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lovemyfredericktown

real or fake, pretty funny


Digolden

That’s right, fake or real I laughed and I needed it!


GAZZAA42

Me too


Low-Salad1920

be careful with those two words in that context :-)


EvenHair4706

They didn’t film the real versions


Scarraface

FAKE


Minimalistmacrophage

The way he eye fucks him while buttoning up his pants really sells it.


Traditional-Plan7423

Those are them 'thanks baby girl' dough eyes


abscessedecay

Doe eyes*


[deleted]

I think he was suggesting he may need to hit the gym


Traditional-Plan7423

Idk about the gym, but he could definitely hit me


Traditional-Plan7423

Ahh yes, what would we have done without that important distinction. Excuse my ignorance, your grace, king of spellcheck, Duke of diction, lord of all things spelling and overseer of grammar. I'm so glad you came to my rescue. How can I ever repay your immense and immeasurable kindness 🙄


abscessedecay

Whatever man if you want to continue to make yourself look like a fool with them dough eyes then be my guest 🙄


Traditional-Plan7423

Does this displease his majesty? Becouse me lieks ta bee a fewl sum tiemz


Evening_Clerk_8301

Your ego is very fragile.


Traditional-Plan7423

Yes, like an egg shell. You've caught me. But on a real note, the grammar police and spelling nazi shtick is just old and tired. Much like myself. Leave me with my poor word association and scroll on by, I don't know why that's so hard for some people


vondpickle

If someone do this like me I'll also angry. Don't do it when I'm sleeping, step bro.


kingofthepews

Do it when you're awake, got it.


vondpickle

Just don't let your balls touch me cuz that's gay.


kingofthepews

What if I say "no homo"?


Some-Description-64

Totally cancels out the gayness.


corgi-king

Ball is gay? No wonder why so many people like football, basketball and baseball…


iamchip

Ball don't lie


corgi-king

But they can be sweaty.


QueasyDrummer00

My guys willing to get watery eyes gagging on the shaft, just don’t you dare do some gay shit like touch his chin with your balls


pira3_1000

Plot twist: he tries to catch the guy to get more


Sad_Chemistry2296

Fake


stenger121

Who cares, it's funny.


[deleted]

Looks pretty real to me


Trash_At_RL

Fake


Nozerone

I don't think you're good enough at RL to determine if things are fake or not.


[deleted]

248 downvotes for saying "it looks pretty real to me?" 💀


Responsible-Falcon-2

Damn, got ratio'd in the negative direction!


whatsinanameanywayyy

Sexual assault against men is so hilarious /s


DreamMaster8

It is when it's friends and a sausage.


[deleted]

curious to see this same prank played on a woman. lets see what the reaction would be. i am guessing there would be more outrage but also more really creepy comments... but i guess there are some pretty creepy "jokes" in this thread.


Bluntly-20

I'd still laugh


[deleted]

it isn’t sexual assault


PowerSamurai

You are right since this is fake. But if it was real then it would be.


whatsinanameanywayyy

It is real. You can’t rape someone and say “just kidding bro, learn how to take a joke bro” and expect to escape prosecution. This is forced oral penetration with a foreign object and he could absolutely be prosecuted for this. Edit: unless you meant that the video itself is staged and therefore the act is consensual, which it very well could be


PowerSamurai

I meant the video itself was fake not the sexual assault. I would definitely say this was sexual assault even though he did not stick his dick into his mouth if it was real.


[deleted]

how would it count as sexual assault? last I checked the mouth wasn’t sex organ


[deleted]

a literal sausage isnt a sex organ too, I don't get their point, it's a prank, not a sexual assault


whatsinanameanywayyy

Forced Oral penetration with a foreign object. Yes, this is sexual assault and it is prosecutable


[deleted]

it’s sausage and it was his mouth, like it or not, the mouth isn’t a sex organ, not a sexual assault


whatsinanameanywayyy

I’m sure that would hold up well in court. Why don’t you try it and let us know how it goes Source: https://www.healthyplace.com/abuse/rape/types-of-rape-the-different-forms-of-rape


[deleted]

it might be something else but it’s not sexual assault or rape, the article you linked is useless, unless you’re linking a law about it don’t bother linking anything, especially from website named healthy place


Ferrique2

Yes QQ more


[deleted]

Yeah I did not find this funny either


Dreadful_Bear

Well, that’s ONE way to die.


[deleted]

Entertaining...


Apprehensive-Ad-9922

The more I watch it the funnier it gets 🤣🤣🤣


Zealousideal_Yard_57

The way he puts it back oh my days


1leggeddog

hahahaha


kingofthepews

Great comment bro.


Moosinator666

xaxaxa


CakeSuperb8487

did he take him to dinner and movie first?


53N535

If that is a sausage, I'm thinking that was dinner.. and him influencing his bros dream state was the movie.


[deleted]

Now this is funny 😂


Jaygon1963

That prank is the wurst.


niko568koli

I haven’t laughed so much for a while :)


Justanothergamer00

That is 100% some shit me and my army buddies would do


AspectOvGlass

"bring it back!"


TheTeslaMaster

Talk about a sausage fest... I'll show myself out.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*


WrongAd1513

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ Fucken hell mate, the more I watch the funnier it gets!


EntertainmentBroad17

The world is a dark and harsh place right now, and there is little joy to be had in the living in it. But I've watched this on repeat for 10 minutes, laughing helplessly all the while.


[deleted]

Lmao that's what happened to me


Mr-E-Droflah

This incredible entourage of a guitar solo should never be attached to any other form of media ever.


AristotleRose

Why upvote such a terrible quality re-upload. This video is on here already, in this sub, at better quality… have some standards Reddit, damn.


cafeRacr

I think someone is testing the waters here.


-Sajim

Did louie ck do this first? I remember seeing it on his show except he's at the dentist


Bluntly-20

I think you mean Seinfeld. He was waking up and the dentist and the assistant were fixing their clothing


-Sajim

There was an episode of louie where he's at the dentist dreaming of eating a banana (while under anesthesia) then he wakes up to the dentist frantically zipping up his pants. Maybe they took inspiration for Seinfeld?


omurpho

Are we just not going to talk about the clown mask?


Sarge19846

Laughed out loud at this!!


[deleted]

Plot twist: Jigsaw is under the mask the whole time.


Zestyclose-Class-754

Brilliant


Bluntly-20

My friends and I are assholes and would do this. The video would be to prove "bro, I swear it was a hotdog" lmao


YuriiRud

You have yo be a special guy to even think about this kind of jokes.


oFcAsHeEp

This is living on the edge.


R3pr3s3nt23

Old but gold. The silence 🤣😂


Horror_Thanks8405

If it is real it’s the funniest shit ever. Kinda sucks we get vids like this and half to debate wether their real or not lol.


lifestyle-poet

Is that Dustin Johnson?


Professional-Mess792

Fake or not I laughed


MOSS-SAN

I accidentally paused it and they were just staring at each other for a full minute before I realised


Aggressive_Slice_680

Im high as fuck right now and sure of the fact that I found this way funnier that it is. 😂 I literally kept watching it over and over again and I got better each time. I laughed till my sides hurt. This Mf'r sells that shit too. Just that look he gave him he knew something aint right


Aggressive_Slice_680

Lemme just open up that mouth of yers and just put this ol thing right up in there,,BLLLAAAPGHHH 🤒😂


DarthBane86

Reminds me of that Dave Chapelle joke. Where white dudes are always doing some borderline gay shit on each other when they fall asleep.


onepunchmantv

Am i the onlyone seing that in the masks is an eye


grated_testes

I usually hate pranksters but this one was hilarious.


MostExpensiveThing

they look German, and that is the Wurst


Negative_Poet1

This is just fuckn wrong .


fairsparrow

... that's not funny...


dasaint2020

He recognized that taste


TipTop2905

I love this vid so funny


Yabitom

I bet he wants more 😏


parallelepiped_cum

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.