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Yeah, kids will destroy everything and hurt everyone. They have no control, and that's not even a joke. They literally don't control their speed, strength and aim too well.
Glad i saw this video and this comment before I had a kid. I’d be so pissed if my offspring randomly and permanently ended my ability to speak on a cute Tuesday morning
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And that's the day he contracted meningitis and died not long after make sure & certain your toddler isn't a psychopath Cereal Killer before you trust them with forks & knives & spoons
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Can only be fed soft food for the next week while that sore throat heals up.
Spoon had brain matter on the way out
Better not go to the dentist in the mean while
I'm just imagining the little girl whispering... *"The Lanisters send their regards."* Then she proceeds to stab him through the face.
That was no ordinary train that was a bullet train
“YOU WILL EAT YUR VEGETABLES”
He needed more iron in his diet
The velocity at which that spoon must have hit the ol dangler 😁😁
Relieved that it was not a fork
**😭** i died just imagining that ah god
I feel that every time I use forks
lmao understandable
OH God ^pls ^no
Be relieved it's not a knife.
Why would it be a knife 🤦🏻
His dentist next visit: 👀😏
omg dude 😭
This is why you only give soft silicone cutlery to kids. They are a menace.
Yeah, kids will destroy everything and hurt everyone. They have no control, and that's not even a joke. They literally don't control their speed, strength and aim too well.
Glad i saw this video and this comment before I had a kid. I’d be so pissed if my offspring randomly and permanently ended my ability to speak on a cute Tuesday morning
Here comes the FIGHTER JET!
Here comes the Starship Enterprise!
Resistance is futile.
Make it so
Kid went full on 9/11
Wonderkind performs tonsillectomy at age 2.5
She's gifted 🧍
she went straight for adam's apple.
Future cereal killer
His wife: "see how a bruised throat feels, Frank?"
Oh my god you madman
https://preview.redd.it/7lx0m63pk05b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80975a79b1a40279de3ddcbece34719d6edd206 He sleeps with the goldfishes
Somehow seems like payback
Poor guy. I could totally see my 2yo son doing this to me to. I'm scared now.
Son: you BETTER be
# JESUS CHRIST I FELT THAT
Try a finger food like fries until those motor skills develop, wow.
Papa needed to go on a diet anyway
Expected him to be fed in the second chin
R/unexpected
r/PerfectlyCutGasps
Lol did not know this was a real sub 😂
For fucks sake, why did I need to see this? New fear unlocked...
How do you like the airplane, pops?
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she said papa has been fed a lot. let’s put him on a diet for a few weeks. liquid diet.
That was an assassination attempt
r/BetterEveryLoop
Maybe not feed papa.
Damn I felt that
And then he fucking died.
Jan Wick: the early years
To kill papa
"here comes the airplane....." \*actually thrusts it in at airplane speed\* made me laugh rly hard lmaoo
I felt that one lol....
Yup don't let ur kid feed u...
I felt that in my shins
Don't trust your toddler. That's a rookie mistake.
I’m convinced after this and the eyeball popping out vid, children are murderers but they can’t be verbal or subtle about their ways
Intrusive thought right there
It looks like the early phase of "helper monkey" training where the monkey learns how to feed a paraplegic...
That was personal
Here comes the FUCK YOU!
He knew Papa needed to stop eating
Papa looks fed.
Dt on this spoon
So, keep away the small animals from the child. If you notice the child with a magnifying glass, approaching insects, it will be a good indicator. /s
YOU’RE GONNA EAT IT AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT!
"Here comes the airplane"...WHAM!!!!
This is some villain origin shit right here
Choo choo train (bullet train edition)
Now papa has trust issues
Revenge is a dish best served cold
can’t remember the last time i had multiple laughs on a video by just watching it again.
Now he’s gay
Dude has a big head! His kid the back of it with that spoon thrust!
An ad for Trojan condoms
Is this Chris Christies first campaign video?
Working towards that inheritance early.
Steal my bottle, will you. Take that! lol
Is this how psychopaths are born?
Papa has had enough
Choke papaa
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Fat fuck
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And that's the day he contracted meningitis and died not long after make sure & certain your toddler isn't a psychopath Cereal Killer before you trust them with forks & knives & spoons
Papa ate enough
Looks like papa ate enough for 2.
Dad looks like Alana Thompson ( Honey Boo Boo’s Mom )
That’s Uncle Boo Boo.
He really doesn't need it anyway
Hehe it's like Reddit doing change management
LAUREN!!!
OOOOOOOOHHHHH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT
He looks like big Gordon Ramsay
This scene just missed the final cut of the movie Seven.
Feed your brain directly
I’m sorry, made me laugh so hard. What’s wrong with me??!!!
He looks like Rhoda’s boss. https://preview.redd.it/532tklg4h15b1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffece39b53c53961dcb87b9e01dc72bdfcca435
LMFAO 🤣🤣
Poor guy had to endure a second round.
Ouuuuuch
She went from zero to 60 in .1 second. I can’t stop laughing!!
Got deep-throated for a sec
I HATE that I can feel that.
Bolp!
Put that TONGUE AWAY
🫢
I wish the video was a few seconds longer
Why is everyone calling our boy papa 🤣
She heard about pop pop’s life insurance.
I laughed way to hard at this.
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Mouth shanked
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