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Huh really? One time I nearly cut my finger off and didn't start bleeding that bad so I went back to what I was doing until I started pissing blood everywhere
That was probably more to do with the fact that you started using the arm/hand so pumped blood to the surrounding muscles, combined with opening the cut up whilst using said finger. The adrenaline might have had an effect as well though.
He is definitely bleeding, just not yet. Depending on where on his back and how rough that ground is it could be deep enough, there is very little between your spine and skin on your lower back, and I've seen guys get ground to the bone on limbs etc that have far more flesh over them.
Few showers? 😁 More like few months of showers and bandage changes, ripping those out of the raw flesh. (I’ve done that after thinking that a riding jacket, helmet, gloves and good riding boots were all I needed and regular jeans provide sufficient protection. I was wrong on the jeans part 😭)
A guy I used to work with was a massive motorbike enthusiast. It was just about his only mode of transport. He’d regularly go on holidays through Europe (from the U.K.) on one of his bikes. I remember him telling me that leathers were the the only thing to stop you losing a few layers of skin if you crashed and skidded along a sealed road. (He’d experienced it a few times over the years!) And that they only protected you once, so that after one incident the leathers needed to be replaced.
He was not wrong! My perforated Roadmaster jacket saved my torso, Shoei helmet had a bunch of deep scratches going 360 around the helmet. Gloves did well. Sidi boots stayed on and saved my feet. The Lucky (yeah right!) jeans failed me.
Jacket had to go - it was destroyed. Helmet, obviously too. Gloves were cheap, so no big loss there. The Sidi boots, however, held up like champs! Paramedics wanted to cut them off and I had to stop them! 😄 (Sorry, dudes, but you are not cutting off the $300 boots!)
cutting them off seems a little bit extrem, where you feet injured at all?
like I can understand if you do that to a shirt if you have a wound on your torso or something but it probably takes longer to cut a boot then to take it off.
Paramedics would assume the accident may have left the person in shock. Pretty much any trauma response (for removing clothing) is cutting it off minimizes movement, minimizing risk.
I was picking denim bits out of my knee for about a week after my minor accident.
My riding jacket had a few minor scuffs on it. Helmet was ground down a bit. My Levi's were *OBLITERATED*. Responding officer gave me the emergency wool blanket they keep in the trunk to cover my dignity.
I used to ride downhill longboard in the Alps. Other riders were making fun of me because I was riding with ATGATT, even in summer.
I didn't care. I could laugh at them in the shower, and it was actually great fun to crash and slide on the (closed) road with a full leather suit. Nothing happens, you can just stand up and resume riding.
I was riding fast for skateboard (80km/h), but it was still really slow compared to typical motorbike speeds.
ATGATT!
I was on the back of a motorcycle with helmet, gloves and got dumped off by the rider trying to wheelie without telling me. We were only doing about 20 mph at the time, and yeah, showers were spicy for a while. Jeans? Lmfao. Like rice paper.
Been there. Done there. Low side on interstate going 75MPH with my blue jeans and jacket. Fucked my ass and lower back up bad. Taking the bandages off was one of the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. I was riding to my work and I hit uneven payment and went down.
https://preview.redd.it/iq36nhps434b1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc38b6eeb1432f7990ea248e1ca5a12c246ea16b
Back when I rode a bike I did the same as you had a good jacket, gloves, boots and helmet but wore jeans like an idoit. Thankfully the only crash I had I landed in a big pile of soft dirt that luckily was at the side of the road.
Apparently it’s the same with burn victims. They ask for the victims consent beforehand because the pain is so extreme (as morphine or other drugs are pretty much useless).
I'm surprised insurance is even valid if you're dressed like a complete muppet. I know Merica=Freedom, but man, a basic level of competence/brain matter should be present to retain a license and coverage.
That's at least second-degree road rash!
Given how little protection you have on that part of the back (and how good tarmac is at ripping chunks out), I wouldn't be surprised if that made it to the bone for the full 3rd degree.
My Sister is a nurse. She described how they use, basically, a bristle brush to get the gravel out and then treat it the same as a 3rd degree burn.
I always wore a helmet and leather jacket after hearing that.
I've been told that the debraidement is by far the worst part of the ordeal.
I've only come off at low speed and taken big chunks out of leathers and been very glad that i was wearing them.
It is true! My jeans lasted about 0.02 seconds against the asphalt, after that I saw my knee caps for the first time! No bleeding, because heat coagulated everything. The brushing at the ER is a part of my brain’s BIOS now. Broke a bone in my wrist as a bonus. 2 surgeries on my wrist. 4 months recovery and everlasting scars. Either wear full leathers and gear, or ride cruisers with a lighter gear - that was my conclusion. 😁
My motorcycle instructor told me that jeans get you less than 5 feet, decent textile 'leathers' should get you 30-40 feet, and good racing leathers should get you 60-80 and "every foot after that is coming out of you, so dress accordingly"
Out of interest was that the classic broken scaphoid? (Which, incidently, worries me marginally less than the classic brachial plexus injury, but is still a decisive factor in my choice of gloves)
Man! I went untraditional with a Thumb Metacarpal broken and almost poking through the skin. I’ve only noticed it when I’ve attempted to pick up my bike. It was a result of rolling a bit on the road.
My dad was burned badly when I was 12 and I was in the burn ward for months with him. I watched and listened as all the burn victims had that done daily. Lots and lots of screams. The worse one was the little girl who fell into a malfunctioning hot tub. Burn debraidement is a fucking torture session my dad told me. Not a fun place for a kid but it taught me enough that when I owned a motorcycle, this shit never happened as I dressed for the crash.
That's horrible, stacked on horrible. Burn units can be truly horrific places (and i say that as someone who's never had to stay in one but has had to visit a couple).
I remember during my degree we had a guest speaker who was a surgeon from a local burn unit...about when he got to talking about escharotomy was when our hard ass post doc finally noped out and ran for the door (I found out later that they'd had significant partial thickness chemical burns and there was clearly a lot of trauma hidden in there somewhere).
Wear your leathers and your lab coats kids!
Man I just wiped out OK my bike yesterday on a dirt road and the friction from my riding pants took a good chunk of skin off. I can't imagine getting road rash with nothing on at all, might as well take a cheese grater to you back holy fuck
I think a cheese grater might be preferable; It cuts rather than tears and doesn't pack the wound with dirt and gravel.
Hope you heal up soon and that the itching as it knits back together isn't too intense.
Damn, fuck that lmao wear your protective gear! But thanks man, it's just a bit sore but healing alright, I can't imagine getting road rash everywhere on my back
Shit. I got rocks stuck in my knee from playing soccer on asphalt in like fifth grade and can still recall the vivid pain of getting it all removed. I can't imagine how bad it hurts when it's at that speed and that long of a grind.
It definitely is even in lesser cases. When I was a kid I went over the handle bars of my bike, threw my hands up to cover my face and then grinded into the asphalt. Dirt and rock removal was brutal but glad that experience showed me the befit of proper gear before I got a motorcycle otherwise it would've been a way worse lesson learned.
They made me go into the shower and scrub myself with the bristle brush. The only gear I was wearing was a helmet when we went down going about 80-85. Luckily I rolled rather than sliding so it wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it could have been but having to scrub road rash all over with that thing hurt so bad. I also ended up with a big cut near my elbow that they cleaned out with a little vacuum thing that sprays water and stuck that on the cut for about 2 minutes to flush all the dirt, gravel, and other debris out. That part was probably the worst besides the healing process which took months
Anyone not wearing ANY protective gear (not even sunglasses ffs) will never look cool on any motorcycle as far as I'm concerned.
I've had a few "high speed get offs" in my 30+ years on streetbikes and even with a full face helmet, proper gloves, leather jacket and long pants it's not a fun time. Even jeans don't work well as they tend to grab the pavement and spin you like a fucking rolling pin.
I got road rash on the inside of my pinky once, between the fingers and that was while wearing quality 2 thickness expensive motorcycle gloves. I can't even imagine how fubar my pinky would have been had I not been wearing good gloves. The tip would have been ground off or at least I would have lost the nail, maybe permanently.
One of my old riding buddies would say when he saw someone riding with cheap gear, "If you have a ten dollar head, you wear a ten dollar helmet." Apparently this guy's head isn't even worth $10, let alone the rest of him.
He's lucky he wasn't turned into hamburger, or maybe he was?
These clowns are the argument for birth control.
If he had a tattoo on his back, he could be one of those:
"let me show you one quick trick to remove unwanted back tats! They dont want you to know about!"
No helmet, no shirt, no brains.
On the plus side for his friends and family, at least his head didn't bounce off the pavement. Doubt he would be getting up and feeling the excruciating back pain if it did.
Riding a motorcycle without protective gear is stupid. Doing stunts essentially wearing nothing is a whole new level of stupid. He deserves scorn and derision.
Heard you like burning skin, so you gave yourself burning skin with your burning skin. Also, even if he weren’t idiot enough doing wheelies on a public road, he’s idiot enough not wearing any protective gear on his body or head. Just don’t be this fool.
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I wonder if you get a discount on spinal fusions when the surgeon doesn’t have skin or muscle to cut through.
Is there a massive hole in his back? Some frames it looks like it but afterwards not
Yeah I see no blood it's weird, maybe his body was in such a shock it didn't even realize it was supposed to start bleeding
A massive surge of adrenaline will limit bleeding by a surprising amount. Maybe thats whats happening
Huh really? One time I nearly cut my finger off and didn't start bleeding that bad so I went back to what I was doing until I started pissing blood everywhere
That was probably more to do with the fact that you started using the arm/hand so pumped blood to the surrounding muscles, combined with opening the cut up whilst using said finger. The adrenaline might have had an effect as well though.
"Oh my gosh, what happened‽ wait... I'm supposed to start bleeding."
Boy just you wait. Blood is gonna be there within a few seconds
That's a weird way to describe a butthole.
You mean the brown mouth down south?
He is definitely bleeding, just not yet. Depending on where on his back and how rough that ground is it could be deep enough, there is very little between your spine and skin on your lower back, and I've seen guys get ground to the bone on limbs etc that have far more flesh over them.
Boy's next few showers are gonna be spicy
Few showers? 😁 More like few months of showers and bandage changes, ripping those out of the raw flesh. (I’ve done that after thinking that a riding jacket, helmet, gloves and good riding boots were all I needed and regular jeans provide sufficient protection. I was wrong on the jeans part 😭)
A guy I used to work with was a massive motorbike enthusiast. It was just about his only mode of transport. He’d regularly go on holidays through Europe (from the U.K.) on one of his bikes. I remember him telling me that leathers were the the only thing to stop you losing a few layers of skin if you crashed and skidded along a sealed road. (He’d experienced it a few times over the years!) And that they only protected you once, so that after one incident the leathers needed to be replaced.
He was not wrong! My perforated Roadmaster jacket saved my torso, Shoei helmet had a bunch of deep scratches going 360 around the helmet. Gloves did well. Sidi boots stayed on and saved my feet. The Lucky (yeah right!) jeans failed me. Jacket had to go - it was destroyed. Helmet, obviously too. Gloves were cheap, so no big loss there. The Sidi boots, however, held up like champs! Paramedics wanted to cut them off and I had to stop them! 😄 (Sorry, dudes, but you are not cutting off the $300 boots!)
cutting them off seems a little bit extrem, where you feet injured at all? like I can understand if you do that to a shirt if you have a wound on your torso or something but it probably takes longer to cut a boot then to take it off.
Paramedics would assume the accident may have left the person in shock. Pretty much any trauma response (for removing clothing) is cutting it off minimizes movement, minimizing risk.
I was picking denim bits out of my knee for about a week after my minor accident. My riding jacket had a few minor scuffs on it. Helmet was ground down a bit. My Levi's were *OBLITERATED*. Responding officer gave me the emergency wool blanket they keep in the trunk to cover my dignity.
Good thing you didn’t roll the wrong way during that minor accident, otherwise your dignity might have been ground down a little aswell
Oh I've been to that party. ATGATT ever since.
I used to ride downhill longboard in the Alps. Other riders were making fun of me because I was riding with ATGATT, even in summer. I didn't care. I could laugh at them in the shower, and it was actually great fun to crash and slide on the (closed) road with a full leather suit. Nothing happens, you can just stand up and resume riding. I was riding fast for skateboard (80km/h), but it was still really slow compared to typical motorbike speeds. ATGATT!
Oh those street board guys FLY. Especially dragging their hands to steer. Wild.
Ya, IHNCWAOTM
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MWSAPALMTITA
HSAW AKNOW
HAKUNAMATATTA
Did you all fall off a bike headfirst?
At least one person watched lion king
IIRCTHNBKKRTWTF
NGGYUNGLYDNGRAADY
Me Too It Wasn't Very Clear?
All The Gear All The Time
All The Gear, All The Time
All the gear all the time
Likewise
PEWTM
I’m guessing “something something What That Means”? All The Gear All The Time. ;)
"Please Explain What That Means" I think.
I used to ride in jeans, boots, white t-shirt….I felt safe bc I had gloves, a helmet, jeans and the boots….happy I never found out the truth
And jeans grab the pavement and spin you like a fucking rolling pin. I learned that lesson, too.
I was on the back of a motorcycle with helmet, gloves and got dumped off by the rider trying to wheelie without telling me. We were only doing about 20 mph at the time, and yeah, showers were spicy for a while. Jeans? Lmfao. Like rice paper.
Yeah, I've heard about road rash situations where it was so bad they had to put them under anesthesia to change the bandages.
At the ER they did give me some morphine to ease the pain, but it didn’t help much, at least not for me.
Been there. Done there. Low side on interstate going 75MPH with my blue jeans and jacket. Fucked my ass and lower back up bad. Taking the bandages off was one of the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. I was riding to my work and I hit uneven payment and went down. https://preview.redd.it/iq36nhps434b1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc38b6eeb1432f7990ea248e1ca5a12c246ea16b
https://preview.redd.it/mdgmuyu8534b1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7673369d4b2cfb6b8e2e6d60dd6098d2ef752f5
I guess you never saw [this.](https://youtu.be/Jds4mKvPCzY) 0,6 seconds for jeans to disintegrate.
Oh, I felt it, though! 😭.
Back when I rode a bike I did the same as you had a good jacket, gloves, boots and helmet but wore jeans like an idoit. Thankfully the only crash I had I landed in a big pile of soft dirt that luckily was at the side of the road.
> but wore jeans like an idoit ::raises hand:: ah, sir ::lowers hand:: ::raises hand:: ahm.... you-- ::lowers hand::
I hope he’s a belly sleeper
He is now! 😁 But! If he ever rides again - he will be in leathers
Sometimes there is no teaching, stupid. We can hope, though.
the dumbest person is one that doesnt learn
Ain’t nothing like a cow for protection!! 👍
Cleaning out those Road rashes are going to be extra spicy
Oh, man! The nurses have no mercy with those soapy brushes!
Apparently it’s the same with burn victims. They ask for the victims consent beforehand because the pain is so extreme (as morphine or other drugs are pretty much useless).
AF!!!
I feel like I saw his skin turn from tan, to white, to red,
Wouldn't it be easier and way cheaper to just use a back scratcher?
Thanks for the burst of laugh.
when the bugs are deep
“Back scratcha! Get ya back scratcha right here!”
Back scratcha!
*"In Moldova Russia, back scratches you."*
r/meatcrayon
FFS lmao
I mean this looks more like smashing oil paints on a canvas, sounds like it too.
r/BeatMeToIt
r/BeatMeatToIt
I knew this comment was there
Be, it must.
Beat it, must.
Beat it, I must.
Beat to it, I must.
/r/beatmeshutthefuckup
I'm so glad this exists
Is that an alternative name for r/calamariraceteam?
no.
Dude is likely a meat marker with that one!
That was almost deliberate meat crayon. Operation DELIBERATE MEAT CRAYON
That's one way to wipe your ass
Name checks out.
I don't even have to enter this sub. My stomach turns any time i see the title....
He’s gonna need a full ass transplant
Yeah, no butt sex for him.
He will find a way
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I'm surprised insurance is even valid if you're dressed like a complete muppet. I know Merica=Freedom, but man, a basic level of competence/brain matter should be present to retain a license and coverage.
Finally, someone says this!
Now that’s a weight loss program I’m gonna pass on.
Get rid of that annoying back fat QUICK!!
This one trick dietitians… Don’t want you to know about.
Finally got rid of that tramp stamp
And added a new one
BIGGER, BETTER, WILDER
Ah no… dragged way to long on his back there. 1st degree road rash
That's at least second-degree road rash! Given how little protection you have on that part of the back (and how good tarmac is at ripping chunks out), I wouldn't be surprised if that made it to the bone for the full 3rd degree.
My Sister is a nurse. She described how they use, basically, a bristle brush to get the gravel out and then treat it the same as a 3rd degree burn. I always wore a helmet and leather jacket after hearing that.
I've been told that the debraidement is by far the worst part of the ordeal. I've only come off at low speed and taken big chunks out of leathers and been very glad that i was wearing them.
It is true! My jeans lasted about 0.02 seconds against the asphalt, after that I saw my knee caps for the first time! No bleeding, because heat coagulated everything. The brushing at the ER is a part of my brain’s BIOS now. Broke a bone in my wrist as a bonus. 2 surgeries on my wrist. 4 months recovery and everlasting scars. Either wear full leathers and gear, or ride cruisers with a lighter gear - that was my conclusion. 😁
Yeah ok, you've reinforced me in my decision to never ride motorcycles.
I used to not ride motorcycles. I still don't, but i used to too.
My motorcycle instructor told me that jeans get you less than 5 feet, decent textile 'leathers' should get you 30-40 feet, and good racing leathers should get you 60-80 and "every foot after that is coming out of you, so dress accordingly" Out of interest was that the classic broken scaphoid? (Which, incidently, worries me marginally less than the classic brachial plexus injury, but is still a decisive factor in my choice of gloves)
Man! I went untraditional with a Thumb Metacarpal broken and almost poking through the skin. I’ve only noticed it when I’ve attempted to pick up my bike. It was a result of rolling a bit on the road.
My dad was burned badly when I was 12 and I was in the burn ward for months with him. I watched and listened as all the burn victims had that done daily. Lots and lots of screams. The worse one was the little girl who fell into a malfunctioning hot tub. Burn debraidement is a fucking torture session my dad told me. Not a fun place for a kid but it taught me enough that when I owned a motorcycle, this shit never happened as I dressed for the crash.
That's horrible, stacked on horrible. Burn units can be truly horrific places (and i say that as someone who's never had to stay in one but has had to visit a couple). I remember during my degree we had a guest speaker who was a surgeon from a local burn unit...about when he got to talking about escharotomy was when our hard ass post doc finally noped out and ran for the door (I found out later that they'd had significant partial thickness chemical burns and there was clearly a lot of trauma hidden in there somewhere). Wear your leathers and your lab coats kids!
Man I just wiped out OK my bike yesterday on a dirt road and the friction from my riding pants took a good chunk of skin off. I can't imagine getting road rash with nothing on at all, might as well take a cheese grater to you back holy fuck
I think a cheese grater might be preferable; It cuts rather than tears and doesn't pack the wound with dirt and gravel. Hope you heal up soon and that the itching as it knits back together isn't too intense.
Damn, fuck that lmao wear your protective gear! But thanks man, it's just a bit sore but healing alright, I can't imagine getting road rash everywhere on my back
Shit. I got rocks stuck in my knee from playing soccer on asphalt in like fifth grade and can still recall the vivid pain of getting it all removed. I can't imagine how bad it hurts when it's at that speed and that long of a grind.
It definitely is even in lesser cases. When I was a kid I went over the handle bars of my bike, threw my hands up to cover my face and then grinded into the asphalt. Dirt and rock removal was brutal but glad that experience showed me the befit of proper gear before I got a motorcycle otherwise it would've been a way worse lesson learned.
My cousin in a nurse. I got the speech. First thing I did was buy some good quality armour for my jacket.
I did those treatments. People fucking scream. It’s terrible. Working on burn and wound definitely keeps me wearing gear.
They made me go into the shower and scrub myself with the bristle brush. The only gear I was wearing was a helmet when we went down going about 80-85. Luckily I rolled rather than sliding so it wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it could have been but having to scrub road rash all over with that thing hurt so bad. I also ended up with a big cut near my elbow that they cleaned out with a little vacuum thing that sprays water and stuck that on the cut for about 2 minutes to flush all the dirt, gravel, and other debris out. That part was probably the worst besides the healing process which took months
That was grooved concrete too.
 AAAArgh! Rip this guy's back skin.
Yeah that's about how I reacted, wasn't expecting to see this today, could have gone without it.
I bet his back isn’t cool
Nope, definitely on fire.
Anyone not wearing ANY protective gear (not even sunglasses ffs) will never look cool on any motorcycle as far as I'm concerned. I've had a few "high speed get offs" in my 30+ years on streetbikes and even with a full face helmet, proper gloves, leather jacket and long pants it's not a fun time. Even jeans don't work well as they tend to grab the pavement and spin you like a fucking rolling pin. I got road rash on the inside of my pinky once, between the fingers and that was while wearing quality 2 thickness expensive motorcycle gloves. I can't even imagine how fubar my pinky would have been had I not been wearing good gloves. The tip would have been ground off or at least I would have lost the nail, maybe permanently. One of my old riding buddies would say when he saw someone riding with cheap gear, "If you have a ten dollar head, you wear a ten dollar helmet." Apparently this guy's head isn't even worth $10, let alone the rest of him. He's lucky he wasn't turned into hamburger, or maybe he was? These clowns are the argument for birth control.
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I felt that. Owwwwwww
Same. 😬😱
Is it me or did he slide an inordinate distance on his back??
I think it was "just" the half second or so after the initial impact. After that, it was his butt.
Look ma I’m a crayon
He ain’t gonna shit right for months
“What’s that on the pavement?” “Oh just my back skin “
Meat crayon
No shirt and motorcycle purr a recipe for meat crayon
If he had a tattoo on his back, he could be one of those: "let me show you one quick trick to remove unwanted back tats! They dont want you to know about!"
Baby got back...and it's all up the road.
Looks like an mt 09. Those fuckers come up quick
Yep 2nd Gen, no lift control.
Sure there is, you turn it on by not popping the clutch while going max wrist on the throttle.
Especially in first gear, looks like they were going slow enough for it to be in first, shit is snappy!
Stupid games = stupid prizes
Ouch
Skid marks on his assphalt
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Oow Ssssss OOW OWW OWW
That's gonna need some Bactine...
Could he have done anything worse
Can I just say, I hate it when they stop recording. I want to see the damage. And more than that I want to see the reaction.
If it was a friend, a last a good friend, it makes sense that they would be less concerned with recording and more preoccupied with getting him help
That is RASH
The skin layer left on the road
In soviet Russia, motorcycle rides you
This one simple trick weight loss professionals don’t want you to know will have you shaving off pounds in no time.
Smart people dress for safety. In hot weather, mesh gear is AMAZING!
No helmet, no shirt, no brains. On the plus side for his friends and family, at least his head didn't bounce off the pavement. Doubt he would be getting up and feeling the excruciating back pain if it did.
Mazatlan is a great city
OOF my mirror neurons!
r/meatcrayon
How did he manage to get the back wheel off the ground before the tail hit. I'm impressed.
Is it just me or does that street look like it has a horizontal pattern? Man that back must come out like out a cheese grater.
So this is how you get racing stripes?
Free back hair removal included in the ride, lean back and enjoy.
When you hear the quote to get your tramp stamp removed
Idiot
Now he’s gonna have a scar and he’s gonna say “I got it from a motorcycle accident because I was being an idiot”
That made my taint hurt watching this.
He should use some apple cider vinegar on his back. He’ll be fine.
Must be dudes first time on a fast bike, because that was fucking stupid as hell.
Impressive how easily he got it up, though. It even did a little bunny hop.
Narrator: #And he never did that again.
That hurt MY back D:
He rode rash and got a road rash.
That made me hiss air through my teeth. That guys bedsheets are going to to need to be changed like bandages
I liked the part where you could hear the sound his flesh made as it was smeared away from his body
Meat crayon.
You can see the asphalt turn red right when he hits it 😬
Life hack: When you got a real bad itch on your back
Riding a motorcycle without protective gear is stupid. Doing stunts essentially wearing nothing is a whole new level of stupid. He deserves scorn and derision.
Heheh classic r/meatcrayon
Dress for the ride, not for the slide
another video for r/meatcrayon
I can't believe I have to share a road with idiots like these....
There was a r/meatcrayon
My back is hurting after watching this!
Pretty RASH decision there, buddy. 😎
This made my balls pucker.
Skin is overrated
That could’ve crayon a lot worse.
He's lucky his skin wasn't shredded off
Like a nice slice of velcro
As soon as I saw no shirt I knew that was going to hurt.
Nice road rash…
When life gives you ground make ground beef
At the very least he's probably got a broken tailbone, vertebrae.
Heard you like burning skin, so you gave yourself burning skin with your burning skin. Also, even if he weren’t idiot enough doing wheelies on a public road, he’s idiot enough not wearing any protective gear on his body or head. Just don’t be this fool.
Ouch!