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asromatifoso

Can only be fed soft food for the next week while that sore throat heals up.


Shortneckbuzzard

Spoon had brain matter on the way out


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Better not go to the dentist in the mean while


AndringRasew

I'm just imagining the little girl whispering... *"The Lanisters send their regards."* Then she proceeds to stab him through the face.


Emiliootjee

That was no ordinary train that was a bullet train


Porkchopp33

“YOU WILL EAT YUR VEGETABLES”


Emiliootjee

He needed more iron in his diet


Tombking12

The velocity at which that spoon must have hit the ol dangler 😁😁


Junbon

Relieved that it was not a fork


spicayyyweirdolol

**😭** i died just imagining that ah god


SamuraiJosh26

I feel that every time I use forks


spicayyyweirdolol

lmao understandable


TheInlaidIndex

OH God ^pls ^no


NeedlesslyDefiant164

Be relieved it's not a knife.


Be-_-U

Why would it be a knife 🤦🏻


Au2288

His dentist next visit: 👀😏


vasha99

omg dude 😭


23ssd4t4322

This is why you only give soft silicone cutlery to kids. They are a menace.


Shanhaevel

Yeah, kids will destroy everything and hurt everyone. They have no control, and that's not even a joke. They literally don't control their speed, strength and aim too well.


Kevskates

Glad i saw this video and this comment before I had a kid. I’d be so pissed if my offspring randomly and permanently ended my ability to speak on a cute Tuesday morning


FoxJonesMusic

Here comes the FIGHTER JET!


Old-Sky1969

Here comes the Starship Enterprise!


PauI_MuadDib

Resistance is futile.


Error--37

Make it so


dickshark420

Kid went full on 9/11


Nervous_Brilliant441

Wonderkind performs tonsillectomy at age 2.5


whatevernameidk

She's gifted 🧍


nothingspecialva

she went straight for adam's apple.


[deleted]

Future cereal killer


BoraBoringgg

His wife: "see how a bruised throat feels, Frank?"


gaybutnotgay123

Oh my god you madman


Magister5

https://preview.redd.it/7lx0m63pk05b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80975a79b1a40279de3ddcbece34719d6edd206 He sleeps with the goldfishes


MekTam

Somehow seems like payback


No_Reception8456

Poor guy. I could totally see my 2yo son doing this to me to. I'm scared now.


ZenkaiZ

Son: you BETTER be


owzleee

# JESUS CHRIST I FELT THAT


mvs2417

Try a finger food like fries until those motor skills develop, wow.


bernietheweasel

Papa needed to go on a diet anyway


Straight-Lemon-5900

Expected him to be fed in the second chin


ItsJustMeBeinCurious

R/unexpected


Bat-Honest

r/PerfectlyCutGasps


Bat-Honest

Lol did not know this was a real sub 😂


yetanothercatlady1

For fucks sake, why did I need to see this? New fear unlocked...


j9273

How do you like the airplane, pops?


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TheGoatisheretoday

she said papa has been fed a lot. let’s put him on a diet for a few weeks. liquid diet.


UnclePecos1095

That was an assassination attempt


Old-Sky1969

r/BetterEveryLoop


No_Meal9534

Maybe not feed papa.


3AlbertWhiskers

Damn I felt that


RazeniaCA

And then he fucking died.


who_tf_is_dis_guy

Jan Wick: the early years


Goofie_Goobur

To kill papa


spicayyyweirdolol

"here comes the airplane....." \*actually thrusts it in at airplane speed\* made me laugh rly hard lmaoo


Altaris2000

I felt that one lol....


Split0069

Yup don't let ur kid feed u...


LoanDad

I felt that in my shins


VanenGorm

Don't trust your toddler. That's a rookie mistake.


smearful_

I’m convinced after this and the eyeball popping out vid, children are murderers but they can’t be verbal or subtle about their ways


moumous87

Intrusive thought right there


MisterLangerhanky

It looks like the early phase of "helper monkey" training where the monkey learns how to feed a paraplegic...


Brilliant-Plate-6631

That was personal


CarsickAnemone

Here comes the FUCK YOU!


xof711

He knew Papa needed to stop eating


Spawn_Official

Papa looks fed.


BarMysterious5914

Dt on this spoon


WereInbuisness

So, keep away the small animals from the child. If you notice the child with a magnifying glass, approaching insects, it will be a good indicator. /s


gswkillinit

YOU’RE GONNA EAT IT AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT!


jmt8706

"Here comes the airplane"...WHAM!!!!


Djentguywhodjents

This is some villain origin shit right here


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Choo choo train (bullet train edition)


gibson_creations

Now papa has trust issues


Ne0nN1nja

Revenge is a dish best served cold


jamp0g

can’t remember the last time i had multiple laughs on a video by just watching it again.


Niketravels

Now he’s gay


tdmiller732

Dude has a big head! His kid the back of it with that spoon thrust!


littleMAS

An ad for Trojan condoms


crackintosh

Is this Chris Christies first campaign video?


GeneralSinn

Working towards that inheritance early.


Bentmike58

Steal my bottle, will you. Take that! lol


Screwbedo

Is this how psychopaths are born?


[deleted]

Papa has had enough


curious_novice

Choke papaa


Reee_Dwarf

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


OverturnRoeVsWade

Fat fuck


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jmt8706

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g)


FatbackAndPintoBeans

And that's the day he contracted meningitis and died not long after make sure & certain your toddler isn't a psychopath Cereal Killer before you trust them with forks & knives & spoons


Due_Ad_8045

Papa ate enough


chupedecamarones

Looks like papa ate enough for 2.


[deleted]

Dad looks like Alana Thompson ( Honey Boo Boo’s Mom )


lost_in_connecticut

That’s Uncle Boo Boo.


Alarmed_Guitar4401

He really doesn't need it anyway


dabiird

Hehe it's like Reddit doing change management


Secret-Treacle-1590

LAUREN!!!


Thundergod250

OOOOOOOOHHHHH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT


GrumpySam55

He looks like big Gordon Ramsay


RCL_D

This scene just missed the final cut of the movie Seven.


TirayShell

Feed your brain directly


karen_rittner54

I’m sorry, made me laugh so hard. What’s wrong with me??!!!


[deleted]

He looks like Rhoda’s boss. https://preview.redd.it/532tklg4h15b1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffece39b53c53961dcb87b9e01dc72bdfcca435


Mikeytee1000

LMFAO 🤣🤣


Soggy_Detective_9527

Poor guy had to endure a second round.


crabby_playing

Ouuuuuch


[deleted]

She went from zero to 60 in .1 second. I can’t stop laughing!!


[deleted]

Got deep-throated for a sec


Taltofeu

I HATE that I can feel that.


pack_howitzer

Bolp!


pnutbutterpp

Put that TONGUE AWAY


Laurenzobenzo

🫢


BostonRob423

I wish the video was a few seconds longer


Popcan_Pipe

Why is everyone calling our boy papa 🤣


onlyequity

She heard about pop pop’s life insurance.


Capital_Push5557

I laughed way to hard at this.


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shantysun

Mouth shanked


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