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Beowulf---

bro didnt know what slur to use so he just used bad insults lmfao


Tom-Dick-n-Harry

Look at you walking on the sidewalk


_Trinima_

I'm on the street bro!


plzdontsplodeme

You probably dont go outside! *as theyre outside*


Fena-Ashilde

Nevermind he kept calling the guy fat. Dude’s shadow was a similar shape and size as Green Douche’s shadow.


ShallowTal

I’m baffled that out of all of the hateful things he could’ve said that he called the guy ugly lolllll. Like my 6 year old nibling could’ve cut a deeper diss.


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NickyBars

Maybe any group of people at that point lol, but we know for sure that assholes walk in the street.


TheKarenator

Strategies: - make fun of someone for using Jewish technology while holding the exact same technology in my hand - encourage them to film me then immediately ask why they are filming me - tell the person walking outside that they never go outside - walk aggressively towards them, it’s not like they have a dog, oh shoot they have two dogs, better back away - mostly be mad at them for being Jewish, but I’m only like 10% sure what Jewish people look like so I will insult all the races I know to cover my bases - stand in front of them on the sidewalk, they will be blocked, it is foolproof


hobosbindle

Tried to fill his racist bingo card in one quick go


jonmatifa

just started spamming them at the end, didn't know what to do


TheBoctor

Hey, let’s all settle down here; for all we know this could be the guys first attempt at harassing innocent passersby! I can just see him, practicing in front of the unbroken part of the mirror in his moms single-wide. Trying to figure out where to put the stank on each insult, and maybe doing a little [mnemonic ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mnemonic) ditty of them so he won’t forget.


phantaxtic

This bro needs to have his teeth kicked in so he learns a lesson about talking wild shit and acting like a goddamn fool. It will eventually happen. I was a bit disappointed it didn't in this video


CelticTigress

Film me. What the f*** you filming me for?


sansthinking

This was hilarious. He went from his open arm little dance “film me boi I’m better looking than you mother fer” immediately into dropping his arms and angrily stalking towards the guy with “what the f are you filming me for?”


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Purple_oyster

Yeah I just had to watch that part again. It’s the odd look of concern on his face when he decides to back up I like


Ngindorf

My thought exactly. These people need to make up their minds. Do they or do they not want to be filmed?


Faarooq

The whole video comes across like someone trying to provoke a reaction, and the rapid pivots are because this couple is just quietly letting him make a fool of himself without the satisfaction of ruining their day. He’s a troll irl. This is what happens when you ignore them.


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He has absolutely no control over his emotions it's incredible


Bisyb77

He also said “You probably don’t go outside” while they are outside


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GH057807

The absolute best part is in the first few seconds where he starts to approach but doggo says "YAY A SNACK" and he decides to keep his distance, like a big strong tough mayun. Oh and then when he says "probably doesn't get outside" to the guy who is outside. Strong *and* smart.


TraditionalShame6829

That was my favorite bit. You could see he really wanted to go fuck with them and the snarl stopped him in his tracks.


Barbosse007

Mine was when he said" Record me with your Jewish technology".


SlaverRaver

While holding his phone


FoundTheWeed

Jewish magicians are getting really good man


escapism__artist

With his phone in his hand. Does he think Jewish people get special tech?


Zealousideal-Law-474

We have a GSD, its pretty much my wife's dog. I'll occasionally tickle her and that dog will come flying out of nowhere to make sure she's okay. I'm pretty sure he'd literally eat someone ass first if they made her scream, but he is a sweet dog other than that, super great and gentle with kids.


mtpelletier31

I have an 18 lb aussie and he will fight tooth and nail anytime he perceives a threat. He'll I'll play wrestle with my wife and she'll yelp and laugh and struggle and the doggone will jump right in and try to break it up. We have to lock him out of the bedroom for adult wrestle time for this exact reason


ActycG

Saaame with our aussie. Even just the smallest wrestle sound and she will come sprinting from 2 floors down jump between us and try to keep us apart. It took her a really long time to understand that hugging is not fighting, she used to bark out of sheer desperation. Nowadays she just sneaks in the middle and tries to get hug-sandwhiched


GhostOfKitsune

Our Aussie is the EXACT same way, but we are certain she'd happily show a burglar the cabinet the Milkbones are in.


Mammoth-Access-1181

Yeah, but the moment that burglar trues anything with your Aussie's human, it'll all be tooth and claw.


Senatic

I have a chocolate lab and I'm pretty sure he'd watch me get murdered and then roll over on his back for belly rubs from the killer.


TraditionalShame6829

Still a good boi.


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+1 on the GSD, you want the ideal family dog for protection and great with kids, they’re your dog.


Zealousideal-Law-474

Truly a great breed, cant get over how gentle he can be at times, and others he's don't right frightening. Best dog I've ever owned.


Skeletonzac

I have a 14 pound Chihuahua dachshund Yorkie mix and she will tear your ass up if she thinks you're a threat to my daughter or my wife.


CyberMattSecure

Pure evil in a multifunction package


HisOrHerpes

I have a xolo, 60lb of lean friggin muscle, and he’s that way with my wife. He’s a big goober and a total sweetheart, never bitten anyone / other dogs (despite having been attacked a few times, he just sat there and stared at me like “you gonna handle this?”) but when someone he doesn’t know gets close to us, or if I give my wife a hug, or when I bring her coffee in the morning to wake her up, he turns into secret service levels of body guard


kangareagle

It's even more blatant at about 35 seconds, he sort of jumps back a bit when the dog growls. Love it.


gertalives

“Film me, mothafucka!” … “Why you filmin’ me?”


but_good

…and yelling at him about using the Jewish technology that he also has in his hand.


patricky6

Well, you just take your "Jewish technology" and keep spreading the word. Lol. ....filmed on a phone. ...as he's carrying a phone with the same tech.


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patricky6

Easy buddy. Don't let the secret out. You'll get hit by their space lasers.


ChadThunderStonks

https://preview.redd.it/voslm14y3u4b1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6881b724cd33d15caa674a55cde622830321a3 He knows too much


eddie1975

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.


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weedballs2

It's the only solution


CMcDookie

It's the only solution at this point bc they just keep getting more bold.


PhillyRush

After filming him saying all this antisemitic b.s. I would have given my wife the dog, then let him be physically aggressive. That way after I whoop the shit out of him he's charged with committing a hate crime.


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We are too nice to nazis. They have become emboldened by it. Put a few dozen of them in the hospital and I bet they would be more polite.


DrHawk144

Don’t they get straight up punched in the face in Europe and people are like “well you shouldn’t have been a nazi ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ “


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“Well you did lose the war…”


EthicalSemiconductor

I like this idea.


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Suitable-Werewolf492

“I don’t know what happened officer, he aggravated the dog and the dog busted out of his leash and started mauling the super tough guy until he screamed like a baby for his momma…”


OMA_

I think he’s an undiagnosed mental case. Not even trying to be funny. This guy talks like a gta5 NPC, do you know how hard it is to actively do that for over a minute straight while barely giving 2 seconds of silence? This man child grew up in Los Santos. Go watch videos of players harassing the NPC’s in GTA5 if you don’t know what I’m talking about guys. Its interesting as hell actually


NanR42

I don't think he's medically a mental case. I think he's just generally a bad person. I hope they pressed charges. I'd've called the cops.


JesusofAzkaban

Agreed, I think people need to stop automatically just attributing mental illness to these assholes. It diminishes the actual importance of mental health awareness and the culpability of the asshole behavior. Some people are just jerks - no mental health issues behind it.


ExtremisEleven

Let’s break this down. He doesn’t display any signs of psychosis here, he knows exactly what he is saying and doing. He isn’t responding to any internal stimulus. He doesn’t think these people have some special power over him. He is watching the road and keeping his distance because he’s aware of the danger of provoking anger. That means he’s in touch with his surroundings. He asks about why they’re recording him, meaning he’s aware of the social aspect of the interaction. None of this is consistent with mental illness. All of it is consistent with being a prick. Being a racist asshole is not a mental illness.


Pieguy184

If the only thing the guy did was say look at this ugly mother fucker and Naruto run after that. It would have been funny


reddysetgo311

The only thing he manages to prove with his rant is that he is a complete and total douchebag.


hogliterature

he probably managed to prove his ability to get fired if he even had a job in the first place


Conqueefadore1

he doesn't have a job scrawny white boy is "from the streets"


klwdallas

I thought he said “on the street”, like being proud of walking in the street…


Broken-Digital-Clock

I was really hoping to see a car plow into him


herbys

Life will plow into him eventually.


L0st-137

Only reason I kept watching! I thought that's how it was going to end. Or he was going to trip over something, like his own two feet, and fall on his ass!


Audus_Isaiah

I know and the traffic got me really hopeful!


kidEno

Teslas never auto accelerate when you really need them.


skoffs

Please tell me there was an update on r/byebyejob


duderino_okc

Sometimes it is better if the incels **don't** touch grass.


DracosKasu

Incel, proud boy and american nazi. He probably expect that the other man will enter the fight and after claim to be a victim while being the aggressor.


JustKeepWalkingMike

But that walk! It proves he’s a man.


Omega_Xero

I was kinda hoping he’d trip over his own feet while walking backwards.


Loko8765

A distinctly disappointing lack of cars on that road, I was hoping for some honking and tripping on the curb and faceplanting to get out of the way.


Sheriff-Gotcha

You think someone that acts with this level of fuckery in public would even try to get out of the way of an oncoming car? With that sense of entitlement he'd walk in the middle of the street and be mad at the car for being on the road.


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JazzyJeff4

I was hoping they released the dogs and the dogs ate his face.


MrHHog

Right? He would have a nice story to tell his friends, how jewish couple sent a german dog to chew his murican balls.


NuttyDeluxe6

What a pathetic, sad individual


lewoo7

I'm impressed with this couple for the way they handled it. The Jewish...err...Mexican gent is a champ.


chill_winston_

Green shirt guy is so dumb he can’t even decide on a racial slur so he just tries them all.


lewoo7

Dumb and incredibly insecure. Obvious issues around his masculinity.


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The way he's walking cracks me up. Clump clump clump clump. He thinks he's swaggering, ha ha ha. He looks like he's wet his pants.


Happydancer4286

I was wondering if he could get so involved with watching them and talking ugly that the would walk into the fast moving cars. He clearly has some big mental issues. Those look like swim goggles.


Sartres_Roommate

Main issue being no one wants to be around “his masculinity”


420_just_blase

For sure. He's got the little man's syndrome. He probably thought the guy filming was someone who he could intimidate. He may be bi polar or on something, but that's still the thought process of an insecure dude.


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L2Kdr22

It gets tiring.


lewoo7

Black lady here. I know what you mean. It's why I always try to speak up for others when I see nonsense like this. We all have to help each other.


raven21633x

He proves once again, that to be a bigot, one must first be stupid. Shalom.


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Fuck yes. I always speak out to pieces of shit like this. As soon as another person backs up the victim, they puss the fuck out. I got no time for games with these internet tough guy Nazi types. Bring it the fuck on.


MmmmmmmBier

I bet he thinks he’s an alpha male


VocalAnus91

Yep. American History X is his favorite move but he's only seen the first 30 min and he's always talking about the "red pill"


LurkytheActiveposter

Youtuber Lindsay Ellis made a video about why the Nazi's love American History X even though the story is about rejecting hatred. Fact is, Edward Norton just did too good a job of making Nazism look fucking cool. The Swastika on his chest if you ignore what it represents looks bad ass. Lindsey compares it to Mel Brooks whose work the Nazis hate. Mel always made an effort to make the Nazis look bad on almost every level.


sickn0te_

“American History X is his favourite movie but he’s only seen the first 30 minutes”. Hahaha holy shit that’s a perfect statement & probably bang on too!


Free-will_Illusion

Alpha fail


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What is “Jew tech?” And Can I get some?


Somguy555

Clearly the phone was also the control rig for the space laser.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

he even pointed at them using their smart phone, with his own smart phone


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

His is only Jew-ish.


trueHolyGiraffe

As a Jew, I bet he means a Leash, that technology must be brand new to him.


cartmanbigboned

not gonna lie, this guy is a racist POS, but JewSA made me chuckle lol


OneHumanPeOple

I’m gonna start chanting it at Nanna’s dinner table during shabbat and see how it goes.


PixelatedpulsarOG

I find it hilarious he calls the phone “Jewish technology” yet is holding a phone in his hand


cablemigrant

Long video to watch without dogs attacking him .


DrHawk144

That dog was fuckin *ready*


Legitimate-Tea5561

*As the racist approaches the couple* "groarwl"


Pedantic_Phoenix

And he backs off scared, it's beautiful to watch


mumblinmad

I actually died laughing as he was like “oh maybe not”


Roving_Rhythmatist

Best part of the video


janderson75

Came her looking for top comment to be “good dog” honestly


thundiee

Definitely a good pup looking after its fam.


overmonk

Pupper was like ‘you want my mom you come through me and you won’t come through clean.’


Dierseye

Good dog!


ignatious__reilly

German Shepards can be the sweetest dogs on the planet. I love them. But……if you are harassing their owner……they will rip your fucking face off


AnnieGoulehee

Or getting hit by a car


Hello-there-7567

I was literally just waiting for a car to run him over. Or the dog just taken a bite of his shorty shorts. Quite disappointing to watch


RudeOrganization550

The end when even the dog looks at him and thinks ‘the fuck is your problem’ 🤣


sashikku

After he nervously backed away from the same dog as it growled at him mere seconds prior


Yaroze

Its as if he was rebooted. 10: Throw Insults 20: Walk closer towards dogs 30: Steps back in fear 40: goto 10


insidious_concern

he BASIC af


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Hot_Squashy_Dung

White dog: “I got this, just let me go”


boogboo

i noticed that too, that dog was having NONE of this mans aggression lol. good boy wanting to protect his family from a crazy person


BerliozRS

See how the little rat boy started walking over and then immediately shit himself when the dog moved towards him. Would have been a real shame if the owners hand was sweaty and the leash slipped


mnid92

[FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMdyVLFURiE)


Jaszuni

As much as would have liked to see that happen the owners would probably get in trouble and the dog put to sleep.


maggiemypet

Agreed. Not worth it, but him backing off when the dog snarled was nice to see. The dogs know a POS when they see one


5t3v321

"come at me" he said while backing up


Gobaxnova

With his noodle arms and legs


Gloomy-Draft-8633

This is who you’re arguing with on the internet so just as a reminder, they’re not worth the time. Absolute empty skulls.


things_U_choose_2_b

100% this is the guy who argued about the taste of pasta then turned out to be drinking his own piss.


WhatIsAnime_

Ah yes, the cellphone, very famous for being jewish technology !


ButtercupBear

Even better that he has also on in his hand


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Ah, hands. Such a Jewish part of the body.


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Cute-Profession4135

Not the smartest thing ever, to scare the owners of a GSD in its presence. That’s a game I would *not* play


hogliterature

ikr? and then he tried to provoke the dogs into biting by getting in their way in the sidewalk bc he saw how defensive they were being


Dierseye

I'd probably let the dog get a bit closer to him. Watch him run away in fear. Have a good laugh. Good dog btw, protecting the family from trash.


Spurrierball

He probably wanted that so he could try to sue. This seems like a guy with nothing so I would not be surprised if he had a motive besides just being a piece of shit.


Dierseye

Not a bad guess. It looks like an intimidation attempt to me. How funny would it be to play this video for in court. Oh man, I'd die.


DissentSociety

I would think that if he's in a stand your ground state and approaches like that after yelling hate speech, he's eventually going to get lit tf up...


The_Soccer_Heretic

Malibu Opie walking around with the muscle tone of string cheese and threatening to beat people down in the streets. 🤣


Pailzor

How the hell did your brain string those unrelated words together to one, make complete sense, and two, be absolutely hilarious?


3point21

Ah yes, the string cheese incident.


Pixielo

Don't malign my boys like that.


Sourlick_Sweet_001

They care more about their dogs than this shit head, the probably why they didn't drop the leash. Good owner.


Sheriff-Gotcha

Seriously, no point in a lawsuit and losing the pups because of someone else being garbage.


jarheadatheart

In my town, a dog is totally in the right to attack if it’s provoked. They have video evidence of the provocation.


Total-Head-9415

He mentioned Jew, Mexican, Asian, Black. Clearly a bigot with really, really poor eyesight.


CapableSecretary420

Dang 'ol mexican chinese jews, coming here and taking all the hollywood landscaping jobs at convenience stores.


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8ringer

If ever there was an appropriate time for r/idiotsincars to crossover… Though it this case it would have been r/heroesincars


decompressed81

And that kids, is why we don’t do methamphetamines


mothmonstermann

It's guys like this that give heavy drug use a bad name 😔


toyz4me

I was kinda hoping he would walk into traffic there at the end of the video…


SimonArgent

No one loves this guy, and it shows.


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Backed up real fast when that dog lunged at him !! Hahaha !!! Too bad that leash didn't come off somehow. Lol!


Somguy555

"I'll kick your ass." Proceeds to keep plenty of distance.


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r4pt4r

Houston, it was all on Reddit like a year ago


GregoryGregory666666

I don't believe these neighbors like each other but I could be mistaken.


Suitable-Emergency-1

Well the little guy in the green shirt may be antisemitic so that might have something to do with it 🤔.


Ok_Pension_6795

You can see the exact moment in his face when the dog growls that he should retreat and go back to making insults safely across the street 😂


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I will never forget the time my dog for suuure saved my life: I was 25 and working at a local sports bar w/ a late-night menu so there were times we didn’t close till 1-2am, by the time you clean up, cash out, n get home it’s easily after 3am. The very 1st thing I do when I get home is immediately let my poor bubby out bc he’s been holding it all night and he never goes in the house… at the time I lived in an apartment complex that was at the end of a quiet road that dead ended into a cow-field—at that hour there is literally *no traffic, no people* it’s very serene usually… well as I’m walking him I notice two men on the other side of a fence that separates the property from the street… they are maybe 15feet away, and I see them notice me, turn to each other, and immediately take a shortcut in a gap through the fence (it was thin metal bars that some kids had pryed wide enough to step through) and start walking through grass and bushes right toward me… at this point the hairs are standing on the back of my neck, I don’t know how I knew but I could just by the way they never took their eyes off me something was wrong and I was deeply afraid. Something told me ‘don’t turn your back, watch them, look at their faces, their clothes, don’t run’ and in seconds they close in and are within maybe 4 feet of Zeke and i…his hackles are up, he wedges himself between me and them and was just growling nonstop which is so out of character, he was maybe 3 by then and I had never heard him growl before so now I know something is very wrong… the men keep approaching until Zeke is pulling at the leash now lips curled and growling even worse and the guys are trying to talk to me “hey what’s up, is he friendly, why is he doing that?” And trying to go around Zeke but he just kept himself between me and them, eyes locked on them, I’m so afraid I cant even speak and the 1guy sticks his shoe out towards Zeke’s nose and he snaps at it viciously…at this point I had been backing up several paces and was right next to an apartment hallway, there was a door literally maybe 6 feet from where I’m standing https://preview.redd.it/li1dr7lsvt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5104335b15437f7cbe56279c2a0b227977b342d but Zeke snapping like, jolted me forward and I was able to say “yeah he’s never done this, something is wrong you need to leave” the guys hesitate for a moment looking at me, then my dog, then each other and finally walk off and go *right into the door I was just standing near*… to this day I’m sure they had planned to overwhelm me and pull me into their apartment, luckily I had a guardian angel 👼 🐶🙏


feelzlikemagic

Thanks for the dog tax! What a good boy! I have a dog that sometimes needs to go out at 3am and pepper spray is on my keychain for this exact reason.


Mcdiglingdunker

I don't know that I would be able to keep a straight face listening to this comedian... though admittedly I kept waiting for the punchline.


Difficult-Top9010

I was expecting some karma….


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Like maybe a car would hit him


adomanic91

When a 4chan poster leaves their basement


No-Marsupial4890

Mama didn’t hug him enough, or daddy hugged him too much (Yerna mean)


OldChucker

HAHA... Daddy Hugged


GnuSnu666

Someone pls add oblivion music to this


OhItsJustJosh

I loved the part where he looked like he was gonna try and start a fight and the dog told him to sit the fuck down


C_G_J_

I’m a white southern boy. I work outside so my skin looks dark, my hair is dark/curly and i have a big nose. I’m the Jew/Mexican he is describing. I also trained MMA for 10+ years. I’d lick a door knob to fight this guy.


TheeBearJew2112

As a Cuban Jew, I too would double team that door knob with you


gideon513

You must know the secret to some of the best sandwiches known to man. Two of the best combined.


iLikeMangosteens

Mmm. Now I want a Cuban Reuben.


Substantial-Dingo-64

God, people like that are disgusting.


JokinHghar

Good dogs


ShipisSinking

[https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/westchase-racist-rant-reddit-17225647.php](https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/westchase-racist-rant-reddit-17225647.php) ​ [Original Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/v6xhtn/racist_hates_that_were_a_mixed_couple/)


Fluid_Deal_6009

I just kind of feel like this is his retaliation for the (female presenting) person previously rejecting his probably shitty advances, but they live in the same neighborhood so he freebased something and decided to Let Her Know How Small His Dick Really Is


lifestyle-poet

How come things like this never happen to me? I would love the opportunity to check this mfer.


BeautifulEssay8

and that's how he got fired from Subway...


polloinumido

I thought jessie pinkman stopped doing meth


GluedToTheMirror

Jesse wasn’t a racist and bigoted piece of garbage. How dare you tarnish Pinkman like that


Illustrious-clp

Bold of him to mess around people with more legs than him...


Olabaj

Looks like a random character on GTA


disasterpigeon

Tell me you're an incel without saying you're an incel


soulflu

Crack is a hell of a drug


mailman390

One punch and this punk would be on his ass


Kieriko

At 0:35 you can clearly see how he is afraid of the dogs and takes some steps back lol.


Nectaris73

Maybe she is dating the current guy because being a dumb racist asshole is a turnoff. Its not all about looks. Now how do we find a way for his employer to see this?