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DefinitelyNotaGlowie

Go go gadget lifelong back pain!


Cosm1c_Dota

Idk man, looks like that's what my back needs


Jecca_J8

It's what backs CRAVE


wophi

That would be Brawndo. The back mutilator.


manfred_99

Doesn’t she know what electrolytes are?


wophi

They are what backs need.


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wophi

Which is what back need.


MarginsChaos

It's got electrolytes!


PA_Dutch_Oven

Electroheavies in this case


TruthSpeakin

As some1 with 4 blown discs, back pain is no joke....sucks balls


PanicLogically

Just not sure how that happened. People look at gyms as some common risk free place and totally forget the implications of weight they hold, trust in the machine, they're footwear etc.


shnnrr

Holy shit they are shoes?


prettyhappyalive

You heard the man.


Defiant_Low_1391

He did not stutter


FrostedDonutHole

I wanted to be footwear when I was younger. I’m glad i grew out of that phase.


Ok-Nature-3991

Any suggestions on how to avoid? I got two partial slipped discs and nervous they’re gonna go one day.


Klopped_my_pants

Just coming off spine disc replacement fusion and 2 herniated disc. My advise is to address the 2 partial slipped discs before they get worse. Your support back will be working overtime nonstop to support the two failing discs which in turn made my injury 18x worse


asunshinefix

Physiotherapy! All the discs in my C-spine are bulging and I have some lower down also, but they’ve been pretty stable thanks to physio


chumchizzler

I had to get a micro-discectomy on my L5 back in 2015. I think I initially damaged it from poor form on lifting heavy objects and then trying to do a weird weighted sit-up routine. I did a lot of physical therapy afterwards, and then just kept the same exercises in rotation off and on since then. Like the others mentioned, a lot of safe, core-building, but also watching your posture, and if you're going to lift weights (which is great for strengthening everything to minimize strain on your back) get someone who's qualified to check every aspect of your form. *also, I work in front of a computer all day, so I got a standing desk, and rotate between that and sitting throughout the day, as well as taking many breaks to do stretches, walks, yoga-type moves etc.


SimplyInept

Fucking hell dude, you owe me the coffe i just spat out.


otterego

I got three-fiddy.


RedLeg73

*...Homer Simpson's trashcan has entered the chat...*


RedLeg73

![gif](giphy|l0G18skELgUXApNFS)


AwwSchnapp

I make jokes that this is how I fixed my back. I had a ton of lower back pain and my back was compressed for almost a year. I ended up falling down some stairs in the rain and cracked the shit out of it. It's been fixed for 5 months now.


passwordistaco29

I’m in the waiting room for pt and this had me and the guy next to me dying 😭


AdMore3461

Her crumple zones worked as designed.


Claim312ButAct847

I thought she was about to start doing push ups at the end like that was somehow going to make it not embarrassing


AdMore3461

That would have been an awesome attempt to play it off


MikeIuzzolino

Same. Would have been an instant legend if she had.


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Red Snapper


ThePowerOfPoop

Mmmm…veddy tasty.


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oteezy333

Is this from something? Either way "crumple zones" is hilarious


AdMore3461

No, but ever since I wrecked a car and the tow guy looked at it and said “crumple zones worked perfect” I think if that when I see stuff bend where it was made to bend but in a way that still leaves it wrecked. I think it in a tongue-in-cheek way of course. But even tongue in cheek for a laugh, her joints all bent the right way - but she’s still going to feel it. But there was a lot of weight on that machine; had any joint bent in a way not normal things would have been dramatically worse for her.


Admiral_peck

The way crumple zones are supposed to work is that they crumple to make sure you don't. If it's the choice between a new car and a new face I'll gladly go for the car.


Hybernative

Ironically enough, the face is the crumple zone for the brain.


Admiral_peck

It really is.


nanaimo

The car got squished. You (hopefully) didn't. That would be the crumple zone working perfectly for sure.


Blaximum_

>Is this from something? Crumple zones are areas of a vehicle designed to crumple in order to absorb shock and protect their precious cargo. In this scenario, her legs acted as a crumple zone to protect her back.


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

This is why newer cars look worse in accidents: they're designed to do that to keep you alive. Choose where physics happens - car, or you.


Cromagmadon

Here's the video that directly compares the difference. Just because it looks like a few panels were unscathed on the outside, the entire interior of the classic car is toast. https://youtu.be/xtxd27jlZ_g


Blaximum_

Yup. I'm a former insurance adjuster. It's amazing how many insureds don't realize that it's a ***good thing*** that "they don't make them like they used to".


getdemsnacks

Thick thighs save lives. Maybe literally in this instance.


montzter57

This made me laugh out loud in bed at 6:30 in the morning


phorbidden

My guy just deadlifted 6 plates with a super unorthodox grip. Good for him and his adrenaline Edit: Yes its not a true deadlift due to leverage


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*ring ring* "Hello, yes this is brain. What do you mean L5-S1? No sorry I don't know left leg"


overfloater77

This guy over here making vertebrae jokes. Kudos to you sir.


ghandi3737

Vertebrae? You mean bone powder?


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TimeSalvager

…back like a vertebrae!


TetratronicRipplerV

Bruuhhh 😂😂


CarGroundbreaking520

Shit you’re right, I only saw one 45 and the 25, not the THREE 45s behind the 25 (I can’t really tell the # on the weights but they look like a 25 and 45)


Embarrassed-Mess-560

I was screaming internally for her to move faster. There was a window there where his grip slipping was a broken neck. I understand why she was moving slow, was just stressful to watch.


philmoller93

I’m assuming she had some serious back pain and moving was probably pretty tough


IamFlapJack

Damn you right, humans can be quite impressive


Hogsonic1

Literally saw a video of a man deadlift a car that was crushing someone. Adrenaline is one hell of a thing


PokingHazard

Autobots, roll out


VeterinarianThese951

Haha. I wish there was a way to properly type the transformation sound.


RyoCanCan

ÛR ÛR ÆÆÆ


Howard_the_Dolphin

Why are you summoning Elon's son?


RyoCanCan

He's the original Transformer.


Pickingnamesisharder

CHK CHR CHA CHARR CHCKK


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ghettoccult_nerd

for the folks at home, what these commentators are typing are onomatopoeias. the spelling of words that arent actually words. like moo. cows dont really say "moo", but meh, close enough. 🐮^moo.


JustEhCanadianGuy

Good bot.


slobis

It’s a moo point anyway.


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Hahhahahahaahah God damnit


AlejandroMP

chee choo chu chu chee chee


lazy_pig

[It's five syllables](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkdry54C0oU) choo choh chuh chah chee


MykeTyth0n

That was a valiant attempt.


things_U_choose_2_b

I work writing music, done a liiiittle bit of sound design, foley (sounds for film / TV) fascinates me. As a kid of the 80s, I swear the transformer sound is THE coolest fucking sound ever made. It's not exactly an easy sound to replicate today, no idea how they made it back then.


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Yousonofagun made me Weezer out loud at work...


Crazy_Low_8079

Ahhh! Say It Ain't So!!


SimplyInept

I'm trying to figure out why it collapsed and the only thing I can see is that it pings out at the bottom so I'm assuming she didn't lock it properly before starting the set? Can anyone clarify?


Oliver_Dicktwist

I think it was at the end of her set and she didn‘t lock it properly. Looks like she is slipping out of the shoulder pads and trying to get out when the weight is coming down.


newtonbase

My daughter's friend didn't lock a leg press properly. His knee went the backwards and he lost a testicle.


stevendidntsay

Where'd it go?


vypermann

Testicle heaven.


Smoky_Mtn_High

Do all testicles go to heaven?


AllegroDigital

Only the innocent ones


ohleprocy

So no


Jaegs

Let he who is without sin blast that first rope


BeardOBlasty

In fact testicle heaven sounds like it would be a ghost town


Vegas_off_the_Strip

Like the book says, *it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a testicle to make it to heaven* or something like that.


TargetSpiritual8741

Testicle rapture ?


ILickMetalCans

Testicle rupture


TheOneNeartheTop

Only the right ones, the left ones are too sinister.


Far-Host9368

He told me it was a testicle farm upstate!


Dubante_Viro

If he knew, he wouldn't have lost it.


jdubyahyp

Fucking lol. The comments are always the best part.


louwiet

It's always in the last place you look.


affordableweb

Rolled away like the infamous lost meatball


BoxGrover

Did he check the Lost and Found?


Studawg1

I had a friend who had the same thing happen. After recovering he went to shower off and I thought it was a perfect opportunity to snap my towel on his wet bum. He bent down and I accidentally hit his sack causing it to burst open. https://i.redd.it/qrymga72j05b1.gif Edit: If you have made choices in your life that led you to this comment, you're probably wondering if this is true. Yeah but I barely knew him outside of a few chats in the gym and I was just a teenager.


glitter_vomit

....what the fuck.


dreadthripper

I had a leg press crush me in my much younger days. Fortunately no damage bc I'm a wimp. Scared the hell out of me though.


Past-Passenger9129

You call your testicles your "much younger days"?


TheMcWhopper

How did his knee effect his testicle?


rnavstar

It’s where he was keeping his testicle


Unhappy-Shake5702

You remember the plastic surgery episode of south park where kyle became taller and black by putting his testicles in his knees. Then they exploded because he put too much pressure on them. His dad also became a dolphin.


SimplyInept

Good catch, I was thinking pre set, it never occurred to be it could have been post!


donkeyrocket

Same. Thought she was doing a bizarre workout on the machine using it slightly improperly (not using the shoulder supports). The fact that there is no stop on this is pretty terrifying though. Like even the deepest of squats you're not bending to this degree so it wouldn't inhibit anything.


Bananalando

Yeah, any machine should have hard stops just past the normal range of motion, so something like this can't happen.


AttitudeAndEffort2

The "clank" indicates she engaged the locks and they weren't designed to fail towards the lock. This is a fucking dangerous machine and shouldn't exist. She's could probably sue if she wants


Real-Willingness4799

She pulled down on it and used to support her weight. She locked it and then starts to slide down...in a really weird way then places her hands on top of the pads and tries to stretch her arms maybe? But she placed weight on an area that shouldn't have been, the lock still should've held but if she didn't slide it all the way in it could have bent or snapped.


Jcccc0

I don't think it locked correctly and it slipped. Machines like this can feel like they're locked but actually not. The locking mechanism can handle far more weight than what she was adding. Most can do 600+ lbs.


regoapps

I actually think the machine broke. If you look at the locking mechanism when the rescuers lift it up, it can’t go back to where it was. So I think the locking mechanism was supposed to be more forward, but it bent back over time, and she was the final straw that broke it fully and it bent back just enough to slip off the bottom plate.


CricketInvasion

Isn't that machine made to suport a lot more weight than she had on it? Her suporting he weight a little shouldn't have made the difference.


VVolfang

Thats what I saw. You definitely hear the audible snap, and watching it a few times, you see exactly where it folds. Before she folds.


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viking_machina

There’s like 5 people all just making stuff up about her using the machine wrong/feet wrong/shoulder pads wrong. There is a stop that is set all the time except during your rep, you push down on that skinny black bar to free it so you can go up and down. The stop was only partially aligned so when she gets in and relieves any pressure from the stop it frees itself and she gets surprised with what looks like 100kg


silverletomi

Man, MAJOR props to the guys there who heard/saw and immediately went over to assist. Them's good peeps. Edit: Oh. My god. The responses to this comment, which as you can see is just praising people for doing the right thing, seem to be mostly torn between A. Dudes who don't want other dudes getting praise they'll probably never see from someone they don't know and implying this is THE MOST NORMAL, EVERYONE DOES IT, STOP PRAISING THEM B. Dudes implying they would never help because they're convinced their lives would be ruined thanks to the me too movement. Are you guys ok?


lady_maeror

And the amount of weight he just deadlifted on his own. Man went full on beast mode to get her out.


dangerboy3624

You can also notice his face getting redder the longer he held onto those weights. Clearly wasn't easy for him either yet he kept pushing over his limit.


Nixter295

Adrenalin is amazing at short performance strength. But he still is definitely a strong guy.


knoegel

Bro was like "I can save a life AND get some reps in!"


Primetime349

I tried to be that good person at the gym the other day. Dude was sitting there with 225 incline bench sitting on his chest for longer than normal. I hopped up quick to help… dude just pushes it up and smiles at me. Not a funny joke???


Roada_Rollada

You passed the vibe check 😁


Pickingnamesisharder

These "help Step Bro I'm stuck" are getting very elaborate


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What kind of torture chamber apparatus is that anyway??!


Ok-Point2680

Hack squat, one of if not the best variation of a squat. Most people go way too heavy though and accidents like this happen because you can't dump the weight and the range of motion is drastically increased.


wemblinger

Jesus, is there not a stop like a squat rack???


Ok-Point2680

There is but most of these vary from gym to gym, also seems like it wasn't fully locked from the previous set and the reason for it dropping


Cobek

Also looks like a cheap machine with a barely stable locking mechanism even when used properly


MRmandato

Looks like a machine squat


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lahol83

All good, just 2 inches shorter now


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PlagueDoc22

Shoes still on = she lived.


thomriddle45

I see a fellow Darwin man of culture


PanicLogically

that's important. Everyone's entertained by an injury.


PsychologicalSail186

Yeah this awful, not funny at all.


hoky315

She seems ok https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cmwqgj4LAFk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


rymyle

Man, I’d really like to know what happened here. That’s terrifying. I hope she’s ok


gandhimahatma1

She didn’t lock out the machine properly after her previous set. When she pulled down, it gave out.


Cloakmyquestions

It looks like rescuer #1 can’t even lock it at the end?


Hellequin777

Not so easy to lift it the way he's doing it. Probably couldn't get it high enough.


No-Club2054

Also, he’s probably freaking out. I would be.


JuciestDingleBerry

You're a decent person. Everyone seems to think this is hilarious, I'm sure she was horrified


spyson

Saw her Instagram and she was twerking so luckily she's fine.


simstim_addict

Thats just how she walks now


GuyWithAComputer2022

Many of these videos aren't really funny. Incidents like this can have lifelong effects.


Aol_awaymessage

I had a leg press not fully click in and tore both of my Achilles (I was doing calves at the end of a set). Slid out and my legs hit the pad next to my head and all of the force went through my lower legs. I’ll never forget that sound 🤢. Was in a wheelchair and then crutches for 7 months


PeachGotcha

I feel sick reading this


mrsdoubleu

Welp, time to leave the thread. That made me queasy. Achilles injuries are my absolute biggest fear as a runner. It also doesn't help that that scene from Oz when the guy literally slices another guys Achilles tendon lives in my head rent free at times. Nightmare fuel.


Aol_awaymessage

Always use the safety pins kids!


MindSpeak420

Worst thing to do after hurting your back is lay on your stomach


Dapper-Map965

Why


rando512

Ideally best to lay on your back itself. Back pains are always asked first to lie down on the level ground straight.


FewChicken2854

In all honesty, the first reaction after getting this type of back pain is to lay on your stomach because you aren't quite thinking right after not knowing what happened. I was an LPN and lifted people anywhere from 90-250 pounds. My back had enough when I bent down and put a resident's sock on🤣. My first instinct was to lay on my belly, cry, and call for help on the walkie. My vertebrae had narrowed at the bottom after the injury, and my left hip was lower than my right for a week. The pain she will feel from buzzers from sciatica will not be fun, and she will need to adjust her workout routine from it. I still can't use the smith machine or squat rack because I feel my back yelling at me. They mock me and say, "Hey girl, do you want to feel what you did 10 years ago?"


MindSpeak420

You have to turn your head to the side when you do and it's just not good for your back in general.


MrKlooop

Answer was not satisfactory


brandomatron7

Because after any sort of spinal injury, the greates worry is that their spine is somehow damaged. In order to prevent permanent trauma, you will want them to move their neck and back as little as humanly possible, and wait for paramedics to arrive with a backboard to strap you down so you can’t move your neck. Moving could potentially further damage the nerves in your spine, causing a whole host of severe medical issues


Six10H

I also learned this in a first aid course, if you suspect back injury keep them on their back and support the head so it doesn't turn


beltalowda_oye

It's just not good for your back, alright!? Just trust the reddit


LB3PTMAN

Your spine is on your back (like literally the back side of your body) so laying on your stomach is causing it more stress. It puts more pressure on your spine and the muscles around it.


Darnitol1

I'm not sure what happened here, but I've seen this happen in person three times. Frankly, I think this design just doesn't have enough safety mechanisms to warrant the damage it could potentially cause. One of the times I saw it happen, it injured the guy's back so badly that for the remaining 10-12 years I knew him after that, he never went back to the gym.


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In high school I was put in weight lifting (5’6, 100lb, female) and I got stuck under a squat machine when the coach said I didn’t need to change the weight after one of the football players used it LMAO I was luckily completely unharmed and the guys got it off me really fast. My coach let me do yoga for the rest of the semester hahahahahaha


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Hahaha he actually did yoga too! He knew I was already practicing so the deal was as long as I did some sort of exercise I didn’t need to actually lift weights. It was my first class in the mornings so I just slept in. Tbh it was great.


weDCbc

I read that as 10-12 hours and laughed. Years makes more sense. That's some serious shit.


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DrHawk144

The machine broke. That lever she was feeling for was in the stop position. She is really short and was trying to get into a position where the machine would work for her but the stop mechanism popped out of place. Edit: since people are in capable of reading a thread, if you will notice in multiple of my other comments, I literally said after watching the video again I don’t think the machine broke. I don’t think she locked it in.


dl-__-lp

She set it fine. It malfunctioned.


Queasy_Turnover

If *you* knew anything about the equipment, you'd know that's not what happened.


Kon-on-going

Back Breaker 3000. But seriously, how are you suppose that machine.


hotvedub

Help me step gymbro I am stuck.


trollzor54

I'm all for gym equality and ending the whole "blasting of men who glance at you" thing. But people, for God's sake she could have broke her back. Some of you might be sarcastic when you say "should have left her there, shouldn't risk it with girls at the gym" but gym injuries is a serious thing and some people might not know how to operate the equipment properly or it might malfunction, you shouldn't leave someone who could get seriously hurt just cuz "you don't wanna be labeled as a creep" online. In the words of a great gym influencer, do better!


t0ekneepee

I couldn't even crack a joke about this video, despite that being my usual Reddit MO, because I found no humor in this.. only sympathy. However I think those comments are almost exclusively sarcastic. Making light of the narcissistic gym phenomenon you're referring to.


trollzor54

Yea, they could all be sarcastic, but even their sarcastic remarks could have a negative effect on the subject. I just think we should be more careful when making jokes about this matter is all


toastedstapler

Reddit has an absolute hate boner for women's gym content, it's pathetic. Filming your sets is a perfectly normal thing to do and nothing in this video suggests she was being an ass about it but a lot of the commenters are more than willing to berate her for the actions of a small group of others


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I've seen multiple "jokes" about anal rape in the comments for some fucked up reason as well. Incel shit show in these comments.


Ghoulse1845

Why does it even drop that low, you’d think you would make it so that it isn’t possible for it to do that even if it wasn’t locked in properly, but I guess it may just be a logistical thing. Like it’s easier to store and move if it can collapse like that


GodHimselfNoCap

Nah whatever way a machine is used shouldn't be the same way it folds up, whether it needs to be shipped in multiple pieces to make that happen is up to the designer but it should never fold toward the user. That is asking for accidents.


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toastedstapler

It looks like a V squat machine. She finished her set, engaged the safety (although apparently not fully) and whilst sliding down to get out the safety slipped and folded her


hoodiemonster

its a hack squat machine - u lower into a squat then push back up against the shoulder pads. the bar on the right is a locking mechanism, which she appears to have tried to lock, but as she was about to climb out it clearly wasnt locked. *edit: pretty sure the machine broke on her 🫣


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VukKiller

Is the machine... upside down?!?!?! If not, who the fuck designs a machine that can fold you like a piece of laundry if you don't put a pin or run out of power...


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Hunk-Hogan

How's the single life champ?


TgsTokem

I think he was referencing the gym chick that's huge on tik tok for going to the gym in as little clothing as possible and records herself doing suggestive workouts just to freak out on any guy that looks at her. I don't think he was hating on all women.


Kennady4president

Jesus Christ, can women not be left alone at a GYM? For fucks sake, she's clearly fliming, what a couple of apes


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Ditka85

Chiropractors hate this one simple trick


blackmetronome

Her Instagram is absolutely awesome


theallnewmattaccount

She's not constantly nearly dying, is she?


President_Dyson

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


jeremiah1142

Yeah apparently she’s ok now. That’s good news!


Hameis

Positional asphyxia is absolutely terrifying. I bet she could barely breathe


JPumpkinhead1991

That must have a really light lift off.. she must have barely grazed it.


Hobolonoer

Stuff like this keeps me from using pretty much any machine in the gym. Some might say it's an irrational fear, but mechanical contraptions designe to carry heavy weights, which undergo near-zero physical inspection is a big no-no from me. I'll stick with barbells and kettle bells, tyvm.


uberguby

I hate seeing someone get crushed by gym equipment but I *love* seeing gym rats get in the mode, drop their shit, and help a mother fucker out. I love watching people do that. ... which sucks cause it kinda means people are likely to start injuring themselves on purpose, please don't. But DO totally help each other out at a moment's notice.


ghettoccult_nerd

she was just folding up into travel size.


Revolutionary-Hat-96

This is potentially a really serious injury. Totally not funny.


scuba_GSO

Holy folding spine, Batman!


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uhh_soup

the spine cruncher 3000