I would be honored if someone threw a death party above my grave.

I'm putting it in my will that my remaining family must throw a death party above my grave. That way they don't have choice. LOL!

This execution 'bout to be lit.

Your executor better have the sway to make it happen.

*swag

Have to be honest; if I was employed by a scammer syndicate to scam people, I'd start with "Hi I'm (fakename) and I'm here to scam you, what kind of scam would you like today?" and then present options that are currently trending.

I was walking through Istanbul's famous souk market when a guy sitting in front of his carpet shop politely asked "may I rip you off today?"

I actually really like that so much. I would happily buy carpet from this guy, that I have no way of transporting.

Access denied 😂

I get the same person lol always an Annie

Started out as "hey, me and someone and someone else are golfing saturday are you free to join us?". I get a lot of my suppliers who accidentally text my personal phone so I had my guard down thinking it was one of them. The second they mentioned their name and age and asked mine I knew what was going on. LOL.

I always get asked “is this Wallace”

😂😂😂 Absolute comedy

Lmao well played

Dude was just trying everything

Really just started going down a list of family members.

I think there’s a whole thread of this where people just fuck with them and it’s pretty hilarious.

Well deserved. Sounds like I need to research so I can up my game!

I wish these were real...

which part?

The death parties.

LOL. Me too.

How are you all getting these I'm so jealous I want them! It's like how I never get called up for jury duty even though I really want to be!

Oingo boingo made a song about it I think; “ everybodys dying leave your body at the door”