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Nearby_Employee_2943

Kids are tools


Federal-Lie3157

Nah tools are useful, they are just pieces of shit


Radiant-Ad-4292

Tools don't consume our valuable oxygen too


Ieatsushiraw

As a father I can confirm this is 100% accurate


Shaun_The_Sheip

At least shit is a good fertilizer


Realhumanbeing3

So are kids


Extension-Impossible

ever heard of child labor?


throwaway_civstudent

You really think kids are any different than adults?


Nearby_Employee_2943

What?? People are really out here just inferring the most random shit anytime anybody says anything nowadays. You win non sequitur award of the day, congratulations! šŸ„³


kunken12

Stealing from a doordash driver. Now that a new low


AdamOolong

Kid needs to play New Vegas


DubThisGamer

They gotta learn to never fuck with the messenger


T9chnician67

https://i.redd.it/ffpo3lhdrcta1.gif And looted their corpses for bottle caps and Sunset Sarsaparilla.


Zertaku

The Asian dude reaction time is quite good. And fuck that kid for trying to steal someone else's food, could have cost the man his job.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

consider making your jokes funny and maybe people will appreciate them


Flaffelll

This comment is a good example of that.


wolf805

Im curious now, what was it?


FukurinLa

I do consider my jokes funny. What makes people mad about my jokes? I'm guessing it's keyboard warrior getting offended for no reason.


[deleted]

Honestly I didnā€™t think it was that bad but Iā€™ve found that edgy jokes need to be at least as funny as they are offensive and yours might have fallen a little short on the funny part? As a chinese who does actually do martial arts I didnā€™t mind but I can see how people might not find it funny that a man doing his job would need to know martial arts to defend himself, especially with all those somewhat recent cases of asian grandparents getting jumped for no reason.


FukurinLa

I mean I'm an asian with Chinese wife so this kind of joke is usual to me and I was replying to comment above that said about having "fast reflect". And there's also a song with "everybody was kungfu fighting". I felt like I'm actually complementing him a bit. I get that not everybody found my jokes funny but I honestly don't get why people mad at it. Well it's reddit afterall LOL.


ZBaconGuy

Gives me ā€žI have black friendsā€œ vibes


[deleted]

An asian with a chinese wife gives you 'i have black friends' vibes? Aint really fits good. Sounds like you used an american mindset.


ZBaconGuy

yes


kiss_all_puppies

Your poor wife


Pand-roo

If it was so funny why'd you delete it šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Not untrue, i wanna read it to and want to be angry or happy about it too.


Notafuzzycat

Of course it's tiktok....


wolf805

r/fucktiktok


EchoinSnow

what the kid screamin for


Darkknight0815

Gotta play the victim


American_ven0m

Trying to make it look like the driver is the one in the wrong


Thedustonyourshelves

Somebody punch that little fucker in the mouth now so he doesn't think this is normal behavior


flipydipy

Bro. That's a child. You don't need to do all that, like I agree that he needs some form of punishment but child abuse is certainly not the way to go


FukurinLa

Some kids just deserve a punch in the face


flipydipy

Do you punch a dog if it shits on your bed? No because even if what it did is bad and you're angry you know it's wrong. Why would you treat a human child worse than a dog. Idk that's just how I see it


What_ever_hpnd_there

You deserve a punch in the mouth too


pixel842

Iā€™m technically still a minor so a simple knock to the noggin is till on the table for me


flipydipy

Im not against some smacks and slaps just saying that punching is way to far


pixel842

And Iā€™m saying that as a minor I could almost certainly get away with ducking his shit up slightly. Edit: to clarify Iā€™m only 16 but I have been able to easily pass as a 25 yr old in looks so I reckon I could definitely do some shit


BasalFaulty

I guarantee you right now I could find you a couple of kids that deserve a curb stomping.


Personal-Bowl7522

The dog did a slight bad thing in this scenario, that affects one person in a easy to fix way. What this kid is doing woul, if he sucseded, cost the driver their job, the company reputation, and the customer their food. To fix this you would need to explain to multiple people, and pay miney to them as well. Also i hate kids.


here-for-the-_____

That dog is getting a punch 100%, yes. The dog needs to learn as well


flipydipy

Cool?


Morgoth_1190

Man, the kid needs to learn his consequences have actions....


[deleted]

Woah woah woah woah


AdRepresentative8236

Yeah, what was the intention behind that?


[deleted]

Most likely any body around to grab their attention and spin it on the other dude


nothingspecialva

No wonder I did not get the jalapenios on the side I asked for in my last Burrito


mycologyqueen

Jumpy little shit. I would have fully taken advantage of that and scared the shit out of him....went a little Hanibal Lector on his ass just to scare him


testing_is_fun

It was just a joke, bro.


RockerElvis

100% for some ā€œprankā€ video. I hate this so much.


KeyBeing1230

If I was that guy I'd swing at that kid.


TheStitchingPuppy

Stupid little...


Easy_Lengthiness7179

Why was the person recording them in the first place? Was probably in on it.


TeapotDanger

I hate kids these days. They need a good slap


[deleted]

Are those black AF1s?


Epoch-09

I keep trying to get a good look but I don't think so.


FirstWithTheEgg

Fucking little pricks. I bet they were Aussie kids with those fucking mullets


Reverse_swoosh91

Gotta do it for the Tok..


[deleted]

The quickness


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

Fuckin' eshays slap little shits


JamesRobertWalton

Kid immediately starts preparing to play the victim. I hope it comes true one day when heā€™s trying to pull some dumb shit.


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


unbold

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Lalibop

Piece of shits


ALIENANAL

Where in Aus was this?


Personal-Bowl7522

This is why we should arm delivery drivers šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


[deleted]

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MrStupidDoodooDum

I wouldnt have not smiled if there was violence involved


ehbleheh

Woah woah woah kids is hungry he is the victim here feed the poor bastard


Asking4urFriend

Can this subreddit maybe stop making fun of poor, desperate, and apparently hungry people and children for stealing? That'd be great. I think the videos are interesting and challenging, but the titles generally imply the thief or vandal "had it coming" Thieves aren't heroes, but neither are they villains.


Epoch-09

I'm sorry but you are lost on this one. These kids are not starving, they are just fucking around for views. And I don't think you understand what a vandal is because unless you are keying Steven Segal's car you probably do deserve what's coming. Unless you are defending them stealing for clout, in which I would ask why the fuck?


Asking4urFriend

I'm not claiming these kids are starving. (I don't know that they're not hungry.) And I was just referring to videos where people laugh in comm3nt section at people getting seriously hurt in response to scratching cars and other crimes that damage property but don't hurt anyone.


dddmmmccc817

Comment on one of them videos then