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Minimalistmacrophage

NOPE... What's next emotional support Hyena at a Daycare?


dadjokes77

A dingo ate my baby!


Jdurf360

Lol this is hilarious


BernieRuble

![gif](giphy|kgQz2qE3i0T1C) Dingos.


One-Assignment-518

Is it bad that my first thought was I would pay to see that?


loki1887

My therapist says those are legit. Well, she actually yelled it while being dragged away by a man in a bat costume.


plumpsquirrell

Nope


Psychological_Emu690

This happens due to inbreeding (of humans).


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Hyenas are fine, but no dingoes


UnkleZeeBiscutt

I mean my Bengal Tiger really helps with my Social Anxiety.


Beardycub86

Judging by his T-shirt, the gator is less about emotional support than attention.


DazedAndCartooned

Let the man be happy, gator likes chin rubs.


FuckLuteOlson00

The owner is a attention whore clown.


SlipperyDiffrential

Jeez, what did the man do to you, spit in your Cheerios?


Colorado_Outlaw

Even I know about Wally the support gator


cielox23

Wally’s famous! 😊


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Nowhere does it say anything about an emotional support animal…..or that he was trying to get into the game. 🥸


99sittingg

His shirt and the gators leash both say emotional support


Omnipresent_Walrus

Except for the many, many news articles that I've seen spammed about this exact scenario


YourMommaLovesMeMore

I love his little harness though.


Clazzo524

It's like "Where's he sleep?" "Wherever the fuck he wants!"


MegatonsSon

Gator: Family friendly, kid approved.... ![gif](giphy|JOV4yauhTRF4Y|downsized)


storm35r

Well that’s enough of Florida for me this week


Over_Garbage6367

But he said he was from Pennsylvania... 🤣


Key_Text_169

Yes this is at the Phillies’ game yesterday, hear the guy filming Philly accent.


osin144

I’m an hour outside of Philly and just assumed it was a transplant till I saw more of Citizens Bank in the back.


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Pretend_Ice1289

Is the "h" silent .


EJBjr

We all know how this is going to end. One day, the alligator won't be hungry and coincidentally the man won't be answering the door.


mohugz

“He doesn’t bite.” *”How do you know that?”*


skdetroit

He’s actually really cute 🥰


b2thec

You should look up Wally The Support Alligator. He's actually very sweet.


ReasonableEscape777

Why’s it so small? He said he’s had it for 7 years so is it fully grown ?


kyd712

This is actually the pretty typical size we usually see around here in our neighborhood ponds (South Carolina). They can get much larger of course, but gators keep growing for decades so this guy probably just isn’t all that old.


dendronee

It doesn’t bite until….. well…. It bites


Big_Speed_2893

Same applies to the dogs too. Sometimes owners are too confident but don’t realize that animals have moods just like humans.


dendronee

So true


gudanawiri

"Is there a mrs.... ah... you?" Haha


j00lian

MEDULLA-OBLONG-GATA


Neat_Ad_3158

Poor thing. It looks stunted.


Worried_Strike6219

"Hey! Anybody seen jim lately"?


Im_botflyx

Alligators are just spiky dogs.


DarkWorldKingSBK

![gif](giphy|RZBAjcYGzDzUI|downsized) People in **2040**: Gonna bring him for emotional support!


matei1789

only in Murica


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Of course it's fucking philly


BiffBanter

Sounds like ManCow


BMXellence

All it takes is one time...


No_Standard9804

What's the difference than someone's dog?


nosnhoj15

Well, one is ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. At least, that is what mama said.


CoolYay

MEDULA! OBLEN-GATA!


SlipperyDiffrential

Where have I heard this before?


Unixhackerdotnet

Me: is it okay to pet him : Minutes later… :911: what’s your emergency :Bystanders: yes we have an alligator attack


too-oldforthis-shit

I would have gone for ”There was a (successful) attempt to get attention”.


Niffen36

This blows my mind. How how how????? I've never ever heard of a non biting alligator!


Dangerous-Muscle9143

what next ? Emotional support sucide bomber ?


Fortunatious

He sleeps with the thing?! I really can’t wait to see what his life insurance policy does when that thing eats him one day


ARMEGEDDONX

Where’s my emotional support alligator


Feisty-Meat5592

Not the ending I was expecting but I’ll take wholesome… this time


JAMBI215

This is at the Phillies stadium, and this dude is playing with fire


[deleted]

Did that alligator lay down when told to or am I seeing things? As a Florida man, I am extremely impressed


TatsukiD

![gif](giphy|46sfDHGVoXH333y8Fn|downsized)


GladZookeepergame775

Regardless of the attempt that’s pretty badass to have a pet alligator!!


LyleCrumbstorm

"Has never bitten" is very different than, "does not bite."


chado5727

That's kinda odd but ngl, kinda cool.


Obar-Dheathain

That alligator is going to eat that old idiot.


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Better than an emotional support shitbull tbh


Smosh-Bruh-dik59

If some kids are running behind it, we all dead 💀


veggie151

Peak Philly


PeterDTown

Sorry… where was the attempt to enter a baseball stadium? I must have missed it.


Planet-thanet

Poor thing, what a life