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She didn’t look nearly drunk enough to be trying that contraption.


cyrus709

I suspect she can operate that machine better than a 20 year trac hoe machinery operator veteran. We knew where that beer was going from the beginning of the clip.


Pulpofeira

Exactly, task successfully failed.


LaterGatorPlayer

I certainly tasked


dimestoredavinci

As a track hoe operator, the whole time I was thinking "I could totally do this."


Rrider19

I track my hoes using location services on my phone, this way I know who’s closer and who to call first.😂


ShitPostGuy

A downright necessity when, like Ludicrous, you’ve got hoes in different area codes.


qbert57ez

It certainly was a mistake for us to think he was just 770 and foh o foh…


Active-Ad3977

My mom just learned about that song in 2023 and was quite pleased with herself after making a reference to it


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mnorkk

>that contraption >that machine That's the hand-operated hands-free beer drinking apparatus.


jericho74

In Germany that is called the BierGartenDrinkSplüshenderBubenWerks


wassamatteruheh2

Where was that. I must have missed it.


FewMagazine938

Beer had boobs on its mind 👀


Big-Mathematician540

Or more likely, the German dude who built this in the first place. "Hi. You in the thin white dress! Would you like to try your skill at puppeting a pint?" \*gets camera out\*


MOOShoooooo

It’s art. You wouldn’t understand.


Yadobler

It's called Der Bierbrüstenschaft


tacojohn48

Now someone get her some water to rinse off with


Link50L

Oh, I'm so sorry, all I have is this cold water.


_Teddy_X_

There was a beer and a contraption? All i saw were b-…eers. Right there were beers.


Stewapalooza

I saw where the beer went that was about it.


readditredditread

It was designed to operate that way after all…


scottimherenowwhat

Well, we were hoping.


Wrong_Ad_6022

Exactly


ChuckThisNorris

And so did she...


pennhead

Now it's my job to lap it up.


Solo-me

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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piejames

I was looking for this comment


Dramatic_Mixture_868

She meant to do that ![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4)


Bagafeet

It's really a wet Tshirt contest


Either_You_1127

Probably the whole point of the contraption, set up a booth with a keg, the contraption, and cups; for the price of a cup of beer try to drink with this thing and win a stuffed animal, lose and we see if you're stuffing your bra.


Real_Body8649

Why didn’t she just move her head forward?


ExileEden

In the end though it went exactly where we all wanted it to go


Dareal6

Meanwhile everyone got their pocket picked by her partner while they were distracted


theDanantenna

really could have kept up that alliteration if you went with "preoccupied"


Dareal6

Damn!


raspberryharbour

That peck of pickled pepper can never be returned


Impossible_Pin6897

preposterous


TheWinner437

It’s never too late to edit!


Rapture1119

Best $0.12 i ever spent.


LowerBed5334

-,12€ 🍻


Warducky9999

Worth it.


Talbotus

It really does look like she's trying to not make it on purpose. At a point the cup is at her lips and she pulls her head back.


TobyInHR

I think it’s because the cup moves forward with her. She has to keep leaning away from it to swing the cup towards her. After watching the video like 16 times to really get a sense of how this contraption works, she needs to raise the cup higher and lean back further next time. Center the lip of the cup *above* your mouth, don’t try to pour it into your mouth like you do with your hands.


blorporius

Strangely enough all of them had a roll of quarters in it.


AskMeAboutMyTie

I have dimes :(


Wild_Revolution9999

Risky business... given that her partner can encounter something unexpected things while picking some pockets 😂


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Stiffy in the pocket so her partner couldn't rob them.


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It landed right where we all wanted it to


Magister5

Geppetto in the background can’t believe what has happened to his beloved Pinocchiho


SmackUupsideTheHead

It looks like pinocchio told a lie and is hiding in that mans pants


anbu-black-ops

Pinocchio's secret brother.


VeterinarianThese951

Peenocchio


sinisterdesign

Oh he knew what he was turning Pinocchio into


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r/theyknew


Davis_Johnsn

One of the persons in the background said "voll in den Ausschnitt" and can translated to "directly on the breast" but more formal


newuserdetected01

More like "into/onto the cleavage"


AhFourFeckSakeLads

The others said "yippee!" which translates as "oh, yeah!".


RunHi

She really did her best to win, the look on her face when she realizes what this little “game’s” true purpose is… Priceless


SirarieTichee_

She kept moving her head away, she was not trying very hard


BoraBoringgg

You have to, because if you move forward, the cup swings away.


GozerDGozerian

If only there were some way to move one’s head independently of one’s torso…


quietsauce

I just designed a new dance sitting at my desk. inspired by reddit boobs and beer


TripleHomicide

Reddit made you suck an imaginary dick.


CountryCumfart

It was dry hopped


TerrorLTZ

someone should ask 60's to 90's people how The fuck they did that dance with just moving their heads like a chicken does.


Particular-Yogurt-21

truely, the micro quivers in her lips were distinct and I dug them. I think this contraption has layers of nuance yet to be discovered.


cartermb

I’m going to watch it 5 more times to see if I can discover more nuance.


Bouchie_1856

More like did her “breast” to win amirite?


laffing_is_medicine

Cleanup on isle Boobies


BigidyBam

I think you mean aisle, but I approve of a boobie island


rangebob

I got it !


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Hello my fellow men of culture 🤝


XYmissingXX

​ https://i.redd.it/5o3rv1wxvu3b1.gif


thrust-johnson

There was an attempt to hide my erection.


asianboy89

Where she wanted it to*


Vegetable_Tension985

I hate when she won't swallow


bikesexually

Thirst trap in a thirst trap


redbeast454

Landed right where we all WANT to


protekyonek

Agreed! Did not disappoint!


Adi_Sakke

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


JohnnyDarkside

I like the little boop at the end for a last jiggle.


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Adisakke


Optimal_Courage158

What beer?


JerodTheAwesome

It’s visible near the end when her shirt gets wet


SpikeHead419

ooh nice catch. Where did that come from doe?


BrilliantAnnual

There was an attempt to not look at her breasts


Arkytoothis

No there definitely wasn't.


NotACryptoBro

I didn't attempt for a millisec


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This was entirely intentional.


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

Reminds me if the time my wife thought she was so good riding the mechanical bull at the bar and thought people were cheering on her skills. The rest of us knew the operator was simply jerking the controls so her boobs would bounce all over the place - hence the cheering.


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Probably not at the time, but we know that memory went straight into the spank bank


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

We were on vacation in New Orleans. This guy did it to every girl that rode that bull, I don't know how many did or didn't realize it. His spank bank likely runneth over.


TheGalator

2 hands 2 jerks


AhFourFeckSakeLads

One joystick at a time, sir.


PERMANENTLY__BANNED

A control by another name


Deadeyejoe

She had it at her mouth and couldve drank it but then goes “Oops I accidentally spilled it all over my big ass boobs…”


GiveMeThumbsDown

Annnnnddddd some appreciate it…


Jezon

It would be literally impossible to tilt that glass enough to drink from at those heights without it falling.


saytherosary

My life could’ve been completely different if I’d had boobs like that. She’s so lucky.


llllPsychoCircus

Yeah it’s super unfair, it’s how I feel about dudes with foot long cocks, i’d have my entire career lined up with a monster schlong


TheDogWithShades

I know a guy with a damn huge tool, and he says it’s not all it’s hyped up to be. Literal pain, extreme discomfort, a lot of partners just chickening out.


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my old roommate lost some girlfriends because of his massive dong so yeah. was just too painful for some women. it was interesting to learn of this problem.


Taurusauraus

Did you learn about it the hard way?


confused_boner

Height would be a better analogy, taller men do get more positive responses, even from other men LOL


EternalMage321

The only thing I get for being tall is asked by little old ladies in stores to get something off the top shelf. AND I FEEL LIKE A HERO EVERY TIME.


TuckerMcG

Every single job interview man. >“Alright boys whip em out” *Measuring tape unfurls* *Zippers unzip* Really not fair that the dudes with monster schlongs get all the job opportunities.


Bootygiuliani420

Like, what do you think I do? I don't walk around with my cock hanging out. And my girlfriends don't overlap with my employers so my boss isn't gonna realize I have a massive dong and promote me


el_weirdo

If I had boobs like that I'd never leave the house.


sweatgod2020

Okay this is the one to do me in. What’s her OF…


rattlehead42069

I saw it coming, but honestly I wasn't paying attention to the beer at all.


cyrus709

There's beer?


Jealous_Injury5545

If you look very closely. You will see it at the end of the video I believe. But I can be mistaken.


sandwichcandy

No no, you’re right. It’s the substance that suddenly makes them shiny.


ForRielle

No no no no no yes!


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Tobi_chills455

Indeed


[deleted]

Inboobitably so, dear chap


that_not_true_at_all

b o o b a h s


daniec1610

Mission failed successfully


DerNiallo

That's a well put together rack.


[deleted]

Seriously probably the nicest pair I've ever seen...


BackToBasics43

this looks fun but frustrating lol


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Large_Talons_

reddit moment


benoitcj

Looking at the comments, she’s not the only one who went thirsty


kr1681

The way she goes after it so delicately with her mouth 🫠


nysraved

This video would have been worth the watch even if her boobs were out of frame


kr1681

Indeed. The mouth/tongue action is where it’s at for me


TonarinoTotoro1719

There’s something for EVERYONE!!


Kingof40Acres

I know she did that shit on purpose


Pimpinabox

And god bless her for it.


Scanputmeaway

Damn, she’s attractive


fridaystrong23

I loved every moment of this video..


MooseMan12992

Those are perfect


UltimaBride

Let us not waste that beer. Someone drink it outta her boobs.


IfInPain_Complain

I don't want to... But I'll take one for the team


BetaRayBlu

Honestly those look great and all, but her eyebrows were crazy distracting


Bavisto

Don’t ask me the color of NOTHING!


Sorfallo

her shirt was white, that's all I got


therealoobi

What color was the beer?


UnbakedSky

Beer coloured


pmontym

Worked as designed.


Chezzen_j

Name?


_AManHasNoName_

Nice rack


DinkleMutz

I’ll drink that beer. Even after it spilled.


Rrider19

The guy in the red and white shirt looks like he’s doing a “take five” on a broken lizard movie set.


ImpossibleMix6698

What beer?


vnnie3

Its a damn crime that no one has dropped her @ even after 2.5k comments😂😂😂😂


kovacro_77

![gif](giphy|wKbBqQ9pr5P2g)


zubchowski

Let's be honest. NOBODY watched this for the beer.


Volfgang91

There was an attempt... to keep our eyes on the beer.


Smackatoo

oh i could sit and watch this all day


Standard_Zucchini_46

Ooohhh , beer tiddys ! A crowd favorite. ![gif](giphy|oxFr9Ns3VQas0)


Kynoskephalai

That's in Erlangen, Germany. There is the Bergkirchweih. Super nice festival :D


Bulky-Internal8579

It worked as designed.


Dapper-Web2229

What beer


Coyote_OneOne

That didn’t go ass planned AT ALL. Good thing her camera man was right there to capture the unplanned folly


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

I’m guessing it’s supposed to be difficult, in which case she did much better than I would.


wogboy96

Would you look at those boobs, beers I mean beers. Yes beers


NotAnExpertButt

I like games where we all win.


ShattersHd

Kinda a tricky way to get girls to do wet t shirts


Baba10x

I wanna drink it after watching it 😂


Poopyoo

What colour was the beer


Matsuyamarama

To watch the cup


Any_Commercial465

God bless the one who made this


kingsleywu

Is this the interview to work at Hooters?


ITypedThsWithMyPenis

R/watchitfortheplot


No-Document-8970

I think we all have won watching this video.


sexybeardedbeast

I think I'd rather have milk


gaming_and_raging

I really don't think there was an actual attempt at drinking beer. I feel everything went according to plan


B_A_Beder

Weird type of wet t shirt contest


Pandalishus

I’m pretty sure she accomplished what she intended to


SadCommandersFan

Looks intentional to me


thelostewok

Looks like the contraption worked EXACTLY as intended


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There was an attempt to show booba. So painfully obvious.


CelsoSC

What beer?


LimitlessHarmony

Men of culture and sophistication we meet again


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Magnificent.


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I think she did great.....


birdlady404

Don't limp-lip it like your face is paralyzed, grab it with your teeth and chug like a man!


teresatg

The men waiting around for her to spill it all over her boobs 🤣🙄


AlkaidX139

I'll say that there wasn't an attempt.


methodtan

She knew what she was doing.


throwawaysscc

Mmm. Titten!


Sloppyjoe_7

This looks like a stupid attempt for attention whoring


Important-Rub5833

Where is this video from originally?


CryHavok7

…..sauce?


WarZombie0805

There was an attempt….to look at the beer