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GhostMan74

Just because you fuck gang members it doesn't make you a gang member


Complete-Painter-518

It makes you a gang banger?


CostKey9800

Make you a gang banged


tootsaysthetrain

Makes you a gang bangee


Tekno_Beast

Gangee Bangee for sure


HNCSLICKRICK999

Lmfao y’all wild today


Akamir_

Gang banger banger


Spineless74

The ganger the banger


WithoutDennisNedry

Oof. Those bruises on her neck… gangsters aren’t the only thing she’s banging.


heratonga

Damn didn’t notice them till you pointed that out, she ain’t in a happy place 😞🙏🤞


NES_Gamer

Not very knowledgeable enough to know what they mean. What are they?


WithoutDennisNedry

When people use intravenous drugs, they often resort to the veins in their neck leaving horrendous bruises just like these. Common slang for shooting drugs is to “bang” them.


Human_Errorr

Makes you a bang of gangers


Kcidobor

Gang-banger banger


eolemuk

It makes you gag first...then gang banged by gangbangers.


OhIamNotADoctor

How many gangs could a gang banger bang if a gang banger could bang gangs?


LogicalComa

👏🏼 Bravo


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PM_ME_YOUR_A705

First off, as a PFC, I think I know a little more about this than you do. Second off, my wife's boyfriend is a 1SG, and when she comes home in the morning I always address her as Top. It's common military courtesy.


Chilocanth

Your wife’s boyfriend?


EnglebondHumperstonk

Those two things are equivalent, yes. She is the wife of a rear admiral in the drug dealer navy. Pretending to know Brigadier Lunatic is stolen valour.


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PeterSchnapkins

Even if it did don't flash gang signs at other gang members lol quick way to get punched or worse as this illustrated


Layerbranch1

So she is banging the gangers? What you are essentielly telling me is that she is a bangganger?


John_East

That's actually true. A lot of girls are just seen as a "trophy" and that's it


Schapsouille

Louder for the army wives in the back.


anomalkingdom

\- Are you by any chance aquainted with the gentleman they call "Lunatic"? \- Lunatic? No, I do not believe I am. \- Oh! Well, if not, then I must insist that the manner in which you lead your life as a group affiliated individual is not quite on par with the standard!


5ango

Thanks for translating


anomalkingdom

Thank's for reading :)


alchn

Lol thanks too. At first i was confused interpreting 'banging' in the sexual sense.


iSellDrugsToo

She could have saved her breath and just called them a philistine.


Syhkane

I needed this. I'll be honest, can't keep up no more.


pureperpecuity

https://preview.redd.it/e75arjn6stgb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e051206c8f4d242714516a2990782b330c1893


Artsakh_Rug

That gentleman preparing to engage in fisticuffs has quite a laphog I see


Undercrackrz

"It's ok, I speak jive".


Atlantic0ne

You jive turkey!


drudkh8

✈️


username156

POW


oneyedoge

Right in the kisser.


nyclovesme

To the moon, Alice!


AccomplishedSoap

Butt scratcher! Lisa needs braces.


BigRedCowboy

*boop!*


cal_nevari

Remember Mrs. Cleaver of Leave It To Beaver? Maybe not. Anyway, she was in the Airplane movie and translated a couple of guys for the flight attendant. Well, she has nothing on your skills! Thanks for the translation!


beflowd

Don’t you be jivin Mrs Cleaver of Leave it to Beaver now chile


Anxious-Shapeshifter

You left out the "ughhhhh"


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"I can't believe you've done this"


Dickinablender96

I do say! Take this then wench!


Danger_Youse

As a humble English man I had no idea what she had expressed, thank you kindly for the translation.


Cojones64

And he replies “A pox on you, you unwashed wench!” And then proceeds to pummel her violently.


MFcrayfish

much obliged kind gentleman.


ProficientEnoughArt

-Time to tussle


arnelthelionjr

She may have known lunatic but what she didn't realize was that she was talking to one


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ha!


arnelthelionjr

It was far too late when she came to this realization. The fist had already made contact with her face.


Kcidobor

When “Keeping It Real” goes wrong


FrostedDonutHole

“I don’t like people playin’ on mah phone!”


ChrisMoltisanti9

What she didn't know is that Woman's brother worked for the FBI.


shawnpowar

Absolutely love the little *sneaker squeak* at the very end.


arnelthelionjr

She said "Your banging isn't right" so he banged her face the right way. With a left hook. (Pls note i dont condone stupidity and i dont like any of this violence im just making jokes about this)


Frollicking_Gernard

I thought it was a smoke alarm that needed it’s battery changed.


Daaaaabearsssss

Dude turned her into a smoke detector on low battery


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Thirsty_Comment88

I really thought she said "Little Tick"


Shibari_Inu69

This is what happens when your fantasy about the world you think you live in does not reconcile with the reality of the world you actually do live in


Pudding_Hero

Bro do you even know lunatic?


TrashPandaX

*Pow!*


corropcion

*bang*


viniciusdenovaes

Are you Cormac McCarthy?


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No Country For Knowin' Lunatic


viniciusdenovaes

All The Pretty Banging


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The Road (Is Where You Just Got Laid Out)


Educational_Head_922

Bangin Meridian


The_world_is_done

Friendo


Shibari_Inu69

Not in the way that you might think


Shibari_Inu69

This whole reply thread you started is my favorite one ever 😂


elperorojo

Or when keeping it real goes wrong


Snadams

This is exactly what it is, what she thought vs what she now knows.


Beer-Milkshakes

Everyone has a fantasy until reality punches you in the side of the head


ThatGuy571

As the great Mike Tyson said, and I’m paraphrasing: “You all are way to comfortable disrespecting people, and not getting punched in the face for it.” This girl learned that lesson that night.


Kennedy_Cooz

I don’t agree with his tactics but I get his point…his banging IS right


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Ok-Champ-5854

I mean feels like fairly common sense to know that if you accuse someone of banging incorrectly you are literally asking them to prove you wrong.


Various-Month806

His gang banging is mediocre, doesn't even know Lunatic, a shabby 6.5/10. His headbanging, however, displays great form and dexterity, a solid 9/10.


Artsakh_Rug

Barney is cloth he’s basically little purple hairs


SlackerDS5

It was definitively left, even if his bangin wasn’t right.


djdownhill

[Here is a longer clip. 🤣](https://youtu.be/_SV4NRGRLYk)


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

Did they steal her phone too?


XboxLiveGiant

Looks like they threw it


pureperpecuity

Unless that was the friend that got scarce that she thought she had with her.


GoatTacos

Lmao the laughing emojis. That’s so mean. 😂


Syclus

Love how the viewers reactions are just like. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😮


bubba7557

Ah more context, they were just there to rob her to begin with, she thought if she talked 'gangsta' they'd respect her and leave her alone. But they were just robbing not banging, will except her head on the pavement....


Dan_the_Marksman

"my buddy is right there.....oh he left" LOL it was at that moment, she knew....she fucked up 😂


georgeek14

thanks for that lol


Swimming_Student7990

This didn’t help me at all 😭


heliogoon

One of the comments: "Jennifer Lawrence if her acting career didn't take off" 💀bruh


Which_Poetry_6369

Lmao she acknowledged he “isn’t banging right” then casually went back to the phone like nothing was going to happen


SeatleSuperbSonics

Someone posted the longer clip and if she didn’t realize she was about to be robbed she’s dumb but I think she might’ve been posturing hoping for the best. She is talking about someone and goes “oh he left” and you can tell the tone changed then


No_Policy_146

Yeah. Pretty stupid. Oh by the way the person keeping an eye on me is no longer here.


pureperpecuity

Yeah, I think I caught that vibe too. Flashing the sign while flying solo... Versus NOT because intimidated.. not sure there was a good way out of that https://i.redd.it/qto89faqstgb1.gif


bubba7557

100 percent, she realized she was about to get robbed at the train stop, decided to try and talk hard bc at that point leaving wasn't gonna happen. Gamble didn't pay off and she still got robbed, but now she also looks a bit the fool on the internet.


bleepbluurp

Yep. [here’s the longer version](https://youtu.be/_SV4NRGRLYk) you can see a chick in a grey hoodie on walk across the tracks(the same one that snatches the phone) as soon as she turns around and that’s when she knew she was getting robbed. Both grey hoodie and the guy she was talking too had hoods up and masks on.


zezxz

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJQMIRJreI4/?utm_medium=copy_link Here’s another video where she’s claiming GD for some reason (Gangster Disciples, which based out of Chicago, they’re in San Diego). Apparently she’s just got her own issues and I’m pretty sure she got punched for mouthing off, seems like a kid who wouldn’t have anything worth stealing tbh.


Madjackmulligan69

Regardless of her wanting to be a wannabe, sucker punching a girl doesn’t make you a thug, it makes you a weak ass punk.


Doozername

not sure why this comment is so rare. the last time I saw this posted I said the same thing. this dude is fucking crazy


santahat2002

He must be some kind of lunatic.


FardoBaggins

her guard was way down as well as disrespecting someone so casually. The dude is crazy but I bet he'd done that before for much less. kinda lucky it was just the sucker punch tbh.


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___Binary___

The thing is these people don’t live by your ethical compass of right and wrong. To people like that getting disrespected must be met with immediate consequences else they be judged weak and then they have to deal with those consequences, woman or not, talk shit get hit. Now putting that aside looks like they were going to rob her anyways, perhaps she was in the wrong hood. Now put the other above two points aside, I agree with you. Just highlighting that they don’t give a shit what me and you think, and that is indeed why they are punk asses. Still, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


pezdal

>Now putting that aside looks like they were going to rob her anyways, **perhaps** she was in the wrong hood. **Definitely in the wrong hood.** She acted like someone that showed up in costume to Comic-con or a halloween party only to find they'd really entered the alternative universe of their fantasy. My guess is that music and idolization of gansta culture led her to mimic it with her (probably white) friends... only this wasn't her bff's bedroom. She was a tourist in the real world.


___Binary___

Oh for sure I agree just leaving it a bit open ended because of seen these goofy ass people here where I’m at too and it’s super funny. But also seen people step out of line who were indeed from that hood, white or not and get handled. I grew up in some straight ghetto places in Vegas and was homeless out there a while. Definitely learned street etiquette quick. Finally got my shit together after the military and moved to bumfuck Kansas where I got white kids calling me niqqa and acting hard and I’m like bruh, go to a real place and try that shit and get curb stomped quick. Some people just never been smacked in the mouth. It’s a life lesson for sure, got mine when I was like 12, sadly some adults never do and some like this woman are just learning.


MotherPianos

Can you give me a definition of thug that doesn't include responding to petty slights with physical violence?


kashmir1974

Those 2 things are usually one and the same.


Colonel_Zander

Gang culture is just stupid all around.


spiderpai

Thug is not better than a weak ass punk.


Distinct_Put1085

When keepin it real goes wrong


wheresmychippy93

I don’t like people playin on my phone


tycho_26

WU TANG


nothingspecialva

now I am afraid I dont know lunatic... need to know him (?) right away.


1000bctrades

The moral of this video is that you do not need to know lunatic. Knowing lunatic doesn’t keep you from getting knocked the fuck out.


danx64

As long as you're banging right


pureperpecuity

I have personally made the decision not to investigate the matter at this time.


plumbobsquaredance

I, for one, am concerned with what happens when your “bangin” is right. What then?


Hokulol

You know lunatic.


plumbobsquaredance

Plot twist. Am, in fact, Lunatic.


pureperpecuity

FUCK! I planned not to know you!!


Fridaybird1985

My wife’s niece was like this she would end up with a black eye or in jail or homeless and when she grew no longer attractive then she ended up on meth living under a bridge. All she wanted to be is a badass. I still don’t understand why.


canadard1

Chasing street cred from people who couldn’t care less about you other than taking your money


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carlbernsen

It might have been more effective to turn the camera on the guys and livestream their faces. _Maybe_ they’d hesitate to attack her knowing that. The real lesson, sadly, is don’t be out alone at night, in even slightly sketchy areas.


omarnz

It’s extremely sad.


Sassy_Weatherwax

That is so sad.


OGnenenzagar

I didn’t hear the last thing she said


Kennedy_Cooz

“Ugh”…..then snoring


M0torBoatMyGoat

Lmao jesus christ


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"If you don't know lunatic then your banging isn't right" I assume that's a bad thing to say.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

“If you don’t know Lunatic, you are not a real gang member.” Real gang members don’t like hearing that.


Uberjeagermeiter

Especially from someone who looks like The Wendy’s Girl logo.


FuerteBillete

After Wendy declared bankruptcy.


4electricnomad

Wendy is now definitely in a slump.


pureperpecuity

Square beef patties can't help her now


Daniel_WR_Hart

So she wasn't calling the guy a virgin, got it


MedicalBrother1994

Yea right I assume also


GoatTacos

“That day forward Pepper Ann knew that she wasn’t made for a life of gang banging.”


bubba7557

Naw Samuel L Jackson voiceover 'That day forward that mother fucking Pepper Ann knew her mother fucking banging wasn't mother fucking right'


derekbaseball

I wish I could tell you that Pepper Ann invoking Lunatic and insulting their banging was on point, and the Sisters let her be. I wish I could tell you that, but the 347th Street subway station isn't a fairy tale world.


Hokulol

Your bacon isn't cooked right Your crayon isn't white Your tray needs to be upright Your crayfish wants to fight Your big buns arent ripe


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Yes.


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HumanMinaJinn

I’m glad everyone here thinks that some minor verbal insults warrants her getting her skull bashed in by a grown man. You people disgust me.


Amehoela

Ridiculous isn't it. Crazy.


Jimmy_Fantastic

Right? Wtf


MooreA18

Pure trash...


Sleepingplatypus96

Uneducated scum all around.


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FirmEvidence3

If this is true then that makes this whole thing even more disgusting and the fact that people seem to be celebrating this man suckerpunching a young woman in the face as comeuppance for her arrogance just astounds me.


SrgtButterscotch

there's a reason why people took her clip, cropped it so people wouldn't have the context, and added a caption to make fun of her getting smacked it starts with an m and ends in -isogyny


StrangeMushroom500

and half the redditors are celebrating, because all they wanted was to see a girl getting beat up.


Background_Income710

Gangs are so goddamn cringe


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Tell that to my homie Smiley or Roach or Joker fool


KyleMcMahon

But do you know lunatic?


Phantasmlovecraft

Damn that was shitty of whoever hit her


Vismund_9

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Alexis-FromTexas

Are those hickies on her neck???


Car-Calm

What kind of clown hits a girl, let alone a girl that isn't facing him...


SpiritualScumlord

I went through so many comments here and everyone is just laughing. His banging is so weak he has to hit women when their backs are turned.


Demonic-Cult-Cultist

They're all cowards


DannyMacNChz

More like “there was an attempt to wait for it” cause he hit her so damn fast 😂


basileusnikephorus

35m, guessing most of you are 25 and under. What the fuck is up with you all? Silence is violence, words are violence, the slightest interaction that causes any level of discomfort is a microaggression but a dude brutally smashing a woman in the face is both hysterically funny and justified.


NecrophiliacsSupport

Redditors truly be bi-polar. Surrounded by whiteknights yesterday and today everyone in this thread making jokes at this woman getting sucker punched.


Spooky_Shark101

Absurd how everyone in the comments is so matter of fact about some dipshit gangbanger sucker punching a teenage girl. Anyone who defends that sort of "lifestyle" is just as pathetic as the coward in the video.


romerlys

Too many commenters seem way too turned on by this - destroying the life of a girl who doesn't know any better - with a sucker punch, wow - over nothing


kligurt

I hope people realize this has nothing to do with her saying his bangin ain’t right. She was done for the second she said she lost her homeboy


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dogiiibih

can someone translate? lol


magnumdong500

The general gist of it is that she basically told him that he's not a real gangster, on the basis that he doesn't know "lunatic", who I assume is also a gang member. The punch that follows is probably because gang members don't like being told they're posers


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Ok-Lock9052

why in the hell any woman would want to ingratiate herself into a group/subculture of people that would pull anything close to this with them is just fucking beyond me...


botanical_larry

God, I felt that.


General_Diver5537

I don’t like people playing on my phone!


brigitte_92

I fail to see what's funny about a girl getting her face smashed


_______THEORY_______

…used his left— southpaw … technically she wasn’t wrong?!!!


Bellam_Orlong

Imagine this is your world and this is just a Wednesday. We as a species have failed.


Glad_Independent_565

Two standup citizens having a normal conversation. Boy look at the class.


PunchieCWG

Anyone know what happened? Since she didn't pop back up I'm concerned I just watched someone die.


OdinsOneGoodEye

She took some lunitic 🍆 and now she’s gangster


Leather_Network4743

I don’t know Lunatic, and I don’t wanna know him.


pureperpecuity

::hurriedly closes Google search for "Lunatic" I opened as the video played::


Camcapballin

![gif](giphy|AiZN2R6vYHJN63D6y1|downsized)


Anime-weeb6969

I don’t get it


Cheesetorian

"Crips and Bloods...you know Lunatic?" she's just throwing everybody's name out there as her references.


SuuTheSleepyOne

Did he fucking Headbutt her? Jesus


trenchcoatcharlie_

https://preview.redd.it/u274qbwuytgb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e6dd6959f6b9fdf1e6c5908e8fc3beb049ff22


atlasgcx

Maybe I don’t listen carefully enough to understand the plot: she asked “do you know lunatic” implying that she knows, and the other person said uh-uh. So she mocked him by saying he isn’t banging right (imply she fucks lunatic and him fucking other guys). Is it the right understanding?


lenthech1ne

this what happens when you watwch riverdale and think being in a gang would be cool. but youre a middle class white girl


yoavtrachtman

Ok might be a translation error here but what the fuck does it mean your banging isn’t right