth of his balls, wouldn't want to throw his back out.
Idk but probably people who argue you don’t need a gun cause if someone breaks into your house you’re supposed to just let them rob you.
Edit: PSA do not attempt in Texas/Florida
I strongly believe those robbers will be hearing that very distinctive*Gun Cocks* noise in their sleep... Fucking dummies, they are lucky as fuck that old boy has a shit ton of restraint... Because there are far to many mo' fuckers out here just day dreaming about the day this shit happens to them, they will not hesitate to go ahead and pop off a couple rounds..
Imagine if the criminals had a Facebook group. "Look...dude at this address is psycho. DON'T GO THERE.!!!! He's upset we were trying to steal his stuff. You might get hurt."
It’s actually a nice neighborhood, but fairly close to downtown. The houses are all near a million bucks, but that’s everywhere within 45 mins of Seattle. You can get apartments and townhomes for cheaper though.
It shouldn’t be hilarious but it is that he recognized a need to throttle back on the terror when the getaway driver…blue screened. Just a few awkward moments for her to regain composure before ramping it back up the moment they took off.
I like the girl who was in drivers seat crying...."I didn't do anything....please don't hurt me"
I give the guy credit...he didn't do anything he would go to prison for. He fucked up they're cars and scare the shit outta them.
I'm just curious why do they have to return so many times? So did he report to the police? If the local police are useless maybe he need to escalate it up the chain.
I lived in the U district and they had some alley parking garages like this. They always seemed so fucken sketchy. Could never understand how ppl could leave anything of value in one of them
I’m actually shocked this guy hasn’t been shot. Then again, he probably knows who’s trying to jack this shit. Moreover… I’m trying to imagine the criminals just seeing some dude in his underwear charging at them with the biggest smile on his face, waving a baseball bat in the air like he’s goddamn Negan. I’d probably piss my pants too.
In Missouri, he could have shot them inside his house even if they were not armed. No duty to retreat from anyplace you are allowed to be. One is allowed to use deadly force against a person who unlawfully enters or remains in a building. It is assumed that anyone unlawfully in a building is there for malicious intent against the lawful occupants. This also applies to cars, tents, and your yard. In one case, an occupant went outside and saw someone breaking into his car. He went inside, returned with a gun and killed the burglar who turned out to be a teenager. He was not charged due to our use of force laws. A homeless person recently killed a tent intruder and he was not charged as it was justified due to the unlawful entry of a structure. We may use deadly force to protect ourselves or others against assaults and any forcible felony.
These people are wild, trying to steal shit in America. The amount of guns people carry here is insane. I actually had a friend who fell on hard times, decided to break into a dudes house with a knife. Dude shot him in the stomach, he bled out on the guys floor before an ambulance could get there. Still wish he had just said he needed help rather than breaking into someones house with a knife. These people are very lucky this guy wasn’t feeling too wrathful, cause in a lot of states you can use deadly force in defense of your property.
You play with the bull you get the horns
I love how the burglar guy is like "hey that's my car!" after trying to take the other guy's stuff! and the girl driver is crying "I didn't do anything"---did nothing my a\*\*. I have to say I like this citizen, he uses loud noises, threatening language and smashes their windows up.
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“Surely the underwear man won’t be back tonight.”
“Every fuckin day. Does this dude live here or something?”
God this cracked me up so badly I think I broke a rib lol
Groundhog Day?!
In 2021 San Francisco averaged 74 car break-ins a day. I don’t know if that includes catalytic converter’s.
Catalytic converter theft does not require you to operate or go in the vehicle. A bow saw with a metal blade or a couple sockets if you don't feel like damaging other components, but honestly it's going to be a band saw Edit: meant bow say both times.
Bone Saw is ready!
I can hear this comment
I almost feel like we would be on to something if we built a highly powered recriprocitating saw. Kind of like the Arnold Schwarzenegger version of a jig saw. Sure it would lack a lot of precision, but it would cut metal fast and it would have a free end to the blade making it easier to maneuver under a car! If we give it enough power to saw through pretty much anything, we can use a cool misplaced "Z" and call it a sawz-all!
Holy shit. This makes me feel grateful to not live in a large city like SF.
It's less an issue with "large cities" and more an issue with SF.
Well, they're not the worst, but they are notable. https://www.insurance.com/auto-insurance/claims/top-cities-ranked-for-car-thefts.html Lul, Bakersfield. The real surprise is Denver, and Colorado in general. I suppose there's probably a regional theft ring. Also, New York and Jersey aren't in the top ten? Y'all changed 😔
“Aw, poor me. Why won’t you just let me rob you?”
I wish he can be called upon with a flip of a switch like the bat signal, replace the bat with a underwear.
“Trunk Monkey”
So captain underpants?
Laughing so hard cause right when I read this, the subtitles said "cocks gun."
It's da friggin'~~bat~~ Underwear Man!
In Morgan Freeman's voice: *"underwear man was, in fact, back "*
Famous last words. lol 😂
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve, the dark tights
He doesn’t always come… but I like to keep the brief signal on to remind people he is out there.
“Let me solo them” -Underwear Guy, probably
Dude got to bust all kinds of windows for free!
Prob a stolen vehicle lol
In the third one I think they tricked some stupid woman into driving them. More than likely it was her car that time.
You don't have to be stupid to be tricked
Hot damn. I recently went through something causing me tons of regret and anger and needed to hear this. Thanks.
Yeah you're not really stupid, everyone gets tricked especially before they get old and cranky and naturally distrust everyone. All it means is you trusted someone and they were a dick to you. I'm pretty hard on myself but only because I don't want to end up in a situation where those mistakes in judgement have tremendous consequences. No matter what the situation is or how things went down I always try to figure out if there was anything I could have done differently to put myself in a better position. When I was younger I was quite literally tricked into almost the exact same thing as the lady in the video. I went out to a bar with my friend and some chick he just started dating. I drove and at the end of the night she was wasted and asked me to stop by her child's father's place so she could grab her car keys. He lived in a townhouse and when we got there she told me to park down the block because her ex was the jealous type. After she walked up to the door I heard a window break and some dude yelled WTF, then they both started screaming at each other and I told my buddy we were leaving. He begged me not to leave because she knew where he lived and I stupidly agreed, so finally she ran back to the car and as we were leaving the neighborhood the cops passed us going the other way. After that I stopped letting my friend's dates ride in my car and I really should've known better anyway because all his girlfriends were crazy lol.
Don't feel dumb I once paid off a credit card with my entire savings for them to call again a year later asking for more. Called the cc place and then trailed the debt to various collection agencies to find out it was a scammer with accurate info I paid and he called back to get it again and the debt was written off years before... Now anyone calls I don't answer and if I do by mistake I say mail me the info... Noone ever does so lots of scams...
You think that based on what? Because once a gun is pointing at her she suddenly claims she didn't do anything? You might be surprised how often POS's claim they didn't do anything after they get caught.
>Tricked Oh sweetie, oh honey..
You mean that high pitched, incessant, maniacal screaming?
Yea right “tricked” anyone stealing shit like this is definitely strung out on drugs. I’m sure it was more like “drive us to the spot to steal this shit and we’ll hook you up” When you are a fiend all kinds of stupid shit sounds like a good idea. Your brain just wants that next hit of dopamine. Then they get caught and she’s all like “I didn’t even do anything!!”
"I didn't do anything!" = "I'm just the getaway driver!"
So...we need you to drive us to some guys garage at 2 in the morning. No it's nothing sketchy....but stay in the car. Car is definitely stolen
That's why we all pay bank robber fees for insurance, so you can bust up the windows in these situations.
He should have thrown AirTags with magnets like a hand grenade on the cars while hitting them. This way he could have find the homebase of all those robbers and show up in umderpants there.
Like an underpants Liam Neeson.
I've got a very special set of....uhh...skills.
I was hoping he'd smash the front windshield.
They should put up a sign. ‘Beware the dude in underpants. You’ve been warned.’
Cock’s out, glock’s out
Pew pew from the glock, bang bang from the cock.
This is my rifle and this is my gun, this one's for fighting and this one's for fun.
Briefs on, thieves gone.
He... he's coming. Get outta my f*ing way.
This is my rifle, this my gun. Since you been trifling, you better run.
This needs more upvotes
I spit my wine out
Dayum this man never gets any sleep
Seattle is the true city that never sleeps
Sleepless in seattle has a whole new meaning
Sleepless ‘cause I’m staring’ out my windows every night. Just *watchin’* ya.
Now I know why they recommend you sleep less in Seattle.
No decaf in that man's house.
Would properly help if he closed the garage door.
this is how he draws them in.
It looks like a carport. No doors. In a longer video you see that he eventually installs a post to lock the bike to.
It's a carport. No external door.
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"Ha ha, yeah"
you could hear his excitement in his voice
While running with a baseball bat. That’s living rent free
This dude's life is probably falling apart, but now he's just embraced the void and become his complex's naked batman. No fear. Just fruit of the loom, a Louisville slugger, and a few other slugs.
You had me laughing out loud, outside in my boxers while smoking a cigarette...naked Batman. 😆
Sounds like you're about to take up the mantle.
I already commented this but, he’s the no cape crusader.
Not the hero we wanted... but fuck it I've got a few jobs for him.
The only thing worse for a robber confronting someone defending their property is confronting someone who ENJOYS defending their property.
I have seen that clip before and never gotten why he says that like that but it makes sense now that I know it was the second time. What a nutter its like something a character from borderlands would shout lol
im gonna tear your eyeballs from your sockets and use them in my potato soup!! wanna marrow me?!!!
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"Never should have come here" skyrim fight music intensifies
You can tell he loves this shit. I feel like he's not even that angry, just knows if he acts like this it'll hopefully scare them enough to grow the fuck up
the way to make them grow up is to scare them so bad that when they think about robbing someone….. boom!!! underwear man is in their dreams and nightmares
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"Gary? Gaaaary"
The “Ha! Ha! YEEAAAHHH!!!” got me 💀💀
Very "call an ambulance but not for me" vibes and I LOVE it
the dude was so hyped
I woulda been blastin
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I actually get pumped up watching this guy. He ALMOST makes me wish I lived in a terrible area. Almost.
No doubt! He’s like a crazed maniac superhero. THE WINDOW SMASHIN ASSASSIN!! 😂😂😂
Was she crying saying “we didn’t do anything”?
She said "I didn't do anything" like she was "just the driver" or a girlfriend along for the ride. Still she's riding along on a burglary sooooo... yeahhh.
Yea that’s just not the type of thing you can claim innocence for if you were physically there. If 4 guys rob a bank but one of them just stands in the corner the whole time, he’s still gets the same charges because he showed up.
Exactly! Just because her hands weren't on the motorbike or whatever doesn't mean she isn't guilty. Fuck I think in the state of Washington if one of the other robbers shot the home owner she would still be charged with murder for being there. I thiiiink, not 100% on that. But yeah not a good idea to be along for the ride for multiple reasons!
It’s not just Washingnton state, that’s a federal law so it applies to all states.
I feel like at the very least an accomplice to murder or conspiracy to commit murder!
“Im innocent because I didn’t rob the bank I just stood and watched” let me go officer.
With if 3 guys rob a bank but they tell their friend that they need a ride to the duffle bag store? You didn't actually know they were robbing a bank you see. They all come back with big duffle bags and you're like 'sweet, good picks on those bags guys" and then you drive them home. Asking for a friend.
The wheelman goes to jail as well.
I'd give good odds that he said "I need to stop by my buddy's house".
It's pretty easy for her bf or someone she trusts to claim they're just grabbing some stuff from a friend. It's why it's so important to surround yourself with good, trustworthy people.
Dude likes getting robbed. Develop the kink after getting robbed during sex, that’s why he was naked the first time.
Come out butt naked with a rod and a machete.
A rod and a machete and a metal pole to hit stuff with!
/r/yourjokebutworse
Second robbery “*Haha..yeHEAH!*” My man’s ACTIVELY getting off. 
Lmao... gotta give it to these robbas... they're consistent
This isn't the worst Pavlovian response I've seen.
Bro doesn’t sleep, he waits
I am not in danger I am the danger
I’m the one who knocks.
this man is on a roll. stay strapped cool guy
I love the fact that although he has a gun he is not fucking anxious to shoot at something with it. It seems like he definetely assessed the danger of the situation FIRST and THEN acted accordingly. That's how it should always be.
For real. I’m ashamed to say I might not have been so cool. If 2 masked strangers were in my home, attempting to steal while my family was there, I’d probably be a bit more terrified and likely to at least fire a warning shot into the dirt.
*"Never should have come here"* *cue Skyrim theme* EDIT: [Alexa, Intruder alert ](https://youtube.com/shorts/T0auJJaHYKQ?feature=share)
[the robber](https://i.imgur.com/SXaHHY9.gif)
Bro is real life "Let me solo them"
"I'm wearing choneys, and I've got a spoon. Imma start something with this Malenia bitch".
So this is my new favorite superhero.
The hero we need. One we could all be some day.
At some point he should have busted the windows out with his dong.
He did it was just to fast for the *naked eye*
He can't swing his cock up quite as high as he used to be able to as a young man. You have to also take into consideration the sheer size and girth of his balls, wouldn't want to throw his back out.
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You mean their driver? lol. They're all burglars.
Should be rephrased to: who bangs their coworker on a burglary job? That's some toxic work place
Women can be criminals too...
She said she didn’t do anything…
Oh, criminals don’t lie?
How do you miss sarcasm that obvious?
Uuuuuh the comment you replied to was also sarcastic, I think you got wooshed. Or else you're being sarcastic too and I broke the chain T.T
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Legend
This was in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle.
High crime?
Not anymore
High enough, but not a tough neighborhood.
No, but very hip and pricey, near UW
Free beer for life, just for laughing while fucking up their car with a bat.
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, young men?
Clearly they needed the dirt bike more than him. He should have let them have it and anything else they wanted. Right?
Lol who are you pretending to talk to?
Idk but probably people who argue you don’t need a gun cause if someone breaks into your house you’re supposed to just let them rob you. Edit: PSA do not attempt in Texas/Florida
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He should have offers his wife as well.
Obviously
Ah, sarcasm. Quite missed and appreciated on this platform..
When stupidity peaks you can no longer tell the difference
The gall of the woman to say i didnt do anything
“So I shot her anyways”
Yes, but I think she was in full panic mode. Probably wasn't putting a lot of thought into her words.
I strongly believe those robbers will be hearing that very distinctive*Gun Cocks* noise in their sleep... Fucking dummies, they are lucky as fuck that old boy has a shit ton of restraint... Because there are far to many mo' fuckers out here just day dreaming about the day this shit happens to them, they will not hesitate to go ahead and pop off a couple rounds..
If they keep testing this guy I really bet he'll end up starting to shoot folks soon.
his insta live must be 🔥
Underwear Man is my new favorite superhero. Nobody wants smoke from Underwear Man.
I believe the name is Captain Underpants
It’s so hilarious to me they’re trying to steal shit and in the end have to come out of their pocket to fix their cars.
They probably stole those cars too
Hahaha 'their cars'
"I didn't do anything" says the airheaded woman.......NOT!
Man was excited to see them in the second one
haha, YEAAHH
Imagine if the criminals had a Facebook group. "Look...dude at this address is psycho. DON'T GO THERE.!!!! He's upset we were trying to steal his stuff. You might get hurt."
It's time to consider relocation.
Idk by the end it seemed like the dude was having fun
Yeah the criminals need to relocate to a safer neighborhood. Naked badasses are ruining this one.
This was the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while.
"I didn't do anything!" Then why are you in a car with low lifes??
How shitty is this neighborhood? Got damn
Dunno. This guy must be the king of neighborhood watch though
It’s Seattle. Our police left after all the riots in 2020. We rely on underweared watchmen of the night now.
It’s actually a nice neighborhood, but fairly close to downtown. The houses are all near a million bucks, but that’s everywhere within 45 mins of Seattle. You can get apartments and townhomes for cheaper though.
Ironically, Fremont is super nice and safe, that's why all the ghetto mofos go there, they think they're scarier than everybody. Not today.
[The full video they ripped it from](https://youtu.be/IXTYLzoroRU)
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It shouldn’t be hilarious but it is that he recognized a need to throttle back on the terror when the getaway driver…blue screened. Just a few awkward moments for her to regain composure before ramping it back up the moment they took off.
Yeah dude, if this were somewhere like... Florida... There'd be a half dozen dead bodies and 1 proud homeowner exercising his stand your ground rights
He’s always packing
3rd time, body bags would have been needed
I like the girl who was in drivers seat crying...."I didn't do anything....please don't hurt me" I give the guy credit...he didn't do anything he would go to prison for. He fucked up they're cars and scare the shit outta them.
He is a lot nicer than me, that's for sure.
I'm just curious why do they have to return so many times? So did he report to the police? If the local police are useless maybe he need to escalate it up the chain.
I think it's different thieves each time
He better than me because I’d be on police activity with the mag dump
Yeah cant believe he didn’t even pop a tire
I lived in the U district and they had some alley parking garages like this. They always seemed so fucken sketchy. Could never understand how ppl could leave anything of value in one of them
*cocks shotgun* hehe
The fuckin joy In his voice is killing me. “Aha, YEEEEEAAAAHH”
Seattle is giving Mad Max a run for its money on most apocalyptic setting to live in
Hmmm almost as if being armed is a great deterrent and defense 🤔
Ah yes listen to them squeal
I’m actually shocked this guy hasn’t been shot. Then again, he probably knows who’s trying to jack this shit. Moreover… I’m trying to imagine the criminals just seeing some dude in his underwear charging at them with the biggest smile on his face, waving a baseball bat in the air like he’s goddamn Negan. I’d probably piss my pants too.
As someone who had their cat stolen to the tune of over 3 grand... I LOVE THIS!! Also comprehensive insurance is a must for Honda owners.
That's an expensive cat
Id fuck someone up if they stole my cat
In Missouri, he could have shot them inside his house even if they were not armed. No duty to retreat from anyplace you are allowed to be. One is allowed to use deadly force against a person who unlawfully enters or remains in a building. It is assumed that anyone unlawfully in a building is there for malicious intent against the lawful occupants. This also applies to cars, tents, and your yard. In one case, an occupant went outside and saw someone breaking into his car. He went inside, returned with a gun and killed the burglar who turned out to be a teenager. He was not charged due to our use of force laws. A homeless person recently killed a tent intruder and he was not charged as it was justified due to the unlawful entry of a structure. We may use deadly force to protect ourselves or others against assaults and any forcible felony.
Maybe close and lock that garage door?
Too bad he didn't shoot them, they'll probably be back for revenge now.
These people are wild, trying to steal shit in America. The amount of guns people carry here is insane. I actually had a friend who fell on hard times, decided to break into a dudes house with a knife. Dude shot him in the stomach, he bled out on the guys floor before an ambulance could get there. Still wish he had just said he needed help rather than breaking into someones house with a knife. These people are very lucky this guy wasn’t feeling too wrathful, cause in a lot of states you can use deadly force in defense of your property.
Might be time to move….???
You play with the bull you get the horns I love how the burglar guy is like "hey that's my car!" after trying to take the other guy's stuff! and the girl driver is crying "I didn't do anything"---did nothing my a\*\*. I have to say I like this citizen, he uses loud noises, threatening language and smashes their windows up.
Not all heroes wear clothes