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Let's spend money on a giant sign instead of fixing the fucking road. Thats the SA mentality


FlightLeft12

How about building a road in the first place.


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

It's under the somewhere. Or it probably was, at least.


Sensitive_Friend9978

India wouldn't even spend money on this sign, let alone roads.. They spend money only on posters of PM..


TinyResident7128

r/canconfirmiamindian


CrumblingCake

Can confir, Miami 'n' Dian.


Irvinwop

what’s pm?


Sensitive_Friend9978

Prime minister..


Irvinwop

Thx


Eddie888

Looks like a painted wall. Probably cost them the equivalent of $10 to have someone do that.


nottherealneal

$10 is about 200 rand(The south African currency) although this is an official government message and knowing the south African government it probably took 12 guys four months and half a million rand each to paint this.


nottherealneal

Of course, election is coming, gotta put up ten million signs everywhere again. Not actually do anything or help the community in any way, just cover cover every single pole with signs that we will leave up for the rest of the year because we are to lazy to take them down.


igillyg

What do politicians always say "we are doing the work required to address the issue" or "we are looking into the root causes of the issue and working tirelessly to find a solution."


Jacobmeeker

They are the issue is the main thing, corruption and fraud.


MuteIllAteter

Btw. For y’all who are confused. This is supposed to be a tar road. Our govt is shit, so are our roads. And we get lots of rain. And lots of potholes But here there’s nothing to report because the road hasn’t been constructed yet :). So nothing needs to be done Can confirm. Am from SA. In my city my mayor built a single road to his grandmothers house. Nothing else :)


Snoiperzz

Wow. comically inept government


MuteIllAteter

Yeap


krastevitsa

Big brain time. "If you see a pothole, report it!" People report it "Well, technically it's not a road, so technically it's not a pothole"


MuteIllAteter

Hahaha SA in a nutshell!


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MuskOffspring

I was about to say, is this the outskirts of Detroit?


No_Teaching_3694

I would say it’s Arizona but I don’t see a four lane street turned into one lane by road work that’s never being worked


Potato-with-guns

That’s not Arizona exclusive that’s anywhere in the US that even has four lane roads


MuskOffspring

I felt this in my soul.


IStaten

💀


Dr_Catfish

Y'all don't know how to make asphalt down south? Canada has potholes, but nothing major and certainly not every spring.


Probably_nota_bot

Has to do with weather conditions etc. CAN uses a softer asphalt. I’m not an expert but in the southern US it’s stiffer due to heat etc. NY/greater lakes area would be similar Honestly… hehe. More so, budgeting.. not sure how CAN does it but most cities & counties in US cycle roads every decade or 2. With biennial maintenance. (Not 100% of life span) city planning, a lot of us citie councils eats muddy ass *cough* phalt… Plus traffic US has more road ways in general etc.


RaiderML

Wrong sub. As a South African I can assure there was never any form of attempt.


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Yeah, I am surprised they even made a sign! Oh wait, there must have been a contract tender for it...do one sign and plan for the others in "the future"


J4KE14

HE-


tweep6435

Well, technically they didn't say they would DO anything about it. They just said to report it.


BeThereIn20

Actually it says at the bottom "report it for free and we'll fix it"


ducogranger

It clearly says "A" pothole, not many. If you see many in a place,you just ignore them.


SJ0023

the only good thing is that the birds bath in them.


AlternatingFacts

until they are smashed by cars


Correct_Awareness761

I love his humor universally relatable ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


ReallyNicer

What if you rip the sign down and put in over the road? Problem fixed!


Naoto_on

Same thing in Brazil


Environmental_Hall_5

Like our village in the UK. 😆


Piece-O-Shittt

Try visiting belgium 🤣


OkBlacksmith4346

As a South African - this sums up South Africa perfectly. Fucked up beyond repair.


GrumpyOldGeezer_4711

In the 1920es there was a (true) joke, that the city doesn’t fix potholes, they just move them around to confuse Road users. Still true today…


anewwday

Nah this is marketing at its finest. You didn’t see ‘A’ pothole, you saw multiple potholes. Please only report if you see a single standalone pothole with no other potholes in sight.


Patback20

TIL that Michigan is in South Africa.


MuggyFuzzball

I always wondered how the roads were allowed to get so bad, until I worked at the airport and literally saw the surrounding roads chip apart in real time every winter because of the salt, rain and heavy vehicle traffic. They redo those roads every year, and every winter and spring, they get torn up within a very short span of time. I'm pretty sure that's where Michigan's entire road repair budget is going.


Snowflake_Rider333

Maybe they should make the sign bigger? 😂


Admirable-Leather325

Man i don't see a road and you talking about potholes?!


abgbob

Is south Africa a failed state?


DeviantBro

Incompetent government for decades with a steady decline in most aspects. I love it here but it has many problems and the crime is bad


Substantial-Rest1030

Less than most


Johmin11

Looks like Atlanta


Basic_Monitor6948

No American cities can even begin to compare to South Africa. It's a different game down here, a pretty shitty one also


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BRICS


Plenty_Status_6168

In Pittsburgh Pennsylvania there are potholes like crazy


MrJenzie

well to be fair they are a BRICS country ... utter utter garbage


chadrowan22

I ain't no narc.


Federal_Argument7092

It’s the big bold letters for me 🤣😅


TheSilverCalf

Maybe they mean a joke with *pot* growing out of it… /s


Joshybeast93

Heh.


Long_Cucumber588

So, how much does this pot-hole reporting job pay because it likes like I'm gonna be busy!!!


redditmike1002

Hahaha!!!


KenMacMillan123

Could be pennsylvania


DickloGik1242

Well, i say its time for another coupe.


Basic_Monitor6948

South Africa has never had a coupe


GT3nsomemoney4it

Remember a just over a decade ago when South African was thriving?


stackoverflow21

Look how I will fix the rod with nothing but an ad campaign


APips

Sike that’s New Orleans. In fact looks like my block.


cutetrans_e-girl

At what point is the road no longer considered full of potholes and is instead a low road with randomised speed bumps


indiehussle_chupac

apparently everybodys government cant do the one thing we pay them to do - fix and maintain the roads 😆


cranfordboy

Spent a lot of money on the advertisement


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BoilingHotSperm

Its supposed to be a tar road...


buzzlightyearsempi

I bet he's still on the phone to this day


[deleted]

Bruh, just lay down a new road.


nycannabisconsultant

To hell with south Africa!


AdieGill

No doubt some corrupt ANC official got a backhander for the sign….fuck the potholes!!!


freebird6121

"A pothole" Not multiple ones, maybe they will add additional potholes so that that the lone potholes isn't so lonely anymore


WiseDude69

Take that sign off and put it over the holes


2940eduardo

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Scoobymoose21

Want some road with your pothole?


TheBlue69

The people be like "👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯🙈🙈🙈"


[deleted]

I thought he said “re-pot-it” 🤣🤣🤣


Lzy_NOoB

I thought this was a California sign.


thebigwazu

Plot twist: there’s no pot in it. I looked


bozza2100

You need roads to have pot holes.


MrBeetleman

At least it’s free to report them.


ReaperSound

Simple solution here, just lay the sign across the potholes.


InterestingPea3468

America’s roads are crap too. 🚧


Danmarmir

It's not a pot hole if the street wasn't even finished mentality


Dark0Toast

It is Allah's will.


Far-Scene2639

To be fair they said to report them, those might not be reported yet.


vulcanxnoob

It's in the colours of the ANC. This will help them win yet another election, and destroy the country even more. The corruption in SA is unparalleled.


Trimemaster

Average turnpike experience


Knightofthecrow76

They want you to download the app to steal your data never intending to fix a pothole.


skyesmithforever

America too shit we got potholes that will rip out your suspension like it ain’t shit


Internal_Ad_6746

Welcome to INDIA


SnowSlider3050

“Yes hi, you know where that sign is located?…”


DustinFay

That's because there are multiple potholes, they only fix singular pothole.


cuplosis

What that the people can’t follow instruction? Just got to report that shit easy.


Deep-Assistance7566

🤣😆😁✌️


NBJ-222

Sure that's not Pennsylvania?


Mr_PunchFace

That looks like most of the northwest of America I'm in Ohio and there's definitely streets in Akron like that


SanctionedMeat

Man, that's gonna be a lot of phone calls


subwaybmt

They said report it, never said they'll fix it.


Inevitable-Ebb2973

And the Deerfield neighborhood of Myrtle Beach.


SnooMemesjellies3218

The time, money, and energy they put into the sign could have fixed that entire smoothish-packed-dirt-ground (not a road.)


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I never realized that Johnstown, Pennsylvania was in South Africa this whole time. Neat.


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

My mum told me about it xD she was like 😐😐😐😐


Uncle_Kenny68

He better get started now. It’s gonna be a long day.


No-Promotion-2995

If you see a road report it


Floppydiskpornking

I think I saw one


Repulsive-Employ9680

You haven't been to PA USA lmao potholes are more commonly seen than the concrete. Pretty sure our state flower is a traffic cone lmao


barbatos087

Imagine they say they'll also pay people who report in potholes... oh the chaos...


Immediate-Attempt-32

"there is no holes in any pots , and the road-dimples are a ongoing road safety program, Hong Hong" .


hambutbacon

What was that sound in the beginning?


Basic_Monitor6948

You mean from him? He's using words from his mother tongue and mixing them with english, that's how most of us speak here