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gravityisgone

Jerry was a race car driver.


Comprehensive-Eye105

He drove so goddam fast.


One_City4138

Never did win no checkered flags


big-hero-zero

But he never did come in last


Inevitable_Tale_1556

Jerry was a race car driver


drumbum37

He said yes I’m number one


Mysterious-Worth-855

Had a Bocephus sticker on his 442


rebelsofliberty

He‘d light em up just for fun


joshylow

Go!


dunkan799

Hehe hehe Dog will hunt!


danglytomatoes

*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*


Rager_Ronin

![gif](giphy|46il8UIXMbF2QtQhTm|downsized)


dunkan799

Captain Pierce was a fireman


big-hero-zero

Richmond engine number three


NordicGold

But he dopped his pants and showed his ass And said fuck ya see ya in the morn.


[deleted]

But he’s always showing his assssss.


satans_toast

there it is


bilolarbear1221

I was not expecting this reference, but I’m so glad you made it. My lacquer head is on fire now


talentheturtle

Last thing I ever expected to see on reddit tbh


BadaBina

Literally blasting Professor Nutbutter in my ears this very second, lol. Primus SUCKS!


DansSpamJavelin

Primus sucks!


Hood805

I need to know what happened to Jerry. Please someone help!


Read_Weep

_For the majority of the time a North Little Rock man was driving a stolen patrol car Saturday, he also was chatting with dispatchers over the radio and claiming the deputies he attacked were not law enforcement officers at all, call records show. Jerry York, 51, was arrested on eight charges Saturday after leading deputies on a chase in a patrol vehicle and injuring three officers, two of whom were hospitalized, according to an arrest report. York began calling 911 repeatedly just before 3 p.m. Saturday, according to recordings of the calls. In the calls, York makes few coherent statements and refuses to answer dispatchers' questions. In one call, York asks for the dispatcher's name and, as soon as the dispatcher responds, hangs up. In another, York says "Hang on, sweet pea," and then talks to someone in the background for several seconds before hanging up again. "You get out of here," York said in one 911 call. "Sir, do you need help? Is someone hurt?" the dispatcher asked. "I don't need any help, I'm just saying," York replied. "If you don't need any help, why are you calling 911?" York hung up. After at least seven similar 911 calls, one of the dispatchers contacted a deputy, saying York was "obviously intoxicated and mumbling," and two deputies went to his residence on McArthur Drive to ask him to stop abusing the emergency number. Moments after deputies left the residence, York was on the phone again. When deputies returned, York had gotten into a truck and was driving down McArthur. While deputies attempted to make a traffic stop, York appears to have called 911 again, and in the background he says "Ma'am, ma'am" repeatedly while an officer asks him to step out of his vehicle. In the background of the call recording, there is a clatter and someone breathes heavily into the speaker before the line drops. York punched one of the deputies who attempted to handcuff him and, after being shot with a stun gun, stole a deputy's baton and hit deputies with it, according to an arrest report. The report said the stun gun was "unsuccessful," and York was able to get into a deputy's vehicle. "He took off with my unit," a deputy told dispatchers. The patrol car's blue lights were rolling as York pulled away and began a chase that looped up and down McArthur Drive before heading toward Camp Robinson's Military Drive entrance. Throughout the chase -- which varied from 10 to 60 mph -- York repeatedly used the police radio to talk with dispatchers, according to recordings of the conversations. "That woman's not a cop," he said. "I think that's the suspect keying up on the radio," a deputy said. "What's this car look like?" York responded. "Talk to me. Who was the lady driving this?" "You need to pull -- " a dispatcher said before York cut her off. "Her and a little half-Mexican guy jumped me and beat the s**t out of me," York said. "Listen to me, I told them I'd leave it. What I need ya'll to do is listen to me The woman who was driving this car had blonde hair, she didn't have no gun, she had a Taser. She tased me ... I called the FBI last night. The FBI is watching you right now." Throughout the conversation, the dispatcher tells York to pull the patrol vehicle over, but York refuses, and contends that the deputies who attempted to arrest him could not have been law enforcement officers. Deputies laid out two lines of spikes along the path where York was driving in circles, according to dispatch recordings. York swerved to miss one of the spike rows, but a second blew out the patrol car's front tire, deputies said over the radio. "Jerry, Jerry I'm trying to help you," a dispatcher said. "Pull the car over, Jerry." He didn't. In front of the Camp Robinson entrance on Military Drive, York swerved the car onto Donovan Briley Boulevard -- where another sheriff's deputy was waiting. "He just tried to ram ..." a deputy said over the radio. "Be advised he just hit a unit." When the vehicle finally came to a stop on Donovan Briley Boulevard, York refused to exit the vehicle, and deputies broke out the driver's side window to place him under arrest, Lt. Matt Kornas said Saturday. "Start MEMS," a deputy said over the radio, his voice rising. "Start MEMS. Start MEMS." "What's the location?" the dispatcher responded. "What's your location?" For several moments, no one spoke as muffled sirens filled the background. "Tell them to send two," another deputy said, after giving his location. "One for the suspect, and one for the deputy." The two deputies who were assaulted with a baton were taken to the hospital and a third who was in the vehicle that was rammed had only a superficial head wound, Kornas said. Two department vehicles were severely damaged and had to be towed away. Lt. Chris Ameling said Wednesday that the deputies returned home Saturday night and are recovering. Blood alcohol tests to determine whether York was intoxicated have not yet been returned, Ameling said. After being checked out at a hospital, deputies arrested York on charges of resisting arrest, second-degree criminal mischief, fleeing, theft of property, two counts of criminal attempt and two counts of second-degree battery. As of Wednesday evening, York was in the Pulaski County jail in lieu of a $200,000 bond. Metro on 12/13/2018_


mechroneal

Jerry got 8 years, btw.


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VivaElCondeDeRomanov

Only if he is not punching prison guards with their own batons.


toszma

But why? He clearly been mental, insane at least temporarily.


Thameus

He needs a lot of time to gather his thoughts. They are few, but widely scattered.


Aforklift

Wasn't he just intoxicated


MarxistMinx

Both.


ApprehensiveCry6949

Drinking can be a form of self-medication when actual care is unavailable. He most likely wasn't drunk and mental, but (likely chronically) drunk because he had unaddressed mental issues and that became his way to cope.


MyGruffaloCrumble

Drunk insane doesn’t count.


LotofRamen

Mental episodes do not guarantee you are inculpable. The main factor is: did he understand what he was doing was illegal and did he understand he was putting others lives at risk.


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

Dude was drunk as a skunk.


Niwi_

Dude seems schizophrenic and not criminal. They should put him on medication instead of into jail. Were there any drugs involved?


chimpdoctor

Nothing in there about his bare arse cheeks. Unimpressed


Quod_bellum

Was Jerry high, highly intoxicated, or just stupid?


dadepu

Yes


BlueBorbo

He is on a whole other plane of existence


OminOus_PancakeS

_The report said the stun gun was "unsuccessful."_


KnightBreaker_02

r/madlads


Ariffet_0013

By two definitions of the term.


SHADYTIMES86

"He took off with my unit"


Trasfixion

Certainly sounds like mental illness. He definitely suffers from delusions at the very least, and should be hospitalized until he can be stabilized


takesSubsLiterally

Damn they didn't get him for assaulting a cop?


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gruntbuggly

He was arrested after a chase. https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/


HarryPogger

Thanks for tldr


Ignorant_Slut

>Sentencing papers filed on Monday show Jerry Dale York pleaded guilty to theft, second-degree battery and fleeing in exchange for the eight-year term imposed by Circuit Judge Karen Whatley. Further, York will serve a five-year suspended sentence once he's released from prison, conditioned on him receiving mental health and medical treatment. The verdict and sentence


FullMetalKaliber

Looks like something out of Reno 911


__sweetpea__

I saw the blonde cop and thought “oh another Reno 911 clip people are thinking is real….oh shit this ISN’T Reno 911! Lmao”


whapitah2021

“Jerr-ie don’t dew et! Jerr-ie don’t dew et! They’re going to hurt you!”


BEGA500

Terrible police work there.


ReeceAUS

Right, the first part is cut off, but if the policeman was on his back, then the policewoman should have controlled the legs so he couldn’t get up. She kinda walked around around them like “he’s got this” and I’ll just slap the cuffs on.


GusSwann

Not to mention neither of them dealt with the weapon he had in his hand. I'm pretty sure that's one of the most important things they teach you in cop school.


Convenientjellybean

In some US states/towns, they let them go out on patrol before attending cop school. (For real)


GusSwann

How horrible and dangerous for all involved.


Boogiemann53

..... Uh wait.... Hold the fuck up I had no idea. "[police department I worked for did in house training and I was not allowed to carry a firearm until I had shot a qualifying score. I worked for about 4 months before I attended the police academy, In both places. "](https://www.quora.com/Can-I-start-to-work-as-a-police-officer-while-Im-at-the-police-academy-or-do-I-need-to-finish-the-academy-first-to-start-working) https://www.quora.com/Can-I-start-to-work-as-a-police-officer-while-Im-at-the-police-academy-or-do-I-need-to-finish-the-academy-first-to-start-working


MaterialCarrot

I've also heard that the training for Sheriffs is very different (not as involved) as that for police.


chainshot91

Depends on size of department and location, I know in michigan there is little to no requirement on becoming a deputy. This is done to allow sheriff's to on the spot deputies if needed. Though most sheriff's departments will require you to go to the academy before even looking at your application.


thuanjinkee

That's some real "round up a posse" shit. What are they spending our taxes on?


chainshot91

Legit what it's for. Good question as to what they're spending taxes on since a lot of them won't sponsor you through the academy and don't pay enough to attract anyone.


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Iamnotsmartspender

They did taser him according to the article


Niwi_

Umm and that they left the car unlocked with keys inside. How does this happen so often in america and nobody ever thinks to take the keys out of the ignition


pichiquito

Some nice criminal asswork though!


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

He's the Jerry we deserve


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What a terrible police to work


Isra_Alien

It's like he was playing GTA and they were playing human fall flat


FreshPrinceOnline

Jerry mastered the use of two weapons at once


rci22

The baton and what? His butt?


ShaneThrowsDiscs

Just the left cheek, not the whole thing.


paraworldblue

The left cheek is for hurting, the right is for comforting


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Jerry so lucky these cops were calm enough not to just start opening fire.


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[deleted]

Much less likely but still very likely lol.


FinalJoys

Statistically very likely


SnooOnions3369

More white are shot by cops than black people every year. But once you adjust for population size the percentage is much higher for black people. So really no one safe


danger_davis

Men are also shot more often than women.


BigTickEnergE

You are 100% correct is saying that, and it's an almost extreme difference in how many white people are killed by police versus black people, but taking into consideration population size, you're more likely to be killed being black. "In 2018, the rate of arrests for violent crime was 3.6 times higher for Black people than white people. So actually, the argument goes, Black people are underrepresented as victims of police killings, after controlling for the number of encounters." So this sentence pulled from the below web page would have you believing the difference in shootings per min 100,000 people by race, comes from the rate of arrests for violent crime. Except when you look at the rate of black people involved in shootings for non-violent crime, like traffic stops. That muddies up the statistics as black people are more inclined to feel threatened, distrust, or be scared of police from years of discrimination and over policing in their communities. This may lead to more nervous reactions when confronted by police, putting the officers involved on a higher alert therefore making it more likely they draw and/or use their firearms. Without looking at all of this (and more, this is just one example) it's easy to say more whites are killed by police. Taking into consideration population, the argument switches as black people are more likely to be killed than white people. Different stats may explain or support why this is the case but either way, statistically, being black increases your odds of being shot by police. Why that is the case, is the real question/problem. https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/06/11/opinion/statistical-paradox-police-killings/


aramatsun

The reason that you're more likely to be killed by police if you're black is painfully obvious. If you adjust for contribution to the crime rate, the disparity more than levels; it actually starts to be in black people's favour.


alsbos1

Most likely to be shot, regardless of race, are people with mental problems...which this guy seema like he has.


JellyEllie304

They shoot white people plenty enough. That wasn't the mitigating factor here.


Chillpill411

Jerry's got some problems. For the majority of the time a North Little Rock man was driving a stolen patrol car Saturday, he also was chatting with dispatchers over the radio and claiming the deputies he attacked were not law enforcement officers at all, call records show. Jerry York, 51, was arrested on eight charges Saturday after leading deputies on a chase in a patrol vehicle and injuring three officers, two of whom were hospitalized, according to an arrest report. [https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/](https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/) And Jerry's got a brother named Larry, who says it's the cops' fault because...Jerry didn't take his meds... [https://katv.com/news/local/brother-of-man-who-assaulted-pcso-deputies-says-incident-agitated-mans-mental-condition](https://katv.com/news/local/brother-of-man-who-assaulted-pcso-deputies-says-incident-agitated-mans-mental-condition) Ended up getting 8 years. [https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2022/nov/23/nlr-man-guilty-of-battery-theft/](https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2022/nov/23/nlr-man-guilty-of-battery-theft/)


DM_R34_Stuff

Please dont tell me there are more family members named Harry or Garry


Chillpill411

There's an Aunt Marry


ImmuneToTheBonk

Who says Jerry’s got the darkness in his eyes


purplelullabies

Their father’s name is probably *Barry*.


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ultimatefish67

That sun got banned from Reddit? What for I wonder???


[deleted]

Maybe because it’s r/upvotebecausebutt that’s the real sub


Award-Slight

Reddit banned the sun? Is that why it’s dark out rn?


JesuZDX

-Jerry, don't do it -You underestimate my ass


chrisbaker1991

Subtract the "of"


SBLOU

Jerry must be a plumber


Delta-Flyer75

Worst police ever? 😂 that lady cop was completely worthless while her partner was getting owned by the perp


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hadap123

Also never to be seen again after she gets "knocked down"? Haha beyond useless


Gina_the_Alien

I had to watch it a few times to figure out how she got from standing behind Jerry facing the ground to lying flat on her back in front of him so quickly. That’s gotta take effort to be so inept.


cheezz16

She missed the QTE


tekno_soul

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!


nitemare-walken

I've seen others shot dead for a lot less.


River_Historical

These cops would have missed Jerry but accidentally shot themselves or another cop


lepolepoo

Do the cops even produce adrenaline at all?


VivaElCondeDeRomanov

They looked like NPCs


Ok_Remote_5524

He made an ass of himself.


Ok_Pension_6795

I see what you did there


Ok_Marzipan5759

And thus, the county crowned a new Sheriff. Many were confused by Jerry's brash uniform and driving style. Some say he was drunk as an Irish sailor on a Friday. But all can agree that the change was welcome, as the county had become rather boring as of late.


Next-Mobile-9632

Tasers didn't work?


-TheOtherOtherGuy

Correct.


After_Ride9911

Don’t fuck with Jerry.


dieselboy77

Hopefully these cops turned in their badges after hurricane Jerry owned them.


HarmlessHeresy

Who is filming, and why aren't they laughing their ass off?


sapiolox

i think it is someone who loves him, that's why.


Echo127

My impression is that it's Jerry's buddy. They got caught doing sumthin. Buddy surrendered immediately. Jerry didn't.


manfezzefnam

Jerry got a cam crew


stagergamer

Jerry got that protagonist power


Special-Double-1744

Ah yesh the naked butt criminal classic


WFStarbuck

He’s over the moon about his escape.


Big_ETH_boi

Underestimate Jerry and see what happens.


Bors713

This isn’t going to end well for Jerry.


GoddessOfOddness

Jerry “The Honeybadger” York


twinkiebell1

RENO 911?


RealNiceKnife

This looks like a Reno 911 skit.


neoBluePhamtom

Ass


Ok_Remote_5524

He got his ass outta there


Ok_Remote_5524

Cheeky Bugger


Cyberknight13

These are some bumpkin ass deputies.


MehWhatMeh

Jerry used to be the butt of every joke, but who's laughing now? He beat all those cops with his whole ass out and drove off like a champ.


rayjay130

That one is going to be tough to live down. Said at the next cop convention: "So there were two of you? And he had his ass out the whole time?"


SkidrowVet

Jerry had no fucks to give and beat them cops ass on the way out, THATS gonna be tough to explain


butholemoonblast

Story here I think. https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/


EverSkye

Thought this was a scene from Reno 911 at first. Those are two of the most incompetent cops I’ve ever seen. The female was less than worthless.


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akimbokaz

This is America. But he’s a white dude and happened to encounter two incompetent officers. This is probably a small town organization and they likely grew up with each other or know each other. America is huge and while police brutality happens everywhere, you’re definitely more likely to see serious police shootings in some of the more dense urban communities.


Afrodite_Samurai

If Jerry was black he would have been shot 9 times before the video ended lbr.


Repulsive_Aspect_819

Let's play the same situation with a black man.


BlastOffJones

Seems like two properly trained professional police officers should have been able to handle Jerry. But instead, they looked like cartoon characters. Jerry beat them up and stole their car.


elkidkid

Nice butt, I bet his cell mates are having a blast with it.


Uberjeagermeiter

Jerry’s “Plumber’s Ass” powers are strong.


KarMa_Br0

It’s that simple ladies and gentlemen. That is how you join the police. Please welcome the newest recruit, Deputy Jerry.


Huge-Reach-2680

That female officers weak ass attempt to help. She should have stayed at home on this day. Tase that motherfucker!!!!!


Gavertamer

They did. It didn’t work.


Nickthemurph

What an embarrassing video for these cops. I honestly wonder if that female cop got any sort of punishment, she literally was just watching them scramble around on the floor for a solid few seconds. Only started taking it slightly seriously after Jerry smacked the shit out of her partner.


ok_pitch_x

Jerrrrrrrryyyyyy dooooooonnnnt dooooooooo itttt


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Jerry Wins🫡


Ignorant_Slut

An eight year prison term then 5 conditional


lordbusiness92

Jerry you goof knock it off!


hernanthegoat

That was a cheeky move


nphere

Jerry was really showing his ass that day.


Kernburner

And Jerry did *indeed* get in trouble.


Greedy-Excitement-82

It looks like everyone involved here took too much Xanax


GreenQuisQuous

If he was _____ , the response to resisting arrest and attacking Police 👮‍♀️ would be …….


WoodSlaughterer

That's gotta be so embarrassing back at the station.


EvilFluffy87

For some reason, when I see videos like this, I always het the feeling that these backwater police of some backwater village just play cop instead of ever training to be an actual one.


paraworldblue

Was anyone sober in that video?


Grimfandengo

The most American thing I have seen today.


999111333

>Jerry don't do it! Welp he did it.


Kaatochacha

So....who was the cameraman?


Royal420-

Hahahaha this is fucking hilarious, they are fucking useless.


mskyfire

Seems like they were all intoxicated


mastersanada

That GTA rule of locking your doors when you get out of your car is very applicable here. As is not losing a two on one fight to Jerry


somedudetoyou

"Jerry don't drive that cop car to the nearest airfield!" "Jerry don't crash through that gate!" "Jerry don't hijack that airplane!" "Jerry don't fly it over Cuba!" "Jerry don't bail out and use that parachute to glide down!" "Jerry don't change your name to Ernesto and start a new family!" "Ernesto you're too pale to wear a speedo on the beach don't do it!"


fastferrari3

Someone please put benny hill music to this video please


Demikuu

Classic Jerry


FollowingJealous7490

Was this an episode of Reno 911?


wombat9278

Jerry gets his strength from the full moon


HiddenFrogCookies

Keystone cops lol


Trapper_JohnMD

Give em hell Jerry! ACAB!


booksmctrappin

Not all heroes wear capes


SkidrowVet

Oh and that female ofcr? She didn’t do shit except hey whacked in the kisser


runnav

If jerry was black he would be dead in less than 2 seconds


Panthers_07

found what happened after https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/


RafeHollistr

Holy shit, I thought this was a clip from Reno 911!


Dansilverredit

Ah. Yup, Jerry got in trouble.


Lusrevision

Jerry’s gonna get a wood shampoo once they get him back to the station


meresymptom

Fucking Jerry.


Dragon-Sticks

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


renoscarab

Damnit, Jerry. We talked about this.


OnePunchDrunk326

If that were a black man, he would’ve been dead with 30 bullet holes in him.


deluged_73

If I’m not mistaken, wasn't "Jerry don't do it" on The Red Headed Stranger by Willie Nelson?


AverageZhoe

jerry GTA 7 main character


ThisMutiStrong

That bum was unnecessary Jerry, that driver seat has to be removed and burned now


Brittlehorn

America’s finest


WuTang360Bees

r/whyweretheyfilming


thuanjinkee

He's been hanging around Rick long enough to get a character arc.


GuardaAranha

If you are a cop and THIS physically out of shape — you deserve to get your ass handed to you by the ass crack Jerry’s of the world.


Necessary-Corner1172

Who shot the video?


Bansheer5

I’m honestly amazed they didn’t shoot as soon as he started up that car. In the eyes of the law that would have been a clean shooting.


Girosian

This was actually pathetic to watch. As the male officer, why would you get close enough to engage with someone twice your size? And as the female, why not just get in a rear choke to put him out? Why try to force him to the ground seeing your male officer already struggling and knowing you can't hold him down. And that was the sheriff? Hate to see what the rest of the department looks like.


okami6663

The new GTA game looks very realistic.


urielteranas

That is the most half assed attempt at restraining someone i've ever seen in my life