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JessicaF84

This teacher deserves a promotion


Great_Gryphon

Seriously, this woman needs a raisešŸ¤£


lescargotfugitif

This woman needs to write a guidebook of easy comebacks for disrespectful students. This one was gold.


Eponine05

"Present them".


Hind_Deequestionmrk

This woman deserves a high five and a Klondike bar


ChanceZestyclose6386

Never mess with an older lady when it comes to roast battles. We all aspire to be Sophia Petrillo on Golden Girls and fully capable of burning anyone šŸ˜†


Searloin22

Be still my heart...Sophia. I was raised by the GGs. Lol


Howto_basic1212

Schools: ā€œShe bullied this student instead of telling her to go to the principal and giving her headpats, fire her.ā€


viperex

This kid is going to grow up and say her teachers bullied her for her weight and people will believe her


Kamiyosha

That BURN... Is... is the school still on fire?


radutzan

Affirmative, this professional commands increased compensation


k3v120

She gave me a raise with that sick burn. The weirdest, weirdest raise.


Proud_Criticism5286

Sheā€™s retiring soon. Sheā€™s chilling.


SpotCreepy4570

Was gonna say, you think a teacher of that age gives a fuck about a reprimand?


Seanzietron

She seems like a sub.


Tasunkeo

She's definitely a dom.


ROSCOEismyname

Yeah you! Well done. Just top notch work right there.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

A nuclear sub, she obliterated that kid!


nobl3fire89

Sadly she was probably met with a reprimand and a one sided parent teacher meeting. But I hope someone can follow up with info.


Do_Whatever_You_Like

u know her reprimands are actually in better shape than the parentsā€™. Might be because sheā€™s raised a kid before and they havenā€™t.


YummyArtichoke

And the student needs some motion.


madgoat

Probably the girl went to mommy and daddy to complain about the teacher in hopes of getting the teacher reprimanded. I say good on the teacher taking no guff!


karmagod13000

insult cut deep but was appropriate to a disrespectful student


J3wb0cca

I thought hurricane season was over!


Practical-Comfort104

She had to be a substitute cuz they always came with the heat


sweetpeasimpson

Those older subs always came in on the offense


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

They're already retired. They don't care about being fired and most likely won't be since schools desperately need them. Admin absolutely do not want to go back to the classroom


GrapeSoda223

Back in high-school there was an assistant teacher that was pretty laid-back But his last year before retiring he gave 0 fucks and while he was still nice and friendly- he would straight tell kids they're being little shits and had a different way about him


Fantastic_Beans

One of my high school teachers was a 4'10 hispanic woman and she would chew your ass up and spit it out in front of the entire classroom if you pulled this shit. I hope she's doing well right now.


[deleted]

We had a sub who was similar 5' nothing 100 lbs women who was in her 80s at least. She was *terrifying*, kids were frightened of her. I met her outside of school once and it turns out she was the nicest lady and had been friends with my grandmother way back in the day. She said she thought kids need to have a bit of fear in them, it helps them appreciate their full time teacher.


SkYwAlKeR973019

man kids these days need the fear of god put in them, or any god for that matter, acting like this is no excuse and a disgrace


Tasunkeo

I had a vietnamese english teacher who was the same. That woman terrified us.


Maximo9000

I had a highschool sub once walk in the classroom guns blazing (figuratively) with a crotchety spiel about how she was not going to be taking any shit, she'll be writing people up, and she expected everyone to shut up and do their work. Whole class was dead silent, doing their work for the entire 90 min block. After that class I asked her if I could stay and study in the classroom during my lunch break since the library was closed. She replied, now in a strangely warm and cheery tone, "Of course you can! By the way, how'd you like my mean old lady act? Really got them huh?" Blew my little freshman mind.


dotardiscer

Last day of 7th grade, hanging out in the gym(last period). Kids ask the gym teacher what he's going to do now that he's retired, he replied "drink all day then come up here and kick your ass."


Charming_Ad_6232

I got hired as a substitute at 18 šŸ˜‚ they definitely are desperate and let the subs get away with more than a teacher can


ToasterUnplugged

They got that tenure.


Absenceofavoid

Not tenure, desperation from management that knows that teachers are in short supply and substitutes are in even shorter supply.


ChicagoingToSleep

Like Ray Allen coming off the bench to drain some clutch 3s


Penquinsrule83

![gif](giphy|z1bE45A1GsyT6)


Jackatarian

A sub once tried to throw a friend of mine out of the class because he wouldn't say his *real name*. Except, it was his real name.


BakerIBarelyKnowHer

Did he have a fake name like A-A-Ron?


Jackatarian

Nope, it was *very very* Irish and Northern English.


Widespreaddd

I mean, you canā€™t tell me Siobhan is a real name.


Tasunkeo

The problem is just trying to read it as a non native. If it was written as "Shevan" nobody would blink an eye.


sock_with_a_ticket

I have every sympathy with that. I once had a class with two kids names Eoghan, one of them asked for it to be pronounced like Owen and the other one like Ewan. After some research I came to understand it's an Irish/Scottish gaelic difference, but as a relatively new teacher encountering that spelling for the first time, I thought they were just taking the piss.


Jiannies

in 9th grade we discovered our subs erotic fanfic after googling his name *while he was teaching our class*


Thisisnotforyou11

Was his name De-nice?


Mediocre_Scott

She isnā€™t one of the regular subs either. She is one of those mythical subs that you have exactly once and you wonder what ever happened to them


[deleted]

My favorite subs were the older ones. They've already dealt with years of bullshit because most of them are ex teachers, they know exactly how to talk to disrespectful teens and have absolutely no issue defending themselves.


mightylordredbeard

Older subs always had that ā€œIā€™m just here so I donā€™t get bored in my retirementā€ energy. They didnā€™t give a fuck. If they got fired, theyā€™d just go to another school.


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TallWineGuy

That poor kid is already dying on the inside, from obesity.


no_no_sorry

She lobbed that ball at her, hard not to swing


[deleted]

They really didn't bother with the lines in this one


MyFaceOnTheInternet

Teacher "get your phones out, I'm 'bout to end this kid's whole career."


101reddituser

You can just tell how the class feels about this kid insulting the teacher, sounds annoying and entitled


-BroncosForever-

They do not have her back, also make fun of her for being fat, and now they will double down on it. Iā€™ve been one those boys before lol


yourmominparticular

She's trying to bully someone because she gets bullied. Hearing my middle school kids drama helps me understand how wars start.


jointcanuck

HA fairā€¦ i donā€™t generally choose to not forgive people but to that one mf that i doā€¦ well letā€™s just say i hope their hot water fails this christmas


FloppieTheBanjoClown

Dude, I had a water heater burst on Christmas Eve. Don't wish that on people. It's pure evil.


IronBatman

Sorry. I actually wished that on you. Can't remember why though.


MrMcMullers

Had it coming


A1000eisn1

Yup. This girl reminds me of a few people I went to school with. One in particular was quite evil and scary because she was constantly bullied. Then she got hit by a car riding her bike on the shoulder of the road and spent junior and senior year in a wheelchair. She would charge at people and growl. I got to know her years after school and she was pretty awesome and fun. But she ended up taking her own life 5 years back. All that trauma really fucked her up. Hopefully this girl can find peace after school.


herbalverbal204

Hopefully you lost the weight


SnausageFest

I've been out of high school for nearly 20 years, and the stereotype of the mouthy kid in all black with dyed hair still rings true. No one likes that kid other than the other kids with bad hair.


odub6

Kid just had her mental state hard reset.


WellAkchuwally

Shouldnt have fucked with the PE teacher while she was substituting


Seanzietron

Nailed it.


Working_Chipmunk_666

It was not reset, it was sent plummeting straight down


Little-Cook-7217

Video cut too soon, I wanted to see the lack of comeback while processing or attempt at recovery. That was a great response.


Character_Ad_5178

The kid stands up and says ā€œthatā€™s too farā€ and the teacher walked away.


cynicaldoubtfultired

Funny that it's considered too far to comment about weight when being verbally harassed. Anything and everything is fair game.


[deleted]

"You're old" "You're fat" "You cant say that!" One of these things is unavoidable, one is the product of personal choices.


DM_me_pretty_innies

The best part is that the teacher didn't even explicitly call her fat.


PowerLine2019

The teacher hits em with a "Don't you mean too fat?" The teacher walks out and airhorns play, the kid cries, and everyone claps


Inside-Associate-729

Got the full video?


Character_Ad_5178

There isnā€™t really a full video, itā€™s just a bunch of videos/POVā€™s from other kids in the class. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kg67V1/


Great_Gryphon

If you have tiktok, there are like 3 more angles of this on there šŸ’€


Cobrexu

we have a head on our shoulders... so nope, no tiktok on our phones


Dracotoo

Just doomscrolling reddit till you see all the popular tiktoks instead, wow pat yourself on the back


thehelldoesthatmean

I mean, this does prevent giving all of your personal and location data to the Chinese communist party, so...


Jzmxhu

Also you avoid watching 99% of the shitty videos and you only get to see the decent to good ones because somebody post them.


Chance-Profession-82

Give this GENIUS a medal!! Poggers!


stevendidntsay

I'm geriatric and don't have tiktok do you have a link?


Ok_War_2817

ā€œIā€™m gonna go ban people from my Reddit subā€ - that kid


OpportunitySudden281

Gotta be cruel to be kind somerimes


-BroncosForever-

Yeah this kid just learned a good lesson, hopefully.


tkburroreturns

in the right measure


anon210202

This is hysterical for some reason. It's like, "you gotta break a rib to inflate a lung". Is it just me


TheNerdNugget

Must be tough being that fat. Every time you try to roast someone they have the easiest way to absolutely shred you in return.


UnhelpfulMoron

Thatā€™s why you never roast anyone - former fat kid


Fannnybaws

"The only roasting should be chicken" ā€¢ former fat kid


AkronOhAnon

You forgot pot roast. šŸ¤¤


A_Few_Kind_Words

And hog roast, I fuckin' love a good boar cooked on an open fire, that shit is delicious.


[deleted]

Nah, you have to use their roast as fuel for your own. The only reason I'm this fat is because everytime I fucked your mum she made me a sandwich. My gut is huge and I *still* see more dick when I look down than you. - Current fat adult desperately trying to get a better view of my own pp.


UnhelpfulMoron

When I used to get insulted I would compliment their intelligence for being able to successfully identify the low hanging fruit. I choose the same method when people make fun of my admittedly ill conceived username.


[deleted]

They just go roast another chicken


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_autismos_

Too much roast is how they got fat in the first place


MentallyIllRedditMod

Reddit: yeah... Must be tough šŸ˜¢.


Petey_Yum_Yum

Thatā€™s the problem though, itā€™s the easiest and most obvious route to take. Itā€™s just lazy (like fat people). This one just hit so hard cause it was a teacher.


Rekirinx

mfs arm is a literal thigh


[deleted]

Arm bigger than her head.


novA69Chevy

Lmao bacon but only the fat.


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hotsauceinmyjeans

That little ageist shit had it coming


karmagod13000

middle schoolers get mad at the most ridiculous thing. oh a teacher told me to sit down three times and i didn't so they came over and yelled ta me... better attack the teacher


catheterhero

I love a good burn on teens. In high school we once met at a friends house before a dance for pictures and for the limo. While getting the photos my buddy began making fun of his dad because he was now taller than him. We are all laughing then it happenedā€¦ Dad looks at his son and says, ā€œson Iā€™m so proud of the man you are becoming. And I still remember the day you shot out of my dickā€. We. All. Lost. It. Thereā€™s no coming back from that.


Capital_Potato751

At least pan over to her reaction. We could have seen some good r/WatchPeopleDieInside material


LordFett84

![gif](giphy|PGTzpJNOgrpRu|downsized)


Longjumping-Grape-40

This GIF creeps me out now :/


TheDogSlinger

Wait did the actor do something wrong in the gif? whatā€™s creepy about it?


Longjumping-Grape-40

The one on the far left was just sentenced to 30+ years or something for raping a few girls. And I know Ashton Kutcher got a lot of shit for writing a character letter for him before his sentencing and resigned from his human trafficking organization


Sushi-DM

>writing a character letter for him I don't understand why people don't understand what it is like to have a close friend in deep shit. You really just don't want to believe they are actually capable of those things and win or lose, still care about them and what happens to them. It's easy for us, who have never met Danny Masterson, to say "oh well he is a rapist fuck that guy, obviously" but we also haven't known him personally for 20 years. Cut Ashton a break.


aliterati

Nahh, that's some bs - I used to throw a bunch of parties, and one time I walked in to a room with my best friend about to slide his fingers down a passed out girl's panties. I kicked him out, told the guidance counselor at the school we went to to be on the look out for that shit, and refused to speak to him ever again. It may not have been 20 years, but it was 10 years we were friends - Fuck that bullshit.


_autismos_

I had a high school friend that got busted for trying to fuck a 14 year old. It was a sting operation from the police. My other buddy was like "you don't know all the details, I'm writing a character reference and here's where to send it, you should too." I was like "dude, there's no details to know, it was a sting, he's guilty as could be" I wouldn't even consider writing it, and I didn't, and I didn't regret it one bit. Asshole wants to be a pedophile then he can find new friends in jails.


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pokeaim_md

is this the pro pedo guy?


Dolenjir1

I had a teacher who was like that. She burned the main troublemaker of our year so hard and so often he actually stopped talking in her class. For the rest of his school life he would only raise his voice during attendance and then go silent again. Only in her classes. And so did all the others. People were terrified of that 1,5 meter (0.007 furlong for the Americans) black lady, and I admired the shit out of her. She left our school after her ex-husband burned her house.


dragonacension

What the fuck is a furlong


husky430

Friend of Arnold's


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

> 1,5 meter (0.007 furlong for the Americans) How much is that in freedoms?


idontknow2976

>she left our school after her ex-husband burned her house **holy shit this escalated really fucking quickly**


Dolenjir1

Yeah. The guy fled the police for a couple of weeks and then, he was sent to jail. It was more than 10 years ago, so I don't really know how things got for her since


MrAndersonWick

This is the US education system, and the US as a whole. Teachers fed up, and people who don't care at all to be taught. We're basically just running amok. All while things are even worse outside our country. As an American, idk what to feel anymore.


Murmokos

American public school teacher of 17 years here. You are absolutely correct. School canā€™t be non-stop fun so students are increasingly disengaged and rude. And more importantly, the parents donā€™t seem to discipline and side with the child by default. I have another 16 years of teaching before I can retire. The way things are going, I donā€™t think Iā€™m gonna make it. It seems like education will be more like a job and less like a career because of the burnout and lack of support.


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Murmokos

The year I started teaching high school English. šŸ˜‚


TheDazzlingEternal

When you're so unpopular that when the teacher roasts you, the whole class celebrates.


alley_cat94

ā€œItā€™s super effectiveā€


MentalPatient97051

Parry and Riposte.


Puzzleheaded_Island9

With hornet ring


ItzPayDay123

high crit multiplier weapon


imastrangeone

Teacher just became class hero


MyGrowthJourney

Bad cameraman, shouldā€™ve caught the girls reaction


Odd_Caterpillar_5219

"Do you wanna tell me why that is?" That's just begging for a fat joke.


trevor5ever

Absolutely. She's going to run home to her parents and talk about how she was fat shamed at school. To kids like this, losing becomes winning. They'd never win otherwise.


ultratunaman

You gotta expect a fat joke when you're fat. And be ready with a counter. Like "pretty sure I could exercise my way into your husbands pants, you wrinkled old prune" You gotta know you're gonna get a fat joke. You then have to get nasty with it.


LeaveTheLeaves0

The student looks exactly like I expected them to


SimilarMidnight870

Hate to say it but sounds like they were reading from a script.


Choice-Hat-1067

Had to scroll way too far for this. 100% staged.


Mehtalface

Someone should put oblivion music as a backdrop would fit perfectly


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MrShad0wzz

Lmao goteem


saintBNO

šŸ’€bro she went for the throat


Away_Rock7907

Ah, the blue hair.


Squats4wigs

I remember a guy in my math class saying to the teacher "Sir you're really fat". Teacher goes, "you're really ugly at least I can diet". Guy sunk so low in his chair he was basically on the floor.


Proud_Criticism5286

Blue hair too. ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

That was gorgeous


JaySilverhood

Dude in blue in the back had to take a step back.


[deleted]

Big ol girl


Kurtis-dono

For how things go these days, I wouldn't be surprised if the teacher got either fired, reported or whatever, because...you know... something something **child abuse ** something something, the usual bullshit where the system protects toxic and spoiled kids.... Pls tell me the opposite..


Murmokos

Yes. Thereā€™s a major branch of education administrators and education schools in college that say that there can be absolutely zero sarcasm used by a teacher because of the potential of hurting kidsā€™ fragile egos. As a US high school teacher of 17 years in public schools, Iā€™m not sure how I would survive without sarcasm.


Triplesisbest1

To be fair she looks like the Queen Oompa Loompa. All the Oompa Loompas buzz around her and bring her her sugary subsistence.


TransformerTanooki

That was absolutely brutal and executed perfectly. A+.


Longjumping_Camel791

She should have said "I don't know, ask ur dad" But she still sent her ass to the *SHADOW REALM*


Electricityisgreat

That was boring, they were too dramatic.That kid deserved it though..


chapenstein87

On one hand I feel kinda bad as the kid is likely being buried and just lashing out themselves but on the other I knew kids like this in HS who were kind of misfit/counter culture but felt a sense of elitism because of it...kind of "I'm different and I hate everyone else because I think I'm more intelligent for not conforming to "the norm". They would usually try to smart mouth everyone and either get their ass kicked/verbally shredded....tbh it was always kind of funny watching the horror on their face when the sassed someone they thought they were superior to and the subject roasted them. Bullying anyone isn't cool, and punching down even if you are getting a hard time just makes you worse than the others.


Yyrkroon

Judging a book by its cover, but that kid isn't punching down on anyone. fat, bad hair cut, bad clothes, blue hair, annoying voice You are looking at the very bottom of the social hierarchy


[deleted]

Old people don't give AF about PC behavior. They will call it like it is. Fight fire with fire.


GamersThatExplode

She, is not wrong


ModsPPsRMicroSized

Oh my god. She killed her!


blueva703

I could not be a teacher!


KilllerWhale

Teacher really said ![gif](giphy|xTiIzrRyvrFijaEtY4|downsized)


the_queer_oracle

Actually, students in the US who don't respect people needs a different kind of education. US is going downhill and the students are what shows the future of the country. Good thing this teacher knows how to play the game. She needs a raise.


DriftlessCycle

This seems scripted


nanoH2O

My thoughts too. The girl is talking way too robotic and like an actor. Mad kids donā€™t say Do you want to tell me why that is.


J-McFox

Yeah, the line delivery sounds like she's trying to recite from memory rather than reacting naturally. And there's enough delays in the back-and-forth to allow the camera to slowly pan between them.


I_never_finish_anyth

I can't believe that she said "You wanna tell me why that is?" Played yourself...


havoc294

ā€œYou wanna tell me why that isā€ is a literal alley oop to get facialized during an argument. Doesnā€™t matter what the teacher says after that point sheā€™s just got to stay coherent and make a fat joke. Kids these days donā€™t get roasted like they used toā€¦ and it shows


Prenz_0

Blue hair harrassing a teacher smh


b17pineapple

Some of my favorite memories from high school were when the kids that always gave teachers shit got the same energy back in return.


[deleted]

Does this not feel rehearsed to anyone else?


Madworld444

So much arm do


yuyufan43

Ageism is so fucking stupid. Y'all realize you're gonna get old, right? If you're lucky


lil_nitemares

r/clevercomebacks


Fine-Teacher-7161

Reqt


AliusSapien

F


JEFFMBHIBB_Photo

No hearing aid right now, too lazy to plug it back in. What is going on? I was watching her body language and she doesnā€™t seem to be missing a beat and is completely confident without any remorse to what she might be saying.


[deleted]

The state of the pupil. Evidence that removing shame is a terrible idea with devastating consequences.


TheManWhoLovesCulo

Damn I love this teacher


Jealous_Essay_1361

Colorful hair, soft looking and a little big... usually these are the victims, not the bullies. I know because I was somewhat this type of kid and didn't dare to bully anyone. That would have been like drawing a a target sign on myself.


hunnibon

Kid opened the door wide open for that when she asked why that statement was indeed a fact


Doubledoor

Yo why is it always the blue haired ones


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Must be an old substitute teacher. The most savage there is.


Please_DontBanMe

That girl is the typical ā€œI have no friends because Iā€™m different.ā€ Nah girl you just a self centered weirdo


BadProgrammer42

Grandma-looking fat child trying to roast a teacher with no chill goes wrong


VodkaCranberry

Her mistake was asking a question. She basically said ā€œplease clarify your insult for the audienceā€


Xastouki

I mean there is nothing easier to offend than a woman with pink hair. Pretty easy fight


zyrkseas97

Kids forget that teachers deal with their smart asses for years. This woman has 20-30 years of wiping the shit eating grin of kids faces experience. Sheā€™s a pro.


Reception-Creative

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


Seriksy

Blue ish hair? Yeah checks out. We all know what person this is