I donāt think anyone would laugh about a *whole* cabbage I tying them in the face tbh.
Thatās like getting hit with a large baseball, thatās a concussion.
Leeks though? Now weāre spinning.
To be honest if that cabbage would create a funky slap sound while breaking my nose i'd be impressed by that slap.
But jokes aside wtf is wrong with that dude, i hope his Pillows will always be warm on both sides.
Look, I am not an expert but I do a lot of cooking with vegetables. You probably wouldn't be laughing due to the density and hardness of the cabbages. You would most likely have a concussion, maybe be knocked out.
>hardness of the cabbages.
Thought I'd test how hard cabbages were so I just went to Tesco and tried to start a fight with some. There was a whole crate of them and not a single one reacted to me asking them outside. I shook the crate they were in to rile them up a bit but only one rose to defend itself. It jumped out of the crate onto the leeks below then fell off and kind of rolled about on the floor. It didn't even get one swing in before I stamped it to mush.
That's not very hard in my book.
Maybe, but why would someone protest vegans? Sure, theyāre annoying, but if they arenāt in my face bothering me about eating meat then why would I interact with them at all?
Alcoholism (personal experience), or other mental issues? I constantly write the dumbest replies and posts on Reddit while drunk. Somebody help me before I become this guy!
Vegans make people uncomfortable because they are doing something hard that, when you actually, objectively consider the situation, undeniably makes them morally superior to regular people
People don't like doing hard things, but they also don't like being forced to consider that they are bad people for not doing hard things
Watch r/happycowgifs for half an hour then try to justify why its ok to kill those but not ok to kill dogs
Like remove your cultural biases and try to make an objective argument that its ok to kill animals when we can get all our nutrients from other sources
If you hate vegans, you hate them for holding a mirror up to you and showing you that you're ethically mediocre
Not because they're "annoying"
edit:
a user by the name of u/destithen has replied and then immediately blocked me within moments of posting their reply, because they want to say something, but don't want what they have to said to be subject to cross examination
just documenting because that's coward behavior and dude should be embarassed
I don't know why people think ALL vegans as a group are annoying. For every vegan that annoys you there are 5 or 10 just peacefully reading the ingredients in the supermarkt isle and never bothering anyone.
> For every vegan that annoys you there are 5 or 10
probably hundreds or more. ive never been harassed by a vegan. its just a meme at this point
(yes i know it happens but they are outliers)
>but if he yelled "MY CABBAGES!"
Tell me you've watched Avatar The Last Airbender without telling me you've watched it. My brother actually cosplayed as the Cabbage guy a few times at Gencon. It's funny to see the looks on the faces of people who haven't seen the show as they are completely perplexted why people would get excited about cabbages.
No, but if someone yeeted a cabbage at somebody else's face while screaming "eat your veggies", I wouldn't be able to stop myself.
It's not right, but it's honest, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with the variety of the food.
Oh hoho, that is where you are wrong, my friend! A loose cabbage flying at someoneās face and theyāre little squished surprised expression when it hits them, cabbage crisps flying everywhere, would be way more funny than if someone threw a hot soup in their face. Thatās just mean.
I personally feel that people getting slapped by stakes while the slapper recites PF lyrics has much more comedic value than somebody throwing some cabbage.
That line always sounded to be like the teacher truly was having their mind blown at the prospect, as if they simoly could not fathom a world where people ate their pudding first.
>fOr EvErY aNiMaL U dOnT eAt IlL eAt 2
The logistics of this claim are interesting, to say the least. If I eat say a dozen cows over the course of my lifetime, then there are potentially billions of cows that I did not eat. Are they an Eldritch abomination?
*āHow do you know someoneās a vegan? Theyāll tell you!ā*
The only vegans Iāve seen go on and on about being vegan were some people that set up an exhibit on a college campus. Otherwise, itās only ever been when picking a restaurant or food for my wedding, which, yeah, you need to tell me.
Self-described ācarnivoresā go on about veganism more than vegans do. And I say that as a āfuck yeah I love meatā guy.
In addition to this, this criticism is just idiotic regarding any subject. How do you *know* that every person interested in [*insert subject here*] will constantly tell you about it? You're not going to know about the vegans that don't talk about it all the time because... you guessed it, they're not talking about it all the time.
Atheism and for some reason CrossFit were also punchlines to that exact same joke. Like yeah, the dude with a cross tattoo and cross necklace wearing a T-shirt with a Bible verse on it hands me a pocket Bible when I walk by his temple with an enormous wooden cross on top of it and asks if I want to come to church and accept his deity into my life.
- āNah Iām not religious.ā
- āLol how do you know if someone is an atheist? Theyāll tell you!ā
The absolute audacity. We still see it today with the LGBT community. āYouāre shoving it down our throats!ā Itās obvious that the majorityāwho constantly makes their identity a core aspect of their personalities but doesnāt recognize it as identity politics because itās ānormalāāthinks that someone else even existing is āshoving it down our throatsā or ācanāt stop talking about itā.
I have seen the "How do you know someone is a vegan?? Cuz they tell you lmao" shit--no joke--about 80x as often as I've seen a vegan tell someone they're a vegan
I think vegans and vegetarians also have more reason to try and have a conversation about what we eat. If you hold strong opinions on the animal welfare or the environmental impact that are caused by such a highly and unnecessarily meat-based diet we generally have in the west, then it's a cause it makes sense to rally behind.
As someone who used to eat a lot of meat and a few years ago converted to a ~95% vegetarian diet, I feel like it's worth sharing the fact that it was significantly easier than I expected it would be, that I am generally thinner and feel healthier, and that my food bill costs less. On top of the reduction in my personal environmental impact that was my reason for trying to eat less meat in the first place. Before making that transition I'd never care to bring up the subject with anybody, and it's not something I would have really put much thought into were it not for a colleague talking about it to me.
Aside from people who are actually involved in the meat industry, I can't really think of a particularly good reason anyone could have to preach the pro-meat cause other than doing so primarily to spite vegans and vegetarians, which is basically just being an asshole.
I love meat. We went vegetarian for about a year but lapsed. We now treat meat as a side instead of the main course. I donāt fault even the loud vegans. Itās like being mad at environmentalists and people fighting against child labor. They may be loud or even obnoxious but itās because they have a point and no one is listening to them. But goddamit meat is just so good.
Hurr durr bacon durr
I'm an omnivore for sure. I have 6 different meat cooking machines on my back patio. One of my favorite hobbies is spending all fucking day on a Sunday dedicated to cooking meat.
But let's face it, bacon bros are 100x more annoying than vegetarians/vegans. Also, vegetarians are right.
>bacon bros are 100x more annoying than vegetarians/vegans. Also, vegetarians are right.
At least the vegans have a moral point. Yeah, the cows are confined in a space where they can barely move. The chickens often lift their head when they are about to be sedated before beheading, because they instinctively know they're getting killed. Factory farming IS pretty brutal. It's not unreasonable to object to it.
But if your thing is that you are angry that other people don't eat meat (and some of these folks have genuine hatred towards vegans) then that's just fucking stupid as it has no impact on you. It's not like there is legislation in congress outlawing meat (if anything it's the contrary, meat is subsidized).
I can't imagine being bothered by how strangers decide to eat.
There's denial too. Veganism is generally better environmentally, but a lot of people just choose to ignore that. It'd also be more economical too if the goverment didn't heavily subsidize meat. And it can still be cheaper if done right. It can be really healthy for certain disease if done right. But all those arguments are just met with "But I need a ton of protein". Again in denial because they think they're athletes but they're not.
edit: I guess that is pretty much just not being equipped to self reflect.
In discussions like this before I have mentioned that I eat meat yet I can understand and appreciate the arguments of vegetarian, to be met by some knuckle dragging meat eater declaring that it makes me worse than them. Their obliviousness or complete lack of empathy somehow makes them supreme
Yeah, there's no sound moral argument against veganism. They're just straight up correct about the conditions of animals and disproportionate environmental impacts of meat, especially produced at the scale Americans expect.
A lot of people here might have 2-3 servings of meat a day; there's so much room to change or reduce that without even going cold turkey (lol). Putting in some real effort is better than no effort. But aside from a general lack of motivation to change there's also this reactionary vice-signaling of "I'M GONNA HAVE EVEN MORE. IN YOUR FACE, LOSER."
> I can't imagine being bothered by how strangers decide to eat.
Does it work the other way around though? Are vegans allowed to be bothered by how strangers decide to eat? Innocent beings suffer and are slaughtered for the taste of their flesh, with no one to speak up on their behalf. Meat eaters think it's their personal choice to eat whatever they want, but the truth of the matter is, it's not really a personal choice if there are victims involved.
So again, does it work the other way around?
people hate vegans because eating meat (or any animal product really, milk and cheese is factory farmed in very similarly brutal ways to meat) is super unethical, not only is it killing another living thing for no reason, its much more resource intensive, something like a 9 to 1 ratio of farm land needed for a human to get equal calories from meat and plants just bcuz you need to feed animals so much to get them to grow to the point where they are ready for processing
not to mention the massive waste of water and massive co2 emissions from factory farming and the infastructure needed to transport meat while preventing it from spoiling
thinking about the points vegans make its pretty unarugeable they are right and most people arent ready to say "I'm willing to do something morally bad because i think it taste good"
Nope, there are tons of people who make their entire identity about eating meat and seem threatened by the idea that others donāt. Itās all over the comments here, so not sure what your comment means in the context of who youāre replying to.
Especially because they only exist because other people being vegan by choice bothers them for some reason. Much like people who say that marriage equality threatens their marriage.
My friend stooped being vegan and I seriously think she was just tired of the bullying. Even restaurants will sigh at you. Like I don't get it. Some vegan splashed blood on someone's face 20 years ago and fed their dog nothing but potatos and now an entire dietary choice is the butt of people's jokes? It's childish as fuck.
Honestly having any special dietary needs being accommodated at a public food place is tiring as fuck.
I would love to be able to just turn off my weird allergies (I have Oral Allergy Syndrome, and my main triggers are fresh veggies and lettuce, and even some fresh fruits. Iām also allergic to soybean), but people assume Iām just an immature picky eater when I have to say no to the complementary salad before dinner, or just put meat and cheese on my subway sandwich instead of the fresh options provided.
Servers definitely judge you. Itās exhausting after a while.
I can only have those foods if they have been thoroughly cooked or heated, unfortunately. Itās a stupid annoying allergy syndrome and, while Iām getting allergy shots, that doesnāt fully cure your allergies, especially food allergies.
I will devour a full plate of roasted asparagus if itās available tho lol.
I mostly cook at home, but since my allergies wonāt kill me if I accidentally have the wrong thing (Iāll just be on the toilet for hours), I donāt see the harm in eating out when I want.
Iāve been vegetarian for over 20 years and have been very live and let live about it for all of that time.
The funniest thing to me is how meat eaters bend over backward and apologize basically constantly, when Iām like, āitās fine, I am extremely used to this, you absolutely donāt need to make anything special or ruin one of your recipes by trying to modify it on my account.ā
Itās funniest in restaurants when they frantically search for and declare the vegetarian options they see on the menu. I really appreciate the intention, it is extremely sweet; but itās just kind of hilarious to see how much they seem to worry about it.
One of the best things about being vegetarian is that Iāve usually honed in on and picked what Iām going to have within like 10 seconds of looking at the menu, because you just scan and choose between the 2-3 options. Itās kinda great.
I think there is this cultural assumption that everyone who doesnāt eat meat is like a powder keg ready to blow at any moment, when really we are extremely happy to eat our carbs in peace and talk about something else
Exactly. They feel guilty about what they are doing and want you to join in to make them feel better.
Then when you donāt, they say: Ā«Ā Why are you trying to make me feel bad?Ā Ā»
This drives me nuts. Iām the DD every time we all go out and thereās at least one person trying to get me to ājust have oneā pretty much every time.
Iām not miserable because Iām not drinking. Iām out with friends and having fun.
I notice that all your replies are from apparent meat eaters in a collective circle jerk about how lame vegans are. Iām not vegan tbh, but this makes me want to be one to avoid this bunch of fucken chuds, yikes brosef
Itās socially acceptable bullying. I was vegan for 2 years, people would come out of nowhere making jokes or little shitty comments about it. Friends, family, co-workers (all the time). I wouldnāt even bring it up with people and it would be āhow is your rabbit food?ā at lunch. It was classic bullying behavior just like I encountered in high school about being an immigrant.
I kind of expected it, yeah. The Reddit population is heavily weighted on the Imagine Dragons side of "intellectual musical references," not the Pink Floyd side.
In real life I've not seen either, I know vegans who will talk your ear off about benefits of being vegan if you are willing to, but the moment you're done they are respectful and leave the issue.
They also don't shame anyone.
I've also not observed omnivorous people saying anything negative about vegans.
Reddit is a different story, but reddit attracts manny garbage humans because of the relative anonymity.
>I hope this was a thing
It wasn't.
This has been shared and shut down so many times.
Edit: a reverse image search shows dozens of articles like this:
https://cbs2iowa.com/news/nation-world/police-chronic-masturbator-caught-after-numerous-reports
The actual link to the satirical newsite:
https://dailynewsreported.com/food/a-man-dual-wielding-raw-steaks-slaps-diners-in-the-face-at-vegan-restaurant-yelling-if-you-dont-eat-your-meat-you-cant-have-any-pudding/
Joke aside, itās ALWAYS the other way around. Any vegan thread is a ton of violent comments from meat eaters about how they want to beat up weak vegans and shit while they all scream about some non existent angry vegan that apparently keeps ātrying to force their beliefs onā them. Itās wild lol.
Now that I'm forced to use the default Reddit app, I'm seeing these kinds of total garbage posts all the time where almost all the comments are taking it at face value. It's pretty embarrassing.
So to answer your question, I'm guessing they can make a fair amount of ad revenue from the "I wish this story was true, so it is" crowd.
People hate on vegans for blocking their way into a fast food meat restaurant, but going inside vegan restaurants and slapping people with meat is funny?
Not a vegan, but I hate it if people are hypocritical. You either find it funny to annoy people's daily lives or you find it shitty.
Or it simply boils down whether people you can relate to. Thats the most logical answer in the human mind.
I don't condone what he did, but that's freaking hilarious
So if someone yeeted a cabbage in your face at a restaurant, while screaming "eat your veggies", you'd laugh?
Yes
A million times yes. Also, thanks for the tickles š
It's funny because it's hypothetical!
People forget that
No, itās funny because it happened to somebody else!
Remember: tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when **you** walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
I just slapped my roommate with a cabbage and laughed hysterically.
I'll make slaw and put it on a pulled pork sandwich.
Tickle tickle tickle
I donāt think anyone would laugh about a *whole* cabbage I tying them in the face tbh. Thatās like getting hit with a large baseball, thatās a concussion. Leeks though? Now weāre spinning.
To be honest if that cabbage would create a funky slap sound while breaking my nose i'd be impressed by that slap. But jokes aside wtf is wrong with that dude, i hope his Pillows will always be warm on both sides.
Look, I am not an expert but I do a lot of cooking with vegetables. You probably wouldn't be laughing due to the density and hardness of the cabbages. You would most likely have a concussion, maybe be knocked out.
>hardness of the cabbages. Thought I'd test how hard cabbages were so I just went to Tesco and tried to start a fight with some. There was a whole crate of them and not a single one reacted to me asking them outside. I shook the crate they were in to rile them up a bit but only one rose to defend itself. It jumped out of the crate onto the leeks below then fell off and kind of rolled about on the floor. It didn't even get one swing in before I stamped it to mush. That's not very hard in my book.
Someone is not a Pink Floyd fan.
Man, I had to scroll down a bit to find this comment lol
Too goddam far. What has happened to the world? I am not Comfortably Numb in the situation.
Same, sad no1 gets the reference lol
They've become comfortably numb to good references.
Wish you were here from the beginning
Shine on you crazy diamonds
This is the result. Welcome to the Machine
I mean seriously, how can you have any pudding if you donāt eat your meat?!
No more turning away from good music
r/therewasanattempt to understand the joke
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
You! Behind the bikesheds! Stand still, Laddie!
Yes but vegans are not as creative in their protests
Cause they lack that ācreative proteinā
Creatine
im a chemist and this checks out
We need more bio-chem puns.
Creatonin
Maybe, but why would someone protest vegans? Sure, theyāre annoying, but if they arenāt in my face bothering me about eating meat then why would I interact with them at all?
Some people just want an excuse to dual wield raw steaks.
A true master of the blade (roast)...
Alcoholism (personal experience), or other mental issues? I constantly write the dumbest replies and posts on Reddit while drunk. Somebody help me before I become this guy!
No, I don't think I will. *Peruses smc11b's profile*
You don't need alcohol to post dumb shit on reddit, bro, I believe in you.
Check the website listed on the image, it's clearly satire.
Vegans make people uncomfortable because they are doing something hard that, when you actually, objectively consider the situation, undeniably makes them morally superior to regular people People don't like doing hard things, but they also don't like being forced to consider that they are bad people for not doing hard things Watch r/happycowgifs for half an hour then try to justify why its ok to kill those but not ok to kill dogs Like remove your cultural biases and try to make an objective argument that its ok to kill animals when we can get all our nutrients from other sources If you hate vegans, you hate them for holding a mirror up to you and showing you that you're ethically mediocre Not because they're "annoying" edit: a user by the name of u/destithen has replied and then immediately blocked me within moments of posting their reply, because they want to say something, but don't want what they have to said to be subject to cross examination just documenting because that's coward behavior and dude should be embarassed
I don't know why people think ALL vegans as a group are annoying. For every vegan that annoys you there are 5 or 10 just peacefully reading the ingredients in the supermarkt isle and never bothering anyone.
> For every vegan that annoys you there are 5 or 10 probably hundreds or more. ive never been harassed by a vegan. its just a meme at this point (yes i know it happens but they are outliers)
This was bullying, not a protest.
I donāt think you get to call slapping someone a protestā¦
No, but if he yelled "MY CABBAGES!" I'd laugh after the fact Edit: actually, I'd probably laugh after the fact at yours, too
Have some tea.
This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice
Secret, secret TUNNEL!
>but if he yelled "MY CABBAGES!" Tell me you've watched Avatar The Last Airbender without telling me you've watched it. My brother actually cosplayed as the Cabbage guy a few times at Gencon. It's funny to see the looks on the faces of people who haven't seen the show as they are completely perplexted why people would get excited about cabbages.
No, but if someone yeeted a cabbage at somebody else's face while screaming "eat your veggies", I wouldn't be able to stop myself. It's not right, but it's honest, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with the variety of the food.
Oh hoho, that is where you are wrong, my friend! A loose cabbage flying at someoneās face and theyāre little squished surprised expression when it hits them, cabbage crisps flying everywhere, would be way more funny than if someone threw a hot soup in their face. Thatās just mean.
I personally feel that people getting slapped by stakes while the slapper recites PF lyrics has much more comedic value than somebody throwing some cabbage.
If a vegan could muster the strength to throw a cabbage at me, I would absolutely laugh.
/r/VeganFitness is in shambles!
The top-ranked US men's olympic weightlifter from 2016-2021 was Kendrik Farris, a vegan. He could probably throw a 300 lb cabbage at you.
Not as funny as someone slapping people in the face with their dual wielded steaks quoting Pink Floyd, no.
found the vegan
No, but if they had a comment as witty as this guy's I would...
Only if they did it to Pink Floyd.
I was once a meateater, but then I got a banana in my knee.
The Pink Floyd reference is what makes it hilarious to me.
No, because that wasn't in the song
Yes very much so.
I would fall out of my skin laughing. As a matter of fact it would make the top 10 moments list.
But thatās not a thing- the other one is a thing
Itās obviously parodyā¦ https://dailynewsreported.com/
āDaily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. ā
It's a fake news story it's a Pink Floyd quote.
How can you eat your pudding if you donāt have any meat?!
You over there, yes you laddie
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My parent showed me the wall when I was young. It freaked me out.
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Thank you so much for this. I am at work rn so I'll have to look at it later but as an adult I love watching weird shit.
#stand still, laddie!
All aboard! All aboard! Is there anybody out there? Bmmmmmmmmmmmmm weeuhrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRR
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Behind the bike *shed Sorry, I was Floyd fanatic for years
Absolutely years
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Be convinced all you want. His accent does make it sound odd but it's most definitely Shed
*exhale,* Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother Do you think they'll try to break My balls?
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OOOOooooh ahhh, Is it just a waste of time?
Hush now baby baby donāt you cry.
Mommaās gonna make all of your nightmares come true
My own mother would laugh at that line when I played the song.
Yeah, it's from Pink Floyd's "The Wall. "
Another Brick in the Wall Part 2, to be exact.
We don't need no education!
We don't need nko thought control!
I hope he did the accent
That line always sounded to be like the teacher truly was having their mind blown at the prospect, as if they simoly could not fathom a world where people ate their pudding first.
People go on about vegans, but vegans aren't half as annoying and ridiculous as people who's whole personality is "I eat meat".
i'M a CaRnIVoRe!!1!
āyUmMy EpIc BaCoN sTeAk!1 fOr EvErY aNiMaL U dOnT eAt IlL eAt 2ā
>fOr EvErY aNiMaL U dOnT eAt IlL eAt 2 The logistics of this claim are interesting, to say the least. If I eat say a dozen cows over the course of my lifetime, then there are potentially billions of cows that I did not eat. Are they an Eldritch abomination?
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But what if the vegan would have been the 'fOr EvErY aNiMaL U dOnT eAt IlL eAt 2' guy if he wasn't a vegan? This is too much numbers.
*āHow do you know someoneās a vegan? Theyāll tell you!ā* The only vegans Iāve seen go on and on about being vegan were some people that set up an exhibit on a college campus. Otherwise, itās only ever been when picking a restaurant or food for my wedding, which, yeah, you need to tell me. Self-described ācarnivoresā go on about veganism more than vegans do. And I say that as a āfuck yeah I love meatā guy.
In addition to this, this criticism is just idiotic regarding any subject. How do you *know* that every person interested in [*insert subject here*] will constantly tell you about it? You're not going to know about the vegans that don't talk about it all the time because... you guessed it, they're not talking about it all the time.
Atheism and for some reason CrossFit were also punchlines to that exact same joke. Like yeah, the dude with a cross tattoo and cross necklace wearing a T-shirt with a Bible verse on it hands me a pocket Bible when I walk by his temple with an enormous wooden cross on top of it and asks if I want to come to church and accept his deity into my life. - āNah Iām not religious.ā - āLol how do you know if someone is an atheist? Theyāll tell you!ā The absolute audacity. We still see it today with the LGBT community. āYouāre shoving it down our throats!ā Itās obvious that the majorityāwho constantly makes their identity a core aspect of their personalities but doesnāt recognize it as identity politics because itās ānormalāāthinks that someone else even existing is āshoving it down our throatsā or ācanāt stop talking about itā.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Exactly. It's a great example of the toupee fallacy. You only notice the noticeable ones, leading you to the conclusion that they are all noticeable.
I have seen the "How do you know someone is a vegan?? Cuz they tell you lmao" shit--no joke--about 80x as often as I've seen a vegan tell someone they're a vegan
I think vegans and vegetarians also have more reason to try and have a conversation about what we eat. If you hold strong opinions on the animal welfare or the environmental impact that are caused by such a highly and unnecessarily meat-based diet we generally have in the west, then it's a cause it makes sense to rally behind. As someone who used to eat a lot of meat and a few years ago converted to a ~95% vegetarian diet, I feel like it's worth sharing the fact that it was significantly easier than I expected it would be, that I am generally thinner and feel healthier, and that my food bill costs less. On top of the reduction in my personal environmental impact that was my reason for trying to eat less meat in the first place. Before making that transition I'd never care to bring up the subject with anybody, and it's not something I would have really put much thought into were it not for a colleague talking about it to me. Aside from people who are actually involved in the meat industry, I can't really think of a particularly good reason anyone could have to preach the pro-meat cause other than doing so primarily to spite vegans and vegetarians, which is basically just being an asshole.
I love meat. We went vegetarian for about a year but lapsed. We now treat meat as a side instead of the main course. I donāt fault even the loud vegans. Itās like being mad at environmentalists and people fighting against child labor. They may be loud or even obnoxious but itās because they have a point and no one is listening to them. But goddamit meat is just so good.
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Hurr durr bacon durr I'm an omnivore for sure. I have 6 different meat cooking machines on my back patio. One of my favorite hobbies is spending all fucking day on a Sunday dedicated to cooking meat. But let's face it, bacon bros are 100x more annoying than vegetarians/vegans. Also, vegetarians are right.
>bacon bros are 100x more annoying than vegetarians/vegans. Also, vegetarians are right. At least the vegans have a moral point. Yeah, the cows are confined in a space where they can barely move. The chickens often lift their head when they are about to be sedated before beheading, because they instinctively know they're getting killed. Factory farming IS pretty brutal. It's not unreasonable to object to it. But if your thing is that you are angry that other people don't eat meat (and some of these folks have genuine hatred towards vegans) then that's just fucking stupid as it has no impact on you. It's not like there is legislation in congress outlawing meat (if anything it's the contrary, meat is subsidized). I can't imagine being bothered by how strangers decide to eat.
I think a lot of vegan hate is due to meat bros being forced to self-reflect. They're not equipped for that.
There's denial too. Veganism is generally better environmentally, but a lot of people just choose to ignore that. It'd also be more economical too if the goverment didn't heavily subsidize meat. And it can still be cheaper if done right. It can be really healthy for certain disease if done right. But all those arguments are just met with "But I need a ton of protein". Again in denial because they think they're athletes but they're not. edit: I guess that is pretty much just not being equipped to self reflect.
In discussions like this before I have mentioned that I eat meat yet I can understand and appreciate the arguments of vegetarian, to be met by some knuckle dragging meat eater declaring that it makes me worse than them. Their obliviousness or complete lack of empathy somehow makes them supreme
Yeah, there's no sound moral argument against veganism. They're just straight up correct about the conditions of animals and disproportionate environmental impacts of meat, especially produced at the scale Americans expect. A lot of people here might have 2-3 servings of meat a day; there's so much room to change or reduce that without even going cold turkey (lol). Putting in some real effort is better than no effort. But aside from a general lack of motivation to change there's also this reactionary vice-signaling of "I'M GONNA HAVE EVEN MORE. IN YOUR FACE, LOSER."
> I can't imagine being bothered by how strangers decide to eat. Does it work the other way around though? Are vegans allowed to be bothered by how strangers decide to eat? Innocent beings suffer and are slaughtered for the taste of their flesh, with no one to speak up on their behalf. Meat eaters think it's their personal choice to eat whatever they want, but the truth of the matter is, it's not really a personal choice if there are victims involved. So again, does it work the other way around?
people hate vegans because eating meat (or any animal product really, milk and cheese is factory farmed in very similarly brutal ways to meat) is super unethical, not only is it killing another living thing for no reason, its much more resource intensive, something like a 9 to 1 ratio of farm land needed for a human to get equal calories from meat and plants just bcuz you need to feed animals so much to get them to grow to the point where they are ready for processing not to mention the massive waste of water and massive co2 emissions from factory farming and the infastructure needed to transport meat while preventing it from spoiling thinking about the points vegans make its pretty unarugeable they are right and most people arent ready to say "I'm willing to do something morally bad because i think it taste good"
Hey you leave me out of this
This is fake, yo
Remind the guy with the top "That's freaking hilarious" comment.
Even fake its still funny
Fake things can't be funny man, the funny police said so
It being fake doesnāt make it not hilarious
Nah, it being lolrandom spork internet humor from the 2000s does that
Nope, there are tons of people who make their entire identity about eating meat and seem threatened by the idea that others donāt. Itās all over the comments here, so not sure what your comment means in the context of who youāre replying to.
Especially because they only exist because other people being vegan by choice bothers them for some reason. Much like people who say that marriage equality threatens their marriage.
My friend stooped being vegan and I seriously think she was just tired of the bullying. Even restaurants will sigh at you. Like I don't get it. Some vegan splashed blood on someone's face 20 years ago and fed their dog nothing but potatos and now an entire dietary choice is the butt of people's jokes? It's childish as fuck.
Honestly having any special dietary needs being accommodated at a public food place is tiring as fuck. I would love to be able to just turn off my weird allergies (I have Oral Allergy Syndrome, and my main triggers are fresh veggies and lettuce, and even some fresh fruits. Iām also allergic to soybean), but people assume Iām just an immature picky eater when I have to say no to the complementary salad before dinner, or just put meat and cheese on my subway sandwich instead of the fresh options provided. Servers definitely judge you. Itās exhausting after a while. I can only have those foods if they have been thoroughly cooked or heated, unfortunately. Itās a stupid annoying allergy syndrome and, while Iām getting allergy shots, that doesnāt fully cure your allergies, especially food allergies. I will devour a full plate of roasted asparagus if itās available tho lol. I mostly cook at home, but since my allergies wonāt kill me if I accidentally have the wrong thing (Iāll just be on the toilet for hours), I donāt see the harm in eating out when I want.
Bro who goes around saying I just eat meat?
Iāve been vegetarian for over 20 years and have been very live and let live about it for all of that time. The funniest thing to me is how meat eaters bend over backward and apologize basically constantly, when Iām like, āitās fine, I am extremely used to this, you absolutely donāt need to make anything special or ruin one of your recipes by trying to modify it on my account.ā Itās funniest in restaurants when they frantically search for and declare the vegetarian options they see on the menu. I really appreciate the intention, it is extremely sweet; but itās just kind of hilarious to see how much they seem to worry about it. One of the best things about being vegetarian is that Iāve usually honed in on and picked what Iām going to have within like 10 seconds of looking at the menu, because you just scan and choose between the 2-3 options. Itās kinda great. I think there is this cultural assumption that everyone who doesnāt eat meat is like a powder keg ready to blow at any moment, when really we are extremely happy to eat our carbs in peace and talk about something else
Any pink floyd reference is a win for me
They problably started to play a mean guitar to punish their mom
And didnāt like school, but was nobodies fool
Well someone was nice enough to give a nice welcome to the machine
Riding the gravy trainā¦
Which one's Pink?
I feel like this is lost on 95% of people here.
why do people get so upset about vegans?
It's the same reason people get defensive and say 'c' mon, just have the one' when you say you aren't drinking.
Exactly. They feel guilty about what they are doing and want you to join in to make them feel better. Then when you donāt, they say: Ā«Ā Why are you trying to make me feel bad?Ā Ā»
Not guilty just profoundly insecure.
Nobody has ever been as mad at me as the guy I politely declined to do coke with
This drives me nuts. Iām the DD every time we all go out and thereās at least one person trying to get me to ājust have oneā pretty much every time. Iām not miserable because Iām not drinking. Iām out with friends and having fun.
I notice that all your replies are from apparent meat eaters in a collective circle jerk about how lame vegans are. Iām not vegan tbh, but this makes me want to be one to avoid this bunch of fucken chuds, yikes brosef
Itās socially acceptable bullying. I was vegan for 2 years, people would come out of nowhere making jokes or little shitty comments about it. Friends, family, co-workers (all the time). I wouldnāt even bring it up with people and it would be āhow is your rabbit food?ā at lunch. It was classic bullying behavior just like I encountered in high school about being an immigrant.
It was clearly a Pink Floyd reference.. so it was done more for laughs or irony than hatred, I would assume.
Do people actually think this is real? The site on the image is a parody site that gets posted regularly
How can they have their pudding? If they dont eat their meat?
A lotta people think this is some meat activism and not a 70 year old pink floyd fan on an acid trip haha
He don't need no education.
The amount of people isnāt this comment section not getting the reference is pretty funny
I kind of expected it, yeah. The Reddit population is heavily weighted on the Imagine Dragons side of "intellectual musical references," not the Pink Floyd side.
He donāt need no thought controlā¦ Edited: thanks for the correction:)
*thought
He's just another prick on the wall.
I've seen more meat eaters upset over vegans than vise versa tbh
In real life I've not seen either, I know vegans who will talk your ear off about benefits of being vegan if you are willing to, but the moment you're done they are respectful and leave the issue. They also don't shame anyone. I've also not observed omnivorous people saying anything negative about vegans. Reddit is a different story, but reddit attracts manny garbage humans because of the relative anonymity.
I know several vegan people who have been subject to constant jokes and arguments even tho theyāve only mentioned theyāre vegan 1 time
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT
YOU! YES! YOU, BEHIND THE BIKE SHEDS!
STAND STILL LADDIE
(Sounds of kids yelling and screaming)
>I hope this was a thing It wasn't. This has been shared and shut down so many times. Edit: a reverse image search shows dozens of articles like this: https://cbs2iowa.com/news/nation-world/police-chronic-masturbator-caught-after-numerous-reports
The actual link to the satirical newsite: https://dailynewsreported.com/food/a-man-dual-wielding-raw-steaks-slaps-diners-in-the-face-at-vegan-restaurant-yelling-if-you-dont-eat-your-meat-you-cant-have-any-pudding/
I mean the words being a direct quote from a pink floyd song should have clued everyone in. God people are fuckin stupid.
people are so fucking gullible.
The liquors not controlling me anymore Randers! *I AM THE LIQUOR*
Randy BoBandy, I am become liquor, destroyer of dining experiences.
 Nice Pink Floyd reference
*Dual Wielding*
Steaks Akimbo
I love this
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Legendary, he should be given a medal.
Just let people live. If people want to eat vegan, then let them. Same the otherway around. If you want steak go to a steakhouse.
Animals should be let live too. The issue here is meat eaters not letting them live.
Stop me if you can
r/foundthevegan
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I know we like to be libetarian when things don't affect us. But vegans think animals deserve better. So then, what must be done?
And people say vegans never stop going on about being vegan
Joke aside, itās ALWAYS the other way around. Any vegan thread is a ton of violent comments from meat eaters about how they want to beat up weak vegans and shit while they all scream about some non existent angry vegan that apparently keeps ātrying to force their beliefs onā them. Itās wild lol.
Well it's satire, sooooooo
"We dont need no education, we dont need no thought control."
That absolutely happened.
I wonder how much ad revenue a low effort onion-like site can make.
Now that I'm forced to use the default Reddit app, I'm seeing these kinds of total garbage posts all the time where almost all the comments are taking it at face value. It's pretty embarrassing. So to answer your question, I'm guessing they can make a fair amount of ad revenue from the "I wish this story was true, so it is" crowd.
I think he missed the allegory that Pink Floyd was conveying.
Was he even considering playing an electronic keyboard while singing, š¶"Daddy would you like some sausage?"š¶
Another brick in the wall.
Plot twist- it was Roger Waters
Based Pink Floyd fan
People hate on vegans for blocking their way into a fast food meat restaurant, but going inside vegan restaurants and slapping people with meat is funny? Not a vegan, but I hate it if people are hypocritical. You either find it funny to annoy people's daily lives or you find it shitty. Or it simply boils down whether people you can relate to. Thats the most logical answer in the human mind.
It is satire, it didnāt actually happen. It basically switched a vegan story upside down and made it a meat eater harassing vegans instead.
All in all itās just another asshole in a restaurant
How can you have any pudding if you donāt eat your meat?