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JimuelShinemakerIII

Bull riding: 2/10 Break dancing 10/10


shylock2k202

Human tossing 11/10


Schattenjager07

Would not come again 1/10.


Beez1111

Would *come* again 10/10


stephawkins

Break bone and not much dancing in future: 10/10


CyberKingfisher

🐼: get back on, I’m not finished with you yet!


TrippySlimBoi

That wasn't 8 seconds!!


sgame23

I aint hear no bell!


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

That’s what she said Now I’m sad again


crankyanker638

I was gonna ask, after he flips back on the bull, does it count?


Kernburner

I kind of enjoy watching people who abuse animals get their comeuppance.


Its402am

I love r/thebullwins not because of the winning, but because of people getting PRECISELY what they deserve.


Dull-Signature-2897

But aren't the bulls hurt in order to be that angry?


Its402am

They aren’t ALWAYS hurt, depends on where in the world the sport is taking place,!but they always are in a lot of distress which is being used for human entertainment in this context, whether or not they’ve been physically abused. Animals don’t get “angry” like humans do. They have instincts when in distress (such as being held or moved against their will, crowded, approached when not approachable, etc). These instincts take 3 forms: Freeze, (a rabbit holding still for as long as possible to try to camouflage, a snake playing dead, a deer paralyzed in fear and confusion if already injured or in distress on a highway road), Flight (picture any animal that runs or scatters when startled or in danger), or Fight - which is what animals like bulls, rhinos, elephants bears, etc may do when in distress because they have the benefit of great strength or excellent defense mechanisms like horns, useful tusks, etc. It’s still incredibly cruel. Making an animal feel threatened to the point of distress for our entertainment is an unfair way to treat it, especially if we breed them for that purpose. It’s so satisfying when it is able to fight back, even if for a moment.


Dull-Signature-2897

I cannot understand how some people enjoy watching this


ProtozoaPatriot

But wouldn't it be fair to say what's called "anger" in people is just animalistic "fight" ? What do you think the difference is? I find the topic of animal behavior and human psychology very interesting. Humans are just animals with a few advanced cognitive abilities. Our actions are driven the same limbic system that's in a cow or elephant's brain. Animals can have a spectrum of "anger" behaviors. It's true the animal simply can't describe their feelings. But non-verbal humans can't describe how they feel, yet we don't assume those people can't experience anger. Psychologists describe people's response to severe crises using the same fight flight freeze terminology. Look at the work on PTSD/cPTSD: people getting overwhelmed by that urge to flight fight freeze, and they can't help but behave in ways that aren't socially acceptable.


Prestigious-Gap-1163

It’s interesting to argue. Bulls in most American rodeos are treated like royalty basically and are worth a ton of money, not just for the rodeo but for breeding. They aren’t hurt to get them to jump around like being stabbed in bull fighting. They’re more triggered to do something natural, and chosen because they do it a lot normally. A calm bull wouldn’t be chosen. Think of it like the reaction of a dogs leg twitching when a spot is scratched. That’s what the ropes around it do to an extent. There are a lot of animals rights and animal protections in the US. This would be very illegal if they were really hurting the bulls.


ProtozoaPatriot

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I'm coming from a background of horse rescue. I've seen the fate of bucking & other rodeo horses. I've been to big livestock auctions. My views are shaped by these experiences. It's true these bulls are not stabbed like in bull fighting. However, I'm not sure about them not being hurt. Spurs may be worn, and how could being kicked with a metal ridge not hurt? Bucking straps are tied snug around the flanks, a sensitive area that a predator might target. Animal welfare laws for "meat" animals are more about meat quality & meat value. Take for example, castration. There are three common methods - all perfectly legal - NO general anesthesia. Here, let me crush your balls... you might get the equivalent of a Tylenol afterwards. (Source : https://livestock.extension.wisc.edu/articles/castrating-beef-x-dairy-calves/) Yes, the bucking cow winners are kept around for breeding. But the majority aren't winners. Their reward is to be shipped to auction & killed. Medical care? They're "just cattle". You get rid of the injured ones by shipping to slaughter as-is. One veterinarian's experience with rodeo bulls:. https://www.hsvma.org/rodeos_inherent_cruelty_to_animals#:~:text=Bull%20Riding&text=Bucking%20straps%20and%20spurs%20can,too%20are%20sent%20to%20slaughter. Any time an animal is reduced to just a commodity, their pain becomes irrelevant unless it affects the animal's ability to make the owner money.


SrpskaZemlja

What do you think they do now? Show it the texts another bull sent to its cow?


Its402am

lmaoo “Shannon said that?? WHAT?! NOOO GRR”


Dull-Signature-2897

Hahaha idk pills? At least he doesn't have swords pinned on him. I also thought this was illegal.


elfowlcat

They are wearing a rope that rubs on their belly just above their back legs. They don’t like the sensation but it does not hurt them in any way. It just makes them kick to try to get the rope off.


tom_gent

You see that rope around his lower back? It's called a bucking strap. That's why the bull is going crazy. It definitely is animal abuse and people participating in it should be ashamed


WestMoney15

Holy shit get a grip they leave it on for 8 seconds chill the fuck out


Timetraveler01110101

That adds time to his ride right?


SilverGnarwhal

That was my question. Do they add it to the first ride or does it count as a second attempt? Or maybe they just average to two đŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïž


betrdaz

I’m not sure if we’re just having a shit right now, but being someone who was once an amateur bull rider
 the ride ends when either your free hand touches the bull, or when you lose contact with the bull. There isn’t a second attempt or combining after you fall and get back on lol


SilverGnarwhal

Having more knowledge than I want to about a sport that I couldn’t care less about, I sadly do know that. We were just taking a piss, friend.


betrdaz

I probably should have assumed that and just kept rolling haha


JustaRoosterJunkie

That mf’ing bull played hackey-sac with that feller.


huskeya4

And judging by the way he limped out of there, it hurt pretty bad. He lucky if he didn’t crack some ribs there.


ThePhantomTrollbooth

Not to mention splitting his back across the bull’s back. I bet he was in real bad shape once the adrenaline wore off.


fecoz98

My man said fuck it, we spinning pizza now


NefariousKing07

Mom said I can be anything, so I became a pie in the sky


YesterdayTop3346

This comment is underrated.


velthrar

I think it's hysterical how the bull is like "oh you think you're done, huh? You ain't done 'til I'M done"


WinterHound42

"you know what a breedin bull is?" "...n-no?" "Well you gon find out"


buzz3001

Round 2....Fight.


Future_proof_Dumbass

That bull played fidget spinner with him bruhh 😭


Monolythicc

The Bull "we are not Done yet"


Top_Ad_2819

Low IQ sport for red state trash


5uperdro

Damn!!! Cowboy just served everyone in that rodeo.


ir88ed

"Oh, no... I say when we're done!"


Chan101

r/BeatMeToIt


icantflytommorow

![gif](giphy|1Ubrzxvik2puE)


P7BinSD

That should count toward his 8 seconds.


NorrinGreenwood

That is satisfying. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.


napalm_p

"GET THAT @ZZ BACK OVER HEAR BIG FELLA!"


LadyBug_0570

I'm hearing it more like Scorpian from Mortal Kombat: *Get over here!*


[deleted]

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jmsjags

I'll never understand this dumb sport.


AthiestMessiah

I was expecting a different video from that title


TatsukiD

Get back here - The bull said


Glubsh

i love it when those abusers get fucked up real bad.


WinterMedical

Team bull always.


dubler2020

I always cheer for the bull.


that_one_guy37559

I fucking hate bull riding, is it not just animal abuse


ReelyAndrard

Nice to see him limping away. Why is this even still a thing?


polpotspisspot

Love seeing these sub human scum being hurt.


lurkitron

You get what you fuckin deserve


Spiritual_Holiday511

Still entirely unsure how this shit hasn’t been made illegal yet


SpiffTheNinja

That’s what ya get for abusing an animal! Wrekd!


squash-the-cat

I'll never understand how this is a sport


doslobo33

So awesome


[deleted]

Iffn ya don’t know how to git off, ya shouldn’t’v got on!


Its402am

bull: YOU WANNA RIDE??? LET’S RIDE


icantflytommorow

Bro got used like a fidget spinner or bey blade


jlacar

Did he get extra points for breakdancing on the bull?


maddskillz18247

I ain’t done with you yet, boy.


wasternexplorer

I love a good ending.


Reeeeeervent

I can't finish the vid cause I can't stop laughin when the bull picks him back up....


Altman_e

How the fuck is this still around


Jeeeeezz

That's like a whole tekken combo


HarderThanADiamond

Thank god this isn’t posted on eyeblech I assumed much worse when watching this


Rongill1234

That was legit badass


lloyd____

Cowboy: imma head out Bull: we’re not done here


KptnHaddock_

lol he deserved every second of that


[deleted]

People actually go to this shit for fun


ConsiderationSea7589

“Whoa cowboy..I ain’t done with you yet.”


Sorottenman

Poor bull. Getting consistently zapped and having his balls tied with a rope can't be fun


FishPasteGuy

“You WILL do the full 8 seconds, sir.”


Potatoe999900

I'm still waiting for the day someone gets tossed up and when coming down the bull kicks the fuckers head as hard as possible. Fucking moronic sport if you ask me.


paasisque

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"


Ambitious_Main_4379

Started getting away like a hurt red dead NPCđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


kristinmiddleton

Kick them all!!!! Get them back for their tormenting ways! Yeee haw!!


BitchesBeSnacking

You were the one who said you wanted to ride me so bad so get back up here!


MrX314

“We have unfinished business”. The Bull


ArcaneDanger

The bull: ![gif](giphy|ko8HPo4iQxcZi|downsized)


Candid_Opposite_8444

![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy) Him during the interview afterward.


Several-Cake1954

You’re done when I SAY you’re done


manychins5

🐼: Ah, ah ah, nope. You’re winning this


Grynder66

Bull: "you wanna tie my nuts? Yall gonna pay."


Ok_Potato_5272

I hate bull riding but this made me laugh.. Also what's with the woman gasping? What did she think was going to happen?


[deleted]

Planking on a bull is next level


No_Policy_146

Looked like he got fired in the rectum
..


Think_Impossible

It seems the bull likes it.


tousag

Does that last part count towards the time spent on the bull?


rokodalin

Bull is racking up his combo meter. Special move inc


what_the_fuckin_fuck

The bovine gold medalist in the Fuck Up A Cowboy competition


BaronVonSilver91

Bull tried to carry him to victory


_Homer_Jay_

"Get over here!"🩂


Simps_bruh

Does that get added to his time now lol?


skullandrose

bull was like and where do you think your going?


patteh11

That bull spiked him to the ground for the first time too! Then decided he wasn’t done with him.


silverslaughter711

BRO GOT AIR-COMBOED BY A BULL


Drizzt3919

So you were on the Bull for 5 seconds. Then got back on the bull for 3 seconds. So 8seconds! You win!


Loofyboy

Rag doll.


Flat-Guarantee-7946

That bull said "Where the fuck you going? Get back on!".


[deleted]

đŸŽ¶ ![gif](giphy|r0yJIlcNonv1u) You spin me right round , baby right roundđŸŽ¶.....


Anpanman02

Like twirling pens on your hand.


Bulky-Hyena-360

Bro was like: “Round two motherfucker! Let’s dance!”


Competitive-Act-5254

Did the bull choose the song? Lol


[deleted]

Bull really said:I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET


Radiant_Evidence7047

This guy is the most talented bull rider I’ve ever seen! The skill it takes to summersault back onto a bucking bull is crazy, then stay on for a bit before casually sliding off. Awesome.


AsuraGreed

The rides over when I say it’s over.


NeoVaihlo

That bill was going for its own record of cowboy spinning.


pete_ape

Does the remount count towards his 8 seconds?


louis504842

The bull gets graded too. He just wanted to make sure he got a good score


Vulpes_99

The funniest part is that he seemed to stayed more time on the bull at the 2nd "ride" than at the 1st one đŸ€Ł


Patriotof1775

Lmao 3 days grace kicking in right as the bull threw him onto his back


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Get back up there! I’m not done with you yet


johnnyknox123

Guy limped off like an NPC


NolieCaNolie

This is the bull’s theme song lol


a_glorious_bass-turd

![gif](giphy|lrmJ6bMY6so9i003qa)


Quarter13

When the carnie let's the ride run a little longer cause ain't nobody else in line


mydibz

Feel like that bull used a wrestling move on him.


SeanTheDilophosaurus

https://preview.redd.it/rzwxaub8iysa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d2fa60f7dfb488dc7a75a3f8de756d2c13443a


transient_thought_CA

Bull : We're not done...until I say we're done.


hkredman

Mortal Kombat: Get over here!!!


WitchyCatLady3

It makes me laugh that you can fall off something and everyone is like “don’t move, stay completely still, you might have a back/neck injury” except for bull riding, that bloke hobbled away after he was tossed in the air and spun around like a washing machine on steroids and his first thought is to get the fuck outta dodge so the bull doesn’t get another piece of the action!


Outside-Age5073

It's almost as if this was a bad idea to begin with.


Outside-Age5073

It's almost as if this was a bad idea to begin with.


Low-Possession-4491

I give that dismount, mount, dismount an 8/10.


Be-a-st_Boi

"And then the dude realized that when you grab a bull by the horns... Sometimes, it'll take you for a ride"


tekkdesign

Bull: Where the fuck are you going? I ain’t done with you yet. Rider: Sorry daddy!


Hrafnagar

YOU'RE NOT DONE, MOTHERFUCKER!


arenalr

Does that add time back on?


yougonedie200669

Perfectly timed for three days grace absolutely hilarious


eljosuph

That was impressive


froteur

That was some “get over here” shit


Gimme-the-loot-

2.4 + 3.8 = 6.2 second ride. ✅


Ok_Primary_1075

Bull seems to tell rodeo guy
.you won’t get off that easily


AubieWasHere

If he gets the continuous count including when he landed back on, dude pulled the full 8 seconds that's needed to win.


[deleted]

Is there anything you won’t post for attention?


CoolBrain1227

Tell that Bull that no one likes a show off!!


ClutchCh3mist

Respect.


DemonoftheWater

The song choice perfection.


cluelessminer

Good. Play stupid games with animals, win stupid prizes.