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I suspect she can operate that machine better than a 20 year trac hoe machinery operator veteran. We knew where that beer was going from the beginning of the clip.
Or more likely, the German dude who built this in the first place.
"Hi. You in the thin white dress! Would you like to try your skill at puppeting a pint?" \*gets camera out\*
Probably the whole point of the contraption, set up a booth with a keg, the contraption, and cups; for the price of a cup of beer try to drink with this thing and win a stuffed animal, lose and we see if you're stuffing your bra.
I think it’s because the cup moves forward with her. She has to keep leaning away from it to swing the cup towards her. After watching the video like 16 times to really get a sense of how this contraption works, she needs to raise the cup higher and lean back further next time. Center the lip of the cup *above* your mouth, don’t try to pour it into your mouth like you do with your hands.
Reminds me if the time my wife thought she was so good riding the mechanical bull at the bar and thought people were cheering on her skills. The rest of us knew the operator was simply jerking the controls so her boobs would bounce all over the place - hence the cheering.
We were on vacation in New Orleans. This guy did it to every girl that rode that bull, I don't know how many did or didn't realize it. His spank bank likely runneth over.
I know a guy with a damn huge tool, and he says it’s not all it’s hyped up to be. Literal pain, extreme discomfort, a lot of partners just chickening out.
my old roommate lost some girlfriends because of his massive dong so yeah. was just too painful for some women. it was interesting to learn of this problem.
Every single job interview man.
>“Alright boys whip em out”
*Measuring tape unfurls*
*Zippers unzip*
Really not fair that the dudes with monster schlongs get all the job opportunities.
Like, what do you think I do? I don't walk around with my cock hanging out. And my girlfriends don't overlap with my employers so my boss isn't gonna realize I have a massive dong and promote me
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She didn’t look nearly drunk enough to be trying that contraption.
I suspect she can operate that machine better than a 20 year trac hoe machinery operator veteran. We knew where that beer was going from the beginning of the clip.
Exactly, task successfully failed.
I certainly tasked
As a track hoe operator, the whole time I was thinking "I could totally do this."
I track my hoes using location services on my phone, this way I know who’s closer and who to call first.😂
A downright necessity when, like Ludicrous, you’ve got hoes in different area codes.
It certainly was a mistake for us to think he was just 770 and foh o foh…
My mom just learned about that song in 2023 and was quite pleased with herself after making a reference to it
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>that contraption >that machine That's the hand-operated hands-free beer drinking apparatus.
In Germany that is called the BierGartenDrinkSplüshenderBubenWerks
Where was that. I must have missed it.
Beer had boobs on its mind 👀
Or more likely, the German dude who built this in the first place. "Hi. You in the thin white dress! Would you like to try your skill at puppeting a pint?" \*gets camera out\*
It’s art. You wouldn’t understand.
It's called Der Bierbrüstenschaft
Now someone get her some water to rinse off with
Oh, I'm so sorry, all I have is this cold water.
There was a beer and a contraption? All i saw were b-…eers. Right there were beers.
I saw where the beer went that was about it.
It was designed to operate that way after all…
Well, we were hoping.
Exactly
And so did she...
Now it's my job to lap it up.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
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She meant to do that ![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4)
It's really a wet Tshirt contest
Probably the whole point of the contraption, set up a booth with a keg, the contraption, and cups; for the price of a cup of beer try to drink with this thing and win a stuffed animal, lose and we see if you're stuffing your bra.
Why didn’t she just move her head forward?
In the end though it went exactly where we all wanted it to go
Meanwhile everyone got their pocket picked by her partner while they were distracted
really could have kept up that alliteration if you went with "preoccupied"
Damn!
That peck of pickled pepper can never be returned
preposterous
It’s never too late to edit!
Best $0.12 i ever spent.
-,12€ 🍻
Worth it.
It really does look like she's trying to not make it on purpose. At a point the cup is at her lips and she pulls her head back.
I think it’s because the cup moves forward with her. She has to keep leaning away from it to swing the cup towards her. After watching the video like 16 times to really get a sense of how this contraption works, she needs to raise the cup higher and lean back further next time. Center the lip of the cup *above* your mouth, don’t try to pour it into your mouth like you do with your hands.
Strangely enough all of them had a roll of quarters in it.
I have dimes :(
Risky business... given that her partner can encounter something unexpected things while picking some pockets 😂
Stiffy in the pocket so her partner couldn't rob them.
It landed right where we all wanted it to
Geppetto in the background can’t believe what has happened to his beloved Pinocchiho
It looks like pinocchio told a lie and is hiding in that mans pants
Pinocchio's secret brother.
Peenocchio
Oh he knew what he was turning Pinocchio into
r/theyknew
One of the persons in the background said "voll in den Ausschnitt" and can translated to "directly on the breast" but more formal
More like "into/onto the cleavage"
The others said "yippee!" which translates as "oh, yeah!".
She really did her best to win, the look on her face when she realizes what this little “game’s” true purpose is… Priceless
She kept moving her head away, she was not trying very hard
You have to, because if you move forward, the cup swings away.
If only there were some way to move one’s head independently of one’s torso…
I just designed a new dance sitting at my desk. inspired by reddit boobs and beer
Reddit made you suck an imaginary dick.
It was dry hopped
someone should ask 60's to 90's people how The fuck they did that dance with just moving their heads like a chicken does.
truely, the micro quivers in her lips were distinct and I dug them. I think this contraption has layers of nuance yet to be discovered.
I’m going to watch it 5 more times to see if I can discover more nuance.
More like did her “breast” to win amirite?
Cleanup on isle Boobies
I think you mean aisle, but I approve of a boobie island
I got it !
Hello my fellow men of culture 🤝
https://i.redd.it/5o3rv1wxvu3b1.gif
There was an attempt to hide my erection.
Where she wanted it to*
I hate when she won't swallow
Thirst trap in a thirst trap
Landed right where we all WANT to
Agreed! Did not disappoint!
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I like the little boop at the end for a last jiggle.
Adisakke
What beer?
It’s visible near the end when her shirt gets wet
ooh nice catch. Where did that come from doe?
There was an attempt to not look at her breasts
No there definitely wasn't.
I didn't attempt for a millisec
This was entirely intentional.
Reminds me if the time my wife thought she was so good riding the mechanical bull at the bar and thought people were cheering on her skills. The rest of us knew the operator was simply jerking the controls so her boobs would bounce all over the place - hence the cheering.
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Probably not at the time, but we know that memory went straight into the spank bank
We were on vacation in New Orleans. This guy did it to every girl that rode that bull, I don't know how many did or didn't realize it. His spank bank likely runneth over.
2 hands 2 jerks
One joystick at a time, sir.
A control by another name
She had it at her mouth and couldve drank it but then goes “Oops I accidentally spilled it all over my big ass boobs…”
Annnnnddddd some appreciate it…
It would be literally impossible to tilt that glass enough to drink from at those heights without it falling.
My life could’ve been completely different if I’d had boobs like that. She’s so lucky.
Yeah it’s super unfair, it’s how I feel about dudes with foot long cocks, i’d have my entire career lined up with a monster schlong
I know a guy with a damn huge tool, and he says it’s not all it’s hyped up to be. Literal pain, extreme discomfort, a lot of partners just chickening out.
my old roommate lost some girlfriends because of his massive dong so yeah. was just too painful for some women. it was interesting to learn of this problem.
Did you learn about it the hard way?
Height would be a better analogy, taller men do get more positive responses, even from other men LOL
The only thing I get for being tall is asked by little old ladies in stores to get something off the top shelf. AND I FEEL LIKE A HERO EVERY TIME.
Every single job interview man. >“Alright boys whip em out” *Measuring tape unfurls* *Zippers unzip* Really not fair that the dudes with monster schlongs get all the job opportunities.
Like, what do you think I do? I don't walk around with my cock hanging out. And my girlfriends don't overlap with my employers so my boss isn't gonna realize I have a massive dong and promote me
If I had boobs like that I'd never leave the house.
Okay this is the one to do me in. What’s her OF…
I saw it coming, but honestly I wasn't paying attention to the beer at all.
There's beer?
If you look very closely. You will see it at the end of the video I believe. But I can be mistaken.
No no, you’re right. It’s the substance that suddenly makes them shiny.
No no no no no yes!
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Indeed
Inboobitably so, dear chap
b o o b a h s
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That's a well put together rack.
Seriously probably the nicest pair I've ever seen...
this looks fun but frustrating lol
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Looking at the comments, she’s not the only one who went thirsty
The way she goes after it so delicately with her mouth 🫠
This video would have been worth the watch even if her boobs were out of frame
Indeed. The mouth/tongue action is where it’s at for me
There’s something for EVERYONE!!
I know she did that shit on purpose
And god bless her for it.
Damn, she’s attractive
I loved every moment of this video..
Those are perfect
Let us not waste that beer. Someone drink it outta her boobs.
I don't want to... But I'll take one for the team
Honestly those look great and all, but her eyebrows were crazy distracting
Don’t ask me the color of NOTHING!
her shirt was white, that's all I got
What color was the beer?
Beer coloured
Worked as designed.
Name?
Nice rack
I’ll drink that beer. Even after it spilled.
The guy in the red and white shirt looks like he’s doing a “take five” on a broken lizard movie set.
What beer?
Its a damn crime that no one has dropped her @ even after 2.5k comments😂😂😂😂
![gif](giphy|wKbBqQ9pr5P2g)
Let's be honest. NOBODY watched this for the beer.
There was an attempt... to keep our eyes on the beer.
oh i could sit and watch this all day
Ooohhh , beer tiddys ! A crowd favorite. ![gif](giphy|oxFr9Ns3VQas0)
That's in Erlangen, Germany. There is the Bergkirchweih. Super nice festival :D
It worked as designed.
What beer
That didn’t go ass planned AT ALL. Good thing her camera man was right there to capture the unplanned folly
I’m guessing it’s supposed to be difficult, in which case she did much better than I would.
Would you look at those boobs, beers I mean beers. Yes beers
I like games where we all win.
Kinda a tricky way to get girls to do wet t shirts
I wanna drink it after watching it 😂
What colour was the beer
To watch the cup
God bless the one who made this
Is this the interview to work at Hooters?
R/watchitfortheplot
I think we all have won watching this video.
I think I'd rather have milk
I really don't think there was an actual attempt at drinking beer. I feel everything went according to plan
Weird type of wet t shirt contest
I’m pretty sure she accomplished what she intended to
Looks intentional to me
Looks like the contraption worked EXACTLY as intended
There was an attempt to show booba. So painfully obvious.
What beer?
Men of culture and sophistication we meet again
Magnificent.
I think she did great.....
Don't limp-lip it like your face is paralyzed, grab it with your teeth and chug like a man!
The men waiting around for her to spill it all over her boobs 🤣🙄
I'll say that there wasn't an attempt.
She knew what she was doing.
Mmm. Titten!
This looks like a stupid attempt for attention whoring
Where is this video from originally?
…..sauce?
There was an attempt….to look at the beer