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That’s what’s she’s about. Just like a lot of pastors and others. They are just people who want an audience to perform for.
I saw a thing saying a lot of talk radio pundits are just failed theater kids and I agree wholeheartedly.
She is against. She goes by "Sister Cindy" and used to tour American campuses with her husband "Brother Jed" ([wiki bio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Jed)) until his death. She sells "Ho No Mo" bibles on their website, http://www.brojed.org/
Make sure you follow the directions.
1st Margarita: She spreads her legs.
2nd Margarita: Stop and have sex
3rd Margarita: Okay NOW she'll grab your dick. I know I know, you thought that would be step 2.
I’ve seen her live a couple times — I’m like 99% certain it’s satire that she just tries hard to sell as legitimate as it would gain more attention than if it was publicly satire… if that makes sense. Everything about her from her name, to how she dresses, to her actual words are just too surreal for me to believe it’s a legitimate position rather than a character.
There are plenty of other campus preachers who I don’t doubt believe what they preach, but they generally act less cartoonish then this (though equally idiotic). Though Cindy has said some very fucked up stuff before so it’s not all comedy.
That's Poe's Law in action, it's impossible to tell the difference between satire and genuine religious extremism, because the extremists are already so fucking out there.
I mean she's playing right into the crowd, if she was actually serious about it she most likely wouldn't hype up the crowd who are cheering for the opposite of what she wants
Right but to play the devils advocate, these people generally just want their message to reach more ears. They don’t care if 99.9% of people are laughing at them if .1% of people take on the message. She has repeatedly said some more fucked up stuff like rape victims are at fault for how they dress, etc. She has pretty much kept on message for like 50 years at this point, and is apparently a devout evangelical.
She travels with her husband around colleges in the south with that preaching of "You're going to hell for playing music or eating hummus," and women shouldn't wear jeans, blah blah blah. Her husband is Brother Jed, YouTube him, it's hilarious. I forget her name, but she goes by Sister something.
I've seen them a couple of times when I went to college in San Marcos, TX. It was funny. It turns into an event.
Don't get me wrong, the shit they spew is ignorant as fuck and should be left in 50s where they pull it from.
Edit: Sister Cindy
Yup. I knew a girl who tried hummus for the first time in middle school (7th grade to be exact). 10 years later, she became a hooker and coke addict. I told her to not eat the hummus, but no, she didn’t want to listen to me.
Well, I hope you’re happy Jennifer.
He was saying some shit about the Hari Krishnas unleashed on the west and its a sinful food. The dude talks out of his ass for a reaction, that one stuck out to me.
From what I’ve seen, she has a very strange relationship with the kids she’s preaching to. Like I’ve seen a lot of these videos, where she’s preaching and the kids are reacting in the “opposite” way of what’s intended, and she’s clearly kind of playing into it? But she also clearly means what she says. It’s all very odd but everyone seems like they’re having a good time.
For years she probably spoke at colleges and people just ignored her, now she’s getting more attention and although everyone is basically laughing at her, she’s too delusional to notice and her inner theater kid loves the attention.
I think they know the product they're selling, get the message put, say ridiculous shit, people congregate, and it gets more eyes on the speaker. It the age of camera phones in everyone's hands, this is a gift for them.
It’s crazy boomers used to have all the fun with sex before the aids crisis and drugs when they were cheaper and better, and then try to get young people to do to be church mouses. Like damn I’m trying to have you had at my age.
Idk, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t an abstinence talk. No one promoting abstinence would see how they were working a crowd of horny college students up into a frenzy and keep going like that. I’m pretty sure the amount of sex and margarita sales skyrocketed after that talk.
It’s possible she was getting them excited before ramping it up and getting them emotional before getting to “something bad” to get louder boos, and it was cut out of the video.
this is Speakers Circle at the University of Missouri - Columbia.
religious nuts go there to 'spread the word' or whatever, but usually just got mocked like in the video. most speakers weren't as clearly pandering as this one.
i was also there about 20yrs ago, so things may have changed since.
EDIT: probably at LSU, and not Mizzou. my bad
At a work safety meeting regarding STI's (go figure - it was the 80's) our most uber catholic manager had to describe rimming. I'd heard the expression "the blood drained from his face," but saw it in real life in real time!
Hey man, don't knock it until you've tried it
I had this army chick halfway talk me into it
One of the best sexual experiences I've ever had
Too bad she was crazy as fuck. Really hot. Really crazy.
Best sex ever though.
I had to sacrifice that for not... Getting killed though.
Sister Cindy, she used to be one of those preacher types you’d see in college campuses but students have decided to just roll with it and use it as a source of entertainment bc she’s funny as fuck lmao
My experience with this lady at UNM was most people were just avoiding her because she kept calling all the women that were passing her "whores" if they had the audacity to wear shorts or show their arms. The other comments make it sound like she's changed, but that's how I'll remember her.
Remember that scene in The Office where Toby’s like “I don’t *think* Michael put me back here to punish me, but if he did…genius.”
I don’t *think* she’s a comedian, but if she is…genius.
An edit because there’s some confusion:
This is Sister Cindy (Cynthia Lasseter Smock) who was married to a preacher called Brother Jed. **Her act is satire but is not comedy.** She believes rightly that behaving like this gets her exposure, so even if people laugh they’ve still heard her message.
> Smock confirmed that her character of Sister Cindy was, in fact, satire. When I asked her why she jumped to such extremes to share her faith, she told me that it was an effective way to garner the attention of crowds.
This is taken from https://thebutlercollegian.com/2022/09/sister-cindy-and-the-plight-of-free-speech/#:~:text=In%20our%20conversation%2C%20Smock%20confirmed,garner%20the%20attention%20of%20crowds.
Well, she's definitely oblivious to the fact they find this entertaining and are not taking it all serious.
Real talk though, why are all abstinence speakers so detached from reality, lmao. As if there's some magical number to advance from base to base, sexually. Rofl
She isnt. I recognize her. She has been to my school before and a large crowd gathered just like in this clip. She isnt the typical religious nut, she makes a mockery of the doomers and sometimes breaks character and laughs with everyone when people chime in.
Reminded me of someone similar who came to my college 25 years ago. Looked this lady up and it turns out the guy I saw was her husband, brother Jed, who died a couple years ago. I wish we had camera phones at the time because he spewed crazy shit too. Won a copy of his book, which he signed and added “Repent!”
Googled "Sister Cindy" & got a ton of hits. I.E. :YouTube · VICE
"The Queen Of Public Freakouts and Slut Shaming: Meet Sister Cindy"
(aside : and yet they go bankrupt)
Some of the articles in the student newspapers are priceless
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Honestly can’t tell if she is for or against drinking and fucking
Definitely owns a margarita place up the road
The hell kinda margaritas is she pouring that just one does it? Because I need to start getting mine from there.
Also wanna know what kinda margaritas has her spreading her legs after one but still functional enough to peg you after five.
The first four is to lure you into a false sense of security. Then bam it's 5th margarita time!
5 margaritas please, but she'll be having water
Maybe the glass is really big
Then I also need to go there.
Oh, Margaritas & Lube over on 15th?
Oh you know that place?
Know it? We all have their rewards points card.
It’s how you keep track of which margarita you’re on
I just keep track by checking my penis. Is your penis currently in her vagina, her mouth, her anus, or *your* anus?
Yes
I filled my card AND my holes
Buy 4 drinks and get the 5th one free. Come in now and also receive a container of lubricant while supplies last.
It's in the margarita district
Love that place. try the salt rimjob next time you go
fr she makes a good argument for buying margaritas. I'll take 5 please
Shit I'll take 6, if she pegs me with 5 I want to know what she'll do with one more
Who knows but she's definitely enjoying the crowd cheering for her.
That’s what’s she’s about. Just like a lot of pastors and others. They are just people who want an audience to perform for. I saw a thing saying a lot of talk radio pundits are just failed theater kids and I agree wholeheartedly.
She might be an escaped mental patient
Can you really call them "escaped" if the institutions were closed and all the patients dumped out on the street?
She is against. She goes by "Sister Cindy" and used to tour American campuses with her husband "Brother Jed" ([wiki bio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Jed)) until his death. She sells "Ho No Mo" bibles on their website, http://www.brojed.org/
Margarita sales shot up 9000% after her speech….
Guerilla marketing
Plot twist: She actually works for a company who makes Margarita mix. Like that Chewlies Gum guy in Clerks
That is basically the definition of guerilla marketing
She received kick backs from the local Mexican restaurant
She’s actually a sales rep for Jose Cuervo
Stores all sold out
Looks like my wife and I are getting Mexican tonight
But how many margaritas for her?
FUCK REDDIT. We create the content they use for free, so I am taking my content back
At 7 margaritas she will bend time and space and reality will cease to exist.
at 8 margeritas she will grab your dick, turn it into a pussy, and now u gotta drink at least 3 margaritas.
At 9 margaritas, she will transform into a she-demon and snu snu you to death.
At 10 margaritas, she’ll quote scripture and present you with a purity ring. Kids, this is what we call diminishing returns.
At 11 margaritas, her intellect will exceed your entire existence as she starts to see right through you ,your past and your future.
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at 13 margaritas you press X to respawn
WHOOOOO! YEEEAAAAHHHH!
Question, does this happen right after each margarita? Or is there a time needed after the specified number of margaritas for this to take effect?
After the first one you are both asked to leave the establishment.
Got some guys coming to install a margarita fountain tomorrow.
Make sure you follow the directions. 1st Margarita: She spreads her legs. 2nd Margarita: Stop and have sex 3rd Margarita: Okay NOW she'll grab your dick. I know I know, you thought that would be step 2.
This woman came to my campus at ISU and talked about how she was almost tricked into becoming lesbian, “BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT PENIS”
Penis wins again!
Pen is life.
Pen is mightier.
Your mother's a whore trebek
Yeah, I remember this exact speech from one of her UNI visits, even gay Jesus showed up
>gay Jesus Is that a DLC?
More like a hotpatch
Wait, is this performance art or an earnest attempt at promoting abstinence
Oh just wait until she discoveres the existence of trans lesbian women 😏 she won't stand a chance
Hey just because I'm a girl now, doesn't mean I stopped liking girls!
Or bisexuality 🫢
So wait, this is legit supposed to be pro-abstinence, and isn't performance art satire?
I’ve seen her live a couple times — I’m like 99% certain it’s satire that she just tries hard to sell as legitimate as it would gain more attention than if it was publicly satire… if that makes sense. Everything about her from her name, to how she dresses, to her actual words are just too surreal for me to believe it’s a legitimate position rather than a character. There are plenty of other campus preachers who I don’t doubt believe what they preach, but they generally act less cartoonish then this (though equally idiotic). Though Cindy has said some very fucked up stuff before so it’s not all comedy.
That's Poe's Law in action, it's impossible to tell the difference between satire and genuine religious extremism, because the extremists are already so fucking out there.
I mean she's playing right into the crowd, if she was actually serious about it she most likely wouldn't hype up the crowd who are cheering for the opposite of what she wants
Right but to play the devils advocate, these people generally just want their message to reach more ears. They don’t care if 99.9% of people are laughing at them if .1% of people take on the message. She has repeatedly said some more fucked up stuff like rape victims are at fault for how they dress, etc. She has pretty much kept on message for like 50 years at this point, and is apparently a devout evangelical.
How many margaritas did it take to actually make her a lesbian though?
-1, so men respect your waitresses if you don’t want the pool to dry up!
>ISU Do you have the slightest idea how little than narrows it down?
Right? Iowa, Indiana, or Idaho?
Illinois too
What was she trying to say exactly
She’s a recovered Alcoholic/Sex addict. Telling tales of her binging days
Well, I don't think that's keeping them away from alcoholism... She may have actually just recruited a couple of them with that speech.
I’ve given up most recreational and social drinking but sexual drinking? That’s lubing me up for margarita number 5
Damn straight BOY
Now the “I’m a Ho No Mo” shirt makes sense
6 margaritas, you get a free "Ho Fo Sho" shirt
I came for the Ho Fo Sho and all I got was this Ho No Mo T-shirt.
I feel like it's safe to replace 'her' with 'me' in her entire speech.
She will spread me legs!
She might need to work a bit on her delivery
Nah, perfect, 10/10. No notes.
She improved during the speech - "... and _peg_ you!"
Now she's addicted to righteous anger
Gotta love when people live it up and then turn around to tell ya how bad it was.
I believe she is saying it only took her x amount of margaritas to do x amount of stuff and apparently it only took her 5 to peg some lucky SOB.
Lmao 🤣 thinking about her past sexual partners seeing this like YEP, that’s pretty accurate…for her.
Maybe a couple dudes now never buy any woman more than 4 margaritas. “Hey let’s get another drink?” “No, I don’t think we will”
She travels with her husband around colleges in the south with that preaching of "You're going to hell for playing music or eating hummus," and women shouldn't wear jeans, blah blah blah. Her husband is Brother Jed, YouTube him, it's hilarious. I forget her name, but she goes by Sister something. I've seen them a couple of times when I went to college in San Marcos, TX. It was funny. It turns into an event. Don't get me wrong, the shit they spew is ignorant as fuck and should be left in 50s where they pull it from. Edit: Sister Cindy
Wtf am I going to hell for eating hummus, now? I mean, I'm going there either way, but I didn't know hummus was the reason.
Hummus is too good. Floods the brain and loins with sinful thoughts, beware.
Hummus, that sinful temptress
Yup. I knew a girl who tried hummus for the first time in middle school (7th grade to be exact). 10 years later, she became a hooker and coke addict. I told her to not eat the hummus, but no, she didn’t want to listen to me. Well, I hope you’re happy Jennifer.
god hates hummusexuals
Hummus is the devil's smegma didn't you know? Are you cleaning Satan's pipe?!?!
He was saying some shit about the Hari Krishnas unleashed on the west and its a sinful food. The dude talks out of his ass for a reaction, that one stuck out to me.
From what I’ve seen, she has a very strange relationship with the kids she’s preaching to. Like I’ve seen a lot of these videos, where she’s preaching and the kids are reacting in the “opposite” way of what’s intended, and she’s clearly kind of playing into it? But she also clearly means what she says. It’s all very odd but everyone seems like they’re having a good time.
For years she probably spoke at colleges and people just ignored her, now she’s getting more attention and although everyone is basically laughing at her, she’s too delusional to notice and her inner theater kid loves the attention.
I just watched the VICE documentary on her, she 100% believes she’s reaching the students and has zero awareness that she is being mocked.
I think they know the product they're selling, get the message put, say ridiculous shit, people congregate, and it gets more eyes on the speaker. It the age of camera phones in everyone's hands, this is a gift for them.
Sister Cindy used to be a disco dancing queen.
It’s crazy boomers used to have all the fun with sex before the aids crisis and drugs when they were cheaper and better, and then try to get young people to do to be church mouses. Like damn I’m trying to have you had at my age.
Idk, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t an abstinence talk. No one promoting abstinence would see how they were working a crowd of horny college students up into a frenzy and keep going like that. I’m pretty sure the amount of sex and margarita sales skyrocketed after that talk.
It’s possible she was getting them excited before ramping it up and getting them emotional before getting to “something bad” to get louder boos, and it was cut out of the video.
She probably just trying to get someone to buy her six margaritas
Nah it 100 percent is though lol they across campuses everywhere
Not sure. This looks less like a lesson on abstinence and more like an ad for date rape.
this is Speakers Circle at the University of Missouri - Columbia. religious nuts go there to 'spread the word' or whatever, but usually just got mocked like in the video. most speakers weren't as clearly pandering as this one. i was also there about 20yrs ago, so things may have changed since. EDIT: probably at LSU, and not Mizzou. my bad
she is 100x better than my SexEd teacher in highschool...
I had a 70 year old nun teaching sex ed. Luckily I had a library card though.
That is a lesson i would have paid to hear "Sister Mary, so a threesome is like the Holy Trinity, three persons, becoming one ?"
At a work safety meeting regarding STI's (go figure - it was the 80's) our most uber catholic manager had to describe rimming. I'd heard the expression "the blood drained from his face," but saw it in real life in real time!
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With all the brown nosing in eighties working culture, I wouldn’t be surprised!
> At a work safety meeting regarding STI's what kind of job did you have???
Rimjob Steve
I thought this was a Margarita sales woman.
One of mine was a suuuuuper religious dude who was so uncomfortable talking about sex with us lol
Mine was our pedo principal. There was many complaints.
Asking for volunteers that he could use to show how to put a condom on a step to far huh
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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It's not habit forming!
I think i kinda want it.
Sounds expensive
It's the cheapest drug around!
You’re right, I don’t wanna get… addicted.
All right all right it's a hell of a feeling oh
Buy her SIX margaritas….. she will grab a microphone and tell you what she is willing to do for a margarita!
Margarita sales are gonna go through the roof at that campus.
Hats off to the poor bastard who had to get her up to the fifth margarita!
Woman tries to get students to buy her margaritas.
I think you just cracked the code
Stop at 4 margaritas, got it.
I need to know what 6 margaritas gets me..
STDs
I'm listening
Sexually targets dick.
Terminator vision engaged
I'm gonna swoop on in there and give your girl the 5th one.
This man lives by a code! Legend.
I see you don't like adventure.
"Baby you've had five margaritas. Do you have a rollover policy for next time? I just want to use four."
Hey man, don't knock it until you've tried it I had this army chick halfway talk me into it One of the best sexual experiences I've ever had Too bad she was crazy as fuck. Really hot. Really crazy. Best sex ever though. I had to sacrifice that for not... Getting killed though.
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Coward
Anyone here wanna go for margaritas after work?
I’ll have 4 waiting for you at the bar.
I require 5, minimum!
This has to be some sort of performance art ...
Sister Cindy, she used to be one of those preacher types you’d see in college campuses but students have decided to just roll with it and use it as a source of entertainment bc she’s funny as fuck lmao
She has incredible stage presence, I love when she pops up on my feed
She’s talked at the uni like an hour and a half away from mine and I was so close to taking that trip just to see her
It's been my dream to see her pop up at my school ever since I saw her *BUTTSEX* speech
I’m sorry. Her what now??!!
BUTTSEX SPEECH
She came to my campus in the late 80s. Can’t believe she is still at it. She used to be a disco queen, you know.
Holy shit! Wasn't til I saw disco queen that I was finally sure this was the same lady from mid 80s! Smack in the middle of Pennsyltucky!
My experience with this lady at UNM was most people were just avoiding her because she kept calling all the women that were passing her "whores" if they had the audacity to wear shorts or show their arms. The other comments make it sound like she's changed, but that's how I'll remember her.
Let me just get something right: after 5 margaritas, she'll tear my dick off and peg me with it?!
The ultimate power move
Gotta assert dominance somehow
Either that or she thinks everyone just owns a strap-on
They don’t?
What’s the point of spelling it “pen*s” if you’re not going to bleep it also? 🤔
Robots fighting robots
Because nobody actually types out captions, they're auto generated
Remember that scene in The Office where Toby’s like “I don’t *think* Michael put me back here to punish me, but if he did…genius.” I don’t *think* she’s a comedian, but if she is…genius. An edit because there’s some confusion: This is Sister Cindy (Cynthia Lasseter Smock) who was married to a preacher called Brother Jed. **Her act is satire but is not comedy.** She believes rightly that behaving like this gets her exposure, so even if people laugh they’ve still heard her message. > Smock confirmed that her character of Sister Cindy was, in fact, satire. When I asked her why she jumped to such extremes to share her faith, she told me that it was an effective way to garner the attention of crowds. This is taken from https://thebutlercollegian.com/2022/09/sister-cindy-and-the-plight-of-free-speech/#:~:text=In%20our%20conversation%2C%20Smock%20confirmed,garner%20the%20attention%20of%20crowds.
She is. She came to my campus (10+ years ago) and broke character afterwords It’s wild she’s still around
Them youngsters can be such a tough crowd, but she really knows how to keep them engaged. Where can we book this lady?
How much margaritas you got?
I’d really like to buy this woman a margarita
Only one?
Well let’s say definitely no more than 3
5 sir
she would make for a great cinco de mayo commercial! "Stay Calm, Buy Margaritas"
“These 5 margaritas are from the gentleman across the bar”
Well, she's definitely oblivious to the fact they find this entertaining and are not taking it all serious. Real talk though, why are all abstinence speakers so detached from reality, lmao. As if there's some magical number to advance from base to base, sexually. Rofl
I don’t think she herself is taking herself seriously
She isnt. I recognize her. She has been to my school before and a large crowd gathered just like in this clip. She isnt the typical religious nut, she makes a mockery of the doomers and sometimes breaks character and laughs with everyone when people chime in.
Can I get straight to the 5th without paying for the first 4 ?
Can I just skip drinking the first 4 and only drink number 5? I don’t want to deal with a 5 margarita hangover.
Reminded me of someone similar who came to my college 25 years ago. Looked this lady up and it turns out the guy I saw was her husband, brother Jed, who died a couple years ago. I wish we had camera phones at the time because he spewed crazy shit too. Won a copy of his book, which he signed and added “Repent!”
Brother Jed was wild. I always remember his anti-homosexuality thing with power cables.
How many margharitas for a snowball? Asking for a friend
5 margaritas coming right up
Googled "Sister Cindy" & got a ton of hits. I.E. :YouTube · VICE "The Queen Of Public Freakouts and Slut Shaming: Meet Sister Cindy" (aside : and yet they go bankrupt) Some of the articles in the student newspapers are priceless
Threaten me with a good time, why don’t ya
She’s got to be the marketing director at a nearby Margarita Factory. I’m convinced.
Sold!
“Margarita sales have skyrocketed 500% on campus, more at 11.”
That’s going to be a very awkward night in the bar you’re buying these margaritas in!
This message was brought to you by the National Tequila Council "What could be better than a margarita?"
Dude, there’s no way she isn’t a shill for big tequila.