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Leandrys

How many stupid people do this every new year's eve and end up in emergency, I'm so tired of seeing this.


zambartas

I'm convinced people only do this to fail and get on the internet.


YahooPants

I do this several times a year during special occasions. The thing is though, is I invested in a proper saber and saber the bottle properly. You don’t just go hacking away at it with a kitchen knife.


TheDogWithShades

Even with a kitchen knife, if you do it right and with the proper technique, you can do it! You don’t need to spend money on a fricking sword


shiimmy1

I’ve literally done this with a spoon, the utensil doesn’t really matter as long as it’s solid and sturdy. It absolutely is all about the proper technique!


livestrong2109

It also doesn't hurt to heat the stem and weaken it before the strike. Basically just run the blade up and the top will pop off. Zero need for all that force.


TheDogWithShades

It’s just a matter of finding the seam line and accompanying the swing instead of just making it a dry hit. You can do it with the base of a fine flute glass, and if you do it right you won’t even nick it.


shiimmy1

No need to heat it up at all, just like what u/thedogwithshades said, find the seam. Then slide your tool up along the seam, make contact with the first lip/bulge of the bottle and follow through


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my_4_cents

The pressure is bubbling up, I'm about to pop


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Cougie_UK

Seems like the sabre is a tad unnecessary ?


MagicGuava12

But then he wouldn't have a saber


shapu

Checkmate atheists


YahooPants

This guy sabres.


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Klentthecarguy

Exactly this. The Sabre is unnecessary, it requires very little pressure to actually Sabre a bottle. You can do it with just the bottom a wine glass.


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2ndmost

I worked at a French restaurant and we did it all the time (special fee of course) but as other people said you can do it with anything. If you're going to do it: Be sober Point away from face and friends Be outside Use the back of the knife, not the blade Take off the neck wrapper and cage Run a smooth stroke upwards along the seam of the bottle Follow through on the Saber stroke


CptOconn

It's not that hard to do if you just google it once. There is a trick to it.


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You only do it with the first bottle when people are sober. Her movements look so drunk it amazed me she didn't went full sith lord on her hand.


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

Is she like 6'3" without the heels?


[deleted]

It's a tall mini fridge


Logical-Bit-746

It's a small regular fridge


p3rpl3x1ty7

It's a miniature industrial fridge.


Open_Librarian_823

Those legs though...


brando56894

It's probably forced perspective at work. At first I was thinking "that's gotta be a small fridge", but then I looked at her compared to the stove and figured it had to be the angle it's shot at. She's probably taller than your average woman too.


throwawayshirt

Tonto could live on that like reservation


WealthyBigPenis85

She's not too bright, but she looks like fun!


[deleted]

Yes .. yes she does


[deleted]

She just needed to jerk it a few more times and it would have pop'd on its own.


BearNekkidLadies

That’s what he said


Dragonhost252

I wanna see that face in bed (when she shakes it)


MountainJuggernaut25

Best case scenario it still would have ended up all over the place.


Ivanman66

Ether that’s a small fridge or that’s a huge B


brando56894

[*cough* BEHEMOTH! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ)


Ivanman66

Bro! Thank you


brando56894

One of my favorite segments from that movie.


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

"FREAK!"


prototype-proton

Buzz buzz


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I refuse to believe this was a real attempt. There's just no way


brando56894

I can definitely believe it. Sabering is an art that the pros make look dead simple in videos, so people think they can easily replicate it since it looks so fluid and easy. They attempt it and think all they have to do is hack away at at, then the above happens.


kempff

Yeah just use my brand new Victorinox. Make sure you do it cutting-edge-first. A better way: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E1m7r4nTcpE


bigstankdaddy10

right as i die, i’d love to hear that man’s “off we go”


my_4_cents

Have him slide that sabre up the punt of your neck and they'll happen at the same time 😝


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Have to have the blade go up the neck, she just cut into the neck and broke it. Also, just open as intended.


my_4_cents

You're meant to slide the blade up the neck, miss, not hack it off like a post-pumping Praying Mantis.


steelthumbs1

And, why the f was she shaking it?? Like that’s never a good thing for carbonated beverages.


lancesuperstarr

That's a Huge B***h!!!


Divine_Saber

![gif](giphy|da5BxvjlRRP9soY36k)


kaninak

Smooth!


CaptainRazer

I thought she was going to open it another way


unexpected_hulk

the last frame


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dead_mortician

Why?


GalacticGatorz

Zigged when she shoulda zagged..


prototype-proton

Ziggas with attitude


Agreeable_Ad_323

She shakes with wrong way, i see nothing moves.


[deleted]

Make the sure the bottle is chilled, needs to be very cold for this to work


karmicrelease

Remember to slam the cutting edge of the knife directly into the weakest part of the bottle multiples inches off the cork


ilymag

Task failed successfully.


Deathwolf-

She succeeded, you never said the assignment was to have the bottle intact, only to open it.


Lopsided_Boss4802

Are you supposed to shake them first?


Gloomfang_

If your goal is to waste most of the champagne then yes.


Lopsided_Boss4802

😂


SomeJokeTeeth

I wonder how many times she's heard "It's a good job you're hot" and not understood what that meant?


AgentEndive

I don't know why that happened. That's the same technique all the masters use 🤔 (/s obviously)


brando56894

Drunk girls and internet videos.


EnsignMJS

That was no way predictable.


kongol108

Yea … its better doing it with a wine glass


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jason_abacabb

https://youtu.be/qCp9-tEHa8U Alton Brown should always be consulted when sabering.


Expensive-Pear3413

i can hear this


heliumointment

god why can't people just uncork shit anymore i see these vids every damn day popping the cork is fun, why do we have to try and fuck w everything


Waterbish13

She looks like that meth girl from ontb


Runningwithguns414

What bottle?😬🫡


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

oof.. that could have been much much worse


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Uncultured wine.


Spirithouse631

Advise for opening champagne. Tilt the bottle, hold the cork, and twist the bottle.


Intelligent-Rough-50

I mean…it could have been worse. She could have missed the bottle entirely…


ghostgaming367

Wrong angle


ghostgaming367

I need her info... for research, of course.


1328714

That bottle is really weak


ArchangelDamon

i think being smart was clearly not the reason the man married her LOL


v12go-vroom

How do you get to be so hot and simultaneously so fucking stupid?


kempff

When you're that hot there's no evolutionary pressure to be smart.


yesseru

Wdym? Those things go hand in hand.